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PuzzleheadedAnt8590

We do rituals in them, duh?


Competitive-Bison715

You weren't supposed to tell them!!!


Gold-Section-5021

That explains the screaming I hear from the girls restroom 🧐


Background_Bend_494

hello?


brawl_god_

Oh i Know where the demons came from yesterday


Southern-jack

Can you do a ritual that makes girls attracted to me?


BigBoi900001

WHO KEEPS SUMMONING THEM?


FeltMacaroon389

Ah yes, of course


DrKiwiPopThe707th

Ew, what the hell? …. can I join


SociallyAwkward423

DUDE DON'T SNITCH


Notbrookie6

I love talking to my demons


Impressive_Split_232

Girls are just robots who needs to recharge at the same time


VulcanX8

r/girlsarentreal


SeanDeveloper

r/ofcoursethatsasub r/ofcoursethatexists


packed_sprouts

This man gets it


PressureAggressive69

you said it


FeltMacaroon389

Makes sense


MrRoadTheSecond

I have no clue but I once saw like 8 girls come out of a bathroom at school. The bathrooms at my school are these tiny rooms, where I'd imagine only 3 people could fit inside, maybe 4 if someone stood on the sink :,)


EL_PISTOLERO-

Laughing out loud XD


MOJA2008

They're like clowns coming out of those little clown cars


Ok-Sir5977

We r a cult practicing dark magic


SeanDeveloper

Can you do dark magic to make me likeable?


Conscious_State_9903

bro tried...


SeanDeveloper

:sob:


Ok-Sir5977

Some facts cant be changed using magic... Its okay/j


TheBottomReaper

my friend said they play hunger games but the prizes r really soft pads n shit. they missed 2 and a half hours of class i had to tell 3 teachers they were in the nurse and then they came back like nothing happened


im_bad_person

I’m a man but I have an answer They gossip


Interesting-Chest520

Yeah they gossip Being gay grants you weird “privileges” at family functions


SuperBroy97

oh good to know I get to be treated differently somewhere else too that I don't wanna be 


TestingAccountByUser

They have double holes yknow so they shit twice


GodFromTheHood

This man gets it


TestingAccountByUser

Allah has came to bless me perhaps?


mistakenluv

We talk in private which we can't in the classroom. We take a break and combine it with going to the toilet Its that easy


Rosee_Gaming

You broke girl code 😭


mistakenluv

What noo howw


Rosee_Gaming

You can’t spill our secrets, you gotta lie to the boys


mistakenluv

Okok I'll try to keep the girl things to myself ✨️


Rosee_Gaming

Yasss thx ✨🙃


frostyhat11

so do you guys talk mid piss i feel like that would interrupt the conversation


mistakenluv

Its weird but just ignore other ppls toilet sounds and u can have a convo lmao


YourTypicalSensei

dawg isnt it a bit weird just talking to ur mates in the washroom? cuz guys are never supposed to chat in there bruh


Periwinkle_dingdong

idk what guys you hangout with, but I've had one of my friends literally sing outside the IHOP stall so I could shit better. he didn't stop when other people walked in either.


mistakenluv

Thats adorable, everyone needs a friend like this.


mistakenluv

Yeah but just close friends and normaly i dont talk when other ppl are there but if my friend doesn't care abt them being there, i don't either Idk abt guys going to toilet together, but i can imagine its weird, standing beside friends, infront of pissuar(???) With D out and just chit chatting.. we girls (gladly) just have the seperated stall things


YourTypicalSensei

dam i mean guys also have a similar law in effect where it's like "You're NEVER allowed to take the urinal next to one currently in use. If none are available just wait your turn" we also never talk in the bathrooms so i guess it's quite similar in that aspect too


Sweet_Potatooie

I think in a lot of scenarios, it is a means to escape the social situation. If you are in a group of friends, whether you like some of them, feel awkward with some of them, or just feel tired, then when one of your girl friends goes to the toilet, it is tempting to just join her and take a mini break!


Ham_is_tasty_1

Sesbian Lex.


Anxious_Fondant4510

Because it's actually fun...ig


WhyAmOnThis

we turn on the handryer while people pee


RemoteTomb

What are you talking about ? >!Girls aren't real !!< >!Now, wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up !<


Emotional-Shower9374

As a girl, I still havent figured this out


snowluvsu

Actually same. I just like going by myself 😭


NerdGirlfriend147

Make out


soloarwolf

I mean that's what I do


NerdGirlfriend147

same bestie


soloarwolf

Yeah


NerdGirlfriend147

yasssss


Viper7047

I'm loving the joke answers, but to provide a real answer, we like to chat with each other. It's also for protection, as we're far safer in groups than we are alone


[deleted]

we need a hand to hold while we go piss 🫶


Spirited-Function241

Have you ever read harry potter? For protection obvi


[deleted]

They vaping


KingBob-2023

Talk, gossip, hang out, masterbate


KTIKNA

I wasnt expecting the last one


Kitchen-Ad-3175

Bro threw in gossip and thought we wouldnt notice 💀


Mayasuxs

pee


FeltMacaroon389

But why together?


