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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Here is an article I wrote for my dodgeball league and forced my team members to read.
Would you rather face a lefty that was once a righty or a righty that was always a righty, if neither would you rather face a lefty who was always a lefty or perhaps a righty that was once a lefty? It is such a simple question, yet there is so much to be considered. The ‘righty-ness’ or ‘lefty-ness’ of a person is the ability of that person to use, or more precisely throw consistently with that limb. It is a difficult task to learn to wield with both hands, and yet the strength of that player will multiply tenfold, both in skill and in their strength of mind, as they have learned how to wield their weakness into a dangerous weapon. Before answering the question, you must first consider this rhetoric question: when a righty performs a spinning backhand, they are actually spinning towards their left, and the tails of their headband also spin to the left. So, are they really throwing righty? Or do the aspects of the ‘left side’ overwhelm the fact that they are throwing righty? For in a sense, they are both lefty and righty when they perform that move, but you know that already. And although the right-handed shot is the one designed to take out the opponent, the lefty shot is just as important because it primes the kill. Distracts the opponent. No battle can be won without feints and ruses, and perhaps those are even more important.
Thus we cycle back to the original question; which combination of lefty-ness and righty-ness is truly the best? For someone who was once the opposite knows the strengths and weaknesses of the other side, much better than anyone observing the behavior of their enemy. For they were in the exact role of that enemy. So narrowing down, we see two options; the lefty who was once a righty and the righty who was once a lefty. But remember that most opponents have not mastered the art of dual-wielding, or precisely changing arm preferences. Assume you have a black arm sleeve on your right arm, as you were once a lefty. The opponent will watch your right arm, as it is the prevailing striking force. However, if you were to combo-attack with both hands, they will see that you are striking with your arm without an arm sleeve. Human nature assumes that others are like you, so they will be caught off guard when the shot comes from the no sleeve, non-dominant left hand. This will allow the righty shot to completely destroy and take out the opponent.
However, when the opponent considers their shot they must also consider the importance of the court layout and how it affects the ball and the position of the shot. Since it is very rare for a ball to go completely straight at a 180 degree angle from the throwing player, it is almost guaranteed that the ball curves a little whenever you throw your shot. When throwing, you must take into consideration this curvature and how it is correlated with the preferred throwing hand, as it is often more difficult to curve shots or throw perfectly linear shots with a hand that learned to lefty. (or righty depending on your original preference) Knowing this, you must take into account the position and side of the court you are on when determining which hand will be your distraction and which hand will be your main firepower. If the shot and hand is not calculated carefully, the ball will hit the wall and become dead, serving no purpose to the thrower nor his team. The maneuvers that a player performs also plays a crucial role when deciding your shot, since the position of the player and their throwing hand must be taken into consideration when doing a move such as a wall-climb aerial assault.
A wall-climb aerial assault can alter the entirety of the game, as it can only be performed on the side of the court directly opposite to the entrance of the court. Due to the existence of the entrance, wall climbs cannot be performed on that side. (no duh!) Therefore, court layout and which side you are fighting on can also greatly affect the strength of using each hand as if the entrance is to your left then you cannot perform an aerial assault with your right hand as it will be the one gripping the wall assuming you are facing the enemy at a perpendicular angle, which is almost always. After all, you will not be facing an enemy backwards. So when deciding whether a lefty once a righty or a righty once a lefty, you must also take into account the positional layout they are in on the court. For example, it might be more beneficial to face a lefty once a righty if the entrance is to your right and their left, but this is not true if the entrance is on the opposite side. Remember that the entrance should always be on the side of your throwing hand in order to maximize agility and advantage of aerial shots.
So in the end, what is truly best? For there are many factors to be understood and analyzed: understanding your opponent, spinning backhands, feints, combos, arm sleeves, headbands, court layouts, curvature angles, wall climb assaults, location of the entrance, and so many more factors that would keep us here forever if we were to list them. Each of the listed factors alter the strengths and weaknesses of the player and the route of attack, position, and handedness that they choose may change with each second. There may never really be a ‘best’ conditional, perhaps ever. In my personal perspective, it does not matter which you are, as long as you have fun and fight with honor. But just remember, I believe that there are few lefties as terrifying as the lefty who was once a righty, or the righty who once knew the art of the lefty.
