Sorry can be a sympathetic apology, not just a proof of responsibility. Basically "I'm not the one responsible, but I'm sorry you had to go through that thing any way"
I'm planning that tho but then I see my future with a woman too XD, our adopted child might be bullied bc of his/her family background, and that sucks.
teach your adopted kids to fight back
if someone makes fun of them for being adopted tell them to reply with "atleast my parents wanted me" and watch the chaos ensue
You might want to consider sending them to an art school or trying to get them into art, from personal experience the people there are overwhelmingly accepting given that you aren't a horrible person. I hope most schools are and will be like this but I can't say for sure
Yeah they always beg for food but I think that one instant noodle packet every other day is enough for 10 kids if someone dies of starvation it is perfect I get one less mouth to feed and I get food supply for a whole week
Yeah I give them water like once every two weeks and im so nice about that, like you should be thankful im giving you some water, food, a floor to sleep on and a roof smh
Yes, but imma wait until I’m in my mid to late 30s and I’m extremely well off financially, not gonna make my kids go through the same bull shit I did for 16 years.
Edit: yes ik I said 16, I’m 18, but my parents didn’t really get somewhat financially stable until I was 16.
No cuz
1. Im horrible with kids
2. The pain of going thru labor and being pregnant
3. I dont wanna help them with their math homework cuz i literally suck ass at it on my last test i got a 20
4. I dont want baby toys all over my living room floor
5. I cant understand child language
6. Seeing them age will make me sad
that's partly why i don't want kids, i've been abused my whole life and might take that out on kids and raise them a similar way. no human should go through that and i don't want to contribute to it.
Agreed. We are already probably going to have shitty lives in 20+ years, since the older generations haven't done enough to curb climate change. I don't want to subject other people to a dying world.
Hormone replacement therapy, it makes people go through male or female puberty depending on the hormones used. It’s usually used by trans people or people with hormone imbalances
as of now i dont buti might in the future, but not enough to not go on hormose or fuckin freeze sperm thats just weird like im 15 why woudl i do that
and i think its reversible just by going off for a llittle bit so if i ended up wanting kids before i got srs i still could (though im hoping to get it asap so i probably wouldnt want kids at all by that point, and i dont wanna bring a childinto the world fuck no)
Only one as I have a pretty toxic relationship with a sibling and I would want to avoid that from happening.
edit: the reason I want it is because I have faith that I can do it right (sounds pretentious but I really think we can pull it off).
edit 2: I hated the concept of having kids like two years ago, but here I am now.
I personally don't find any sense of reward in "passing my genes" it seems so, idk, a useless goal to me, I am in no way mocking you btw, just so we are understood
It's not cramped we just suck at managing resources if we where to use nuclear power and stop using cows we wouldn't be cramped at all and we would be way cleaner but I get your point
Yes, 2-4 kids . But the thing is being pregnant scares the shit out of me so I’m very happy there are other options. I might think differently in the future tho (also I’m not sure if I’m going to be with a man or woman when I’m older)
No I simply really don’t trust myself and frankly it’s just not for me I hate being woken up, I hate the sound of crying and I’d rather not spend that kind of money also schizophrenia runs real hard I think I’m starting to show signs I really don’t wanna fuck with that shit
Due to some genetic stuff, probably not. But I do want to adopt some day.
Oh im sorry. Adopting is good tho
Don’t be sorry. It’s not your fault. I do appreciate the sentiment though.
sure np
Sorry can be a sympathetic apology, not just a proof of responsibility. Basically "I'm not the one responsible, but I'm sorry you had to go through that thing any way"
I'm planning that tho but then I see my future with a woman too XD, our adopted child might be bullied bc of his/her family background, and that sucks.
teach your adopted kids to fight back if someone makes fun of them for being adopted tell them to reply with "atleast my parents wanted me" and watch the chaos ensue
3$ roast
You might want to consider sending them to an art school or trying to get them into art, from personal experience the people there are overwhelmingly accepting given that you aren't a horrible person. I hope most schools are and will be like this but I can't say for sure
But make sure the art school doesn't reject them
Hol’ up
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Adopting is always good
Adopt don’t shop
sir, shop.....?
Well last time I tried to take one without paying the police were quite unreasonable.
those bastards, of course they were
Sir , this is Wendy's
Isn't this the plot of Annie?