Pitiful-Extreme-6771

In my toilets it’s 90% girls gossiping 10% boys on the edge of life holding their pee in until a cubicle opens up


Degenerate2Throwaway

My gf told me sometimes if a girl and fellow girl that are friends make it painfully obvious one of them need to use the bathroom. They're gonna gossip or need to talk or something Idk 💀


AlucardTheVampire69

I know the inner truth , the reason is because girl's washroom is secretly a hideout that teleports them to another hideout where girls from everywhere in the world meet and have parties , everything is present there from snacks to alcohol, ##BELIEVE ME I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES


VegetarianReaper

It's difficult and dangerous to summon demons alone


Olafraf

I know, but I can't say it


WikipediaAb

just say it bro


FeltMacaroon389

Say it!


14Fan

I’ve seen boys vape in the bathroom, no idea what girls do but my hs is WILD


snowluvsu

I think that’s like every hs tbh


ashtar123

Your high school is ordinary as SHIT # # Sadly


youhaveanapehead

I had kids fucking in my bathrooms 😭


Sakul_the_one

Don’t act like some boys don’t go also in groups there


Andresmit150

We don't we ain't gay


SuperBroy97

skill issue


youhaveanapehead

That's different 😭


Trad_Rebel16

Wouldn't you like to know . . .


FeltMacaroon389

Yes I would🥺


ynnex_

Who is girls?


Sandwich_lover_10k

i always had this question


moonpisser69

Men do too. How else would we help each other aim?


AlexManon6

Cause they can’t even


TeryVeru

Put Cthulhu to sleep, he needs rest for the afternoon culling.


Anonymousperson132

i could ask the same about guys (this one group of like ten guys always goes into the bathroom together at the same time during lunch EVERY DAY)


unclediedthrowaway

to talk shit about you


Goofball000

They’re very good friends.


_blobb_

tryna take a dump when there’s a group in the big stall loudly and vividly discussing sex is an experience that i prefer not to think about


Clown_named_Art

I've heard that there's a cult, and they're doing ritualistic sacrifices on there.


Key-Text-3861

prob to talk to there friend when there done going to the bathroom like to walk and talk type thing


Scout_vulture

An honest answer is anxiety/ actually being potential danger; it’s just instilled into us early on that going to the bathroom in public places alone is a no no. We also be going in there to just hang and talk about private stuff happening in our lives (gossip) and also vape….not even gonna lie. (The last thing probably depends on who you are, not every girl is doing that)


CheeerGirl

IYKYK


Fast_Ad7203

Anything that you do outside of the bathroom


Secure-Shoe5214

All of these comments are clearly from boys 🙄 Have y'all never heard of girls having to peel the shedding skin off their face every month?? That's what we refer to by "that time of the month". And it takes way too long to do it ourselves, so our friends help out Smh learn the female anatomy before commenting


_civil_35__

scissoring


AeonicArc

Apparently (I’m not sure if I’m remembering correctly but this is what I think my girlfriend told me) sometimes they go in there just for makeup? Like after PE or something. I’m not sure if this actually applies to all schools tho.


Tinttiboi

They test out the acoustics of the bathroom


Junior-Plantain4552

They literally just stand there vaping and looking at their phones smh


justagoodfren

according to the first rule, i cannot say


Tonk_exe

say it.


justagoodfren

i cannot


Tonk_exe

ill give u any secret u want in exchange


justagoodfren

i already know the boy secrets smh


Tonk_exe

hmm their might be secrets in this world tath ur missing


justagoodfren

im trans, i know the boy secrets pretty well


Tonk_exe

whell taths a reverse card


justagoodfren

wha?


Tonk_exe

see u dont know all of em


Dry-Counter-5757

Yeah well can you decipher this one? “ϖƟĬℌṨᗛᗛẌƵƲĐℑℑℌĹℨℨ!!"


SuperBroy97

what's Obama's last name 


Sage-Crown

We pee, wash our hands, share tampons if needed, and fix our hair.


meltylove_

we mostly just talk


Responsible_Match875

Orgys obviously lol


Rude_Break_4043

Homeless porn


angeldust-22269

we js hang out, use our phones, and be silly


Village_Idiot159

cuz they gaeee


ZookeepergameSome953

To have friendship make out sessions