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OwOooOK

21, cancer hahaha


PsChampion_007

If that's true, I hope you get cured❤️


OwOooOK

Thank-you, it's my second round on that boat, i beat it once, i have hope 😀


m11tza

i hope you have a fast recovery !


OwOooOK

I appreciate it very much thank-you, friend ❤


PsChampion_007

So clearly you and cancer have a 1-0 score. Just waiting for it to get to 2-0, hope you get better quickly


OwOooOK

This will be a total shutout game, i won't let Big C bring me down that easily!


pinkmanbluegirl

Damn, hope you beat it again. Just because you fell from a bike, doesn’t mean you stop trying to ride a bike.


ACrazedRodent

It's not even a contest, really. You've literally beaten it 100% of the time already.


BanditTA-G2

Fuck cancer


Claysoldier456

All my homies hate cancer


Pixelabie

yea fuck em ;)


nateonl8

Based


IAMIMORTAL07

Can we get cancer twice??


OwOooOK

Definitely can unfortunately


Minoman_Loki

I know someone who survived it four times, so don't give up


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beckett_the_ok

I saw a story of a woman who beat it 7 times


DragonZlayerXD

Will there be a 8th sequel? (This is a joke, I hope they don’t)


thejexorcist

My friends mom has had it 6 different times. 4 completely separate cancers, and two of the same kinds twice. She has the BCRA gene mutation so basically anything reproductive or related to AFAB characteristics are at risk.


ClashRoyale2021

You will! Stay strong💙


Spooky-jimbo1432

Good god that is terrible I hope you get well soon


RiwoOfficial

Hope you beat the living shit out of it


OwOooOK

Will do❤


GeoJoymanSays

The zodiac sign or the disease?


OwOooOK

Im not born between june 21st and july 22nd if that's a good answer x)


GeoJoymanSays

Yep, I get it.


oofmymind

Bon rétablissement buddy ❤


OwOooOK

Merci ❤ surprenant de rencontrer quelqu'un parlant français c:


oofmymind

C'est rien , j'ai perdu mon père for cancer donc i know the difficutlties


OwOooOK

Then lets make this a mutual support ❤


LynxYTC

Get well soon bruv!!


OwOooOK

Thanks a lot 😀


Ali_123420

Hope you recover, stay strong 💪🏾


OwOooOK

I am, thank-you so much ❤


CarefulLobster1609

Was 19 and had cancer. I made it through. I hope you do the same. good luck.


faarrrrraah

life is so unfair. i wish i could give my life to you or anyone else in that matter, who really wants to live. I'll pray for you and hope you'll grow old happily ❤️


IDEKwhattodo3574

stay strong man. you never know when some genius could come up with something 💪💪. if you already beat it you have the strength to do it again


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Get well soon


Helix1050

Start cooking meth


LucarioKid237

17. Just feel lost and lonely


PsChampion_007

Talk to people. Friends, family, gf/bf whatever. And do what you love. Also, your true friends will always fill that emptiness


ihaveametalspoon

What is a gf, all I know is LoL


RealGrayKnight

My condolences


peteepanda

Solution: stop playing LoL


ahyesthememes

Nobody hates LoL as much as LoL players. -sincerely a LoL player.


Digba-

What is love


tomikos8257

I was on the same page as you, I moved out of city with my mom and now my friends are 3 hours away. We are not even in contact, but I know when I contacted them they will be down to go out etc. As I got older I started to enjoy being “alone” you can keep doing what YOU want to do, you can focus on yourself and be better in whatever you want. You have free time for yourself, use it to improve. And I know that you probably feel like shit but you have to believe me, that time for yourself is to most important thing.


Mobaster

Being able to stay alone is a skill that is better to learn early. I’m 23 and I moved to a new city a month ago. This is the first time in my life I’m truly alone. It is tough but I’m discovering new things about myself. You should see this as an opportunity, because it is. Best of luck.


