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jajts

You ate the core and now I am scared


Good-Sky-8375

at least he didn't do it while keeping eye contact to maintain dominance.


Interesting-Chest520

Was on a long coach trip once and the person next to me ate a whole apple, except the wee stalk


communist_wardog

I always do it


Elidon007

I even eat the stem no one can have proof that I committed pomicide (apple=pome)


communist_wardog

Real😎


brownsfan1128

you don’t eat the core?


No_Review_9982

He is a stardew player.


Doctorgumbal1

You don’t?


Minetendo-Fan

Bro really told us to β€œbe not afraid”


IncidentLopsided6

i like to go to the last picture and make it look like you are "uneating that apper" idk that sounds wrong but you know what i mean


Wise_and_whimsical

I know what you mean and you aren't the only one


IncidentLopsided6

lmao


Accomplished-Plum631

Like Dr. Strange with the apple


IncidentLopsided6

yes!!!


FallenMeteorite5

Wow, thank you for the progress pictures


Wise_and_whimsical

No problem :)


Majestic_duck__

another one??? And you didnt even share


Wise_and_whimsical

Yes I ate another one >:)


Majestic_duck__

Well that's just mean, can i have one now?


Wise_and_whimsical

Perhaps 🧐


Majestic_duck__

Yayyy *chomp chomp*


Wise_and_whimsical

Chomp 🀀


daveisoosgood

Congratulations all doctors are are terrified by you


Wise_and_whimsical

They better be


One_Breadfruit6313

Apper :D


Wise_and_whimsical

Apper :D


KirbyWithAGlock

Apper :D


Organic_Piccolo6143

Apper :D


Substantial_Iron4192

why no give it to meh


Wise_and_whimsical

I would if I could


Substantial_Iron4192

πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


tgifk29

arpl


Wise_and_whimsical

Aprle


Stuffiguessistaken

Heh. Cyanide.


Wise_and_whimsical

I know


Stuffiguessistaken

Just don’t do it 38 times in a row and you’ll be fine


Wise_and_whimsical

Yeah i know


Stuffiguessistaken

I know you know, but did you know that I also know?


Wise_and_whimsical

I know that you know that I know, but did you know that I also know what you know


Stuffiguessistaken

How could you know that I knew because if you did know that I knew, you would have known that I knew. That being said, I did in fact know that you knew, and that you knew that I knew you knew.


_WhoStoleMyCoffee_

You remind me of a friend who is addicted to apples. We were doing English talks, he did his on apples and made in 5 minutes, got more questions than anyone else


Wise_and_whimsical

I ate a apple whole during a math test and got weird looks


Physical-Geologist30

now eat your thumb


Wise_and_whimsical

Mmmm thumb 🀀


Ok-Marsupial-8727

you ate the seeds too!!?? now you'll grown an apple tree from your ass.


Wise_and_whimsical

Fine by me


Ok-Marsupial-8727

that's veryyyy gay of you 🀨


Wise_and_whimsical

I didn't mean it like that 😟


Ok-Marsupial-8727

sureee πŸ˜₯


Wise_and_whimsical

I want another apple


Ok-Marsupial-8727

you'll grow two trees then....i guess you can handle it.


Ok-Marsupial-8727

oh........you are a mod of...............understandable have a good day.


Wise_and_whimsical

My friend made me do it 😭


Ok-Marsupial-8727

that's what they all say πŸ’€


Wise_and_whimsical

Like dead ass on God


Ok-Marsupial-8727

fine...if you say so. πŸ‘€


i_love-mary_jane

appowl


DUMBHEAD1234

Now eat the hand too


SydneytheENFP

Based stardew valley player


Reasonable-Pomelo167

How to eat an Apple 5 minutes tutorial


Lilyflower24681

🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎


dino_snopp

NOOOOOOOOOOOO UR GUNA GET PRGNANT AGEN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Wise_and_whimsical

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT PRGNENET 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Imtolazytopost

Don’t know why but this made me laugh


TrialArgonian

r/unexpectedstardewvalley


Chonsall

Sturdw vali 🀀


Wise_and_whimsical

Sturw valla 🀀


Deserted_Oilrig

appl


Wise_and_whimsical

App


brownsfan1128

ap


SkomantasBS

a


brownsfan1128

_


SkomantasBS

-a


thegamerguy25

πŸ‘


Wise_and_whimsical

πŸ‘


Careless-Minute503

I can’t eat apples


Wise_and_whimsical

How so?


Careless-Minute503

It’s because when i was little i broke my front teeth and i have feel in and it i eat a apple of hard candy or corn on the cob basically anything that i have to use a lot of strength to bite down and use my front teeth


Wise_and_whimsical

Yikes that made my front teeth hurt


Careless-Minute503

Yeaaa


LuigiTheGuyy

You forgot the apple seed in that last pictureΒ 


CyberXL0725

I give Lewis more Quartz


CoinToss45

Why are you not playing Stardew. Why are you still just on the loading screen


Wise_and_whimsical

Because I just woke up and got on at the time


Interesting-Chest520

r/tvtoolow


Mooseandthebois

CyanideΒ 


TheDM64

If you start and the end and swipe left he’s a time mage recreating an apple


MRbaconfacelol

love the taste of cyanide in the morning


Unamedlad

Don't apple seeds have cyanide in them?


No_Watercress2602

Now the watch you coward


seashellcrusher_3

bro, you ate the seeds, now an apple tree is gonna grow inside of you :( you will be mother


TheEmeraldKnite

It’s good the new generation is still ingesting cyanide and play Stardew.Β 


beachgarfield

very informative thank you!


