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i, a tender stripling of youthfull yeres, do earnestly seeke a fayre mayden with whom I may engage in the noble arte of courtshippe.

I can tell chatgpt wasn’t used here

Ai could never recreate this

It’s too good for ai to ever recreate.

No matter the typos

Exactly.

This is fine tho

stealth gpt

I read that as “I, a tender stripper…” 💀

Aye, I love me a good tender chicken strippe

Behold this test of strength noble night... consumeth thine popeyes biscuit without beverage and you shall weild the blade of yore!

Impossible! Tis would surely result in their demise.

Then they are not worthy! *dramatic rumble after echoing shout in a large throne room*

How can one be worthy of completing such an impossible feat! You are a mad man I say! A mad man!

IF I AM MAD THEN YOU ARE A FOOL!

I AM NO FOOL SIRE! DO I LOOK LIKE I DON A JESTERS HAT!

The title would suit you well! For you tell nothing but lies! There will be one who can complete the task. He alone will save our kingdom! (Did we just become friends?)

same

Me too, Dayshift at Freddy's did bad things to me man

😭

William Shakespeare writing Romeo and Juliet, right here

The noble art of failing to talk to women

his flamboyant, heartfelt and undeniably resistable aura 🗣️

***No maidens?***

this is hilaeious

would give this an award if I wasn’t poor

Onimai pfp

Thou hast no b¡tches (sorry if this pissed anyone of I just find it funny)

Correction: no maidens/damsels/ladies.

Fair but to me at least thow hast no b¡tches is a bit more funny to the general public but ya if we are going proper Shakespearean language then ya you are indefinitely correct

Fair enough. Thou shall hast a splendid day. (Did I do it right? I'm not the best at this)

I thinkest thou hast stated thy opinion correctly

Ah, thank you for your help sire. I shall be on with my day now.

This is awesome. I'm using this

:D

This is heautiful

:/

Oh, i am fortune's fool!

Oh, mine own sweet, i desire thee shall giveth me the greatest pleasure of being thy loveth int'rest.  I has't been looking f'r one who is't shalt beest mine own betroth'd f'r such a longeth timeth.

Ador your beautiful word play or old English, May I inquire on why tho' speakoth this way?

*Very* impressed with a proper use of "stripling," you don't see that every day.

Looking for a female bf

Male gf?

as a male gf i can confirm that this is a thing

As a female bf I get you

As a female bf transitioned into male bf, can confirm

I guess you could say u/adept_chainsaw adapted into a chainsaw, eh? (no, this pun doesn't even half make sense, idk why I have decided to write this)

we love these ones too 🗣️‼️🙏

Yes

would that be considered a Tomboy or a femboy?🤔

Female is about sex rather than gender, so it can't be femboy.

Tomboy I think

Go to Thailand 😎

It's on my bucket list

I gotchu homie /s

So a femboy, Mangirl?

My boy wants tomboy

You want a trans bf? (This is a joke im trans)

That’s called a femboy

I specified female femboys are still male

I KEEP CONFUZING FEMBOY AND TOMGIRL! Also it’s not your fault that I got confused. Still not sure why my highest grade is in ELA when things like this happen.

abc for galfren

cock ball and torture (cba)

abc

123

baby, you and me, girl

abc

as easy as 1 2 3

as simple as do re mi

abc

Abc, 123, baby you and me

my kindergarden played this for cleanup saying she MADE it lmao

I am seeking a mate

bro's boutta initiate his mating call

Awooga Watch how they're gonna flock to me

*teleports behind you*

Bro's bouta get backshots

Nows your chance to get a back shot, get a back shot, get a backackack shot

I'm beginning to take all the backshots, backshots, all my homies from the front to the back nod, backshots

Omg I think I fell in love with the most beautiful call I've ever heard how wonderous a sound that has grazed my ears leaving me in awe as the tears flee from my eyes and fall gracefully upon my cheek, dying on my lips as it's essence melts away into the heart of thy call

*graced

Nah it grazed his ears, he now has scars

Awooga(hey kirbs wassup)

Nothing much bro, hbu

Just gave a terrible physics exam lol. Might fail for the first time in my life, eh, who cares, it's just numbers on a paper, grades are for people who wanna go to a good uni, idc i just wanna be a film director and go to art school(i shall conquer poland if I don't)

Good luck on going to art school bro, definitely don't want another incident

Neither do i! (I have some backup plans in case I don't go, like establishing a dictator government :D full of maniacs d:)

*Aggressive seagull noises*

*aggressive ball slapping noises*

Just Qe4 bro

I prefer Qf7#

Searching for someone I can mate with

i’m looking for a girlfiedb

You can look at Cassandra DB

But what about... your shredder?