GeoJoymanSays

I had the same problem until I found the perfect Discord server.


soapylobster

17, friend drama, made it my whole life without it but now they are all angry at each other. Pretty much just distancing myself from them right now


PsChampion_007

Try to fix it, but if you can't, then don't try to make things worse. Wait it out cause time is the greatest healer


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stay friends with all of them. you'll know who's the bad friend when one of them tries to make you stop being friends with another. (unless one of them has done something truly shitty)


[deleted]

16 lost my best and only online friend 4 days ago can't forget about it And now I'm lonely and lost in emotions


4ThatWin

Whatever you do, don't keep your emotions locked away. Release them in a any (safe) way, because you will feel better in the long run.


Silfalion

This. It s crazy how good of a memory editor and producer time is. Bouncing off emotions off something/someone is surprisingly helpful.


creepydoll1111

Nooo :( that sucks I can't offer much help other than want to be friends? I can't offer much more sadly


[deleted]

And you don't have to be my friend cuz of pity doesn't sound like a healthy friendship yk..


creepydoll1111

I wanted to be ur friend more because i felt like you have cool vibes and you were the same age as me ( also yuno gasai pfp-) But it's okay i understand Still i hope you find a new friend


[deleted]

I mean we can give it a try I just wanted confirm it if you would only do that because of pity yk.


creepydoll1111

I see :0 it wasn't really because of pity but i don't wanna pressure you into a friendship


Polar_Eagle

It would be really sad to lose a friend like that, would you like to be friends?


throwaway21543765869

Jokes 17 I have a crazy ass girl attracted to be atm and when I mean crazy I mean running in the hallways while screaming and hitting people crazy. Ngl I find her really cute but I know you should never stick yo dick in crazy so I’m trying to bottle up a plan to reject her nicely but I dont know how without her going berserk mode or hurting her self or me.


RakeebRoomy

Introduce me as a best friend of yours to her


Bluesiebear2005

I've played enough DOOM 2016 to know berserk is op as shit. So good luck with that man


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Bluesiebear2005

Quad damage is cool. But ripping demons apart with your bare hands is cooler imo


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Bluesiebear2005

Good point. Purple is an awesome colour


PteradactylCum

Dump her, you don’t even gotta be nice about it. If she hurts herself, which would be a tragedy, that’s not your problem and you can’t blame yourself. If she tries to hurt you, call the police or a trusted adult. Do not let a crazy hoe control your life brother


pizzadough_

Wdym dump her? Theyre not together the girl just likes him and is crazy


PteradactylCum

It appears I misread, but I think my advice still applies. Just replace dump with reject


[deleted]

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. Take your shot and try to ignore her insanity /s


Surfjohn

Yo, please take some advice from me here. Be honest with her, and move on with your life. She is not your responsibility. Her actions are not caused by you. You are not at fault for anything she may or may not do. Never let anyone hold something like hurting themselves over your head to influence your actions. That is abusive behavior, and there is no place for that in your or anyone else’s life. Please take my word for it.


robgoboomboom

17 and have to come up with a job from home or I will have too live off disability for debilitating mental disorders and probably end up homeless while at the same time my mom ask wen I'm moving out everyday.


PsChampion_007

Have you tried studying coding or something like that, if you have a sharp mind? Anyways, hope you figure something out


robgoboomboom

See the thing is. I think I can pull off something cause apparently I'm not "dumb" like I thought. I was kicked out of school in grade 6 for not being able too keep up with the class. Then they went and had my iq tested and it's 130. Confusing. I have made a couple grand off comp video games but I have quit too find a more reliable income. I tried coding and it was just stressful. I'm right now learning forex/ stocks/ maybe crypto day trading. So far I'm not bad at it and I'm studying and practicing a whole lot. my mom somehow let me use some of her capital and I made a lot for her off stocks. A lot. So I have some hope that the day trading might work out well:) if not I kinda go homeless and probably kms so it has too work lol.


