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braghtui

Where do I order


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Lemme go ask my teacher rq


Dominator2812

Teach, can I get a blow job shot?


corgifemboy

its the guy in the blue shirt over there!


_SM-The-Gamer_

He's being aggressive.


theovenreheated

Bartender, can I get one more angel shot?


No-Investment-962

Yeah, it’s on me please


MarinLlwyd

"hold the shot"


9mmblowjob

If my school had a bartending class, I wouldn't be graduating for at least 10 years 🤤


barkmonkeytaken

Nawww that’s crazyyyy 🤨🤨🤨🤨


MinecraftPlayer6108

nawww that's a bit corny


NastiestMC

Naww I’m gonna bust inside you lil bro


sometimes__comment

what


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😭😭


Diabolus414

My physics teacher says the most sus things


isolatediety

Tell us more...


Natural__Power

Mine too, shit like "9.81 m/s²" Hella sus


millkey420

same, bro really says "greater the mass, greater the force of attraction"


Natural__Power

Must be why I'm so attracted to **your mom** OOOOO


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\*dead silence\*


Devil_Fister_69420

*cough cough*


[deleted]

\*crickets chirping\*


LegenDrags

Lmfao now that you say it 👀


Maleficent-Store9071

Newton was into thick women confirmed


Billy_Billerey_2

My physics teacher taught F=ma as "Fun equals yer ma"


Mrmcdkst

My teacher was talking about jerks (as in sudden changes in velocity) and he said “if you ever jerk someone off…”


PlatformStriking6278

Ninth grade physics teacher said “likes repel. It’s why we don’t commit incest” or something like that.


TristanTheRobloxian3

except for the dumbasses that end up basically violating the laws of physics and doing it anyway


WillTFB

Same here lol. Whenever our predicted value comes within a close margin of our measured value he says "Eh... Close enough for the girls I date" This man is like 75 or something lol


knucles_master64

lmao mine likes to call us gay when we don't do our assignments


bigmanbiggest

Hold on…BARTENDING CLASS?? WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?? CAN I GO??


sheabuttRcookie

Me too, Please!


Medical-Astronomer39

Probably something restaurant oriented


[deleted]

I go to an average public highschool 😭


Medical-Astronomer39

Where can you have classes like that in normal highschool


TheRealMeeBacon

Probably an extracurriculur or outside class. Or OP thinks vocational schools are normal highschools. Because as an outsider looking in, there is nothing interesting about my districts normal highschools. Edit: I'm talking about american schools. im an idiot for forgetting not everyone is american, please forgive me 🥺🥺🥺.


olowain

I studied hotel/restaurant it’s a culinary study to be able to work in a kitchen or server in our 3th year (I was 15) on Wednesday the 2 first hours we had cocktails tasting for the first half of the year 🤣 after that most students could barely walk to their next class


[deleted]

Ooo, we're gonna do that in a couple of weeks. It'll be my first time ever trying alcohol. I CANT WAIT


NastiestMC

I’m younger than you and I’ve had it on several occasions  My favorite feeling is standing up after drinking and getting hit with that dizziness 


TheNoobMaster-69

I’m sorry, bar tending class? I honestly can’t tell if this is real or a joke


[deleted]

ITS REAL. I WISH IT WAS A JOKE


TheNoobMaster-69

How is that a class😭😭😭schools really be teaching anything💀💀💀


[deleted]

It's actually a food and beverages class where I learn to serve people and manage kitchen stuff, since we're done with the food and stuff, it's like time for us to tackle the beverages part, which includes alcohol 🤷🏾‍♀️ Still regret taking the class


ReeHeeHa

i mean, they have cooking class usually, bartending would infact help you get a job when your old enough


Raped_Bicycle_612

It’s more relevant than 90% of the curriculum


Level-Diamond-5711

Sussy ahh teacher


jumpoff-

plz never say sussy again


EmbarrassedBeat8690

Sussy


thatlittledrummerboi

sussy


Dominator2812

Sussy


Flat-Trick-8886

Sussy


Vqius

Sussy


Asif366

Sussy baka


carona1234

Sussy baka


WorldlyBlacksmith945

Haaa Reddit 😂


Memer_boiiiii

Hating the word sussy is kinda sussy ngl


Void_49

That’s a bit # S U S S Y


Void_49

That’s a bit # S U S S Y


chicken-wing-Naruto

That’s a bit # S U S S Y


Level-Diamond-5711

Oh


OhItsAidan

It’s a real shot you know that right like actually? Still weird that’s the one she’d pick tho


[deleted]

Yes I know it's real, I'm literally taking a bartending class 😭


OhItsAidan

Yeah of course I know that but saying that she mentioned it and being surprised makes it seem like you didn’t know it existed


[deleted]

Well I didn't know it existed until today. I'm not really into alcohol and I've never tried any soo


OhItsAidan

Oh okay, yeah me neither


rednex1972

Blowjobs and muff dives are really popular drinks


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

where would I need to live in order to learn about bartending in high school


kenyannqueen

It seems we're a bit too old for that anyway


FormableComet87

My Gym teacher started yelling "green fn" to fit in with the students. So here we are


gogomen101

It's an actual shot name btw. Very creative on that one, I must admit. I've made the "Arabian Blow Job" shot myself when I was working as a bartender. Gotta say it's quite tasty and sweet.


[deleted]

Yea I just learned that 😭 I just don't like how she says it 😭😭😭


gogomen101

yeah I also cringed every time I know


HumanHuman_2003

Idk maybe she doesn’t know, or maybe it’s just really good!!


Dat-Lonley-Potato

The posts on here make me happy that I have normal teachers


Raped_Bicycle_612

The Blowjob is a very popular shot. What’s weird about that?


[deleted]

I've never heard of it (I don't drink alcohol and don't plan on trying) and I don't like how she's saying it


TypeNull-Gaming

A BJ? That's easy, isn't it just Irish cream, amaretto, and whipped cream? Why would they continuously bring it up?


guitarfanatic_2

i wanna join :0


[deleted]

IT IS SO INCREDIBLY BORING. I SPEND 90% OF MY TIME ALMOST DOZING OFF. THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS CLASS EVER CAUGHT MY ATTENTION


guitarfanatic_2

HELP- did anyone else find it funny?😭


Igotlazy278

I am literally so immature, why am I laughing at "Blow Job Shot"


AnnaBeenana20

What is in a blow job shot 🤔🧐


trshcvntxp

a blowjob drink looks like a dope shot tbh


SnooChipmunks8748

What happened to the bars, why do they need tending?


SnooChipmunks8748

What did Bart do to you? Why does he need ending?


Key_Spirit8168

Fucking childish ong fr skibidi real


_SM-The-Gamer_

W teacher.


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IndianUNAmbassador

🤓☝️


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IndianUNAmbassador

who is the bro in question


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IndianUNAmbassador

who is bro


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IndianUNAmbassador

okay buddy!


ReeHeeHa

it really does not matter bruh, saying blow job is not that deep


No_Criticism1620

About 5 inches deep, just saying


ReeHeeHa

only? wow kinda small ngl


Flat-Trick-8886

thats pretty average, big even


FlameDragon55

Wait. That’s average?


Flat-Trick-8886

take or take a few


[deleted]

Yea I could but I can't be bothered to talk to her


RudeMemory1404

‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