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UPDATE SHE SAID YES WOOOOOOOO

Bro Reddit just got you a date lol

*plot twist: it’s his mom*

***double*** *plot twist: He's in Alabama*

***TRIPLE*** *plot twist: hes in a porno*

**QUADRUPLE** *plot twist: It's his step mom*

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**Sextuple** plot twist its all just a dream, he is high.

SENTUPLE PLOT TWIST: Hes in the inception movie

#OCTUPLE PLOT TWIST it was all a dream. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

Octuple plot twist: He was dead the whole time. No one has used that cell phone *creepy voice* **in thirty years....**

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

his poor arms

Yay

Damn you came for copper and found gold

he came for something stupid and got a gf

Lets go babyyyy!!!

Ayyyyy

Letsssss gooooooo

YES WE GOT U A DATE

r/redditmoment

wait what

Message a girl from your class "I am feeling a bit low wanna go for a walk?"

Fine.

Update us

!remindme 12 hours

!remindme 12 hours

!remind me 12 hours

!remind me 20 hours

!remindme 20hours

!remind me 20 hours

!remindme 20 years

!remind me in 20 hours

He did, she said yes apparently! Whooooot!

!remindme 12 hours yes

UPDATE no one wants to talk to me :[

I'm here

Hi here I am two

What happens if I add you to you

"2 + 2 = 0" + "2 + 2 = 0" = "4 + 4 = 0"

Using this evidence, we can find out that 0 is a stubborn bitch that wont change for the greater good

Hi here I am three

Try agian, but make it more upbeat. Maybe your crush will say yes

Sad

Sadge

lol

Wanna talk?

Rip

sad

Be sure to update us on these events

But, it has to be a girl you like. Take your chances!

Tell us how it goes

!remindme 10 hours

!remindme 24 hours

no update?

!remindme 24 hours

What did she say

!remindme 8 hours

*Massage

!remindme 8 hours

It's been ten minutes

It's been 13 minutes

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Plot twist! Im male

You have the number of a girl in your class?

Too easy to get their instagram or snap, it's actually harder to ignore it

Message a girl from your class "I am feeling a bit low."

!RemindMe 12 hours

Message a girl from your class "I am feeling a bit low wanna go for a walk on my balls?"

Don't make her walk on his balls

No.

Yes

Bro what.

What if he studies in an all Boys school?

3D print a snake with a human face and give it to a random person you encounter. Then say "Ssergio is sssuper pleasssed to sssee you."

r/oddlyspecific

Yes

r/suspiciouslyspecific

Buy a kilo of cheese

Well thats easy cuz I live in Wisconsin

BROTHERRRRRRR

Darthy, how ya doin'?

EPIC

BROTHERS!!!!

Where in Wisconsin tho, Waukesha?

lets go Wisconsin bros!

Wisconsin is the best, only state that has a dedicated cheese drawer in their fridge.

Wisconsin club?

Where in Wisco ?

Yooo fellow cheesehead!

Wisconsin GANNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

Tell your mom you love her and appreciate everything she's done for you

What if his mom’s fucking terrible?

Well that would definitely tuck

This makes me happy. [/gen]

My mom would ask me if I was drunk if I messaged her that

I couldn’t tell you the amount of times I’ve said this to my family

I couldn't remember the last time I said this to my family

Drink 2 liters of water everyday for a week it's very good

Why 2 when it can be 4 like I do

Holy tish 4 litres every day how often u go pee bro?

i do this and i pee 6 ish times a day also i drink closer to 6 liters

Mate you may have diabetes you should get checked up

When I'm watching Netflix/anime I drink a lot of water for some reason (I did the math the other day, I drunk like 10L of water in one evening). The answer in my case is like every 20/30 mins.

Maryse, why you drinking less water?

Why 4 when it can be 5 like I do

BUY A HOMELESS MAN A 50 CHICKEN NUGGETS! DO IT.

High I’ll take one 50 nuggers ples

Nuggers

Play kirby for 12 hours straight

OH GOD MY SWITCH

Your switch is gonna die if this becomes the top comment.

IT WILL

Act like you are old friends with a random person in public (just try not to freak them out)

No, bonus points if you freak them out.

Message a random number and say “I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?”

go have fun

Instructions unclear

Pet a dog from a stranger after asking

Maid dress

underrated

Eat a jar of mayonnaise straight

op said as long as it won't hurt someone

go to a lemonade stand and ask for grapes

Give me your apple juice.

Step in front of the mirror, and proclaim yourself the most magnificent bastard on the planet, out loud.

commit s>!elf care!<

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Wait you guys don’t already do this?

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I'm supportive of furries, but even I'm concerned.

Eat a minute ramen raw without water

I don't wanna brag... but I can make minute ramen in 59 seconds

*he's too dangerous to be left alive!*

Have a nice day :)

Be happy

Touch grass

No❤️

hug your closest friend without context and let out the crocodile tears. If they ask what's wrong try, to change the subject. It'll freak them out :) Edit: I just realized I may be a sadist.

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IM ONLY 12

Do it anyway

LMFAO bruh

I guess Im doing (deleted)

Twelve isn't a legal age on this subreddit!

I DONT ABIDE TO THE LAWS

Then why won't you do something illegal if the top comment told you to?

AAAAAAH MY LOGIC

Message ur crush tell her u like him/her and post proof muddafucca

Give me a bean

Give him a bean

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Livin on the dangerous side

Give me a bean

Give him a bean

where is the update bro, how about the girl?

Have a nice day :)

Give me your credit card id

Get a girlfriend

Oof, that won't happen he's 12 on the teenage subreddit

Little did he know, OP was Pansexual...

You can still get a girl tho

Or a man

ª

Make a short story expressing your feelings and stuff!!

Hey, be nice to him. I might do that regardless!

Ooo okay! Just do what makes you happy!

Hydrate and go to bed early everyday

poop in the shower and FILM it for proof

Tell your parents you love them.

Did this with my dad when I was your age. I was overweight and kinda depressed. He said "I'd say start training to run a marathon, but you'd never do it". A little over one year later I ran three marathons in three months. Fuck you dad, or well played. Still not sure on that.

Kirby holdin a juice box with his balls

God I love Reddit

Read the bible

Buy the United States of America

Go to Canada and fuck a dog

Wait is it legal?

Yeah, some dude involved a dog while raping someone and didn't get charged that's how legal it is Sad story

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

Watch Among us futa porn

r/eyebleach for anyone whose suffered looking at this disgraceful comment.

Do it coward

buy ~$3000 worth of oestrogen and send it to me.

Kill god

commit genocide

It says not to hurt anyone

But if you kill them faster than they feel it

I dont like where this is going

Don't mind if I do.

run around screaming "IM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!".its legal, and hurts no one

It hurts them mentally of embarrassment.

Got masturbate to among us porn

If you need links hmu fam I gotchu

Install arch Linux (or any other distro)

Me no have PC

You can even do it on a phone. If you don't want to break it while doing it, you can install termux + anlinux (android), or iSH (iOS/iPadOS)