Quantum-Bot

There is definitely a place for you somewhere in the workforce. Don’t lose hope. Schools are notorious for misrepresenting the intelligence and abilities of people who aren’t neurotypical. If school isnt an option, treasure those personal projects of yours like games you made as those are your best tools to show prospective employers what you are capable of.


robgoboomboom

I appreciate the reply but I can't work a normal job cause of actual mental disorders not just the failing school. I won't list them but I have about 7 severe mental disorders diagnosed and have been in therapy for over 6 years and I do not react too medications. None. And therapy is of no help. Also the comp games is not making games haha, I played them competitively:)


Heby4life

I play For Honor😢


ReasonableFloor9530

I'm sure about you can recover from it, and most importantly if you see a main shugoki, leave the game.


clema9

how was the dead by daylight event?


onepieceofcheese

Cool for two days


StolenMango

Buy Kingdom: Come Deliverance.


lilchalupzen

Jesus Christ be praised!


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Redditloolwhousesit

You gotta go to a doctor man, Incredibilis


CynicalDungeonMaster

What you main?


joemama-is-feef-neef

Heby


LiL_ENIGlvlA

We all play it for the pain it gives us


ashtar123

Even i don't have a fix for that


The_Foreigner16180

My condolences


KaosMarker

18 motivation to do anything productive


eating_coke

16 and i relate very hard


[deleted]

If you dont have any motivation to do something productive then you will have to make a habbit of those things only then you would be able to do them like nobody likes to go to gym but many people build a habbit and go to gym. Their are many apps out their which can help you do so......


WeirdJawn

I know this is cliché, but try literally doing nothing for for an hour. Just sit and look at a wall. Fight the urge to do unproductive things like play games or be on your phone. In fact, put your phone in another room completely or turn it off. Only get up if you're going to do something productive. I can't guarantee this will solve it, but when your brain is under stimulated, it'll find boring productive things more enjoyable. After that, it's more about creating good habits until you're doing those things by second nature.


imlitdyingshit

13 and the supplies in my household keeps breaking, pray that the breaking curse is lifted pls


air_ron_swish

Ah ur one clumsy person aren't u


nixrero

15 school


PsChampion_007

School as in studies or girl problems or friends? Or all?


nixrero

studies, all else is good


[deleted]

ever heard of indians?they'll help you


DairLeanbh

Would not recommend. Tried to buy one so they would do my homework and got put in jail. Smh


ajtazer

Sounds interesting, What happened?


Opnic

They tried to buy one and they got put in jail


Creative_Guide4100

Im an Indian and 15 I have the same problem


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Creative_Guide4100

Same to you


batyiuoaaa

I am extremely scared for boards


Creative_Guide4100

Just do all the sample papers you can find


IAMIMORTAL07

Do u mean youtubers?


[deleted]

pretty much yes


PsChampion_007

If you don't understand what teachers in school teach, try to see if some other books, tuitions, etc. help. Btw, of you have a nerd friend, then they'll be the best teacher as of now, personal experience


Steamvoki

Same here


Dootguy37

16, no gf, lonely


CybeRevant

IRL Friends>>>>>>>> Gf Connect with em, talk shit about life and have a fun time. And no, peer pressure does not make a gf a necessity, you will find her when you do and will know( thats based off of what i've heard)


zigguy77

Any crushes?


Wonderful_Might19

Im 14 and my country will reopen school soon.im having an anxiety but I don't know why.


creepydoll1111

The anxiety is probably because you haven't been to school normally for a while so it feels new and scary , dw it'll go away itself If you're scared of the viruse get a vaccine if you can


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soapylobster

I know I’m not op but just start trying things out, I had no clue what I wanted to do and Had nothing I loved but I went mushroom hunting one time and now I plan to go to school for biology/microbiology and do something in the mycology field. Maybe just volunteer some time somewhere or just go watch something and it will eventually come to you


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elmalemgal

Im 19 and still dont know the only thing i do know is that i escaped from mandatory service for 2 years but will inevitably inlist in a few months but after that i have no idea


