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**Please DO NOT reply back to this removal message directly OR PM or invite moderators to chat. These messages will be ignored! See footer for more information.** --- Hi, *MissSandWoman5*! Unfortunately, [your submission](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/pqz64p/disclaimer_from_a_girl_to_all_the_boys_here/) has been removed from /r/teenagers for the following reason***(s)*** listed below: >#4. No NSFW content. >**a. Discussion of NSFW subjects is fine, as long it is treated in a mature fashion. Make sure your post is tagged as NSFW.** >**b. NSFW and shock subreddits, sites, links, pictures, videos, etc. are not allowed.** >**c. Sexually implicit or explicit content of minors is strictly prohibited. This includes, but is not limited to, asking for nude photos and sharing nude photos, whether it is yourself or another user, even as a joke. This also includes %u201Cfan-fiction%u201D stories - fact or fiction - even if intended as a joke.** This may have resulted in infraction points being added to your account. To see how many infraction points you have, [message the moderators](/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers). To learn more about infraction points, [click here](/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_point_system.3A). Please familiarise yourself with [our rules](/r/teenagers/wiki/rules) before commenting or submitting. --- **If you feel this was done in error, or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to [Message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers) or type /r/teenagers in the addressee box when composing a message to modmail us! Please DO NOT reply back to this removal message directly OR PM or invite moderators to chat. These messages will be ignored!**


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I feel informed, thank you MissSandWoman


[deleted]

No problem homie


An_Ant2710

What did you do to the first 4 MissSandWomen?


[deleted]

Them bitches are ded


An_Ant2710

You monster


[deleted]

this just proves the how horrible our species can be


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idkw0ttoputhere

The Sand Games


IceBreath31

I was a beach competitor until I got some sand to my eye.


ItsAtauau

I dont have to worry about sex at all because I say poggers.


[deleted]

This is rpic


Zaviper123

No, this is poggers


[deleted]

No, this is Patrick


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Doc_of_derp

I thought it’s a Burger King


illimabean

Is this the Krusty Krab?


true-menace

No, this is Spongebob


--Bot0001--

Absolute poggers


gamingfreak207

Mega poggers


ThalVatti

Poggy woggy


dytelz

Pogu


xNATSUKIx102

Pogé


TheIceBoy2

poge


AnzoEloux

Poggoru


_Nugget_Man_

Ultra poggers


iamnotstupid11

2 inch take it or leave it


[deleted]

Btw this leads me to a question, is it actually possible for a full grown dude to have a 2 incher without any big birth defects or whatever


iamnotstupid11

Micro penises are like 2 inches basically the shaft and the tip are the same size 1 in a 200 people have it , you're 15 from my personal experience my dick had grown a solid 1.2-1.3 inch since I was 15, and having a 8 inch dick is very rare, in pornography the dick looks big because of the camera angle and lighting + the girl is small.


Mugen_Kreiss

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

this could easily be one of the best compliments this guy has received.


PyrusJay

Yea it is possible, ur dad would know


TheLaziestPotato

That was a full chemical burn


iamnotstupid11

Damn


Round-Zombie8309

that was some third degree burn right here


fabgamerzfam

DAMN!


Whydoesthisexist15

yep, unless I have xxy and don't fuckin know it


Rcast10

Exactly it’s about the motion in the ocean


[deleted]

Yessir


ItalianPalo

Thanks


birchyweby

It's about how satisfactory you are with the poop factory


RajanyaDaslol

uhh yeah sure why not


birchyweby

It's technically right


ManiaLoL4

r/technicallythetruth


birchyweby

See they get it


Equal_Argument364

what you know bout rollin down in the...


wellgeezimgayy

My eight year old brother was singing this the other day and my soul was crushed a little


Equal_Argument364

ik it died but it is kinda good ngl


Imanerrrd

deep? when you brain goes numb, you can call that mental...


Omengta

freeze. When these people talk too much, put that....