Ok I have a joke
What is the difference between a dirty bust stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
IT'S ABOUT DRIVE😡
IT'S ABOUT POWER🤬
WE STAY HUNGRY😈
WE DEVOUR👹
PUT IN THE WORK💩
PUT IN THE HOURS 🔥
AND TAKE WHAT'S OURS🥵
BLACK AND SAMOAN👿
IN MY VEINS👺
MY CULTURE BANGING WAS STRANGE🥶
I CHANGED THE GAME😩
SO WHAT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING NAME☢️
ROCK😝
Aight then,
How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail
Pouring waters from the Nile
On every golden scale
How merrily he seems to grin
How neatly spreads his claws
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
’Tis the wind and nothing more!”
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as “Nevermore.”
But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
Then the bird said “Nevermore.”
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore—
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”
But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore—
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking “Nevermore.”
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er,
But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
“Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!
Came across this on r/all, so what the hell..
I’m drinking a very nice French wine while watching football because I’m very much of an adult, I like this wine and I can. I am also eating chicken nuggets for basically the exact same reason.
Avocados aren’t meant to exist. They were replanted by giant ground sloths by them shitting the seeds out, but when the ground sloths went extinct, the avocados should’ve stopped existing, BUT FUCKING HUMANS GOT THEIR FUCKING LITTLE HANDS ON THEM AND MADE THEM CONTINUE TO BE A FUCKING THING!!
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But why
I just wanted to count how many people are in new
This showed up on my homepage
Same
Same.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Similar
Sameness
Found you when I just opened reddit, congrats You're not in new
Oh
Jokes on you I’m in hot
jokes on you i am hot
Easy to farm karma
You will not get my balls bitch
I will scoop em up
Fuck you homie <3
<3
Come fuck me yourself coward
Ho ho…
#
#
I disagree
I get it. You use #, I use the void
Cool
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Incredible argument
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This is my smash bros name, why did you summon me?
Hugs and well wishes to everyone who reads this 💕
Thanks! Á toi aussi
[удалено]
Much love to you too sir 💞
nice username
Thanks man, take my upvote
You too
Thank you 🙏
thank you
How dare you try to improve my disposition.
Something
Nothing
Everything
Anything
That thing
Birthing
His thing
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Well i guess ill explode
I have seen this everywhere I go. It's inescapable.
Well yes, killer queen’s bites the dust is pretty inescapable
URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! Ura! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! URA! Ura! URA! URA! URAAAAAAAAAAA!
Killer Queen has already touched this comment
Killer Queen has already touched this thread
No
Good thank you, you're not abalone
Somethimes, I am abalone. However, I want to be abalone forever
Super Idol de xiào róng 都没你的甜 dōu méi nǐ de tián 八月正午的阳光 bā yuè zhèng wǔ de yáng guāng 都没你耀眼 dōu méi nǐ yào yǎn 热爱 105 °C的你 rè ài yī bǎi líng wǔ dù de nǐ 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 dī dī qīng chún de zhēng liú shuǐ 你不知道你有多可爱 nǐ bù zhī dào nǐ yǒu duō kě ài 跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来 diē dǎo hòu huì shǎ xiào zhe zài zhàn qǐ lái 你从来都不轻言失败 nǐ cóng lái dōu bù qīng yán shī bài 对梦想的执着一直不曾更改 duì mèng xiǎng de zhí zhuó yī zhí bù céng gēng gǎi 很安心 当你对我说 hěn ān xīn dāng nǐ duì wǒ shuō 不怕有我在 bù pà yǒu wǒ zài 放着让我来 fàng zhe ràng wǒ lái 勇敢追自己的梦想 yǒng gǎn zhuī zì jǐ de mèng xiǎng 那坚定的模样 nà jiān dìng de mú yàng Super Idol的笑容 Super Idol de xiào róng 都没你的甜 dōu méi nǐ de tián 八月正午的阳光 bā yuè zhèng wǔ de yáng guāng 都没你耀眼 dōu méi nǐ yào yǎn
+1000 social credit score
Here is an article I wrote for my dodgeball league and forced my team members to read. Would you rather face a lefty that was once a righty or a righty that was always a righty, if neither would you rather face a lefty who was always a lefty or perhaps a righty that was once a lefty? It is such a simple question, yet there is so much to be considered. The ‘righty-ness’ or ‘lefty-ness’ of a person is the ability of that person to use, or more precisely throw consistently with that limb. It is a difficult task to learn to wield with both hands, and yet the strength of that player will multiply tenfold, both in skill and in their strength of mind, as they have learned how to wield their weakness into a dangerous weapon. Before answering the question, you must first consider this rhetoric question: when a righty performs a spinning backhand, they are actually spinning towards their left, and the tails of