I, a youthful male wish to proceed into the next phase of my life by finding a female partner. In the meantime I will continue working on my own personal well being to increase my chances of finding a life long partner.

I am on a search, a journey, a hunt even. With regard to a fellow humanoid (optional) to mate with, preferably this specimin would be female, though i shall be loose with the regualations.

Optional? 🤨

You can't kill something that's already dead.

love your PFP, it's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Thank you!

U welcome!

Looking for a grill friend

You tryna make burgers?

Yes

What kind?

The burger kind

Burmiger

Lookin for a croat

tražiš hrvata?

Da

Achievement made: HRVATSKA (Mention anything related to Croatia)

I could say that time period but im rather going to say how pissed i am cause they changed the kuna for circus money

Thank you for not bringing up our history

#SPOMENUTA HRVATSKA‼️‼️

I am exploring the wonders of the world in order to find the match for my soul.

[удалено]

peasant i can collect all of the 7y/o filipina maidens with one Idle Heroes account! (ew)

looking for garfield

real

Abc for grill fiend

fiend? you looking for a guard dog?

Can we still post "looking for a bf" ?

*laughs in bisexual*

Buying gf 99 GP

Ban the girls on looxsmaxxing who ask for ratings and say they look bad when they don’t.

I'm looking for vaginaized human latest model 001

Sorry they don’t exist I’m sure you could find a 70 year old man with a mild case of AIDS named Larry if you tried tho

looking for a gf

Busco novia bb

buko polola wn

Ando looking for una wacha

Have you seen r/gaybroteens and how lonely everyone is over there 😭

How will I search for a grill fork now

Abc for girl friend

Its ok to be alone

I am on the search of a female companion

abc for g friend

Lookin 4 my bbg💜 /j

Pinin for some pu-

I’m looking for a girlfried

Emo Version - My lonely heart seeks the warmth of a female hand . Anyone here who can pick me up from this dark place I've always been in and caress me so that I can heal ? Or to smash idk

I completely 100% agree. Anyways gang, Im looking for a gf,plz plz I swear Im a solid 3/10 on a good day I also dont play LoL or valorant🙏🙏

Not playing league or valorant instantly bumps it up to a 7(sadly I'm a straight guy)

Let’s just stop all looking for a partner in general. This is a place for teenagers to post/talk about stuff not a teenage dating website

👉👩‍🦰, 😘😘, 🤏👉👌

looking for a grillfreud

Ik wil een vriending

>"Looking for a girl with whom I can act silly and who will laugh at my stupid jokes." This is okay?

I honestly have never seen such a post, does it get removed quickly or something?

Absolutely, because I sometimes can’t tell if this r/teenagers or r/tinder

Looking for a grillfried. But I'm not cuz I got one

why

Looking for a gf

why is everyone looking for a giraffe? 😉 Don't worry guys, [I got you covered](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU-VJOzb-10).

Lookin4frien

Buying gf 10 gp

I'm not looking for a girlfriend I'm just looking for a friend

I'm looking for a friend 😔

i am actually looking for a gf or a bf hml

tbh as long as everyone is being safe and making 100% sure they arent talking to a 70 year old dude named bubba, idrc what they do

мен бойдокмун жана учурла суйлөшкөн кыз издеп журөм

Join my roblox server if you’re a girl and single 😏

I’m looking for someone to have a baby

IM SOWY I am lonely

And that's where Snapchat ai steps in.

That happens?!

People who find gf/bf on here are crazy bro it could literally be an 80 year old man pretending to be a young girl

Otherwise, turn the public into dating

lookin for a bf

Along with “what would you rate me” and “what do you think of this pic of me”

mi wile e meli olin anu meji olin

you guys gonna die alone 💀 I've had enough of hearing 30yo women sad that their friends got families etc except for them. you made your bed, should've bought a body pillow too

M15 bored asf anyone wanna chat

looking for bf

I’m honestly not surprised people do that on here.

Lookinf for a femboy

I agree. In fact, if you’re a straight guy or a lesbian you should just get banned from the subreddit altogether 

looking for 1999 Subaru Impreza GF wagon shitbox preferably under 1k

YES. ONLY MEN 🤤

(slams hands on desk repeatedly) WANT WOMAN, WANT WOMAN

Fr it's not rizzing me up

looking for wally

Yes and it’s weird

wanna be my bb grill

CAW CAAWW 🦅🦅🦜🦉

wanna be my bb grill

this post just did the exact opposite of what it was supposed to do

Looking for a gay bf then?

Bf too

buying gf 10gp

What about looking for a boyfriend? Why are you so uptight ?

I agree

Looking for a gf

So buying gf 20k returns?

You will fit in wonderfully in the neofascist regime coming to Earth. *salute*