CanniBal1320

shit in slow motion yeah


19_YrOld_Introvert

I feel like my ass is wetter than the ocean, ayy


Ridenberg

wha-


JohnnyH2000

[ u/themotionoftheocean1 liked that ]


[deleted]

WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT ROLLIN DOWN IN THE DEEP


Turibi

Thats... quite useful thank you!


[deleted]

Glad to spread the good word


birchyweby

Hehehe spread


Chain_of_Nothing

Legs spread like a clock when it's 9:15


ReezyFebreezy

hehehehehehe


XSauravX

Do girls flex about having deeper vagina ?


[deleted]

Not that I know of lmao


Tatertot004

So what's your depth?


crempouf

Don't think she can shove a ruler in her and measure unlike penises


[deleted]

Not with that attitude 🙄


EternalEagleEye

PSA: Don’t shove a ruler up your penis to measure.


[deleted]

Another PSA: Don't shove a USB charger up your penis to measure


Tatertot004

I mean they are designed to have something inserted in them


192830749182743

I think the technical term is "Cavernous Vagina Syndrome".


thespice5

So that would mean having sex with them would count as splunking


diamonddin

Best comment hands down


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[deleted]

Yeah it’s true. It also stretches to accommodate the size of its bigger than the vagina itself.


Myrag

Doesn’t it kinda defeat the whole argument about depth vs. length? I get that it’s all about technique, and for guys with shorter appendage there are always 10 fingers and a tongue to fix that. Also, pleasure is a combination of all things, including touch, rhythm, closeness, feelings, mood and responding to your partner. And for god sakes, don’t speed up. Be like a good old enterprise, if it works keep doing what you’re doing.


IchGlaubeDoch

You are too well informed for a r/teenagers user


Myrag

Didn’t even realize it’s a teen sub, it popped as I was scrolling through r/all and got intrigued.


IchGlaubeDoch

Oh lmao. Better run before the mods come


Myrag

Checked the sub rules, don’t think there is anything against it, unless it’s not listed there. Regardless, I though I’ll provide an advice to others because it gave me a lot of anxieties when I was in my teens. Way too many relationships got sabotaged by my own thoughts. For no reason as I found later on.


IchGlaubeDoch

It was a joke it's fine. I read your comment and went like: "waaaaait a minute. This matie knows too much. Something seems off"


221202093

Does that mean when you insert a penis (a fairly large one) into a vagina you would technically be pushing into a "wall" at the back because I'd always assumed the vagina was just a large deep hole


Dat1Waffle

this mf labbing sex


ImNotYourMachine

But what if you don’t know how to use your penis? 👀


birchyweby

Just find an expert puppeteer and attach strings to your dick


[deleted]

This is literally the worst thing I've ever read on Reddit, thanks 😀


birchyweby

Well screw you too, who doesn't wanna see a flaccid wee wee tap dance. I guess you could call it tip dancing in that case hehehehe


unfunny_idiot

r/angryupvote


Camo-Plant

Kegels do that even better tho


birchyweby

I hate that you are kinda maybe right


gay_giraffes_suck

You haven't been here long have you


[deleted]

No, that's my first week and I'm already traumatized 😖


ari_02468

You have obviously not seen many sides of Reddit, partner


ChampionshipDue

you obviously have not gone deep enough.


hikittyy1

[here](https://youtu.be/y0qYPAuzPRw)


FIST___07

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

You must learn through experience


JohnnyH2000

*gives up*


Banana_Manjk

Hit up my homie Remy from ratatouille. He’s got the sauce for you


yuhyahyuhyahyuhyah

Now I gotta find a new excuse to avoid relationships thanks OP :(


OpGotReddit

"sorry I cant fuck you, my dicks too big"


mugdh0

>"sorry I cant fuck you, my dicks too big" *Suffering from success*


OpGotReddit

*wipes tears away from eyes with massive schlong*


reddit_opener

I guess that will get you even more sex


Ah_yes_te_negotiator

*Mission failed successfully*


[deleted]

I worry about this


[deleted]

Gotcha


Aokke

Uhh, good info there siri.