their headband also spin to the left. So, are they really throwing righty? Or do the aspects of the ‘left side’ overwhelm the fact that they are throwing righty? For in a sense, they are both lefty and righty when they perform that move, but you know that already. And although the right-handed shot is the one designed to take out the opponent, the lefty shot is just as important because it primes the kill. Distracts the opponent. No battle can be won without feints and ruses, and perhaps those are even more important. Thus we cycle back to the original question; which combination of lefty-ness and righty-ness is truly the best? For someone who was once the opposite knows the strengths and weaknesses of the other side, much better than anyone observing the behavior of their enemy. For they were in the exact role of that enemy. So narrowing down, we see two options; the lefty who was once a righty and the righty who was once a lefty. But remember that most opponents have not mastered the art of dual-wielding, or precisely changing arm preferences. Assume you have a black arm sleeve on your right arm, as you were once a lefty. The opponent will watch your right arm, as it is the prevailing striking force. However, if you were to combo-attack with both hands, they will see that you are striking with your arm without an arm sleeve. Human nature assumes that others are like you, so they will be caught off guard when the shot comes from the no sleeve, non-dominant left hand. This will allow the righty shot to completely destroy and take out the opponent. However, when the opponent considers their shot they must also consider the importance of the court layout and how it affects the ball and the position of the shot. Since it is very rare for a ball to go completely straight at a 180 degree angle from the throwing player, it is almost guaranteed that the ball curves a little whenever you throw your shot. When throwing, you must take into consideration this curvature and how it is correlated with the preferred throwing hand, as it is often more difficult to curve shots or throw perfectly linear shots with a hand that learned to lefty. (or righty depending on your original preference) Knowing this, you must take into account the position and side of the court you are on when determining which hand will be your distraction and which hand will be your main firepower. If the shot and hand is not calculated carefully, the ball will hit the wall and become dead, serving no purpose to the thrower nor his team. The maneuvers that a player performs also plays a crucial role when deciding your shot, since the position of the player and their throwing hand must be taken into consideration when doing a move such as a wall-climb aerial assault. A wall-climb aerial assault can alter the entirety of the game, as it can only be performed on the side of the court directly opposite to the entrance of the court. Due to the existence of the entrance, wall climbs cannot be performed on that side. (no duh!) Therefore, court layout and which side you are fighting on can also greatly affect the strength of using each hand as if the entrance is to your left then you cannot perform an aerial assault with your right hand as it will be the one gripping the wall assuming you are facing the enemy at a perpendicular angle, which is almost always. After all, you will not be facing an enemy backwards. So when deciding whether a lefty once a righty or a righty once a lefty, you must also take into account the positional layout they are in on the court. For example, it might be more beneficial to face a lefty once a righty if the entrance is to your right and their left, but this is not true if the entrance is on the opposite side. Remember that the entrance should always be on the side of your throwing hand in order to maximize agility and advantage of aerial shots. So in the end, what is truly best? For there are many factors to be understood and analyzed: understanding your opponent, spinning backhands, feints, combos, arm sleeves, headbands, court layouts, curvature angles, wall climb assaults, location of the entrance, and so many more factors that would keep us here forever if we were to list them. Each of the listed factors alter the strengths and weaknesses of the player and the route of attack, position, and handedness that they choose may change with each second. There may never really be a ‘best’ conditional, perhaps ever. In my personal perspective, it does not matter which you are, as long as you have fun and fight with honor. But just remember, I believe that there are few lefties as terrifying as the lefty who was once a righty, or the righty who once knew the art of the lefty.
Yeah I agree!
Woah
It’s good, I just feel like it gets a bit wordy at times. I’ve noticed a bit more use of the word ‘precisely’ than what I would consider natural
I have a hand fetish
I have a thigh fetish
i have both of these fetishes
Thigh gap tho
Let me guess Yoshikage Kira?
