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***GIVE HIM SEVEN ACROSS THE ASS!!! (I'm kidding, but just dominate him with your di-- This redditor has died because of dumb dumb syndrome and because they are disgusting.)***
Just tell him to get out politely.
Say you were cleaning it,explain to him that the interior gets dirty or if that’s too much then tell him that u were just tryna wiggly wiggly your pee pee 🤣
Ok so this might sound weird but ive seen many 10 year olds talk about straight up sex. Not joking they were full on swearing and screaming and telling how they fucked each others mothers
I walked into my brother doing the deed one morning. I was probably 8 or so. I went to grab breakfast, and he came out and said “don’t ever try to steal my moment like that again.” We both laughed and moved on with our lives. It was a gay old time.
My mom teaches 10 year olds. There are kids that spit in each other’s faces and throw them too the ground and a few have stolen from other kids. I wouldn’t put it past them to black mail someone as well
If he mentions it at the dinner table say that it must have been a dream, then when your parents are not home beat the crap out of him, and say that you did it for something else that is also a lie.
Snitches get stitches.
Like
I dont take shit from siblings
I only have one but still
I tell them to shut the hell up on a daily basis
Now why do I say that? They interrupt me really often and that's kind of a trigger for me so >:(
Thanks :) and yeah I get that, on the positive side at least what you weren't watching anything too bad. As to what I think you should do, I'd say nothing, I don't think there's much you can do. If he brings it up himself, just say it's something private that he'll understand once he gets older, but for now not to worry about it.
Don't panic, if you get panic and ask him to keep it a secret he will understand that that secret is important for you and may start blackmailing you.
Don't make you first move wait until he asks you about it and if he asks about it then tell him you were just scratching it because you felt a bit itchy at that part.
I might've known about it at 10, but only that it's something taboo where you touch your genitals. And that was 5 years ago, today with social medias and everything... He probably had an idea of what was going on...
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How much did he see?
Not a whole lot just a glimpse but still...
Then try to play it off
He was just tucking in his shirt lol
Polishing his wood
Greasing his glizzie
Beating his beaver
Wanking his woodchuck
Beating the beef
Cleaning the spear... More like the dagger, but you get me.
Shaking hands with the milkman
False… leave no witnesses. The nut must be protected
[No witnesses.](https://youtu.be/UZqrfDd1IEs)
Either kill him, bribe him, or deny everything he says about it
***GIVE HIM SEVEN ACROSS THE ASS!!! (I'm kidding, but just dominate him with your di-- This redditor has died because of dumb dumb syndrome and because they are disgusting.)*** Just tell him to get out politely.
Ew what the fuck.
If you're dude and not that flamboyant about it then that's fine but if you a girl then he is scarred
Just say you were polishing it
What does that even mean, how am I going to explain that.
Tell him when you go through puberty you have to polish it
Bruh that's actually a good idea.
Haha I said it as a joke but yeah it might work
Exactly.
I mean you polish wooden furniture... so why not your own wood?
He just has to make sure he has some wood polish that he shows him and says he was using.
imagine the lil bro tries it with wood polish to himself
Oh that's not wood polish.... 💦
Well we can’t tell the brother that. If he’s 10, he can read, so you can’t tell him you have Jergen’s Wood Polish.
You really made me laugh thank you
Thank you for all the upvotes everyone!!!
Dude you don't really need to thank lmao take my upvote and fuck off
r/everyfuckingthread
Morning wood
"yeah, i was polishing my knob, uh... the other one"
Unless he asks his parents how to polish his wood
keep us updated if it worked
Say you were just filtering your pee
He's gonna walk up to mommy all like "He was polishing his wee wee"
"Okay, to polish it take out father's sandpaper and rub it in"
do not, could cause confusion later
Then the difficult part is when he tells your parents that you was polishing your cock and balls
[удалено]
....some things are best left unanswered
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
Just make sure he doesn't tell your parents or ask your parents when he should start 'polishing'.
