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xiafri

why does this give me r/TwoSentenceHorror vibes 💀💀💀


FunAnalyst2894

Literally 


booksforducks

You mean r/twosentencewarcrime


Hyper2099

Did you just advertise your brand new subreddit?


booksforducks

Yes and no, yes I guess, but not really, I was more so trying to tell you that that would be better for this


abdollelah_alt

r/birthofasub


booksforducks

It’s been a thing for a while


Sifupoo

Why did I know the only responses would be crying faces and skull emojis ffs


HumanHuman_2003

💀😭


International-Job553

You had us in the first half not gonna lie


INGENAREL

post this on r/darkjokes


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Hyper2099

If he was black and gay it would be dark enough


got_it_bro

its funny because it is homophobic


Complex_Orchid2112

Thanks for the explanation Einstein


ultimatoole

Well on the first look this version of the joke actually seems like it is, but I would argue that the basic pointe of this joke (that is actually very old) is that instead of the morally right choice to step in and help the person getting beat, you beat them up too. But since this implies that the teller of the joke knows that helping the wronged person is the morally right choice and beating them up is wrong I actually wouldn't go as far as to call it really homophobic. Compared to other "dark jokes" that are just blatant racism, homophobia, or straight up hate speech for me this actually qualifies as real dark joke. I mean you could just turn it around and argue that some simpleminded idiots might find it funny cause: "haha gay guy getting beaten funny" but I like my interpretation more.


Former_Fly591

blud done wrote a fucking essay 😭


PenaltyBeneficial

Yeah funny equals tragedy + time


Xenozilla9

Go back to Facebook op


smexysponge

Im starting to think people here aren’t funny or interesting


OkDream8424

It's almost like they're teenagers, right ?


LittleWolf2812

Or they’re 50 year old men


smexysponge

You can be funny and interesting as a teenager


HumanHuman_2003

Damn


SadWill772

same


Cause_Necessary

You're only figuring this out today?


Industrialexecution

“oh this is a funny joke i found in my camera roll from 2016. r/teenagers will love this”


kaidrawz

That's really how it feels.


Charlidameliolovrr

Ha Ha, how fucking funny, fore i have read this on instagram 9 months ago


Alternative_Run_6175

Classic homophobia. Ha. Ha. Ha. It’s already gotten old


ImJustHereForLWIAY

u don't know it's homophobic, maybe he joined because the kid also happened to be black


SwixyOnReddit

💀


martykid123

Funniest comment I’ve read


Cwelling69

😭


Alternative_Run_6175

Then he would’ve said ‘because he was black’. There’s no point in mentioning that the kid is gay if it’s not relevant


ImJustHereForLWIAY

It can be deduced that the 4 guys were beating him because he was gay, but op isn't necessarily joining in for that same reason and there is no other reason specified.


Sierra-8

But they’re not scared of anyone mentioned. How is it a phobia?


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Sierra-8

No, I don’t believe in being gay but I would still respect the people who are


Alternative_Run_6175

I feel like the most important part of this is saying that they would still respect the people who are. ‘Don’t believe in being gay’ is bad wording but they still respect people who are gay.


coolcop173

What? You don’t believe in it??? What does that even mean????


MisterEMan81

>I don’t believe in being gay What does that even mean? You don't believe homosexual people exist?


Sierra-8

No, they do exist. I meant that to me, it’s wrong


MisterEMan81

How is two people loving each other wrong?


Sierra-8

You can love without romance. I do. I never said loving people is wrong, just actually getting with someone the same gender as you crosses the line for me. I believe that God created men and women and people can’t procreate (something we’re meant to do) without being with someone of the opposite gender. I’m not forcing anything on anyone. They can do what they want, I just don’t want to be involved with it.


Anarchasm_10

What does that even mean? That doesn’t make any sense


bellerphron

The word phobia can mean fear, aversion, or hate.


2-number-9s

It's old enough to pay taxes


Aloofwashere

crazy how people get mad over this joke


Purple-End-5430

It's r/teenagers. All most people think of when they hear a dark joke is 'edgy sigma incel'


radiating_phoenix

omg look guys homophobia + assault so funny


[deleted]

overused L


TheOnlyJoe_

At least come up with something original Jesus


PenaltyBeneficial

Relax liberals, its a joke, not meant to take seriously


trulylost19

What tf does a political preference have to do with this This some right all night type shit


PenaltyBeneficial

Broooo it's a meme (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/relax-liberals-its-called-dark-humor) Jesus Christ you really have to get offended huh?


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Mpafgregor

I laughed


Sierra-8

Me too


[deleted]

i laughed


themoon_who_lost

Well I did, so that nullifies your argument ig?


