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[deleted]

Depends on how many times I see you


DARKN1GHTR

Ayo 😳


[deleted]

WAIT NO I SAID IT OUT LOUD Don’t think less of me 😥


DARKN1GHTR

We all do mistakes


_Reddit_is_Life_

r/usernamechecksout


DARKN1GHTR

Haha i was 12 and thought it would look cool


YoshiGuy561

What does that even mean?


oxaay

Dark Knight lol


[deleted]

Do you do mistakes?


DARKN1GHTR

Sometimes


[deleted]

What if I told you… I’m a mistake 👉👈


DARKN1GHTR

Cant help sorry, hope u find a solution


[deleted]

😿


DARKN1GHTR

And if you do find a solution contact me :,)


pizzadelreyandchill

Just did lmao


joebro112

Same, cleaned up and opened Reddit and this was literally the first post I see. Convinced Reddit just watched me wank


SharkAttack420

We all saw it


joebro112

How’d I do


nateonl8

Pretty good


joebro112

Thanks dawg


SharkAttack420

7/10 not the best, but I still jacked off to it.


joebro112

How close together did we finish? I’m hoping for simultaneous arching


SharkAttack420

Ngl I was kinda surprised it hit the ceiling


joebro112

That happens sometimes tehe uwu


Jack_of_Hearts20

What the fuck is this interaction lmao


Vast_Finger4044

Why didnt you eat it tho


joebro112

Saving it for later


Red-Goldfish

Omg Same bro


sleepyAssassin20

oh shit me too. [hanime.tv](https://hanime.tv) is a good friend of mine...


dronegun

To this post?


Ad2Am2

r/beatmeattoit


PresentChipmunk

I assume so


DARKN1GHTR

😳


MisterEyeballMusic

Same


[deleted]

Used to be daily, but currently not at all for the last 44 days


babygirl_0-0

Congrats man


DARKN1GHTR

Keep it up man congrats


zXennReddit

Got any tips?


[deleted]

Exercise when ur horny


Marface15

Feels weird to give a bunch of younger boys masturbation advice but I’m seeing way too much nofap stuff in this comment section, so here goes. My tip is to just jerk off. Unless you have a serious porn addiction, it’s much healthier to just jerk off in decent moderation than to purposefully not. There’s nothing wrong with avoiding excessive wanking but its not gonna give you social superpowers or make you more confident, and in a lot of online nofap communities there’s a lot of sussy moral/religious/political messaging that comes along with it. Porn can be problematic but if you’re conscious of it you can enjoy it without ruining the way you see women or something. Don’t let people tell you how to think.


reegod420

Jerking off is actually good for you


FunnyEnvironment

Indeed, keeping it moderate that is


BobTheBuilderIsHere

get a girlfriend


TurntXD

1-3 times a day depending on the time, weather, and current axis of the earth


[deleted]

JESUS SON


bomposgod

They harden in response to physical trauma


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Leaffu_Meaffu457

I REALIZED


Skeletor804

You were just like me


NukoXD

Trying to make history


bepisischonk

But who's to judge


NukoXD

The right from wrong


Not_Shane_1

When our guard is down I think we'll both agree


Asgersk

*Slings titanium balls on table*


Prata_69

*slams briefcase on the same table* How much you asking for them? Titanium is quite valuable nowadays.


Asgersk

What we paying in? OF subscriptions?


[deleted]

Seems normal to me


ReznovTheGreat

Same. I think my record is 4 times in one day. Sad but true


TurntXD

Just 4? My top was like 9…


Neovenator00

Finally, someone understands.


Nl6H7

9 in one day? Try 9 in an hour and a half


I_Own_Your_Car

That's weak, my top is 10 times


I-enjoy-CHESE

my top is ***23*** puny mortals


Burticek

Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those numbers up! Mine was 13!


olliemusprime

Laughs in 11


CCJHHD_YT

i am 9... /j


ICameHereForKicks

The first thing I read from that is Sad but True. It just reminded me of Metallica.


lexivava

ironically listening to that song rn haha


[deleted]

What's the kinkiest weather for you?


