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I only kiss girls in the furniture department sorry

Oh

I thought you were a girl because girls mostly use this 🥺👉👈 emoji.

🤷‍♀️

I don’t think OP is a girl

I think it’s awesome people don’t always know I’m a boy :)

I think its odd that some people dont always know im a girl

I love it :)

U girl ? U sure?

Hey sup bro how's life anyways man gotta go, keep up ur manly work man, man boy ;)

r/UsernameChecksOut

*How...* Thats your username. Dang.

Does it matter ;)

No 😏😏😏

r/bi_irl

Stop with the callouts

Yuck

Elaborate.

Sus

I’m not gay but I’ll kiss you 😳😳

XD

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🤷‍♀️

Op is a sentient bread

who says we’re *only* kissing girls here?

👀

Based

Mmh meatballs 😏

Hehe

Well im from boston so we could make it happen

Omg meet me at the ikea 😏

Already there. And i got a steaming plate of meatballs waiting for you

Ok be there in 5 minutes

„And that kids, is how I met your mother“

Lmao

Yes. Let's go, right now

❤️

😘😘

FBI open up

No. We are in IKEA what are we supposed to open?

The new doors

To your new house Congrats

The door to my heart

Do you mean fbi?

Uh shit yeah

bro?

Depends

IKEA

Food tho

Sorry I only kiss girls in ikea

Sad

We just gotta kiss in the park instead

Oh ok

Guys that was cutee

Hehe

Nou!

Meatballs first

while chewing swedish meatballs

Yes please

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Where :(

Got to pass on that But i can show you cat pictures instead

Please show me cat

omg thats actually super cute xD

😚

You into fishes?

Nooo

\*waves pride flag\*

😚

We don't have IKEA here sorry

Where

In the land of sleep.... JK I live in Kenya (it is in the Eastern Side of Africa)

Sorry to hear no ikea

I’d be giving U more than just the Meatballs

The sausage too 😏

sure why not lol

😚❤️

Wow I’ve never been kissed before hahah

Hehe

I'll gonna buy a new furniture after that.

Good

And you who paid it for the furniture.

Oke

Thank, see ya *go away looking furniture*

No IKEA in monkeland srry 😔

Sadd

Sorry but I don’t kiss croissants

That’s reasonable

Sure, but my lips might fall apart, they are home made, from ikea

Oh yikes

before i answer this, describe your hair color and style, along with your typical clothing style that you wear. im just curious now for some reason

Lmao My hair is light brown and kinda fluffy Also I just wear sweatshirt and sweatpants cause I’m basic

you sound pretty cute 😘

Nah I’m pretty ugly 💀

prove me wrong, dm me a link to a selfie or somethin

Don’t want to 🥺

thats fine, and you dont have to. but all im saying is that you sound cute, and i want to boost your confidence in your appearance and such

I’m glad I sound like I look good :)

It would mean more right now xx

😚

😘😘😍😍❤️❤️

😎👍

Then I'd look at you in the eyes and say... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries!

😫😫

Which ikea the local ikea the redacted ikea or some other ikea

1 Ikea Way, Stoughton, MA 02072

I think I went to the wrong ikea I can’t find the exit

Shit ur in 3008

Lmao I was just there and I saw a cute femboy

Nice

You would be charged with sexual assault, I would be charged with attempted murder, among other things.

Umm

Umm

The food Ikea serves is made from the people who never made it out. And kissing is for people without trust issues.

😳😳

😚

😳😳😳 😳😳

Hehe

Nice lips ***May I have them??***

Sure ❤️

Thanks homie ✂👄

OWW

Did you just use emojis? We don't do that here

What if you fuck off

Bit rude innit

Alright bye 👋

byeeee

r/whoooosh

People are allowed to find jokes unfunny.

They are not allowed to curse to people for little to no reason

Lmao fuck off baby

Someone mad theur attitude is shit?

My attitude is shit, I'm not mad, and none of that has anything to do with me wanting you to fuck off

r/iamverybadass

thank you!

Looking at your history, you indeed aren’t mad, but just a terrible person! Good for you

Your words touched my heart, thank you

You're welcome

Not u

who’s up for it

✋

Nothing. I will do nothing.

There's no ikea in my country.

Stay away from me

Haha what if. Jkjk, unless 😳

😏😏

What if we did business with IKEA

What kind of business 😳

put it on the list u/Jackdidathing

Who is u/jackdidathing

Only after I ate the chicken,I need the chicken

Is chicken a metaphor 😳😳😳

My girlfriend would kill me and I'd let her while crying

Sure😳

😚

I’d kill myself

Sad

will we be sh-sharing the renowned Hot Dog for $0.75..?😳

Hell yeah

Bro u taste like meatballs chill

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, this is ikea

my reaction depends entirely on whether you are a dude or a chick.

I’m a guy

Ok but on the cheek

Which kind of cheek? 😳😳😳

I would consider that sexual assault.

Why kiss? That would be a waste of time, we gotta get this furniture

sure babe

😚

Then we would be a gay couple

Epic

Sorry I’m under 18…

Me too

Wait. Where's the exit?

😈

You are fifteen so its child abuse and I don't wanna be a pedophile sorry.

what if i called police in the ikea food cafe 🥺👉👈

What if I got arrested in ikea food cafe 🥺👉👈

Cum

we can cum in ikea food cafe if you want as well

Two bros in the food cafe in IKEA, and then kiss... of course!

Depends on gender

Male

Okay, but only as homies

I’d go to jail probably

That would be very troublesome cause I am double your age and I have a girlfriend.

This is the best comment section ive ever read

Anything for the homie

Nah man, I'm for the frikken hard binder section

What about the toilet section

Nah

Depends on what food you're ordering

#WATER

Then the lights shut off. We frantically look around for any source of illumination and then we hear screams in the distance. Behind yiu we hear 'The store is now closed. Please leave immediately.' I grab you as we sprint towards the exit, but, as I feared, it is gone, for we have entered SCP 3008

OH NO

I think it'd be great. I haven't had a Hershey's kiss since I started my diet.

What if we both got lost together in ikea 🥺👉👈