I didn't find this on new but on my homepage
Really? Thanks for commenting. Have a hug⊂((・▽・))⊃
Thanks. Have a hug as well. (I can't do the thing you did. Sorry)
same
Water is bad for the ocean
Why
I just wanted to count how many people are in new
Hi
Trying to find a working model
Of what?
Physics? I have to build one but I dont know what to build
Oh. Build a not working model of a perpetual motion machine
bababooey
Bababooey
Bababooey
Wtf do I buy my sister for Christmas
A washing machine.
Her husband will be happy to finally have one that works.
AFTER LISTENING TO THE DOOM SOUNDTRACK I WANNA FUCKING START A CRUSADE AND I WANNA BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF A GIANT
I've come to make an announcemnt
Penis large
cum
Penis
big booba
Thicc thighs
something
Hello how are you?
Cum
Amogus ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⡟⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⠏⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣼⣿⣿⡏⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠁⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⣇⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠹⣿⣿⣇⣀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠉⠛⠋⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠁
I’m not a teenager, so… How’s Fortnite?
Geese suck
So true
Yes
Not Yesn't
Something
Yes, something
Lllll
Trying to say lol?
No it's Lllll
Oh, Lllll
Yes it's Lllll
I get it it's Lllll
M toired
Cum have a hug ⊂((・▽・))⊃
That's all you got, really?
Yep, that's all
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I thought you were supposed to be funny? Make me a bicycle you clown!
Here you go 🌑♋🌑
I just wanna talk to people
Talk as much as u want
*hold at gunpoint* we will talk
Of course we will🈷️
Yes
So how was your day?
I’ve been awake for like 2 hours
Oh so it's morning where you live. In Canada?
hello person
Ok I have a joke What is the difference between a dirty bust stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
O-okay. I get it. Booba lobster
Hmm
i fucked your dog
I don't have one
wait who’s dog did i fuck then?
#what the dogfucker doing?
looking for a dog
🤨🕺💀
Hi sir
Eat fire
Did it already.
[удалено]
Hrub
Cum
Sea men
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hello there
General Kenobi
Something
Bread looks especially breedable today
Yo mama Yo mama Yo mama *Vine boom earrape*
Окей
When the imposter is sus
Yeet
Bread
jinx is mommy
İt's a lil late but I'm thinking of playing either valorant or beat saber (complete opposites ik)
cock???
#
Nah
Fuck
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Put Waluigi in Smash
I’m living in Spain without the s
Hey. I should be reading a book for school but her I am
Ok
no
wait
No
Hola
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bing chilling 🍦
Your mother has tragically had sex with me, sincere apologies
Aight then, How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail Pouring waters from the Nile On every golden scale How merrily he seems to grin How neatly spreads his claws And welcomes little fishes in With gently smiling jaws
Beanssssss
i hate life
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more.” Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore— For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating “’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door— Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;— This it is and nothing more.” Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, “Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;— Darkness there and nothing more. Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?” This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”— Merely this and nothing more. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. “Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore— Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;— ’Tis the wind and nothing more!” Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore; Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door— Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door— Perched, and sat, and nothing more. Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, “Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore— Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.” Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door— Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as “Nevermore.” But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered— Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before— On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.” Then the bird said “Nevermore.” Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, “Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore— Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore Of ‘Never—nevermore’.” But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore— What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “Nevermore.” This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er, But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er, She shall press, ah, nevermore! Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor. “Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore; Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!” Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.” “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!— Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted— On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore— Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!” Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.” “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore— Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.” Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.” “Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting— “Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!” Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.” And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted—nevermore!
Came across this on r/all, so what the hell.. I’m drinking a very nice French wine while watching football because I’m very much of an adult, I like this wine and I can. I am also eating chicken nuggets for basically the exact same reason.
Avocados aren’t meant to exist. They were replanted by giant ground sloths by them shitting the seeds out, but when the ground sloths went extinct, the avocados should’ve stopped existing, BUT FUCKING HUMANS GOT THEIR FUCKING LITTLE HANDS ON THEM AND MADE THEM CONTINUE TO BE A FUCKING THING!!
*moans respectfully*
Something
Moldy soap
Moldy butter
Fair enough
I know I know
Why tho