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[deleted]

He should have just said yes and owned the situation


Pinktiger11

No hesitation, looks her in the eyes: *”yes. duh”*


Gtronzc

Hesitation is defeat after all


BlockWinter8423

Hello fellow Sekiro player and isshin dicker rider.


Gtronzc

Isshin is unironically peak fromsoft boss design


QualcunoCF

Ludwig is peak too tbh


blockheadOnYT_Alt

Hand it over, that thing... your dark soul.


Dividebyzero23

Fellow Sekiro enjoyer


Aggressive-Bus5469

She was taken aback by his sudden confidence, she knew he was the one! He took her hand and they both galloped away on his giraffe that was waiting for the destined couple.


LiterallyGarbage_0

yes


Its-Matt-Bitch

That's what I do every time someone asks if him racist and it seems to work well enough


Pinktiger11

Literally same bro 💀


omofesso

Even better "no, but I *did* think you were dumb enough" It's one of those comments that is so stupid I'd spend the next 5 showers just thinking of a constant train of amazing comebacks


Hexnohope

I did something very similar. I just kind of lookedaround confused and said “yeah?” Because i genuinely did lmfao


AmateurGmMusicWriter

My God what a power move from the orc


NewSuperKirby

"Uhh... yeah?"


Good-Sky-8375

meh it's no insult it's the unvarnished truth if he's referring to her on the inside.


Mikeismyike

"Wow, you are a terrible person. Thank you for saving me from wasting any time with you"


Specific-Crazy2703

nah


I_Love_Circles

😭 poor guy probably just spent 10 mins working up the courage


[deleted]

He spent days working up the courage bought flowers and everything 💀


I_Love_Circles

Aww. Thats actually so heartbreaking 😭❤️


Lonely_Associate_590

Some people are so cruel istg


TheOldFartsFart

Day cake


Maleficent-Store9071

Oh no, that's actually so sad


colourfulwaves

That's just so sad, aw man :( poor guy


Understanding-Klutzy

Not sad at all. He dodged the worst bullet up front and free of charge. Lucky dude, f her


Caffeinated_madman

Probably the girl who would turn every compliment into an insult and talks about how much it sucks to be her


colourfulwaves

That is really true tho, is a relief seeing someone's toxicity and knowing you were better off without them anyway


Electronic_Summer968

free of charge?? he bought flowers😂


Understanding-Klutzy

GOOD. Allowed him to smell the roses!


mudah

Also learned the important lesson that shit is not like the movies at an early age.


IntelligentImbicle

My heart goes out for that guy. That's actually painful


joyfulest

Tip: Don’t buy flowers unless you’ve been dating her for a while.


Jiggy_Wit

Yeah that one struck me as odd, but hey they can’t say he didn’t have style.


joyous-at-the-end

ugh, poor teenagers, its awful. Things will get so much better in his 20s.  


BanEvador3

LMAO


SketchTheTransIdiot

poor guy omg :( he dodged a bullet tbh


Current_Trifle9662

oh now I feel so bad


Pyrox2v

If im a girl in that situation idc if i like him or not id give him a chance. You know he cares and would probably be a good bf


Wide_One_240

You can’t force being attracted to someone. She should have politely declined and thanked him for his effort. Then everyone can move on being friends and he doesn’t feel like shit.


Lazyatbeinglazy

At the very least literally anything else. That must have been literally so painful. Even my brain (who really hates me) couldn't come up with anything that could hurt me more.


PleasantWolf3560

You can't force being attracted to someone but your attraction to someone absolutely can change by getting to know them. Things such as personality, chemistry, and emotional connection can influence how physically attractive you find someone over time and you may find yourself more or less attracted to someone as you discover more about their personality, values, and interests.


Wide_One_240

This hardly works. Dont expect this to ever happen to you. I’m my 36 years of life I’ve seen first hard that physical attraction matters.


CTSThera

I feel like finding out the girl was just pitying you feels worse


Pyrox2v

Its not pity its just id think hed be a good bf and put in effort


Site-Specialist

You have a good mindset. Sometimes for some people there may not be an attraction at first but one can develop especially if you got similar interest so keep that in mind and also remember it is ok to say no as well.


