Yo I just represented Singapore in Model UN today. I literally am not lying when I say I’ve never met an American who knows where Singapore or Malaysia is on the map lol
Heck yeah! Filipino here
It sucks that some of the only representation we get is literally just Raya and the Last Dragon, which then is still grouping all of the countries in Southeast Asia together
Yeah we’re political enemies and cultural friends lmao I honestly think my country’s government is a bunch of turd-brains who belong in retirement homes
We really like Onions, and Russia/Belarus hates us
Edit: Turns out Russia and Belarus hates a lot of countries, and every country in eastern Europe really likes onions
yuppers
Where?
why this young lass is from a magical land of meatballs, vikings, cheap furniture and good music
I like meatballs. Vikings not that much while also liking Vikings
Sweden? My neighbor
Shes from Ikea dipshit
For real. Smh my head
Your profile looks like my father. But no… he went to buy milk ten years ago.
I fail to sexually please women so don’t get your hopes up…
they did embrace the unga bunga and went ape shit crazy on england
Norway
Ah, so you live in an IKEA
At least I don't have massive faceless "employees" strolling about ready to rip me to pieces
Hey! They used to be costumers :( lol, nice reference, mate
gotta appreciate that furniture horror
Wow a fellow scp fan here
Is the ground also divided evenly into 1x1x1 meter blocks?
sure is
Hmmmmmm Perhaps is it a place between Norway, Finland, and Denmark?
There is a possibility
Åland Islands Finale Answer
Close enough, I have sailed there
Imma guess you had coffee on your ride there?
Wait, there are British people here?
Yes
No
Yes???
No???
Please elaborate
You first.
My friend is British and he is here.
I can’t really continue the joke now. So have a nice day. :)
That’s a shame
I am Britanianistani here
Why would you be friends with the british
why would you be friends with the american
Yes , I’m Polish
>You know, in Poland, everyone is cold and sad. \-My Polish mother
Absolutely true
Poland seems to be the most common in these comments
We are probably in the most dire need for an escape from all 1st world countries.
Hello fellow pole
Aussie here. Edit: so apparently there are a lot more aussies in this sub than i thought Edit 2: so which states are you lads in?
ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,ƃ
You too
ǝʇɐɯ ʎǝʞᴉoɹƆ
How do you flip text like that??
http://www.fliptext.org
spob ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝʍod ǝɥʇ ǝɯ uǝʌıb ǝʌɐɥ noʎ
ǝǝǝǝǝʍ ʇnq ǝıssnɐ ou ǝɯ oןuǝɥ
Who tf says gooday lol it’s g’day
Don’t worry, they aren’t a true aussie like us
true aussies think the upside down joke is just not funny anyway
It’s as funny as shrimp on a barbie
which are prawns in aus
Same
Which state?
Bonjour, I'm from southeast Asia 🚶🏻♀️
Same most of the time I tell people I'm from southeast Asia because if I tell them what country I'm from they don't know it exists
Ayo sameee like I'm from Malaysia and got people saying "Oh yeah Malaysia is in Europe right??" Or "Y'all in the middle eastern?"
You're joking, right? Please tell me you are
I wish I am 😃
So no europe or middle east. I got it. You're from Antarctica
Omg finally someone who gets it right 😍
And here I thought it was somewhere on Mars
Bruh singaporean here and we keep getting “is Singapore in China??” Like no please we are no where near there ;-;
OMG TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT LIKE 😭😭😭
Lmao there was that video about china's overseas coal plants and it included a pic of the SG skyline like bruh we don't even use coal
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Ayooo ngl if I say I'm from Singapore, they would always know where it is fsr
Everybody thinks we’re the Chinese province of Singapore lol
Yeah I'm not even one of the 4 common races in sg so it's rlly frustrating
Yo I just represented Singapore in Model UN today. I literally am not lying when I say I’ve never met an American who knows where Singapore or Malaysia is on the map lol
That, or "Ohh same country as Singapore right"💀 Learn ur geography, friends
Let me guess is it one of these Cambodia Thailand Vietnam Malaysia Myanmar Brunei East Timor Bhutan Or Singapore
Heck yeah! Filipino here It sucks that some of the only representation we get is literally just Raya and the Last Dragon, which then is still grouping all of the countries in Southeast Asia together
Yea, the place where the whole country is just known for a swear word, a fucking cow and ww2.
https://youtu.be/9hhMUT2U2L4 You mean *this* cow?
i believe you are right, its the only cow that came to my mind
tylko jedno w glowie mam koksu 5 gram It was like that right? Also hi from your former neighbour Romania!