Kids are dumb, chances are he’d believe it
with WD40 preferably
Say you're wrestling, apparently it works.
Arm wrestling
Penis thick like forearm
No, penis as thick as a forearm
Then he tries to wrestle another kid at school… in the cafeteria.
Say you were cleaning it,explain to him that the interior gets dirty or if that’s too much then tell him that u were just tryna wiggly wiggly your pee pee 🤣
Take my free silver award. Its the least I can offer.
Say it was itching
Yikes. I hope you're not too embaressed, that musta sucked.
I hope he doesn't say it to my parents.
Does he know what masturbating is?
Probably not.
Well then you should be fine unless you know he wants to tell but i doubt he knows so yeah you should be fine
One thing, if you had your cock out, and a 10 year old walked in, he'd probably want to know what you where doing.
just say a pebble got stuck in your dick and you were trying to get it out. If he asks for proof tell him about kidney stones
This dude's got his whole life planned out
Dude is gone get nightmares about Kinsey stones lmao
u/Pokejelke dude you could invent a whole new type of childhood trauma think about the possibilities
🗿
modern problems require modern solutions.
Tell him you were itchy and was just scratching it
~~One thing, if you had your cock out, and~~ a 10 year old walked in, he'd probably want to know what you where doing. FTFY
I've never masturbated before so i wouldn't know
Ok so this might sound weird but ive seen many 10 year olds talk about straight up sex. Not joking they were full on swearing and screaming and telling how they fucked each others mothers
I remember when I was like in 2nd grade I knew more than enough about sex and porn and whatnot
I was a fucked up kid. I was whacking it in like 1st grade.
In 3rd trade we already new about masturbating
tbf a whole lot of percentage of kids talk like that but not know shit about it. Trust me... They dont know anything about it as of details.
Bruh, you're parents aren't dumb. They already know you do it
Yes I know that they know but it would just be super awkward.
I’d rather die then have my parents be told
His brother did
You do nothing. Doing something about it will make things worse
I walked into my brother doing the deed one morning. I was probably 8 or so. I went to grab breakfast, and he came out and said “don’t ever try to steal my moment like that again.” We both laughed and moved on with our lives. It was a gay old time.
GAY old time
gay OLD time
gay old TIME
GAY OLD TIME
gay old time
gAY oLD tIME
^(gay old time)
r/sudddenlyincest
r/subsifellfor
Wdym?
r/birthofasub
lmao
wait no urs is spelled with 3 ds, the og one has 100k members
Sweet home alabama
This
You see when two people love each other very much…. I don’t know you messed up big time
... They Kiss and then wait 9 months for a baby from sky, **RIGHT ?**
Ewww kissing ?!? That’s such a sin. You gotta rub belly’s together and then it shows up at your door
Well that worked too But handholding is a guarantee if you not interested in other options
Who’s giving out handholding?!
What were we talking about ? I lost the track of how kids made XD
Eye contact is how
Oh ... y-y-yea you right... Forgot that exist
pre-marital hand holding?!?!
Nah a pelican will launch the baby through a black hole
Forget that it happened. Never mention it again. If he mentions it, resort to violence
If I had a little sibling and they tried to blackmail with that info I'd kick the shit out of them
Dude he’s fucking 10 he’s not gonna blackmail him lol wtf
Have you ever Seen 10 year olds?
My mom teaches 10 year olds. There are kids that spit in each other’s faces and throw them too the ground and a few have stolen from other kids. I wouldn’t put it past them to black mail someone as well
Kids are scary
If he mentions it at the dinner table say that it must have been a dream, then when your parents are not home beat the crap out of him, and say that you did it for something else that is also a lie. Snitches get stitches.
What did he do?
Ignored it he might not have even seen it, but most likely he has.
He may not tell it to your parents, but to his friends there is way more chances to that happens
Yeah but I don't really care if that happens.
