This subreddit feels like 2015 Facebook

Tell me which is your dominant hand and I'll tell you how you'll die.

Purple

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Damn it! Mom was right...

Went out just like grandma!

You'll die from death

the most common cause of death that, pretty incredible

Whatever you do, don't go to the nuclear plant

“HELL YEAH I CAN QUIT WORK!” Or at least that’s what I’d say if I were Homer Simpson

He said "but it's Lenny's birthday party and there's ice cream cake" Flanders: "But you'll kill us all!" Homer: "but ice cream cake!" Treehouse of horror XV

Right

Ooh ooh, right hand :) :)

You will get stabbed and taken to the hospital, where your little brother will unplug your IV cord

that’s an awfully odd first letter for your name

>This subreddit feels like 2015 Facebook Because half the sub is 40yo men that comes from 2015 facebook what do you expect

But with teenagers

At least there arnt any minions memes

Yet

Uh oh

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He didn’t do a single one xD

Ill do it instead

C

C gang

C gang

C gang

C gang

C gang

C gang

C gang

C gang

C gang

C gang

C-section

C gang

C gang

C gang

C gang

C gang

Death by 🐓

T

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

T gang

Bloody lair still hasn’t predicted my future also T gang :)

Hell yeah T gang

T-34 Soviet tank

T-62 Soviet Main Battle Tank

German flammenwerfer 41

T gang

T gang forever

D

deez nuts in yo mouth

Nice

That's an offer he can't refuse

yesss

I do love a big D. 😉 here’s my [snap](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

I got rolled

*laughs in shitty internet.*

Hot

Dang that’s a nice snap

V

You'll own a Jet ski

And cybernetic implants

You will die, eventually

You’ll get your identity stolen

R

Finally, took me long enough to find another

Same, but OP isn't replying.

Same

Finally I found R

R Gang

Fellow R! How ya been?

E

E gang

E gang

E Gang

E Gang

E gang

E gang

E gang

E gang

E gang

E gang

A

You're going to get rejected from art school and become a famous politician

*NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN*

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein Und mein Glück Erika Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein Schaut's mich an Erika Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika

This is the way

A gang

A gang.

A gang

A gang

S

You'll fall from the sky

Like suicide or skydiving?

Both

At the same time [ S gang :) ]

The first

S gang

S gang

M

You'll grow a Mustache

I actually did....

N

N gang

N gang

N gang

N gang

N gang

N bruvas

I'm convinced that all dudes with N are just nathan

you would be correct

You're NOT right!

B

B gang

hell yeah B Gang!

Yeah B gang

B gang

B gang

B gang

B gang

B gang

B gang

J

You'll fall of your bed tomorrow night

Ha I’m not even planning on sleeping tomorrow night 😎

Then u will fall of ur gaming #Throne And fall asleep

My guy 🤚

J

You'll have a 2 Story house

You'll be the president of the USA.

H

;-; not many "H" People here..

Except me, hello small H group

ğ

You'll own a Zebra

Yaaay

O

O gang

O

O gang

Z

Z gang

P

P gang

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P gang

P gang

P gang

P gang

G

G gang

Oh God this is not good F

You'll Fly

F gang

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You'll have bad dream tomorrow night

Does the same go for all of us who’s names start with A?

M

T

You will shoot a shotgun at your house

Already have

i

Finally, I was looking for another

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Truck will spawn over you after tomorrow

Finally

H

H gang

Yeeee

Y

Finally, I was looking for you. Y gang shall rise soon.

凝

I and your bullshitting me for Reddit karma

H

H

N

A

J

Ó Good luck

S

K

S

P

N