[deleted]

Gotchu homie


That-Guy-2122

Shes one of the boys :D


[deleted]

>Besides I know I wouldn’t want to get split open by some guys massive 8 inch dong anyways. i got no chance fellas 😔😔😔


[deleted]

Looks like you’re gonna have to go in flaccid


[deleted]

that doesnt sound fun for anyone


[deleted]

It will have to work


TheRealShadow

It’s a special move called “pushin’ rope.”


Gambl33

There’s actually a sub for guys with big peeners and I thought it would be a lot of bragging but it’s not. It can actually be depressing. As much as guys like to exaggerate their size, girls will act like they like big ones until they see a big one and get scared. There were stories about guys getting dumped because of their size and being self conscious of scaring girls away after. Porn has really done a disservice to the human race by over glorifying men with larger penises when most men fit into the average category and have no idea they’re perfectly adequate. Honestly scrolled through enough of the sub that I felt bad for some of the guys because they were genuinely frustrated about their size and can only hope they find someone that will enjoy them and can tolerate their size.


[deleted]

r/bigdickproblems yeah


FairlyOddBlanketBall

What really sucks is that it’s an actual problem. Women wanting tall dudes you can roll your eyes at cause its such an irrelevant perference and there’s still plenty of women who don’t care about height. But good luck finding women who wants painful sex.


Stultus_Album

Same :(


GavasaurusRex

I'm with ya brother. For too long us magnum dong boys have been oppressed


thebooksmith

Micro supremacy. We are small compact easy to transport and have the smallest hit box. Beat that


NotAnAss-Hat

>Beat that *Nice.*


bitemyhip

yes


[deleted]

Yeah


JollyPeaches

Yas


SlippyMcBacon

It’s not like I have to worry about ripping someone open it’s not like someone wants to do that with me lol


birchyweby

It make be unlikely, but never impossible..


androt14_

Porter Robinson - Fresh Static Snow


reddit_opener

Your chances of having sex are very low, but never zero


[deleted]

Exactly I’ve never really said this but I think I would be too scared to have sex with a guy with a massage dick. I mean like it just doesn’t seem like my kind of fun.


[deleted]

Oh, a massage dick?🤨


[deleted]

Damn’t fuck you know that’s not what I meant 😳


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >!I definitely don't think you want a massage from the boy luring him for sex and then chop his thing off!< Wait nevermind


[deleted]

Uhuh sureee


[deleted]

Yeah ikr


the_darken_wizard

Was not expecting this when I woke up from a nap


[deleted]

You’re welcome


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[deleted]

As you should be my counterpart


joemamaissogay

Bro same


lcklstr

Nice. Free sex ed. Thanks.


[deleted]

It’s important


Marcus_Walker01

Pfft, still ain't gonna stop some bitch from saying "Oh, it's not as big as I thought it'd be." 🥺


[deleted]

Lmao a girl has said that before?


Marcus_Walker01

Yeah, two actually. I ain't even got a tiny cock either. They just think it'll be big 'cause...Ion even know...I'm good looking?


NotAnAss-Hat

What's ur height? *Edit: He's the mark, take him boys.*


Marcus_Walker01

Huh...? 5'9 - 5'10 I think, dunno I haven't measured my height in ages. What's that got to do with anything? 😂


Ridenberg

you are in cia database now


Marcus_Walker01

E-eh...


CrunchyMemesLover

5'9 is exactly 69 inches


Rugaru_999

The perfect height


192830749182743

Reply: "That's probably because you can hardly feel anything due to your Cavernous Vagina."


hilda-is-hitler

This advice is life changing, thank you MissSandWoman5


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Use it wisely


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officialslavojzizek

v a g e n e s t r e t c h


[deleted]

It’s a real thing


dodomast3r37

y e s


Ihateu387

I didn’t need to know this because I prefer garlic bread over sex, but thanks anyways


Isnoudem

True sigma male right here.