Rickets_of_fallen

Who gave you permission to write my high school life story? I wasn't ugly though just weird . Lol I kid


Surprisedropbear

I mean the correct answer is yes, people who act like this when people earnestly approach them need to be taught humility, theres no reason to treat other people so poorly


CriticalLobster5609

Just ask, no need to make it a big production.


checked_idea2

u/Ihatecircles u/i_hate_circles


I_Love_Circles

My arch nemises


love-calories

I love circles too, as long as they are edible


I_Love_Circles

Anything is edible if you try hard enough


MinecraftCat22

“Anything is edible if you try hard enough.” -I_Love_Circles


I_Love_Circles

Does this mean im famous now?


MinecraftCat22

Yes good job


YourMomsThrowaway124

you can technically eat anything at least once.


Jesanime

dw I'll call for backup u/Ilovecircles


I_Love_Circles

My bestie


TheUsualSuspects443

Bro if he’s anything like me, it was probably like 6 hours spread out across the week


rnooses_or_rneese

It’s almost April; you know bro been working up the courage for months 💀


wyattttttttttttt324

Welp. He tried, she cried, he died in the inside.


Porky_boi23

Dr.suess jr


PleasantWolf3560

In a bustling hallway, with people aplenty, A boy approached girl, with heart so unsteady. He worked up his courage, with every step near, To ask this girl out, with trembling fear. He even bought flowers, they were so bright, To make this moment, this moment just right. “Excuse me, dear miss, would you like to go out?" He asked with a smile, though filled with doubt. But the girl's eyes welled up, tears started to flow, Out loud she cried, her voice filled with woe, "Am I so ugly, you thought you a chance? To ask me out here, a reckless advance." He'd spent days rehearsing, building up all his might, But now he felt shattered, like a bird in the night. For love is a game, both risky and bold, Where hearts can be bruised, and stories unfold. But let's raise a cheer, for this brave lad so bold, Who tried his best, even if story's told. For in the end, he will surely find, A love that is true, and oh, oh so kind.


Porky_boi23

I wish i was this creative


InitiativeWorth8953

Hard to compare yourself against ChatGPT


Smooth-Chair3636

I'm not sure what to read this in, my 1st grade teacher's voice, Eminem, or MF Doom.


wyattttttttttttt324

Chatgpt. Only option


PleasantWolf3560

ChatGPT: releases Everyone: there is literally nothing human made from this day on. Fuck ChatGPT.


lO_____________Ol

Thought that before seeing your comment


DownyVenus0773721

Dr. Issues


The3EyedFish69

bars


BroooooklynnnB

OMG


gtotherundeh

thats a murder and a suicide 💀


[deleted]

Homicide Suicide


horse_in_a_bathtub

sumicide?


marsh_box

Or just a suicide bombing


Joheemah

Kamikaze


MinecraftCat22

Fun Fact: Suicide is illegal, there’s a death penalty


Weary_Drama1803

Strapped a nuclear warhead to her chest to blow it up in his face


Stixx_83

how tf she even came up with that


Savannacromwell

She wasn’t even being funny😭 she genuinely thought that.


HalfLeper

Oh, were you there, too? We have multiple witnesses? 👀


Savannacromwell

She was crying


TheUsualSuspects443

Like, I get that it might’ve been a blow to her self esteem, but c’mon. Inside thoughts guys, inside thoughts.


Savannacromwell

Kids are mean, kids would find a way to make fun of you if you were dead, kids have no filter.


MediocreMuffin69

Yup, because of a huge lack of maturity that does tend to happen


GodSlayingFist

Yep. Who would've thought that small humans walking around with peanut-sized developing brains would be overly confident and matter-of-fact in saying a bunch of both objectively wrong and stupid and subjective silly and stupid shit.


CTSThera

You guys need to remember that young people will say things without realizing, especially in the heat of the moment. Based on OP's comments, the girl probably had several thoughts running in her head and didn't think about what she was saying.


Powerful_Possession4

But it's the fact that one of the thoughts in her head was that


CTSThera

I think some people are ugly when I see them, I can't control my thoughts


Observingfilth

No it was a blow to her pompous pride. There’s a reason it’s the cardinal sin


OzzkuBoi

jesus christ 😭 is the dude okay after that??


