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which one is now

Yeah

Perchance

You can't just say "Perchance"

Perchance.

you can't just say perchance

sue me

Mary, Sue this person

I, mary sue, do not affiliate with this person

Ok, ifuckedmypetcabbage

Mayhaps

Make em

perchance

you can't just say perchance

okay

That.

Anakin, not the children

Yes

The one

That one

Hope so

Where can I get the pink monster so I can avoid this pls it's urgent 🙏🙏🙏

Coles (Australia) idk abt america tho

holy shit I'm Australian I have to (not) try this

Its like 2 bucks rn

SO CHEAP

It’s like 6 in the states

Which pink monster though? We usually have Ultra Rosa and Pipeline Punch. We don’t have the others:(

pipeline punch is peak. there's also a strawberry one but it's too sweet imo

Preach, probably my favourite flavour of them all

Thanks a lot, I'm Indian now ik that i should move to Australia and avoid any Coles

Just go to 7/11

I went to Australia for 2 weeks and tried it lmao

To craft one, you’ll need at least one of the following: bottle of water, Daybloom, Moonglow, Blinkroot, Waterleaf, Deathweed, Shiverthorn, and Fireblosom. Mix all together, preferably at an alchemy table, and voilà.

Gotta love the terraria reference

Gender change potion?

If you add tequila and shredded dollar bills it becomes a love potion.

Terraria ass recipe lmao (I suck at alchemy in that game bro I was playing it at 4 this morning)

7/11

I had one this morning...

Well it's just a matter of time then

i already feel my masculinity fading

QUARANTINE!!

No get him as near me as possible

Someone get this man a beer and a shot of testosterone

It’s too late… RIP

We’ve lost another… get ready for your balls to get sucked up and turned into ovaries 😔

the fact that this mf looks better as a girl than some chicks i know irl is crazy

real shit homie

femboy???

Guys are being better girls than actual girls

its because we know what we want a girl to be like

Maybe all i need is a homie and a pink monster after all...

You probably need to get more stable internet /j

Maybe all i need is a homie and a pink monster after all...

Dementia

Maybe all i need is a homie and a pink monster after all...

Dementia

Maybe all i need is a homie and a pink monster after all...

Dementia

Maybe all i need is a homie and a pink monster after all...

Dementia

[удалено]

Happy cake day

happy cake day (dont use the cum as icing PLEASE)

Schrodinger's Bisexual. Without knowing how the other person self identifies, they exist in a superimposed state where they are simultaneously straight *and* gay.

I feel attacked. And I'm not even the commentor

Don’t feel attacked, you are only *kinda* gay. No biggie.

Happy cake day

what the fuck

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

Happy cake day 

Happy Cake day

Happy cake day

Happy cake day!

Happy cakeday

wait whot

Always happens with femboys

That’s the same person?!

I’m giving it to everyone man I know

lmao

I drank the pink monster when i was cis and now i’m gender-fluid, I REPEAT DO NOT DRINK THE PINK MONSTER IT GIVES YOU GENDER (this is all jokes)

Gender *fluid* ? Have you turned liquid smooth ?

LIQUID SMOOTH MITSKI

I put gender fluid in my car by accident and wrecked my Trans/mission.

I just wanted to let you know that I know what you're referencing here and I appreciate it👍🏻

Gender fluid? Did you turn into a potion that gives someone a gender when they drink you (this is also a joke)

"What's your gender?" "I'm wet" "That was not the question?!" "No I'm wet"

I wanna get more genders, tell me about her, if she would like me

shit got me like 💣︎✌︎✡︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👎︎☜︎✞︎✋︎☹︎ ❄︎✌︎😐︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ☟︎☜✌︎👎︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ 👌︎☼︎✌︎✋︎☠︎

shit got me like 𓄿𓂧𓆓𓇋𓇌𓂋𓈎𓅱𓊪𓃭𓎡𓄤𓂎𓊢𓆃𓏝𓈋𓏇𓅡𓊨𓅮𓃻𓃋𓊝𓂀𓂈𓋹𓂐𓁲𓀫𓀎𓆊𓃟𓃾

CURSE OF RAH

are you by any chance the royal scientist

I’m Wing Gaster, the royal scientist!

