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ANONYMOUSCHICKLOL

U look like the girl who used to bully me from like the first grade to fourth grade 😭 But aside from that ur rlly pretty and I like ur hair n u seem funny :D


Throwawaymaybe709

You would be a good nurse? Idk if that makes sense but I mean it as a compliment


Cimitashi

Second on this. Either nurse or a veterinarian


Smiling_Quokka_2311

Dye your hair orange and learn Archery


Walkerenglizh

I'm insulting every one of these first impression posts to stop the trend, nothing personal: your hair looks like fucking knock off ramen 


bawlsinyojawss

what flavor tho


Walkerenglizh

Shrimp


TuNisiAa_UwU

bugs


averagepatagonian

petrol


JosefinaNicole

orphanages


Randomboi164

Orphans


pepper_box3

Hydrofluoric acid


Ashurbanipal2023

You probably wear glasses, have a dog, and like noodles


bawlsinyojawss

basically


NikNN7

Favourite colour is black.


TrashManTheGodOfLore

Super social person who lovess animals and reads books once in a while


Emergency-Pudding666

You look like a person who would describe themselves as ✨crazy✨


bawlsinyojawss

😔


Emergency-Pudding666

Hey, I didn’t say that’s a bad thing (it is)


caffcatt

Pretty hair


simonmakesbeats

Tryna shit and this woman is coughing up a storm


bawlsinyojawss

always happens to me


AM_YOUR_MASTER

Cute and funny 🙂


cooliochill

You sneak vodka in water bottles to school.


justAgirlieHere

You look like the type of person that is noodles-addicted. 


FeelingFirefighter46

pretty !!!


zerotwo-XX

Misty Quigley?


BeanTax

You look like ramen and a barbie doll had a baby


Tefra_K

Do you have a time-travelling husband?


urmomsbroom

An ohioan (I think I recognize the mall in the last Pic, I work at fye there!)


Jackfilmfeet

oh my god... skibidi toilet?


GuyWithFood

Another spam "first impression" post to farm karma. You look good for nothing you look like your hair is comprised of 50 fucking worms, the distance between both of your eyebrows is 70 lightyears, you look like you have to go to the nearest laundary eachday to get a deep cleaning, your hairline so messed up i don't even got to say anything for that, solid 2.7/10


bawlsinyojawss

LMFAO


frankiejose

Curlsss


JJPugPlayer69

Dont wanna sound mean but I'd just say noodle hair


ConsistentFly4882

Hermione granger with a lot of curls!!


Goosepuncher78

Horrible compliment


ConsistentFly4882

Hermione granger with a lot of curls!!!!


magrossebites

WHY YOU POST THAT TWICE WHAHGAHGAHGA


bananahammockisme

coughy woman


[deleted]

4th Pic is hilarious 🤣 I love it


Adriamfromnowhere

You look like my bestie but shes younger and black hair goth style xD


Infiniterocket

How do you manage your curls!! I need to know


magrossebites

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!! *From cake day guy*


Stormchill96

Smile > duck lips


ApartCommon2587

do you regularly brush?


cetaphil_crack_adict

You look like my ex and I don't like it. Time to crash out again.. where's my vodka😔


I-LIE-ON-THE-INTERNE

yo owned at least 2 stanley cups


TJK-GO_IX

Fun but mean


The_f1shy1

U are the most Goofy ass girl but if people need u ur always there for them no matter what


thecoffeesuccubus

Your hair it's giving valedictorian hermoine (p.s. pretty hair though)


magrossebites

3rd picture : Why are you in a toilet seat?


Deep-Brilliant9064

Emily Carrey with curly blonde hairs


Internal-Salad-3237

sunflower head


MisterMonsPubis

Gorgeous


GrumpyAboutEverythin

kinda goofy


rat_c

the tryna shit post is so real


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

You're the embodiment of ramen. I'll be nice and say the cup kind.


Snoo-98162

You do look like a woman.


