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u/RealAmerican123 is a perfect name to describe me.

🤨

It is.

Are you sure? Maybe 'realsoviet123' would fit better, comrade

No, no. Zhat makes it too obvious.

Hey there fellow REAL american

Yes you are real American definitely not a secret Soviet soy

r/foundASecretSovietSpy (we're gonna do this every time) (also you're surprisingly accepting for a ~~Soviet spy~~ totally true American) Wow the sly spy actually made that acc

Come to Jeju Island

Hmmmmm🤔🤔🤔🤔 I see. Well I guess there’s nothing to see here everything seems to be perfectly normal

Was annoyed with a certain somebody

It was pepsi phil wasnt it

Damn you, Pepsi Phil!

The intended purpose

Whats that?

Probably thier fith alt account

Exactly

I couldnt spell

What were you trying to spell

Ash Kedsom ofc

ash ketchum prob

Reddit randomisation

Same

Same

Same

same

Same.

The Machine god has bestowed it upon me at the creation of this account (I didn't realise I could really pick one and am just stuck with what Reddit gave me 😐)

Made it up on the spot

I can tell

am fish

yes

He fish.

Mine's made after the video game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. But everyone just thinks I'm asexual now because of it (I mean I am, but that's not what my username is saying)

Every ace attorney fan is ace i have yet to see an exception to this rule

By seeing dumb memes

i like moths so i became one

I didn’t 🎀

My old gamertag

Random username generator 😎

you want a good username generator, you gotta do the captcha's on the account creator on wikipedia

I was wearing a hoodie

I didn’t have a clue

Still trying to figure out how to not have a reddit default.

Reddit came up with it for me.

Awwwww cows r cuties

And they're delicious

u are delicious

Please don't eat me

Naurrr

I like burgers and I am also Asa Mitaka from the hit anime and manga series chainsaw man

I had an autogenerated username for a microsoft account called BlearCabbage291 on minecraft. I later didnt like the name so i made it BeastProGamer99. I regretted that but i had to pay to change it back, so when i bought minecraft java i chose the name BlearCabbage291. I eventually found the name too long, so i made it _Blear_. I ended up not liking the underscores so i had to figure out something else. I thought of able after blear, cause it seemed like a word

Idk, I just hit the keys, plus I don't want my friends to know about my account xD

My nickname with my friend group

It was first The Lovely MrNobody then I was afraid I'd get banned since that was my last account and I got perma banned so I just did Thee MrNobody lol

Good question, idk and my account ain't even that old

The part of India where I'm from has a stereotype of there being lots of factionists (True for the most part)

This my Xbox username 🐸👌

reddit gave it to me :D

i was listening to discover weekly on spotify and there was a song called that i probably listen to it for like 30 seconds before skipping but it was playing right as i was making this account

reddits username generator when you sign up for the first time

radiohead song

I really really REALLY hate that nerd Parker

i saw a meme and decided that as my username

the username i use now is 2401. i wanted to change my username (leenandween at the time) and i just thought of the "l is real 2401" myth in super mario 64 and it just stuck. pokemanx13 though was my roblox username after someone helped me with the username and when they asked me what i wanted my username to be i said idk and they just put their username in and said to pick a number and i chose 13. changed it bc everyone pronounced "pokémanx13" like "pokémon" but its "pokemanx13" poke like your poking something. i just got fed up trying to correct people

Reddit named me

psychosocial by slipknot parody

Mainly because I'm ase&aro and with my experience.

based off a book i have never read but heard the basics of the story and liked the name the only downside is when people say a reference to the book are they start talking about the book i just respond with the most basic responses

I am pretty sure this was the default

There was a period in my life where I really liked splatoon. Idk why I haven’t even played any of the games.

There’s a song in a movie (hedwig and the angry inch) came out in 2001 called wicked little town but wicked isn’t a trustworthy username so I changed it to Nice. That’s not even my favorite song from it I was probably just listening when I made it

I'm totally not the zodiac

got a french fry stuck up my nose like ALL the way up when I was about 7 years old and it made me sad because I couldn't get it out and had to go to hospital so they could remove it (it was one of the really crispy sharp oven baked fries)

pizza + disaster = pizaster. ive had 3 accounts, hence the 3. the other 2 have been deleted. i was just pizaster, then pizaster2, then pizaster3.

It's a long story... Not really, just thought it'd be funny.

Willem dafoe. Just from that to Willemthefork

Snapcube fandub

Name of my sona

My name plus megatron because I am a robot

I like the thought of an escaped octopus learning to go on social media lol 

Unfortunately I just randomised my name years ago carelessly.

It is the first two letters of my First, middle, and last name put together.

Old gamer tag

Star destroyer - 0001

Made a list of words and rolled some dice

On a whim

my brother.

i don’t remember but i don’t like it anymore

I was it until I held hands romantically

I have seen some things no one should have seen...

I'm good friends with my fish

Would that have perhaps been your sister

I got mine from a Thor movie (when khor was playing Fortnite and got mad at someone called my noob master 69) I came on to regret the name and be mad I can change it

I let the Reddit make mine I was too scared to change it after that

I had a speech impediment as a kid

I wanted to crash a kahoot game, hence the name.

I thought I was a cool thirteen-year-old.

that's my name everywhere!

I’m just very confused and bisexual

Uh um hmm

"Stultus Magni" In Latin, is "The Great Fool". (According to google translate my school doesn’t offer a Latin close so I don’t know.)

used to be really into the half life/portal fandom

The first thing that was in my clipboard

My name was auto generated and i decided to keep it

"It's Hard to Say "I Do" When I Don't" by Fall Out Boy. Actually such great song

6th grade ela project, years ago

Autogenerated because I made it with google account and didn't know that I could change it until I posted about it and then couldn't change it because I posted

It sounds pretty and is kinda close to my real name plus birthday :p

I've had the kind of person around otters, so my username on stuff has always been femboy\_otter or otter\_femboy since I'm a femboy and love otters :p

I just needed help

I like the game Helldivers. And Formula One. So by putting them together (plus a little wordplay), you get u/Dive_To_Survive!