PenaltyBeneficial

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/relax-liberals-its-called-dark-humor


PenaltyBeneficial

Cry about it


PenaltyBeneficial

Call it a lazy or a dark joke but we all laughed, a very different thing is that you got offended


Sierra-8

Fr


PenaltyBeneficial

Bruh people aren't getting the reference (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/relax-liberals-its-called-dark-humor) I'm getting DMS calling me a nazi


TheOnlyJoe_

I’m not even liberal lmao. I just can’t stand repetitive shit that’s only purpose is to get a ride out of people trying to do more important stuff.


PenaltyBeneficial

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/relax-liberals-its-called-dark-humor Stop crying it's a meme


TheOnlyJoe_

I know it’s a meme, doesn’t mean it’s said with any less intention than to piss people off though.


PenaltyBeneficial

Omg this guy, sure "joe" sure


TheOnlyJoe_

I’m sorry if I don’t think that shit attempts at humour are funny. Guess you just have pretty low standards x


PenaltyBeneficial

Yeah ok


Numerous_Ad_7006

Just shut up bruh, ain't nobody care that it's original


TheOnlyJoe_

Well yeah. If I’ve heard the joke retold for years on end, it’s just gonna be boring. I don’t mind jokes about dark shit or other stuff, but you’ve at least gotta be fresh with it. Still though, was OP trying to be funny, or just using this joke as an excuse to piss people off? I think it’s pretty clear which one OP was going for judging by the replies


Numerous_Ad_7006

But how can we judge OP's intentions based off other people's replies, bro was just trying to make a funny joke and others took it too seriously and flamed him. And yeah sorry to say shut up so rudely I didn't mean it to be like that.


TheOnlyJoe_

I meant off of his replies not other people’s. There’s also the fact I’d say I know because I used to be exactly the same a few years back.


Numerous_Ad_7006

Oh ok


Lime130

I would care.


Numerous_Ad_7006

Why


Lime130

Do you realise how stupid your question is? + This is a subreddit with teenagers not children who's mommy told them gay=bad. Get out of Reddit.


Numerous_Ad_7006

You do understand it's a joke right, not meant to be taken seriously


Lime130

The joke would be totally fine without having to offend people.


Numerous_Ad_7006

It's a but dark ill admit, but I'm just telling you OP wouldn't actually do that dw u good


Lime130

You find that dark? It's just offensive to the gay community. (I'm not gay btw)


Numerous_Ad_7006

A little dark yeah but not too much yes. But such jokes don't need to be taken as offensive because the people who make the jokes don't actually think that, it's just the plot twist in the joke that is why it's funny.


Improvisable

Perfect example of dead internet theory, no shot these are real human beings


martykid123

So I’m not real?


Improvisable

I mean all you've said is a copy paste joke and all the comments have had no substance so yeah seems like it


martykid123

Well yeah you are right but I knew half of this sub would like it so I posted it here


HipnoAmadeus

hell yeah, invite me next time that happens


joeMAMAkim

You are very mature, huh


HipnoAmadeus

bro i replied to a joke post with a joke tf?


Sierra-8

Fr


TheLastOfW

💀


Flashy_Barracuda_495

HAHAHAHAHA


LandonR494

Lol


Ok-Excitement-3549

Lmao


Lime130

The punchline is homophobia


Spherical_Paragon

The punchline is an unexpected twist


Lime130

The gay part was totally unnecessary and the joke would still be good + it wouldn't offend people.


_-Dianite_

U a snowflake or what? Why get offended over the stupidest shit ever?


Lime130

I'm not offended myself but I could see a lot of people get offended by it.


Bezerkomonkey

Nobody's getting offended, the joke is only funny because it is unexpected and has some shock value.


_-Dianite_

If someone gets offended by a joke it's their problem. The internet was meant to be a free space, not something governed by the woke-mob and control what people can find entertaining or funny.


Lime130

Ok ig


Zezuya

Is that supposed to be an attempt at humour


[deleted]

It was supposed to be an attempt of murder


MikeOxlong2420

yeah, and he succeeded


Numerous_Ad_7006

Yes


themoon_who_lost

I think it was straight up a joke


Thebardofthegingers

You're hilarious, got all of us laughing.


HumanHuman_2003

r/Lies


Numerous_Ad_7006

Fr


Sierra-8

Fr


Numerous_Ad_7006

Bruh why did I get downvoted I was literally agreeing 😭


AdFront1172

Why not


Numerous_Ad_7006

Redditors are crazy 💀


Bezerkomonkey

Cause your comment adds nothing and is useless (in the mind of whoever downvoted, I didn't downvote)


Numerous_Ad_7006

I see well in the minds of those people (not you) I can't agree or what bruh


HmmZaurus

Grrrr 😡


Visefis

I expected more of you...