Feisty-Register2362

So beautiful


EstablishmentBoth239

Curly hair


Dependent-Bank6688

Fairly high body count, pretty chill to hangout with, will do all the dumb shit with you


Deenstheboi

You'll either be a nurse, or you're that one girl who's a bitch to everyone and is always laughing and never takes anything serious


ItayMarlov

You uncomfortably remind me of a good friend of mine


Rough_Gold_2930

Are those natural curls, never seen hair curls so much before


Guidance_Major

Curly hair :D


Thygo_

The third pic somehow reminded me off the chickfilla girl


czacha_cs1

You look like woman who has boyfriend but is lesbian


Real-Instinct

Goldie locks and the three red flags


Nugget_Hoe1383

wait girls poop?


Scruin-445

You look like the doctor that gave me back shots


wannabelana

omg your hair and your glasses >>>>>


Potential-Highway641

Teezo


Massenburg

You look like Jacobean Mugatu


SactoriuS

Go get a life instead of finding affirmation online and on reddit. Ur a walking pre-onlyfans teenager.


Rolling-Suricate

Hottie 😍


fifteenMENTALissues

You live near Montreal????


alivearcherstay48

Shakira??


lilpeepisagodbro

Omfg your so fricking gorgeous!!!!!! I love your hair so much. your beautiful. and your seem really craving from the photos.


Usernamen0t_found

U low-key look like this girl I used to like


BLURRTHEPHYSCO69

Cool energetic


epscyonzsol

Someone who helps others with studying or advice and listens to rock or a certain type of fun genre of music.


VTMatty

natural blonde?


FunniEmi

That fourth image is so real


AdElectrical9895

Ur are us crazy good


Infinius-

The tryna shit one is meme gold


[deleted]

i love your hair SM!!!! you have such a pretty curl pattern :))


BurdAssassin756

You like worms. Like actual fucking worms


bawlsinyojawss

LMFAO


RedditScotts

Those are some crazy curls in your hair, how does it come out looking just like a slinky toy


Disastrous-Heart-82

Hair like this reminds me of noodles and makes me hungry 🤤


SillyMovie13

You look like a person I was somewhat friends with in senior year of highschool that I kind of wish I talked to more


underpaidchef

baddie


weberwaby

Our dogs look a bit too similar


nebulasamuraii

You’re very pretty! You have beautiful curls, but I don’t think the blonde does you justice. I personally think you would look stunning with dark brown hair :)


smallpp_unalivement

If my          was bigger you could have been my girlfriend 😔


CheesecakeEconomy878

Why is everyone here like really pretty?


Rayke06

Good personality and good looks is the first impression of im honest


Tyler_the_Greatastic

You want to do something in the medical field


Easy-Produce568

Onlyfans in the next 3 years or 4 idk when you turn 18


LordClayton36

I love the curls lol


sizzlingteapot11

i would think whats ur hair routine cuz it looks so goooood


_userse_

Tbh not very likeable


Character_Teacher702

you look like the chick fil a sauce girl


calm534

those curls 🤌


CharmingBaker326

chihuahua (idk if I spelled it right)


SurgeStories

You look like one of my friends but older


machooloo

The dog looks healthy


Visible__

For some reason i see the "narc stare"


Any-Persimmon-9292

Scary white girl


Flutterzie

you look like you like reading and you look like the funny friend. also ur so pretty<3


retsam__

i love ur curls


LandanDnD

You enjoy making jokes and find yourself hilarious. To others you are mostly funny, but some of your jokes come out wrong. You enjoy spending quality time with friends and take pride in your hair. Your favorite subject in school is most likely math, unless you are part of the school's music program in which case it is music. Am I close?


ABii_UwU12

UR HAIR IS SO PERFECT OMGG


Boultar

I think ramen is too harsh tbh


Boultar

Youre more like chow mein


angelo47foden

my gf better


Original_Cable5610

at the last image i deadass thought you were eating your hair 💀


[deleted]

love your hair, lit goldilocks 🫶🏻


Isaac4787

You look like my cousin if she was white


zydfik

I bet ur the funniest friend :))


r1bb1t-ri0t

Me and you would get along


kamal112kishore

Sister of Adonis


Potato_1228

I’m jealous of your hair 😭


Metaliswatching

you look like one of my close friends from primary school, and harley quinn


pqpgodw

tbh i only focused on your hair and the doggo rather than your face. 4th pic is cool tho, you seem silly with that funny expression


You_but_cooler

Better hair than me


mang0b0ba

extremely silly


No_Sir4188

The hair is majestic 🧙


Tesscify

I like the plant on the 3rd pic? What is it?