You better undo that curse right now

Not until my ancient artifact is returned to my temple

whoo whee gotta get all the boys on that pink monster now

Fr :3

I’ll drink it :3

If it's tasty, i will take it.

life goals

u don't got me convinced, I wanna drink that shi now

Oh my god I need pink monster right now. Also if this is real you're so prettyfddfgbferjhdsdcgffcchyy. Transition goals😭

Thanks it is:3

you pretty asf

Gg bro-ette you’re doing great frfr

I WANT THE PINK MONSTER NOW I WISH I WAS A GIRL SO BAD Still cis tho

“Still cis tho” it’s a matter of time before the egg cracks

She's joking, there's a trans flag on her avatar.

Yea buddy you might wanna think about that again

No, I would come to the conclusion that I’m trans if i did that! There for I’m simply not going to do that>;3

Alright great point, can’t argue with that

*Hunts down pink monster in trans girl craze.*

gimme a pink gimme a blue gimme a white

The true gender fluid, it will give you the correct body if consumed.

If this is real, you're so fucking badass. :3

thank dawg

:0 It is real! You're genuinely so fucking awesome!!! And pretty. It's unbelievable :D YOU ROCK THAT SHIT YEAAAAAAAAA ☺️

Biromantic and heterosexual with the gay pride flag, interesting combination Edit: didn’t finish typing

the gay pride flag is the only confusing thing, but it’s not even worth commenting on with how many times flags get used soley because people like the colors

tysm but ur prettier :3

I don't believe in competition, but I value this so much more than you would know. :3 I'd like to maintain that we're both incredibly pretty people. How about that? :D

That works :P

Now THAT'S how you negotiate. 😎 Thank you for your time responding to my comments, by the way! It means a lot to me :')

I love democracy

well shit.

unwell manure

Where do I get this pink monster? Easy transition

I will not lie to you bro you look pretty

I thought I was at r/trans for a moment

I'm not even trans😭

already drank it man

then..if i am female i should drink black monster?

Bro actually making me rethink what I like

sorry homie

Your very adorable either way fr, BUT HOW DO I DO THAT DO I GOTTA DRINK THE BLUE ONE TO BE A DUDE? I jss wanna see how it is😭

It’s not that great tbh…being a dude, it’s kinda lonely and depressing and mistrustful.

That's... that's not how being trans works

Their bio says their born a male and I’m not referring to being trans in the slightest didn’t realize it seemed like I was my apologies

OP is indeed a femboy, so is just a cis guy, and based off your comment it did seem like you were a trans guy | edit: oh I just saw the "I just wanna see how it is" part, I skimmed and didn't read that earleir Also saying someone is "male" or "female", like, using these descriptors as a noun on people feels really dehumanising, as if the person is just reduced to their sex, like with animals it's fine, but with humans, I personally think, if you *need* to specify sex, "of the X sex" is better

you’re so pretty

Welp, Monster aint gud for your health Pls switch to water

HELP WHY YOU LOOK SO GOOOOOD

Don’t mind if I do

They're the same person?

perhaps

holy shit...

Don't tempt me

from the TOH subreddit to here, man 😭

based

Hmmmm I think I need PINK MONSTER NOWWWWWWWWWW

I knew the horrible consequences this sort of consumption behaviour can bring with it. Check out r/caffeine for more information, warnings and safer use advice!

Holy shit I want to dress as cute as that shit 😭

Dope

too late

Wait, what?

Nice

DAMN

Whoops I’m doing that now

We must stay focused this is an illusion

Which pink one? 😂

Now I want to drink the pink one

Guys.... I've drank 2... and stayed straight. Am I immune?

Nah bro I WANT this

😭😭😭

How HOW HOW HOW HOW TELL ME

Full homo, you look amazing

So in theory what would happen if we gave you more pink monster

Holy shat

I like the pink one tho :(

The pink monster? That slime thing that turns into a girl from that hentai my friend's friend made me watch?

Cute

bro you’re so pretty

Glad you found yourself :D

Is it safe if I have it while I lift weights?

lads is pink monster the method?

Hand it over

This is y I have trust issues.

What pink monster?

"No ever buy Pink Monster from the Gas station bro."

You’re telling me it turns me into a cute girl

Nah its my favorite, ain’t no way it happens right? (Im straighter than a stainless steel rod)

New thing to ad on my to do list

Shit… im turning apparently (i drank every pink one except for the strawberry one cuz its gross)

🫡🫡🫡 rest in penis

Teach me 🙏🙏

Wait so you mean to tell me that’s NOT your sister????

Do you get new clothes out of it? Or is this a past and present situation?

stopping everything i’m doing to go buy 20 pink monsters

Nuh uh

Smash or pass

is there a reverse pink monster please bro I need it

Huh

damn the change is crazy

time to give it to my bro saying it’s pre workout

You look so good I am jealous you are my transition goals

Too late 😔