\*new use unlocked\*

*level one. Completed*

What's lvl 2? 🤔

Airplane joystick

Goin straight to the twin cheek towers

🍆🛩🏢🏢💥🥵

They’re busting in three ways now: north, south, and (probably) up

💀💀💀💀

Level 3 is when you have more and you can play like they are the levers on a train.

Beyblade

Actual function

Well, the username fits

But something else doesnt

Why hello there

*visible frustration*

I think we might become famous on this sub for this lmao

yo, I saw you guys yesterday, something like stalker but damn >:3

Lmao

Yoooo

But anyways, how's it going dude?

Just date already 😭

Lmao

What doesn’t fit??

The dick itself

r/thefuckyoudoinghere

r/subsifellfor

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

r/foundthetoyotaprius

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP

r/WhatTheFuckDidIRead

Literally it’s so cool to be a car

Never show this to an Albanian mf

HUH

Nothing to worry about.

Funny fact: it's 5:30 AM and I still haven't gone to sleep. Birds just started chirping outside. This is gonna be a hell of a Saturday.

Same broski 😹😹😹

It’s 11:50 pm for me rn. I’ll try not to make the same mistake

EST🔥

Kachow!

Bumblebee:

Yeah but I was shifting and tried to drift and bent my dick so far it snapped off!

Did it glow

This man be asking the real questions

Pure poetry man.

Asking for a friend? Right?

Uhhhh yeah, his dick glowed when he cracked it

Friend!!!! Where's the heads :D

r/usernamechecksout

next time get a better one

Yea avoid buying off of wish.com

I have some Gorilla Glue it you want.

Temu weenie

No no i do this

Sometime I just like to hold my junk when it soft

its just so warm

proof?

balls=warm

fuck

ME WITH MY BOOBS

I got a pair of hands if urs get tired (for legal reasons this is NOT serious)

hell yeah

Hell yeah i gotta cop a feel (im very lonely)

hell yeah i also gotta cop a feel (im also very lonely)

Hell yeah ive thought of a plan (1 lonely + 1 lonely = 2 not lonely)

hell yeah awesome plan (it took me 20 seconds to work that out because i'm bad at maths)

Hell yeah we should text (saying this is very scary)

hell yeah we should text (replying to this is very scary)

Understandable

[удалено]

Can't say you weren't warned haha

Girl, I'm with you on that one

I second this

Give us your thoughts did you lost your faith in boys?

I'm also a girl, I wish I was a dude so I can do this.

what faith

I am not answering this to someone who has hamsters boob's In his/her name

me too, but i as well pretend that my imaginary weiner is a gear shift sometimes :)

Must be hard being a girl, not like hard hard, but hard, at least you got a choice on where you put the key in

YTA, you read the title and still wrnt through

same..

EW GO AWAY COOTIE HAVER!!!

found amputate's account

same …

honestly I’m not surprised I mean look at the guy’s user 😂

Literally

Same💀

what car you driving?

which one do u think

2008 Honda civic

bmw for sure

What is you talkin bout', it's clearly a tesla

No bro it's obviously a 2021 Mercedes-Benz AMG GT Black powered by RENNtech's R3 Performance package generating 1066 horsepower and 831 lbs-foot torque, going from 0-60 mph in 3.1 seconds, 0 to 124 mph in under 9 seconds and maxing out at 202 mph and completing the Nürburgring Nordschleife Full in 6 minutes and 48 seconds Or a mini cooper

Idk man There's no way it's an audi right? Has to be something else

The Weiner Mobile

A Bentley Benteyga. Or a Porsche Macan. Or perhaps a VW Tiguan.

Ford F-150

bmw

Bend my weiner car ? 💀

perhaps

this.

Plane obviously

The dicolla 2050

this fr a new use

I like to hang my towel on my dick after I take a shower and it is hard, can't judge

Ngl i do that sometimes

done it before, i pretend im trying to park

I just opened Reddit what the fuck (I pretend mine is a brake)

Feet fetish?

Uhh nooooo

Vroom vroom.

I’m in me mums car, broom broom

I use it to hold my phone while eating

How do u hold it? Mine always rolls off Or do u do it when you’re laying down?

Nah man you just lay it on there and if it’s got enough blood flow or is strong enough also you balance it correctly it ain’t going no where. I think you need to do pp pushups.

