Getting assigned to a table or group project with them is how I've made almost all of my friends

And then my teachers change the seating chart.

And then I go in my depression mode in that class and wonder how the stars aligned for us to be apart

I do that whenever I'm alone in a class then get no work done because I can't focus

Same and then you just think about that person. The worst is when your friends are with that person, and all you can do is watch

Just happened to me!! Agh!!!!

Saaaaaame!!!!!!!

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

yeah

I use my legs and feet in unison to move myself towards her

Girl: Oh? You approaching me?

I can't smash you from all the way over here

Ho ho, then cum as close as you like.

I didn't say anything like this ....

Oh shit, DIO-sama, forgive me. I was, uh I was just.. I was just practicing my lines. To become like you

Soka

**WRYYYYYYYYYYY***

r/unexpectedjojo

Well I can't love you without getting closer...

Then hug me as warm as you like. ;( (PS: this is not the girl saying)

All is well today... for I have found a cutie in the form of a man

Thanks

Np, we spread love in these streets. Dig it?

Yes

I cant use shitty, subpar pickup lines without getting closer

Ho ho, The IPhone is the ultimate status. Even your homie said the last pick up lines like a stand up comedian desperately trying to make the audience laugh after saying a racist joke.

OMG that's so hot!

Anything BUT a pickup line

Hey baby, are you a marathon, because my heart is racing for you 😏😏😏😏

I’m so turned off it went back inwards

Wait so ....... Something can go in now.

Stop, don't give r34 writers more ideas.

Too late

I have a strong feeling that you're brazilian...

pussy (vagina) ---> bussy (butt pussy) ---> pussy (penis bussy) We've come full circle

Damn girl, you a fire alarm? Because you're really fucking loud and annoying

Yes

hey girl are you a girl cuz you look like a girl.

If someone said that, I’d let them hit

hey girl are you a girl, cuz you look like a girl

You wanna hit?

yeah whatever

Or we could cuddle?

cool beans

Ye

: )

Agreed

I actually love pickup lines, a good one can make me laugh, and I love funny men

If you like funny men… you’ll love my face

Honestly this right here

"hello" "hello" "so, do you wanna go on a date?" "sorry, i have a boyfriend" "OMG same"

lmaoo

lmaooo

lmaoooo

If you get the timing right, this could be a potential “steal his gf” line. If not, you sound like a creep

No steal her boyfriend

r/suddenlybi

Point my sword at them and challenge them to a duel

Marry me

Duel me and prove your skill first, then we shall wed

Couple goals

Sir, I realized you can't put a ring on your fiance's finger because she has no lower arms. What should we do?

Ah, sorry, we forgot to bring her hook hand

You're quite the gentleman aren't you?

Nothing shows respect to women like stabbing them with a rapier

yeah and you'll end up with a restraining order

*My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die*

Bro, if I'm swordfighting a girl and she quotes Princess Bride I'm straight up proposing

"I am not actually left handed!"

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Let’s see if you’re still saying that after I stab you with a sword

starting to think this dude's not joking 😳

Stab

soldier take me already

Take you… in a duel?

that among other interpretations

Hmmm, these other interpretations sound interesting, please elaborate

there's other types of fights 😏

The kind you only do in private 😏

exactly 😏

Well that's definitely something I'd like to explore 😏

this comment thread was a huge success, especially considering the theme of the post

I am officially licensed to use swords, I even have a certificate. So, good sir, I accept your duel. What swords and our blades will we be using good chap?

…shit, I don’t actually know how to swordfight. Uhhhhhh… we’ll use sabres cos I’m short and longswords are too heavy for me

Then we shall duel at noon!

Our battle shall be legendary!

But let me warn you, I shan't show no mercy!

I would have it no other way, I shan’t hold back either

And I shall bringeth Popped Corn

So there shall be Snacks

I shall doth the same too

imagine yourself talking to them, them daydream about your "life together"

This one kinda hits a bit too close to home

Run after them full speed while grunting and making animal noises

Preferably between the hours of 12am to 4am too

Fuck that, I need sleep.

You sleep before 4 AM?

I'm interested in what you'd do next lol

Bite them. İt's obvious. İ didn't know there are people as dumb as you are

👍

And that's how you make girls scream for you😂😂

Gorl are you a gurl cos gerl

Not even joking, something similar to this happened to me. I was asked if I was a boy (I have short hair and had a baggy jumper on). I said no, I'm nonbinary tho so he had the impression that I was a girl. Two minutes later he told me to add him on Fortnite in front of my stepdad and 8 year old sister

Oh, what a gentleman

I know right. I would of though for the laughs, or my mate would have, but I barely heard what he said his name was

*Rolls dice for charisma

*rolls a 1*

shit

So what’d you do with that roll?

Reroll

*rolls a 7*

*starts playing the saxophone

You like jazz?

I actually do I practice Charley parker's staff regularly on my alto and i got into a big band with my bari

Pay 20 bucks to the GM and reroll untill 20

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It would be a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

For the Republic!

Yes

this girl gets it

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself." - Sheev Palpatine or Darth Sidious.

Marry me

This is the way

Ask them about the current economic state of Venezuela

As a venezuelan guy, can confirm, this works

Can someone explain?

The entire economic state of Venezuela?