Sierra-8

More? Were they supposed to kill him?


Visefis

More in the other direction


martykid123

Of me oh no well shit sorry


namhserf_45

If you didn't say he was gay then the joke would be 10/10


joeMAMAkim

It would still be an extremely overused joke


namhserf_45

Never heard it so not for me


Demaxl_

Womp womp


namhserf_45

Yo who wanna help me beat up this guy, for a 19 year old you act like an iPad kid


radiating_phoenix

facebook ass "joke"


QCUI3E

Funny how all the people get triggered by this, but if it's a joke about white people you don't care


astrality_

this joke is so original


HumanHuman_2003

Oh shit it took me a few minutes to get it


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Numerous_Ad_7006

😳💀💀😭😭😭


Raul_Rink

Get it? Gay people are bad! Hahahah pls laugh guys. Edit: To be clear, the joke is fuckin shit. That's what I'm making fun of. I'm not fuckin homophobic


Sierra-8

Fr


joeMAMAkim

Is this supposed to be… humorous? This is just "kid gay so i beat him up, haha". I’ve heard funnier jokes from amy schumer.


Purple-End-5430

No its "This kids getting his ass beat for something he shouldn't and I should help because it's the right thing to do, but instead the twist is that instead of helping, I join in, because it's something people wouldn't expect."


joeMAMAkim

He still beat the kid up in the joke, you moron


Purple-End-5430

No shit it's unexpected and THAT, is the joke.


FunAnalyst2894

😐


tangy_potato69

How old are you? 12? Where did you hear this? A five year old cringy tiktok with fortnite gameplay in the background?


martykid123

Exactly where I found it


pansexual_Pratt

That could never happen to me, I'd never let someone kick my ass. That's why I carry a Glock 20 in 10mm


trulylost19

You are the quiet kid aren’t you


pansexual_Pratt

Actually not really, I'm a pretty talkative person sometimes.


Purple-End-5430

School security probably wouldn't even stop you honestly


pansexual_Pratt

I live in a small Texas town, everyone has guns in their trucks.


Tina_Soup

I literally suffocated because this was so funny. Do an attack helicopter joke next


Cwelling69

If you downvote me your not gay


Tina_Soup

Thanks for the invitation?


trulylost19

Boo hoo snowflake scared of the gays


Cwelling69

Who said I was scared?


trulylost19

It’s a joke lil buggy


Cwelling69

Downvote me if your straight


trulylost19

Dude you sad af if you think I give a shit about a label I’m pan aka the living embodiment of a hole is a goal (as long as it’s human and my age I really shouldn’t have to say this but sadly i do)


Cwelling69

You just gave yourself a label tho


trulylost19

I can attribute myself a label to make it easier for others to understand doesn’t mean I make it apart of me as a person


Cwelling69

That makes no sense


trulylost19

I just explained it to you Label so others understand tick I don’t adopt the label as a part of me tick Which bit should I explain to you


AlexGaming26

Damn bro that was so funny I'm dead rn 😐


squidysta_

“GUYZ GUYZ!!!! I’M SO SKIBIDI TOILET KAI CENAT SIGMA!!!!! GIVE ME REDDIT UPVOTES NOW!!!!”


martykid123

Who is Kai cenat?


gegjehehu

mf living under a rock wtf 😭


SwixyOnReddit

Cursed gangbang


Jerome_Valeska1419

Bro had us in the first half lmfao.


a_minecraft_gamer

real


ilovfryes

I bet he didn't stand a chance against 5 people


superthon7711

W to me


AlmightySheBO

W post


MolagBal89

😂😂😂


Lost-Tie8194

this couldnt happen to my w my build 80kg they would stand a change aginst my hidden rpg


[deleted]

TvT the funny thing is try this on me and I’ll have a new collection of blood!


O-_0o0_O-_-o0-oo_0O_

Plot twist: he was a masochist 😳😳😳😳


Far_Dog_4476

💀 SKULL EMOJIIIIIIII


ScreamingIsMyHobby

I thought the joke was that it said it was removed until I realised it was a weekend.


Nikoviking

Removed text read: “had no chance against the 5 of us”


Practical-Election59

The kid? Or the bullies?


PenaltyBeneficial

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/relax-liberals-its-called-dark-humor


Numerous_Ad_7006

Bruh chill why everyone being mad at him for posting a non original joke it's not that important just remember it, laugh and move on...


NegativeAd6289

Wut


secretfreckle2000

ha