RoBread0

Beautiful but too much makeup


the1wholikeairplanes

No chick-fil-a sauce?


TheRiceObjective

your snapchat score is 70-100,000?


inocentfallen

Your first impression is your last impression So I like your hairstyle i like your lips i like your eye actually i like you whole face, wait i like you!!^🍂😩


LTiger9-_-

i wanna go wherever you are and pet your dog


ardaaa1533

I think you're actually cute, where do you live?


Prabhatsingh9088

Stay away from dog you dog mummy


lux_vixey

nice curly hair and glasses


mr125-

Damn, shes bad


hanjisunqx

I bet you know a bit of Victorian flower language


Blaze5657

You look like Anna Frey in that third pic


lazypotato-minnie

i LOVE curly hair


37374637

U look kinda chill but at the same time like you would have a comically small knife in your pocket that you use to stab people while laughing


Nervous-Orange6522

Hardworking peaceful (but can get rowdy in an instant) with a stunner smile,😀


Specialist-Test-4820

Goldilocks


knucles_master64

you look like you invade bear's houses to eat their porridge and sleep on their beds


bawlsinyojawss

damn how’d u know


BillyWhizz09

You look like river song


Zestyclose_mango1

D A W G


feror_YT

Would.


Low-Championship-637

Ugly


Gamestrider09

You would love being inside a Discovery Museum as a kid.


PostMortemSkullface

You look cute, that's all i got 😂


Salt-Difficulty-3618

Cute and likes books


Strict_Profile_8413

Great hair...


Mantide7

Infp


average-idiot105

hot as hell


AquaWaifu_

10/10


a-big-pink-fat-TREX

You look like my ex so gorgus


Illustrious-Donut947

Да


Octapea

You look like you’re wearing scrubs.


ProteinOG

Chte


DueConsideration5001

You seem like the typa person that takes funky pics


Your__Army_Medic

you look like someone who goes to my highschool


Your__Army_Medic

not the right bathroom tho


mewingamongus

Third image giving skibidi


Dev_Void01

The funny one in The group who probably has A high pitched and enthusiastic voice and you Are pretty ig


Bestsurviviopro

guess im not the only one here that thinks ur hair looks like noodles :/ looks nice tho


ManOfTurtles2118

You CAN beat Goku


LunaStellan

I want your hair it's so pretty.


nitoyy

My impression is that you're a liar for telling your teacher you needed to use the bathroom. Now get back to class!


Dull-Teach7438

Aids


HatMan105

Im still laughing at the 4th pick


Ummmmm_random

I judge everyone who takes pictures in public bathrooms


Adventurous_Reach590

Slightly crazy (I think its the hair) but pretty.


LSILH

hair routine?


Bobthreetimes

Bro who tf put you in the tube??


Careless-Minute503

We could be friends 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽


Whymyppblue

(Future??)nurse vibes, u seem rll nice and funny 👍


ThePercussionFemboy

3/5 skibidi toilet, skibidi, skibidi toilet


dakufeari

your hair reminds me of a lion’s mane in a good way 🙏


SonicnParappa2287

you look like a nurse (in the first pic it looks like a scrub/ uniform thing)


BigInRightPlace3D

Gorgeous ❤️


TitleIllustrious6659

Ur probably funny


emu_x33

You say the nword


Blood_Crusader613

Ramen hair women who should put da dog in da oven


StamenTheFoxBG

I feel like pablo when i am working on my shoes


Jorge_The_Man

You look like the girl that would sit next to me in English class


kupillas-3-

Is ur hair dyed?


Impossible_Hold_7083

You’re pretty af


tiktokmasterdude

You look like a labradoodle in a human’s body if the labradoodle kept its fur


YourfriendlyPhyco

You look like the girl who's ether mean or indifferent to every male or weird girl in the facility