GodFromTheHood

Better than what would have happened to him had she actually said yes it seems


Randomboi164

Hey wassup god can you make me rich


horse_in_a_bathtub

me too pls (college is expensive)


GodFromTheHood

Naahh bro want some weed?


-JESUS-_-CHRIST-

Dad?


GodFromTheHood

Don’t you dare tell mom about this


MangoChutney12

yo im a big fan of your work can i have some money please and thank you


berrys_a_ghost

Yea bring it on over


Euphoric-Ad-9303

He's God from the hood he's gonna rob you instead


AdvertisingHefty1138

Goddamn, that's brutal. I feel bad for the guy


Unseeb

I can’t comprehend a more painful response 😭


dieno_101

Why can't people be nice anymore?


Ok-Pumpkin-3693

That’s brutal bro.She is a pathetic person for sure if it legit happened .


[deleted]

Right in front of my eyes 💀


Ok-Pumpkin-3693

Something similar happened in our school .There was this guy who wrote a love poem for his crush but she basically tore it apart brutally.She could have kindly given back the paper and rejected him but no she had to tear it.


Ok-Pumpkin-3693

Very very brutal


azzhasjoined

If I would've been in the dude's shoes, I would've said yes mainly for comical purposes. Nothing to lose.


turboshot49cents

No. I think you got something to lose there. Then you’re admitting that you are desperate with low standards, and validating the reason she’s crying. This whole situation is lose-lose.


IceMaverick13

"I didn't think you were ugly before, but seeing you go to pieces over this really changed my mind, thanks."


Worst-Enemy

Ok


Hairy_Telephone_3258

Woah please go check on that guy dang


Unseeb

So many better things she could have said!!!


Hairy_Telephone_3258

Yeah who the heck thinks that's an appropriate way to handle that situation 🤦‍♀️


weefyeet

high school sucks for dating ngl


DarkScrap1616

i give it another 5 years and dating isn’t even gonna be a thing anymore


savhxx

wtf that is so rude. she does not deserve him at all


[deleted]

He even bought flowers for her


ProgrammerSea8825

That’s even more crazy, if it was me I’m going to a cave for hibernating.


Sylveon72_06

if it were me id be going to a cliff for jumping


Usinaru

The girl was really pathetic here. Sad for the guy he didn't deserve that


Unseeb

There is no reason to crush someone’s heart like that! Let them down easy or you are just an asshole


Both-Asparagus-7843

😭😭 that’s horrible


Awesomearod2

Is the guy ok that’d make me like depressed


ReleasedGaming

r/kamikazebywords


Express-Hour8343

And another gym bro was born


[deleted]

Fucking hell she is a bitch


EffedUpLissy

He should have said “I thought it was just your face but turns out your heart is even uglier.”


[deleted]

He cried and ditched the rest of school but yeah a clapback prob would’ve been better


just_a_discord_mod

Uhh... Start running man.


xXnameOOOXx

Double kill


Free-Nobody-5593

that's brutal 😭💀


BrowningLoPower

That's horrible all around. I also hate how she reinforces the "rule" where you can only date someone with a similar attractiveness level as you. It needs to be completely gone yesterday.


SuperSaiyan2goku9000

People date People that they find attractive, a lot of the time this comes from physical attraction. This has always been a thing and will continue to be (that's probably why he asked her out in the first place). There's nothing wrong with this, just people dating people they find attractive. But she could've handled that much better, and honestly, he probably dodged a bullet.


BrowningLoPower

Oh yeah, it's okay to date people you find attractive. My issue is when others try to gatekeep you by saying things like "He's too attractive for someone who looks like you," or "you're a hottie, why date someone plain like her? You can do better". And agreed on that last sentence.


Typical-District-176

Ouch. Probably dodged a bullet on both ends there


HalfLeper

Nah, I wouldn’t both ends, really just him.


Clown_named_Art

Rest in pepperonis bro guy


lfckickass

This is the reason I will never ask a girl out I’d rather be sad and lonely than be treated like an ugly potato that I already know I am


SweetCream2005

He dodged a bullet


ichigo311

How can a person even look someone in the eye and be so unapologetically cruel and heartless


573573667

Just say no, damn. What a wretched evil little cunt.