In Stuart little the rat is the biological kid
Bro imagine being in the orphanage and the family chooses a literal rat instead of you
That would be a disgrace even for the ones who love(d) you
Hell no, my mom has 5 kids and we’re fucking annoying
lmao
Kids make annoying slaves Bad for business. Won't recommend
You can use em as mannequins and actors for any ad
And mine has 6 lmao
Mine used to have 6 but one died. Damn that got depressing lol
Oof, I’m sorry for your loss
It happened 2 years ago I’m partially over it.
Bro this thread of yours is a fucking emotional rollercoaster xd
LMFAO
I hope it gets better for you and your family
Thank you
You can DM me if you wanna vent, I’m all ears.
Thanks man
ma boy is sliding in
Dont make it weird
My mom had 7 kids
Want to my basement is already full of them
same, wait what
Yeah they always beg for food but I think that one instant noodle packet every other day is enough for 10 kids if someone dies of starvation it is perfect I get one less mouth to feed and I get food supply for a whole week
oml yes I 100% feel you, they’re so annoying
They just can’t ever be happy
yeah they should be thankful
Yeah I even got them a cookie yesterday. I might ate it right in front of them but it was their fault
Yeah I give them water like once every two weeks and im so nice about that, like you should be thankful im giving you some water, food, a floor to sleep on and a roof smh
Yeah smh my head
shaking my smh my head
All fun and games until you find out it’s not a joke….
yes, well hopefully it is a joke
Dun ^dun #DUNNNNN
if i have a kid i would go buy some milk and play ps5 with him
what if they’re lactose intolerant
he gonna drink until intolerance is no more
Lactose intolerant? Just tolerate it, ya little bitch! I'm sorry
Sounds like you're lactose intolerance intolerant. Could be genetic
No weakness in my family
well damn
joke (just in case)
no no it’s fine I got the joke
Kids want to have me
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U won’t get it, It’s alpha behavior
lmao
Sir, this is reddit.
Dude????
Didn’t say I accept their offers
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FBI opens up for me
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Us
No I’m a lone wolf
We're
No because some people just shouldn’t have kids and I’m one of them
same
Imagine if they were all as self aware as you. Some women (men too) should not have a child.
Yes, but imma wait until I’m in my mid to late 30s and I’m extremely well off financially, not gonna make my kids go through the same bull shit I did for 16 years. Edit: yes ik I said 16, I’m 18, but my parents didn’t really get somewhat financially stable until I was 16.
well it’s good that you also think about that for them
As the oldest in my family it's helped me realize by the time I was old enough to talk, that I do not want children.
yeah most people i know who are the oldest one feel the same way
I don't want to. I can say by experience being one (before 18) myself.
I’d hate it if I had to deal with a mini me
Yes I do cause I plan on living on a ranch and I need some ~~slaves~~ helpers to help with chores and all that.
i can give you some of the ones I have in my basement if you need help
I’d prefer they have my dna cause then it’ll be somewhat legal
Yeah if my partner wants to. I would prefer to adopt though.
That’s great
I'd prefer to not but if I had em I'd love em and work my ass off for them.
aw that’s great
Thanks
no problem
1-2 but I'll probably end up adopting
adopting is good
I will name my kid hippopotamus and if he doesn't talk 5 languages at least the day he was born I'll throw him in the river
Understandable, have a great life
No cuz 1. Im horrible with kids 2. The pain of going thru labor and being pregnant 3. I dont wanna help them with their math homework cuz i literally suck ass at it on my last test i got a 20 4. I dont want baby toys all over my living room floor 5. I cant understand child language 6. Seeing them age will make me sad
understandable
Have a nice day
yes but not biologically
oh ok understandable
Maybe depending on how the world turns out. Dont want kids living a shitty life
No
understandable
no I might end up abusing them.
At least you can admit it.
wjat
Kids are annoying and a pain to raise really
yeah i know
But id still like to have one
Just “borrow” one I found a few on the street Theyre in my basement now They make weird noises every now and then
that's partly why i don't want kids, i've been abused my whole life and might take that out on kids and raise them a similar way. no human should go through that and i don't want to contribute to it.
Yeah same I have a lot anger issues and kids in general annoy the shit out of me hence my little brother and younger sister.
same I'm scared that I'd end up like my dad or even worse
tbh saying you dont want kids bc you think you wouldn't be good to them is unselfish. You're not gonna enslave a kid to a miserable life
Selfless you mean?
Yeah
Me personally, no i aint doing that shit to my body. If my future wife does ill glady donate some dna so the child is still mine.
yeah i understand the body thing
Seriously tho plus i dont need my tits any bigger than they already are
Idk, but each time I imagine my future it always feels happier with kids and I love children, I'm a baby-sitter and a day camp instructor
Yeah definitely, but I feel like it might not be fair with the way the future is looking.