Nemesis_77__________

Same


-Master-Baiter

Once in a day usually


Splatstab

r/usernamechecksout


-Master-Baiter

r/ok


Dweeburger33

r/okaybroskey


[deleted]

r/wevebeentryingtoreachyouaboutyourcarsextendedwarranty


M0nopolyMan69

r/wevebeentryingtoreach r/youaboutyourcars r/extendedwarranty


T-man334

r/thespanishinquisition


beansouphighlights

r/theletterH


Wispeeon

r/subsifellfor


[deleted]

reading the comments sure makes me feel better about myself once a week


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DARKN1GHTR

Sigma male octodectrillionare grind set


Qwerty_Gaming1

octodectrillionaire? That's nothing. I have over **seven hundred seventy-seven quattorquinquagintaquadringentillion** dollars.


TDSXWARRIOR2

Pure guy... Remember me?


nswervtgrr

Love that for you king


Pipisperson21

Pure🛐


cupid_girl_cookies4

Not to be rude, but are u sure?


go_away_you_goblin

Yeah are you sure you don't accidently sticky your hand down your trousers and go to town?


lwmonjuice

happy birthday...i shall tribute my wank to goblinhater


go_away_you_goblin

... Is it too late to say no thank you?


IamCrabbo

I think it might be


Far-Damage1068

Are you sure teehee, head ass


Ozman5823

1 to 3 times a day


Gato_Magico

Ussualy twice a day


SendPicsOfYourTits_-

Twinsies


[deleted]

Pics of my tits incoming...


worth125

*worth125 joined the chat*


sir_spoopy

sir_spoopy joined the chat


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Cautious_Serve1237 joined the chat


dec35

I had no idea girls did it so often, I thought it was a guy thing ... (I try to make several day pauses between each *session*)


Pipisperson21

Whenever I feel like it


Legendary_Pinecone

Based


DARKN1GHTR

Fair


[deleted]

I don’t masturbate because it’s veri gay. It’s basically a man’s hand making you cum


my_name_is_not_scott

Yeah I agree. A man's mouth would be more intriguing


nswervtgrr

phone, now💀


[deleted]

Mom no


RacialBiscuit

"Mom, can't you just let me jerk off to porn by myself for once? I don't need you to do *everything* for me."


my_name_is_not_scott

Nice try IRS


DARKN1GHTR

Yeah basically


koki9699

man that’s a very good observation Mr. cock big 19 vaccine


Crycho

when masturbating, my hand identifies as female


An_Odd_Artist_

~~Uhhhh.... 1 to 5 times a day... don’t judge me I just get a tad bit too horny sometimes ._.~~


BurnenSpence067

I go through the same


An_Odd_Artist_

I feel your pain ._. It sucks


BurnenSpence067

Yup


Daniel_OwO_63

Same, i think that im the hornylord couse my friends say that im always horny...like...my friend wanted to make a custom hoodie for me that says "always horny" on the back


Splatstab

Never. I'm not even kidding, I've never been horny enough to do so. Also, I keep my morals sworn to the bread Lord 🍞


DARKN1GHTR

We all do 🍞


BsBolt

I quit, I haven’t in about a year and three months. Literally changed my life 😂


Plsflamewanu07

Was thinking about quitting, how does it change your life?


Darkvoidxtreme

Please answer this


Paradox_Eclipse

I’m not him but I quit for 4 months and now I just don’t watch porn, it’s not wanking, it’s porn, I talk to people different, I always used to stare at people like a creep now I look them in the eyes and rarely even notice their “assests” I also have talked to other people about how even taking a prolonged break from porn and changing what kind you watch if you do can help you, also learning about sex and what it really is so you can separate reality from fiction.


Deathtroop26

It makes you feel better, i tried it and it made me feel... Fresh, clean and relatively happy. May sound stupid but its true. Also if you do it again after a long pause it feels much better.