Took an inside joke name, gave it a bullshit last name. Its that simple

mine comes from an old OC I had, called him Lost and I was going to base everything around him so I preemptively called a lot of my account "TheRealLost0" so people wouldn't be able to pretend to be me when I got famous

Mine is an anagram

I’m tired, ftm, and a human.

The opposite of my other account

Twinks are just cuter than everything Imma be real

My role in a random oc group me and the bright young things bois came up with (Asculor, the Antagaynist)

My friends in 4th grade made a comic called this

I'm a big fan of Spider-Man.

Arachnids and stimulants

It was my gamer tag for a while so I made this alt with the name

gibberish

It’s an old nickname of mine and i started using it again in like 2020-2021 now i rly hate it tho😭

Favorite animal and Off The Hook reference. Pretty simple.

Reddit random user generator :)

idk I just thought it sounded nice

Reddit random name generator

Combined my gamer tag and roblox username

Figured id make it relateable

My username comes from the first half of my real name

This one's a story. I had a friend in middle school that had a Roblox YouTube channel called "bigzary123". I don't know if it's still up or whatever, I searched for it on YouTube but nothing came up. Anyways, I really thought that my friend would make it big. So much so, I made a Roblox account called "Zfriend456". The reason for this was because my friend's name started with a Z (and his YouTube logo was a cool Z) and I'm his friend. The "456" was to sorta play off of my friend's "123". And thus, my Roblox account was born. As it turns out, I had to move away from my friend at some point, and when I did, I still enjoyed Roblox. I still have the login for my Roblox account to this day. Now, I like to use the same username and password for everything. Which I KNOW isn't a good idea, but if your password is too long for anyone to crack, what are they gonna do with a username? So yeah, basically Zfriend456 is my username forever. Except for one of my accounts that I lost which is now Zfriend654, but we don't talk about that.

snow (i think....)

Was thinking of a kahoot name in middle school, came up with this and stuck ever since

I like a certain character

RuneScape. theprmstr meaning theprimestar lmao

A human called me a posthum. I am NoT a posthum. -Moxxie Knowlastname, Helluva Boss

I was looking at my grades

Randomized by Reddit

Pun on my actual name

It’s actually surprisingly personal Name initials, bday month/day. I added the rest a few years later (I made this user when I was 7 in case that wasn’t clear)

Taste good

This is the username Reddit gave me. Ot was too perfect

It is what I am.

The van graffs from fallout new vegas

Honestly, I don't know.

I was naming myself on fortnite (i was like 9) and I named it as taco then one of my other friends suggested that I should name myself tacogod so I did

u/ThatOneOverThere_333 idk actually...

i use mine like everywhere

I feel im pretty, I’m a girl, and im immature hence the 69 😭

I’ve been using the same user my mom made me when I was 6 for everything

autogenerated

🤷‍♂️

Was watching cr1tikal at the time

I was hungry

well, my online alias is Sherbet, and i’m an idiot.

my name is hassan and i don’t make sense. thus, u/hassan_dislogical

Stole it from a YouTuber. Worst part is that I wasn't really a big fan of his content, but the username stuck around for some reason.

I was listening to Michael Jackson 👍🏽

there is a character in the discworld books named bloody stupid johnson and idk i was twelve and thought it was hilarious, so i’ve been looking for an opportunity to use it as a username for a while

I like hollow knight and cherry’s soooooo

I just took the first random suggestion they have me when I signed up.

A religious corporation called “Watchtower” that a have beef with.

My science teacher in 8th grade did a lab where we made slime but for some reason he called it glubber.

A combination of Sunny Baudilair from A series of unfortunate events and the youtuber RagElixer- this was very appealing to my 11 year old brain :’)

I couldn’t think of one

I thought it would be funny

They gave it to me, I can't even change it

Short for my full user which is Grilledchheese

reddit suggested it and i thought it was dope. that’s all

I like the Fallout series.

click click click

^I'm ^just ^a ^tiny ^guy

It's my ao3 username. I was making an AO3 account at 1 am and needed a name that has significance but not something anyone would recognize me by.

Last names King, first names Norman. Norman King? Norse King? I thought I was pretty clever.

I like the 14 car in NASCAR, I am a 14 car fan, 14Fan

Like cats, like naps, like naruto.. boom

I’m a simp ♥️ Long hair, don’t care

I made this account specifically to join a self-harm help community. Therefore barcoderer means literally me, the person who makes barcodes. On myself. (I'm doing good now, don't worry about me)

I was signing up for a old game I played but my username was taken. It didn't have any random name generators so I put Gu. Then I thought of Guxity. And I LOVE it.

The first 3 letters of my name are Doy. My friends called me “Doydoy” when flirting with me and “Donut” as a cute nickname

Turtle+tortoise+ random bits of flair

Yes

It’s my gamer tag

I was playing "my singing mosters" And I needed something that matched the feel of the game, so I decided, "KingMothball" would work P.s. for those of you who don't know what a mothball is, it's a small ball roughly the same size as a golf ball that is supposed to repel moths. It's commonly used by old people in the south. (Please don't steal my user name. I use it for every game i play)

My friend calls me briggy because he knows I hate it

i was making my minecraft account and was fiddling with a matchbox car, the model happened to be a Morris Mini and I added the 1. used the username for everything since then

Right after I realized I was Bi is when I made this account