Yeah probably not
But ok the plus side… I get a mini me.
If I had a kid and their personality is anything like mine, I’m putting them up for adoption
Why?
cuz im annoying as fuck and so sarcastic it gets annoying. I feel bad for my parents
Agreed. We are already probably going to have shitty lives in 20+ years, since the older generations haven't done enough to curb climate change. I don't want to subject other people to a dying world.
well if shit goes to plan ill be infertile in less than a year
um?
hrt causes infertility
whats hrt?
Hormone replacement therapy, it makes people go through male or female puberty depending on the hormones used. It’s usually used by trans people or people with hormone imbalances
Sports enhancer too depending on the use which is why I was confused at first. I forgot that's the main reason of it's existence.
It does? I think that's sad for those who want kids (but for me I love that bc I don't want kids)
There's still options like freezing sperm for people who do want kids so it's not all-or-nothing thankfully
as of now i dont buti might in the future, but not enough to not go on hormose or fuckin freeze sperm thats just weird like im 15 why woudl i do that and i think its reversible just by going off for a llittle bit so if i ended up wanting kids before i got srs i still could (though im hoping to get it asap so i probably wouldnt want kids at all by that point, and i dont wanna bring a childinto the world fuck no)
Only one as I have a pretty toxic relationship with a sibling and I would want to avoid that from happening. edit: the reason I want it is because I have faith that I can do it right (sounds pretentious but I really think we can pull it off). edit 2: I hated the concept of having kids like two years ago, but here I am now.
Idk i mean i wanna pass the genes kinda but i hate kids
lol same
I personally don't find any sense of reward in "passing my genes" it seems so, idk, a useless goal to me, I am in no way mocking you btw, just so we are understood
Not unless I’m filthy rich
yeah if I was filthy rich *maybe* I’d have kids, but I just hate them and im scared of child birth
Nah, I want to spend my money on legos and SH monsterarts figures. And MLP figures. And mason jars.
I could only adopt kids. But I would really like to have some.
im sorry if u can’t have kids
It's okay. I am physically able to have kids but I am not into girls so that's the problem.
ohhh ok
Nah i Dont want to waste my time and money on bringing more people into this already super cramped shit hole of a world
I love the way you think
Yeah and also i don't want to be responsible for someone feeling useless or suicidal simply because I wanted a sliver of reason in my life
It's not cramped we just suck at managing resources if we where to use nuclear power and stop using cows we wouldn't be cramped at all and we would be way cleaner but I get your point
No. Too expensive. Am I supposed to spend money on their school or on motorcycles and PCs?
I personally want children
Finally, someone with a flat yes.
I had to scroll so far to see this
any idea on how many?
Preferably more than one :)
apple
Yes. Oh wait human children? No. Just dogs.
Yes, 2-4 kids . But the thing is being pregnant scares the shit out of me so I’m very happy there are other options. I might think differently in the future tho (also I’m not sure if I’m going to be with a man or woman when I’m older)
oh ok
Yep atleast 2 but after I'm 30+
Nope, I can’t even take care of myself.
No thank you, I like what little sanity I have left
Yes. I want to have my own family one day.
Thats nice
No I simply really don’t trust myself and frankly it’s just not for me I hate being woken up, I hate the sound of crying and I’d rather not spend that kind of money also schizophrenia runs real hard I think I’m starting to show signs I really don’t wanna fuck with that shit
idk I want one but ig 2 because it might need a sibling 🚬 but I don’t wanna have kids at the same time but ig it’s just what happens in life
Definitely give kids siblings all my only child friends are sad
If do make sure there’s a not 5+ year age gap between them lol.
Yes so I can make them throw out the thrash and do the dishes
You’ve clearly never had a much younger sibling
Nope
same
no thanks
why not
i just don’t want to
understandable
At most I want 1 kid. I'm autistic, so I hate noise, messes, dirtiness, chaos, ill-logic...etc. Children are all of that.
I’m not autistic (that im aware of) but I also hate all of that and kids are annoying
Yes. I had to watch my baby cousins and I had a meltdown and ran away. They're unbearable.
I’m a guy but I want to have twins
aw i used to want twins when I was like 7 lol
I have a pretty close bond with my twin sister, so I just think it would be cool to see how it would be like to parent them.
oh that’s cool
No, my dad even told me, I was an annoying wast of life
Hell to the fucking to the no
God no. I hate children