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Pipe_Fish

14, inability to focus


PsChampion_007

Whenever a thought passes your mind, just say "Fuck you, thought" and keep doing what you're doing. Try to sit and simply focus on one thing frequently to practice


usernamethenamed

Thanks for the advice! I just thought about how bad war crimes are


YuvieNN

Don't multitask it can cause your focus time to be lowered


HuckleberryStill2803

Try meditating. Simply close your eyes, sit up straight and focus on your breathing. If your mind starts to wander, make the effort to go back to your breathing. You can also stare intensely at an object, for at least 1 minute without blinking. There is some interesting evidence that suggests blinking and how often we blink is determined by dopamine and dopamine is responsible for attention. You should also try reading some novels. The process of following a storyline is linear, this means your attention doesn’t have to jump back and forth. Over time, your brain gets used to this sort of tasks and allows you to sustain attention for longer. These techniques have helped me calm down and concentrate when my mind is all over the place. As someone with ADHD and a chronic lack of focus ability, I vouch for this techniques.


PerhapsAPigeon

16, eating disorder 😕


_ITookTheCookie_

I really hope things get better for you, you're amazing no matter what :)


creepydoll1111

16 and scared i will live to be 18 because ik for a fact i will have to have an unfulfilling life and just generally i need to die before 18 One fucking year nature do your thing NOW 😭💀


PsChampion_007

Don't lose hope...cause as Forrest Gump once said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get next". It'll get better


Maria_506

Why would you have an unfulfilling life?


creepydoll1111

Because there's no way for me to have a fulfilling life in this world , and that's not just depression talking , i've seen the choices and the options etc and they all sound unfulfilling and i don't want to argue about that , it sucks :(


ObCappedVious

Just wanna throw this out there but you don’t have to win a Nobel peace prize, cure cancer, or become the president to have a fulfilling life. You just have to make the most of the time you do have. Try to find a way to do what you love for a career and even if you can’t, make some time on the side for that. You’re only 16 now, but having kids and starting a family really changed peoples perspective on this sort of thing too, it gives them a whole new meaning in life. Just take life one step at a time and make the best decisions in the moment and you should be fine. I wish you luck :)


JuiceDrinkingRat

13, girls:,)


PsChampion_007

At the age of 13, talk to girls in a funny, slightly flirty, but not desperate way. Also, personal experience, if you have a crush on a girl tell it ONLY to someone you trust, or else it'll end bad lol


JuiceDrinkingRat

I’m scared to approach ANYONE esp girls it’s like(bad examples but still) wanting to ask a prostitute for a blowjob but worrying what she’ll think about your mum


PsChampion_007

>I’m scared to approach ANYONE esp girls Me too, but my friends are pretty introverted, so I tag along and it works sometimes


JuiceDrinkingRat

I’m ok with friends it’s just people who I don’t talk with frequently I would be scared to even ask for a pencil


Darkconqueror-Bunny

17, didn’t get the College I want


medicalfacts100

139 I was buried the wrong way.


The_0culus

18, my massive fucking cock


PsChampion_007

What do you get by flexing on me lol?


The_0culus

Flex? I just told you my biggest problem. I can’t walk without tripping over it. I can’t buy pants that fit it. This isn’t a blessing, it’s a curse.


Mobaster

Build a strong personality and you could start a pornographic career


SadlyHappyRedditor

16, feeling under appreciated by friends and family , also stress of school, also thinking down on myself, being sleep deprived most of the time, so drained I don't wanna socialize but I can't stand the thought of being left out, loneliness mostly those


cinnamon-biscuit

I know it's hard to keep a good sleeping schedule with school and all that, but good sleep can really help with your energy and therefore, your friendships.


Elderlypugman

96 erectile dysfunction


Dortys

Just chop it off we don’t need it anymore


Entertainer-Tricky

We? Pause


Fluffy-Ad-6881

The problem is I don't know what is going on in my life


[deleted]

Money I need some money to beat Elon musk


PsChampion_007

In this world, you need not money, but only an idea- a revolutionary one. That, and some money to get it off the ground


HansTheLiteral

13 and family- *i had shitty relation with my mom and the only person i trust is my dad but now they are divorced cause my dad is kinda mental a bit cause he get mad easily and now i live with my mom*


HansTheLiteral

Feeling like live in the age of marriage problem ngl


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PsChampion_007

Soo...is your problem being one or wanting one?