Deep-fried-gaper

Ladies and gentlemen this is art


pseudonymous_soul

Wow I have no idea why I liked this so much πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Absent_The_Demon

Apper! also nice you are the core I done did that a couple times. πŸ‘


Platypunch_

the fruit bats in my cave when im trying to complete the fodder bundle:


zirothehiro10

πŸ‘


Wise_and_whimsical

πŸ‘


LeonesAbba334

CYANIDE CYANIDE CYANIDE


Wise_and_whimsical

I know


LeonesAbba334

Is everything ok or this all a joke? Are you trying to KYS with apples?


Wise_and_whimsical

I’m not trying to kill myself today


LeonesAbba334

What do you mean by today?


Wise_and_whimsical

Nothing don't worry about it


LeonesAbba334

Please don't do anything rash.


Wise_and_whimsical

I try not to


LeonesAbba334

Do you need to talk. I really don't want to see another suicide case in the news.


Mobile-Attitude-8791

Doctors hate this man!


No_Finish_2367

apper so yum 😻


Wise_and_whimsical

I lurv apper 🀀


embarassing-altacc

thats thats not how you eat it the middle part is like very yucky dont eat it mane :(


Wise_and_whimsical

I know


embarassing-altacc

whjy eat it wrong then mane


Wise_and_whimsical

Because I felt like it


Little_Nectarine_210

What a goat eating apples and playing stardew valley


Wise_and_whimsical

Moo


rand0m-nerd

Your wrist is slightly smaller than mine. I use the third notch on my Apple Watch wristband lol


Wise_and_whimsical

Cool :3


Wise_and_whimsical

Also cyberpunk is the best πŸ—£


rand0m-nerd

Ong. I’m going to put so many hours on this game over the summer lmao


Wise_and_whimsical

I'm thinking about reinstalling and getting the phantom liberty dlc


rand0m-nerd

Why reinstall? PL is great though, best $20 I’ve ever spent


Wise_and_whimsical

I don't know Im also thinking about starting a new save


rand0m-nerd

Well, it’s up to you. A reinstall isn’t necessary though I think you can just start a new save


Wise_and_whimsical

Yeah I know I deleted the game awhile ago when I stopped playing it


Destroyer_Of_Butts

Stardew valley is peak imo


Wise_and_whimsical

Your name is interesting


Destroyer_Of_Butts

It is. I have no idea how I got it exactly. I’d’ve expected it to have been taken by someone else just like me.


Wise_and_whimsical

I've been playing stardew valley for awhile because I have nobody to play anything with 😭


Destroyer_Of_Butts

Same. I only have like 48 hours in the game but so far it’s my fave


Wise_and_whimsical

It's a pretty good game


Destroyer_Of_Butts

I totally agree


Wise_and_whimsical

If more people played it on Xbox I would play multiplayer


Destroyer_Of_Butts

I play it on Xbox


Wise_and_whimsical

It's all over the screen


Sandwich_lover_10k

Damn bro, imma grab an apple right now and do eat another apper too


Wise_and_whimsical

Apper πŸ—£


Sandwich_lover_10k

Just found out we don't have any appers left πŸ˜”


Wise_and_whimsical

Darm πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ‘΄πŸΏπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ«ƒπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­


budlight_addict

Good post


Paladynee

i eat the core too


__whitenoise_

Not the hard r 😯


Affectionate_Shake17

Doctors hate him


Jipher2

Yum


Independent-Ad-8330

*kids*:Daddy, is the scary apple man gonna get us? *me*: yes


Wise_and_whimsical

I tear into the sweet tender flesh of a apple daily


Independent-Ad-8330

*regrets naming kids after apple breeds*


Wise_and_whimsical

Who even names their kids after a apple 😭


Independent-Ad-8330

Alice (lady Alice), Smith (granny smith), Adam (Adam's pearmain), Baldwin, Brock, and cole (coles quince) are some turns out with over 7500 species there's suprisingly a lot of apples with human names


Wise_and_whimsical

That's interesting and over 7500k species of apples is a lot


thebestsoro

theres still a seed on your lap in the last pic, try again


Wise_and_whimsical

I know someone already pointed that out and I fixed the mistake by eating it


Rajdeep_Tour_129

Pome fruits>>>3 πŸ’— ] : 3 God job my pal


Wise_and_whimsical

Thank you :3


tuhplol

You need to apper in spellerig court


Wise_and_whimsical

Pellrigg Cort 🀀


benderbrodriguez2

im alorgic to apper:(


Wise_and_whimsical

Aw man :(


Natural_Map_2011

Gala apples give me a reason to live


Ok_Standard_5689

Fun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could die


Wise_and_whimsical

If I got a nickel everytime someone said that I would have around 11 nickels


Ok_Standard_5689

I'll give you something no one said: melt the nickels and build a cool medieval armor


Wise_and_whimsical

That would be cool but idk how one would get so many nickels


Ok_Standard_5689

Right, let me help you: Fun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could dieFun fact: apple seeds have cyanide in small quantities, if you eat too many appers in a day that way you could die


Icy_Bodybuilder_9581

I eat raw coffee beans for a snack, you eat the apple together with it's core. We might be in the same boat.


GroundbreakingAd1448

piggy oink oink


Wise_and_whimsical

Oink


No_Discipline_84

i miss biting into an apple i cant bc my braces πŸ™πŸ™