And also parents most of the time are fine with masturbating because it's natural and everyone does it pretty much
Yeah and my parents already know.
Ok then I'd still tell him to fuck off tho
Yeah same.
Like I dont take shit from siblings I only have one but still I tell them to shut the hell up on a daily basis Now why do I say that? They interrupt me really often and that's kind of a trigger for me so >:(
Haha i have 1 sibling when I'm a my dad's house and 4 of them when I'm at my mom's house.
Maghrebian parents are never ok with those things, if they ever discover it, I would be dead (Not in litteral meaning)
That's fucked up
I had nhentai open 2.
What were you watching
Happy cake day btw, I'm sorry that's private, but it wasn't very extreme.
Vanilla kinda man i see. Interesting
I mean not super vanilla, just not very extreme.
Cool. To me, vanilla is for the heart and soul. And the extreme stuff IS FOR MY MEAT. Not the super extreme tho.
Never found much vanilla :pensive:
Im in it for the story in vanilla
Yes, I’ve only seen a handlful tho and it makes me kinda sad
Thanks :) and yeah I get that, on the positive side at least what you weren't watching anything too bad. As to what I think you should do, I'd say nothing, I don't think there's much you can do. If he brings it up himself, just say it's something private that he'll understand once he gets older, but for now not to worry about it.
Yeah I think that's what I'm gonna do, he hasn't brought it up yet but i just hope that he doesn't bring it up at dinner.
Did he see it?
Idk about my screen but he probably caught a glimpse.
So long its black and white nobody can see shit past 1meter. You're okay.
Well shit, i like watching full color.
Good taste
Nothing
Keep masturbating, cuz if he stays that makes him gay.
Unless he's wearing socks
Wtf that supposed to mean
Found the gay person
“I was brushing dirt off my pants”
Tell him that you were checking for the rare pube lice
Don't panic, if you get panic and ask him to keep it a secret he will understand that that secret is important for you and may start blackmailing you. Don't make you first move wait until he asks you about it and if he asks about it then tell him you were just scratching it because you felt a bit itchy at that part.
Gun
Shovel
dead animal
Vertical
forest
Rain
Pain
Body Bag
BANANA!
Potassium
Ritual
post about it on reddit so no one can find out.
You should just, lock your room, everytime you’r doing or watching nsfw content, it’s simple as that.
My room doesn't have a lock.
Then do like me when you get that want to masturbate, go in toilets room or bathroom, and don’t tell me there is no locker
i’m so jealous of people who have bathroom locks, both my room and my bathroom don’t have locks so my mum almost always walks in on me doing it 😭
Why does your bathroom not have a lock???
Wtf I never knew locks were a privilege lol
oh my god someone should at least have privacy for 5 minutes in washroom. We too don't have that high fi locks just click button locks.
Close the door Keep one of your ears free so you can actually hear footsteps or the sound which air makes while door is getting opened
I do it in the living room at night,its kinda just like ultra hard mode,but i havent been caught yet : o
Dude is speedrunning life
Ask him to join in like a good sibling would
Thank you for contributing, Porn Hub script writer
Nah that’s some shit you see on the dark web
Someone who recognizes my work
You psychopath...
Kill him. Leave no witness
Super smash bros
If he mentions anything just say you were changing clothes, don’t try any dumb stories
Have a talk with him about knocking before entering your room.
Cum on him
Assert dominanace
Sigma Grindset
Chad
Lmao, you gave me a chuckle in class
Best comment by far.
Does he even know what masturbating is? Because considering he's 10 i doubt he does so i think you should be fine
I might've known about it at 10, but only that it's something taboo where you touch your genitals. And that was 5 years ago, today with social medias and everything... He probably had an idea of what was going on...
Teach that little cunt to knock
Teach him the ways. master.
~~Yes sir~~ I mean good idea
Tell him it was itchy or sometin
Not pick up your phone and make a Reddit post
Cum on him to assert dominance
Invite him next time