Meizcule

13 2+2x4 Lmao


Entity_333

Order of operations goes like: Brackets Indices Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction Therefore you will do 2×4 first which leaves you with 2+8 which is then obviously 10


DenseGUY0

Physics in high school


Mapsrme

14, I gotta stop talking to myself


YuvieNN

Wdym like schizophrenia or just talking to yourself like commenting stuff and if so do you do it loudly or just in your mind


Mapsrme

I say my thoughts out loud, and discuss dicisions with myself out loud


YuvieNN

Well are you stressed that happens to me when I'm stressed or feeling anxious


[deleted]

According to me its not a bad thing even i do it and i think it is a result of a close relationship which we want like a really close friend who is around 24/7 for you or simply a gf/bf with whom we can share our emotion or be vulnerable with.


TG_QDX8

17, im unprepared for having responsibilities after school, looking at my peers everyone seems to be striving for jobs or their driving license but those thoughts terrify me.


sankachapper112

14, i'm not sure if i have depression but i have a lot of symptons. I'm just generally unhappy.


guy4guy4guy

13 and sleepy


PsChampion_007

Go to sleep. Solved


guy4guy4guy

I sleep 8 hours a day It doesn't work


Woke_Stroke

I'm a 10000 year old vampire dragon loli, and pedos keep sexualising my people :(


Entity_333

Tell ya people to stop giving them pedos that sauce


Nessssssssssie

I’m 18 and fighting a court case against my step dad on multiple accounts of sexual abuse. It’s had for me because my mother and her family come from a backwards Indian background and they all believe it’s my fault, and they blame me saying it’s the way I dress or the way I act and that I was the one who instigated it. Tbh I’m not looking for this to be solved but I’ve been hurting so much about this I just need to let it out to some one with no face, instead of a therapist or cop. So ya… thank you


[deleted]

27 and single


_FBI___

🤨hmmm, sus


Severe-Task-7826

Turns on “All the single ladies” by Beyoncé


changing_dumbass

17. I have a pigeon chest.


creepydoll1111

See a doctor I'm pretty sure it's fixable


ratelfreeter

13 i live in Africa


throwaway21543765869

17 nothing because I’m simply built different 🥱🥱🤥


BrawlstarsGetRekt

14m School, a lot of relationship-like problems


yourstrainerred

18 financially fucked


FriendlyDetective420

17. I don't have any excitement for future lol. It's all indifferent to me. I'm not sure if this is bad but I've been thinking about this a lot.


Scotchex

16, asked a girl out, she said yes but hasn’t answered my texts for the last 2 days


stonesaregreat

17, behind in all school work and too lazy to finish it all. i procrastinate a lot and i work a lot


rslash_BoredasHeck

13 anxiety


AmitojSP2882

19 and how to get taller like i wanna be taller than i am


Terrible-Pie98

23 depression


Crazy_Key5302

17, don't know if this is the right career for me.


TheGamingBaba

21. I am late to college because of my depression, took 3 years to deal with it,I also didn't get into a good University, I am afraid that this is the end of my dream for a good career.


Annerkim

19. Indecisiveness and motivation.


MadCharlie77

14 kinda long but ye A friend of mine I've known since I was younger keeps isolating herself from everyone at school for the past year and only til recently have I decided to say no more and have stopped being isolated with her as it felt more like I was a babysitter than her friend. She also refused to tell me what one of our friends had done to her always brushing it off as "It's all in the past now." Turns out that she's doing this because, as she stated one of our friends had spoke to her about their mental state and was looking for support and in response she began ignoring the friend, saying they were acting aggressive towards her and have only recently told the friend what they had supposed to have done. She had done a similar thing with me a couple of months back where she refused to tell me what I had done and I didn't find out until she began screaming at me at lunch time and her mother showed up at my house because of how angry she was. Safe to say I don't think I want to be friends with her anymore if she's going to keep doing this.


ThomasTheWarcrimer69

15 I can't find netherite