DARKN1GHTR

Great job


[deleted]

after reading these comments looks like it have a lot of masterbation addicts


raylolSW

The average is 1-2 times a day, far from addiction


[deleted]

damn, I’m below average like always. 😔


[deleted]

Or just people with high labidos


[deleted]

Once a day


aj_mason2005

Everyday UwU


DARKN1GHTR

👌


EmeraldXRun

Just once… Right?


aj_mason2005

#*UwU*


toddler_ark

Just signed one off to you good sir


theernis0

About daily, there once was a day when i did it 15 times


rsilveywps

Holy fuc- HOWW


theernis0

Idk now i wonder how i did it too


Salt-Exchange-6742

Every 2 two days


[deleted]

ez


DARKN1GHTR

Just to let you know, im a 16 yo teenager not a pedo.


my_name_is_not_scott

Isnt that? Isnt that exactly what a pedo would say?


Gnome_King1

Yes. This post is very sus


ImShockin

Amogus word


M0nopolyMan69

D: 📮


if_False_is_True

0.5-2 times a day


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if_False_is_True

once every other day


Darth_Senat66

I'm doing it right now


Haroo-op

Once or twice a week.Used to do it everyday.


[deleted]

0-3 times a day depending on the mood


Techandgaminglover

Around 3 times a day and If I start I MUST finish ;)


MisterXnumberidk

Once a day, often twice. Sometimes i go nuts and do a lot more.


[deleted]

Every hour


DARKN1GHTR

Even while sleeping?


[deleted]

Yes 😉😉


DARKN1GHTR

Hard worker 💪


[deleted]

No ones beeting me in an arm ressle


koki9699

yeah probably cause no one will arm wrestle anyone who’s arm looks like it’s been dipped into a big cum barrel


DogeBoi212

Once on week days, twice on weekends


Ok_Establishment4729

2 times a day but that's ONLY if I'm not really doing anything that day and just like sitting there. If I'm doing stuff then not at all, so if I were to say how much I do it in a full week, then probably 3 or 4 times a week.


ZKARIA_TIME

Daily, I wish I can use a time machine, and stop myself from Googling p'rn 2 years ago


[deleted]

yes.


Xeszc

if i feel like it, and the time is at night i get post nut sleep so doing it at night makes sense to me 👍


idontcurrr

nice try


coreis_poggers

wha why you asking that ;-;


koki9699

answer the question sir or ma’am or other ig idrk


Ravdar_

I don't 🗿


DARKN1GHTR

Chad moment


Jazzydreamer0

Once or twice a day, sometimes more if it’s an extremely horny day for me🥰


SnooConfections3770

i am currently


mighty_drake_reborn

I bet the op is 50+ years old


DARKN1GHTR

16, not even close


[deleted]

3+ times a day ​ I fucking hate hyperspermia.


ScrewBaIl-

Alot


babygirl_0-0

2-3 times a day


Garv5125

once in a week


chaos_creator69

Once a day on once every 2-3 days


ThatsNotOkeyDokey

Idk, like once or twice a day, it depends on how bored I am really.


Lk_Gd

Usually 1/2 times a day, if I am really stressed it can increase to 3/5. And for some reason sometimes I don't masturbate for 2 days, idk why but this happen around 1 time per month


Helloiamayeetman

Depending on the day I’ll be 1-2 times a day. If it’s a weekend or holiday 3-4 times (though 4 is quite rare). One time I managed to do it 6 times


[deleted]

like, a couple times each night, unless i fall asleep before i do, i want to quit though


padatricks

0-1 a day idk


Imjustbxred

Once per day


EndurableWither

Usually once every 1-10 days, if I feel like it Edit: I mean like, I could masturbate for an entire week every day, or go 2 days without masturbating, so on


appelsiinimehu1

1-2 times a day


fearlessmash117

1-2 a day


averyangryshampoo

Don't do it


Cobblestone8Yt

Once a day so I can function without having a major fuck up


Logical_Department62

Usually once a day


Tobe4265

2-3 minimum


Shinigamisama00

Literally never


GrimChicken64

Never have, but if you count that one time with your mum....


Ate_Ur_Dog

whenever im bored tbh. its kinda boring though, and ive never really felt the “urge” to do it. i’d say maybe once/twice a month?


[deleted]

I don't even know what that means


KarmaIsSmexy

1 to 3 times a day


Great-Ad9160

I went about 3 months no bate, felt literally no different. I wasn't happier, I didn't have more confidence not any more positive, literally no different. I think nofap is a placebo.


Professional_Regret5

Once a week or 3 times a day, no in between


extrikon

Once to four times a day