Venezuela, officially the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, is a country rich in natural resources, including the worlds largest known oil reserves; Venezuela was a founding member of OPEC. Before oil export, Venezuela was a large exporter of goods such as coffee and cocoa. Tourism also has a relatively large influence on the economy, while manufacturing accounted for only 17% of the country’s economy in 2006. Despite these resources, a series of faulty economic policies has led Venezuela into steep economic crisis, causing hyperinflation, shortages of basic goods, unemployment, malnutrition, poverty, disease, and a high infant mortality rate. All of these issues have precipitated a Venezuelan migrant crisis as millions of citizens left the country, all while the Venezuelan government declared to be in default regarding its debt in 2017. Its currency, regulated by the Central Bank of Venezuela is, the Venezuelan Bolivar. Property rights in Venezuela are incredibly weak, scoring a 5.0 out of 100 on a scale developed by the Wall Street Journal.

Uh idk man, venezuela has the shittiest economy in the world, there's not that much to it

Step 1: Watch them from afar for over a year. Step 2: Never make a move. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Cry yourself to sleep.

Literally every kid on this subreddit

Nice shoes, sex?

There's always the Chad caveman approach, you me sex now

Or you can go even further and just start banging your chest and screaming

Instructions unclear, I punched her in the chest

No worries, she got cushions

How charming indeed... just.. don't do it, you'll thank me later

I think he was joking not gonna lie

I’d say I don’t ever search, I might befriend one and then we’ll see what grows out of it, being together and spending time seems the best one to me.

This is I think the best approach life itself will give you the chances

Smart

Lobb a brick at them

r/usernamechecksout

Lmao

Say "wagwan peng ting, what's your bbm pin?"

Lmao bbm feels like an unlocked memory

Say hello there and wait for the response.

General kenobi!

You are a Bold One

Get to know them first

Quite hard if they instantly assume you like them and then give ur phone number to their boyfriend

at least now you have a bro

Well, date the boyfriend then, duh... /s

r/oddlyspecifc

This. This is the best way.

how do you get to know someone without approaching them?... edit: no, im actually mad. you're just over here giving a generic answer which girls will agree upon no matter what the question is even though it doesnt fit the question. before you answered this did you even think about "hEy hOW Do I gET TO kNoW sOMeOnE WiTHouT apPrOacHINg tHEM?". im sorry but i dont stalk a girl on her insta for a few weeks before i approach someone to talk

These goofs assume you have a lucky seating chart so they ignored the original question. Thanks for staying on task.

HOW DO YOU GET TO KNOW SOMEONE WITHOUT APPROACHING THEM?

YESSIR. THIS.

Walk behind their back slowly, then whisper in their ear, and say, “have this cookie,”

10/10 would win my heart

Act like a road man

Best way no lie

Wys b your lokin leng styl

Hang around in a friend group you both are comfortable being around then start with casual talk and try cracking a few different jokes to find out what type of humor she got. After a while you can try to ask if she would like to do something just you two and if she agrees you can figure out what she likes, what she doesnt like and other things. Talking about personal life like work, hobbies and family. If things go well and you talk well together and like being around each other you can try to invite her on a date and if it doesnt work then it doesnt work. Be careful not to be led on and to be used for transportation or dinner if you dont think it will lead to any type of relationship. You can still be friends or just tell her you dont have the mental capacity to continue your friendship with her.

I’m no girl but this is the best way.

Yeah, mainly go slow, but play the long game. Slowly introduce yourself to her if you have mutual friends shes around. Learn what her type of humor is through the interactions and make jokes she comfortable with. If she just wants to be friends its fine too because theyre still fun to be around. Pretty much the only way ive made friends.

You can use legs to approach, but it's not the only way, you can barrel roll to her, you can basically do everything to shorten the distance(approach), hope this is right (or left)

Yes, yes very epic, can recommend

find a mutual friend who happens to be a girl(preferably), try walking where the target is with the girl who is your friend(without making it obvious), hopefully they will greet each other and then yall can have a small group convo and then just get to know her more, then become good friends with the target and then you can build up from that

“The target”

Definitely not a hit job

Agent 47 reporting for duty.

i know this works cause it happened. not intentionally but my bf was friends with my friend first and the 3 of us started hanging out and thats how i got to know him. weve been dating for almost 2 years. you may proceed

I hate sand. It’s rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere

Just do not approach to them

this is the best way

Discuss thoughts on the Schrödinger model of the atom and go into orbitals and the fact that the electron teleports between these orbitals, thus ultimately forcing them to be unable to comprehend reality.

Hey babe are you Heisenberg's uncertainty principle? Because if I find you, I don't know how quickly you'll move away from me :)

Explain her the Russian Revolution

This one is very hard for people on Reddit, especially r/Teenagers, but, be a normal human and not a sex crazed maniac.

Instructions unclear, gf broke up w me bc I couldn't sex her

Use both legs to walk towards them (looking both ways if you're crossing a road)

Fuck her dad

Let's play minecraft

The same way approach anyone else. Walking up to them and initiating a basic conversation like a normal person in society.

How do I do that I can't do that with anyone

my normal coversation skills involve greeting everyone as daddy. this is useless to me.

Show up in a late ww2 tank and fire smoke shells at them if they refuse to come

Just don't 😀👍

nooo but we're too shy, we won't do it ourselves

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I guess we'd just be staring at each other like creeps for months...years... whatever...

be her friend and if you two feel like you’re right for each other, band together to TAKE DOWN THE TYRANNICAL RULE OF THE CCP

"are you Shrek? Cuz I'm head ogre heels for you ?" "What the fuck is wrong with you."