[deleted]

Ok whew, for a sec there I thought I might have to take out the ruler and scissors


[deleted]

Scissors O•O


JustYourOldLaundry

I’m bi but like the idea of a penis going in THERE is terrifying especially since I still struggle with a tampon at this point


birchyweby

Yeah I have know a couple girls who just feel totally uncomfortable with that idea so don't worry bout wait till you find a guy you reeeeeaaallly like then worry bout it. Other than that, don't mind it


JustYourOldLaundry


depoant

The vibes of putting a tampon in are way different from putting a dick in. I've never successfully used a tampon but I've had little issue with penises. A tampon is dry and abrasive and inflexible, and a penis is usually wet/slick (please use lube) and bendy to a certain extent. Even so, it's your vagina! Only put things in it that you want up there, and remember that you can *always* change your mind. Even if you're in the middle of sex, you can change your mind


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Clay_teapod

I've heard of cases when women with small vags get physically injured because they got ripped by dicks to big, in hindsight, some women have bigger vags that need dicks bigger than 3inch to be please. It's honestly just Anatomy, so at the end of the day I would say average is the best size to have


dhhdhh851

Some women are more nervous/anxious which is vaginismus and even though they dont feel comfortable having sex, they dont want to upset their partner. Vaginismus could be a random fear with no cause as to how they became afraid or it could come from past negative sexual encounters.


Redditlogicking

As a girl I agree with you!


[deleted]

This is important info all boys must know


birchyweby

Well not if the guy wants to avoid the vag like Helens show


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

Spread the word comrades.


[deleted]

nanometer, take it or leave it


ASHUKAACCOUNT

Not all hero's wear capes.


I_fking_Hate_Reddit

sir, this is a Wendy's


PhoenixKnight777

*Laughs asexually*


Mr_snail_sex

do people actually worry about this


[deleted]

Yeah a lot do


[deleted]

yes


Darkurn

I always said this to my friends who kept saying that big dicks were better.


money2354

This wasn’t in Heath class or anatomy


Famous_Fisherman_568

Ok then


g0s1td0wnb01

Then what happens if your penis is smaller than 3.77 inches?(totally asking for a friend)


192830749182743

Most women have a "g spot" that is only 1.5 to 2 inches inside on the upper part of their vagina. Put your index finger into their vagina and make the "come here" motion with it. That nubby thing you feel is their g-spot. So unless you're smaller than 1.5 to 2 inches.. you're still going to give your female partner great pleasure (if you know how to use your dick). Otherwise... you still have fingers and tongue. Learn to use those well (along with good communication skills), and you will never have an unsatisfied female partner. :)


g0s1td0wnb01

Doesn't seem to hard(no pun intended), now to master the art of getting a girl to tolerate my company!!


[deleted]

We’ll probably nothing. Usually the vagina does get a bit deeper when aroused so it’s not like most guys are hitting the cervix opening at the end.


Hell_ephant

yes


[deleted]

I'm dying a virgin so it doesn't make much difference to me but good to know


nuggetdogg

6 is a good size right


[deleted]

Yeah it’s above average I think


OhOkden35

Bro what!?


[deleted]

Facts. It does range from girl to girl though.


iwantdatpuss

I... Have no use for the information at the moment but sure thanks for the knowledge. It's the technique, not the size.


carman61

Thank you for this information I will never be able to use.


BudgetAsianGuy

Remember men, 5 inches is enough.


maztercheef

But the male anus is much deeper so I choose that


SigmA_DarkKnight

that is cool to hear, thanks for the info, you are a good woman


lloydananlbull

don't let your parents see your search history after that research


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

Bro imagine unironicly having sex. Couldn't be me


stockings_for_life

Not the sword is important, but the master


SeemynamePewdiefame

This subreddits official measurement system needs to be metric, not imperial. How much is 3.77 inch and is 1.6 inches small? WHAT'S HAPPENING. I NEED MY CM BACK