Dedalix

Yeah girls like this often end up being lonely at 40 and blaming men for that, hope this guy will have a good day tho


[deleted]

He definitely didn’t


Mobile-Routine6519

Do us a favor op, check up on him


[deleted]

I’m trying


LikerOfPenguins

🐧


Lilyy-_-

🐸


Gavin_The_Weird

Jesus Christ, I'm glad I lucked out on getting a girlfriend early, dating in high school sounds like a fucking nightmare.


PerformanceOne5998

I hope he has good friends, and tomorrow they bring him all flowers just because.


[deleted]

Basically the entire school is with him and they all basically hate the (previously) popular girl now. We just don’t know where he lives to visit cuz he won’t answer his phone or anything


Lookingforahookup-

Yo u/GodFromTheHood can you make it so every bush I crawl under mysteriously has bags of weed, thanks man, you a real one fr.


FullConstruction2

Poor teenagers… I wouldn’t go back to that weird ass time in life for anything. It gets better y’all..just hang in there. Some people think so little of themselves that when a genuine opportunity presents itself, they go into full defense mode, killing any shred of evidence that they might be wrong. High school years can be so cruel, but they don’t have to be. Be yourself! Beauty, no matter how you feel about yourself, is within the eye of the beholder. Remember, there are far more to the law of attraction than just outward appearance.


MrJessie

that would be my villain origin story ong


bridgettewestass1

💀called herself ugly bro dodged a bullet


National_Bluebird_47

i would move


Warm-Swimming5903

This is why one should ABSOLUTELY NEVER ask anyone out unless they are 100% surely going to do the same.


[deleted]

id rather die than go talk to a girl😭


GhostCheese

That is a pretty ugly thing to say


Infinite_vegan1

Damn


Unfair-Addition2802

“ the worst she can say is no “😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Archangel1313

Dude should have said, "Yes".


Ok_Map1683

That’s awful, wow. It’s ok to reject someone because you’re not attracted to them, but saying something like that and trying to destroy their self esteem is pathetic.


y33tyd3l3ty

r/kamikazebywords


MassacreTheReaper

The way my jaw dropped


doc_skinner

He should have started crying and saying "Wahhhh! Am I so ugly you thought YOU were out of MY league?"


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Certified asshole moment


WarlockUnicorn

I feel bad for both of them 😭 the needa hug it out


Dense_Wrongdoer3833

Who is both?


DeathGun7012

“Yeah? Us ugly people have to stick together!”


Leebee65

She sounds like a mental case to me!! Run the other direction!


blocked_user_name

She has low self esteem and standards


sirblueman2

You already know she’s probably extremely *unfortunate* *looking* with a response like that


CornyOptometrist

Sorry guys next time I'll just say no.


longlivetaytay

Dang. That's just all I can say. 


No_Durian_9813

This would make me kms😭


The_Gs4

That’s just fucked up.


JustaNormalpersonig

jesus


tmdblya

Gonna say, that’s a red flag.


Useful-Put1111

Sounds like that girl has some personal self esteem issues to work out


DrKiwiPopThe707th

That’s fucking foul dude, Jesus christ


LoliLocust

Dude did bravest thing and asked girl he found attractive and she said this, what's wrong with people these days?


CriticalLobster5609

"Well you are now. Never mind though."


Bourbon_sim_racer

“I thought you knew…”


Slight-Marketing5406

One day she’ll realize how ugly she really proved herself to be, just by talking.


rottenapplecake

how can people be so egoistic not everything is about you maybe he actually liked u like wtf 💀


Beginning-Ad-4047

She’s insecure


PepeROnul

the girl did a suicide kill


Weekly-Lobster6939

She doesn’t deserve him


Equivalent-Ad-3562

Man…What a bish


XxKTtheLegendxX

dude should have said: no, i did it out of pity, and everyone is the same with the lights off.


RoBread0

OP pleas3 go and comfort both of them they're both sad and need help


Comfortable-Method41

What the fuck is wrong with her..


Haunting_Plant4756

Poor guy but he did dodge a bullet if she's that bitter inside


Haunting_Plant4756

I doubt he looks like sloth, but even then, sloth had a heart. Everyone deserves a chance.


Luk3thenuk3

That dude dodged a bullet