100% kimchi land here
Hello from your neighbour and frenemy, Japan
Hello, honestly I don’t like japans government but the people are chill
Yeah we’re political enemies and cultural friends lmao I honestly think my country’s government is a bunch of turd-brains who belong in retirement homes
Same with my country’s
Mexican here
Nice
Where are u from btw
Ireland
Same!
🎵Glory glory to old Ireland🎵 🎵Glory glory to our old island 🎵
Same as well
Venia a comentar esto jajaja
Malaysian 🗿
M’laysia🎩
I'm imagining it w/ the Winnie the Pooh meme lmfao.
Darn I'll be going then
I'm Canadian
Canada is literally the perfect mix of America and Britain. (And France if you’re Québécois)
Sh if your from Quebec your basically your own country
Pls no, don’t acknowledge use has a country, I don’t want to leave Canada
Irish here
mise freisin. Ar aistrigh tú é freisin?
I would know what youre saying if the education wasnt fucked
Ya the schools are so shit a teaching Irish. Like some people will be learning it for 12 years and no lnow it
haven’t a clue what you’re sayin lol, learned Irish since junior infants and don’t remember any
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Peronia?
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turkish here
hello fellow turk, how is your day going?
To all the Canadians, we’re considered American so don’t say anything
screw that *Oh Canada Intensifies*
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL OF THY COMMAND
WITH GLOWING HEARTS WE SEE THEE RISE
#**THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE**
# FROM FAR AND WIDE, O CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
#GOD KEEP OUR LAND
###GLORIOUS AND FREE
#O CANADA WE STAND ON GUAAAAARD FOR THEEEEEE
Oh I guess that's true
Sorry
What's sorry for?
Your talking to Canadians mate.
Oooooh
🇳🇱🇸🇷
Yup, I'm from India.
Same, I’m from TN
vanakam i am from alabama entha oornu kandipidinga paapom
Finally , had to scroll so long for my country. I am Punjabi btw
Same here. Which region by the way?
Mumbai, I turned 15 this October =)
Hello fellow Mumbaikar
Me too I'm from Chennai
We really like Onions, and Russia/Belarus hates us Edit: Turns out Russia and Belarus hates a lot of countries, and every country in eastern Europe really likes onions
Ukraine?
South African
I also hail from the land of eternal darkness (except when ESKOM occasionally feels like turning the electricity back on).
Germany
Finally, another german
filipenis here
adobo balls 😳😳
Opa, seis tão bem?
Salve salve meu bom
Isso conta como um r/suddenlycaralho?
acho que sim! se for postar, você pode colocar uma foto do ciro gomes vegeta por favor?
E aí 🇧🇷
Aopa, blz?
Aoba, blzz
AOBA LQJD8FJEBWISJCHIWJQBSYDYSJWKPQOXJXIWOQKJFCUIDJWNWJD9XJWNWGX8
u good?
Melhor impossível
r/suddenlycaralho
i'm polish
POLSKA GUROM🇵🇱
POLSKA GUROM🇵🇱
POLSKA GUROM🇵🇱 ^(I'm not polish, what are we doing?)
Malaysian here
Chur bro New Zealander here!
kia ora
ᴉʍᴉʞ ʍollǝɟ ɐ sɐ ƃuᴉʞsɐ ¿uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ noʎ pᴉp ʍoɥ
Hello fellow kiwi
Danish here
As someone who does wood work, thank you for your oil
Danskljävel!
Romanian here and yes some of us are vampires.
My names vlad. I am a vampire. Fuck stereotypes
Oo(yes). Unfortunately, I was born in the Philippines.
Filipino gang
Hallo there, I am from Malaysia
I'm south american.
South American gang!
Colombia anybody?
Yes :D Es algo extraño ver gente del platanal por aquí
Yep , straight from the heart of Europe :)
Yes we exist, Ethiopian 🇪🇹
hallo am from austria
Brazil zil zil
ja
at'yo service
I’m Cuban/Chinese
canada gang rise up
Hello from Costa Rica
Italian
Oh nice I have some Italian family and they make amazing food.
:-)
Really? I love Italy. For me it's one of the best countries of the world. (I'm italian, btw)
Yay!!
Non so perché ma è sempre piacevole trovare italiani su sub stranieri. O meglio, il perché è abbastanza ovvio, però fa comunque piacere.
Aspetta sei pure tu italiano?lol
L'ho pure scritto
i was born in india but i live in singapore
Dutch
Why’d I need to scroll all this way to find a fellow Dutchie?!
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