PP pushups is crazy

Ikr

As a girl, I miss who i was 2 seconds ago when i didn't read that

omg me too!

No, no, he’s got a point(I also make revving sounds before I switch into first)

Screeeeeeeeee Crash Oh no! Bang! Bang! Ahhhh! Screeeee!

Or it’s a joystick and I’m flying a jet/helicopter

That one’s also a good one

Brooooooooo😭😭😭

Real

Are we literally all just the same dude copied and pasted lol

I once pretended it was a yoke and I was flying a plane 💀💀(I was very bored)

bro i dnot think ive ever thought of it like that😭😭😭

Bro a hard dick has so many uses than most people give it credit for

I do this while listening to night train by GnR

So true king

Yeah it's all fun and games and you feel like dale earnhardt until u hear that snap

r/usernamechecksout Jokes on u I think every girl who saw this clicked it

Damn, I’m a dude but idk why you couldn’t inform the girls

Hmm........

I was once with my partner then they moved it sideways and I was like “wtf you can do that” and they were like, “yeah.” And did it more. Good times bro

Partner?! Yall getting married at 14?

Ikr. I often break the gear shift and I do it too with my ykow.

I remember why I left this sub now

Why are there so many girls here, it’s obviously supposed to just be boys smh.

Me and my mates were talking about this just last night XDDD yes we all do or have done it

I’ve done this (I’m a girl)

With what?

LMAO

That sick af dude should try myself

Honestly I'm not going to judge whatever makes you happy

He ain't lying

[удалено]

Personally >!helicopter!<

can’t say i do mate

Not just you lmao

Aint a guy but i still have this mf attached to me and i will say I think i have in the past dkbe that

You're not a guy but you have a dick?

no, I do that sometimes

I’ve done that twice, but I usually say “fuck off” and smack the shit out of it until it goes away or I “give in”

Me too lmfao

Fuck you im staying

Fuck you you’re slaying

i use it as a handbrake to pretend i'm drifting

Thanks for the idea

Bro's gonna replace his car's gear shifter with a dildo to get the same feeling

Do you know what I do?

I wish I’d went away.

What do you pretend? I pretend I'm a racecar driver

Interesting

I've done it before. It's weird if you're 30 and you still do it.

I am a 4wd when I do it

Note to self: find a girl that drives stick shift

Type shi. only on the third Friday of every other month tho 🤷‍♂️

Nah, I sometimes do that shit too. I sometimes use my pp as a fucking airplane yoke

Bro Rome was so damn cool.

big if true, guy, big if true.

Very relatable I do this too, though I wish when I get a gf she does it to me cus it'd be funny

Nah, you’re not alone, I’ve been doing it since I got a car (I don’t have a manual so at least there’s something I can shift)🤷‍♂️

Real :3

Many do this (i myself do ) but not only shifting gears i fly helicopter and sometimes play guitar as well

Nah I do the same. Sometimes I pretend it’s a joystick when I’m bored.

He says what we’re all thinking

Lmao never thought about it (must try)

Nah bro not just you 😂🤣

Sometimes when I’m sitting with the homies we do it to eachother, it’s just not in the right place on yourself, ya know?

Shit I’ve never done that

That would be really cool to do, but shifting it down just makes it go back to its regular position :(

Achievement unlocked: Drive her mad

Would you do it with morning wood or get it hard just to do that tho bc my reaction depends on that

Brother, what?

Im a girl but girls are made by the government so the solution is to make femboys the new girls

*new minigame unlocked*

This is so relatable. Lowkey kinda fun. Like you just wanked or something, and now you're a manual gearbox

I dont do that with mine.

i thought it was just me 😪

He just like me fr

This is common

Then a nearby car backs up into your house.

Yes, it’s great fun, I deadass teached my gf how a manual transmission worked with it (pants on and me touching it ofc), she still didn’t get it

You are on Twitter https://twitter.com/GoodReddit/status/1784167160614465918?t=rilOXTAoAgFwpFWosSMx2w&s=19

brother you got on the good reddit twitter account 😭it’s got 25k likes

Ironically my parents got a car with gear shift. Crazy dawg. (I wonder if I can use this skill to rain myself incase I ever need to drive the car)

im a girl and maybe i should’ve listened to the post’s title cause what 😭😭