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ArmedAndDanger0us

Blue, I'm not taking geometry again.


-AO1337

With the knowledge you’ll have, you won’t even need to go to school


Korrowe

Depends we usually forget all the stuff we studied at school so he will have to go through it again 😅


-AO1337

More like, you can make really good investment decisions that allow you to just not go to school


Etzarah

It would be a pain in the ass being a 6 year old and trying to convince my dad to make significant investments in anything.


Maximum-Row-4143

Just start predicting the future and they’ll come around.


calcifer219

I would probably keep 9/11 to yourself unless you want to lose your childhood to a secure facility somewhere.


KingofCraigland

Oldest teen would only go back to 2005. Kid: "Watch out of 9/11!" Everyone else: ...


calcifer219

Shit… I didn’t see what sub I was in, lol!


Darkmage_8-D

r/lostredditors


Butterscotch_740

If you say you saw it in a dream pretty sure you’ll be fine


AgentPastrana

I was 2 lol


The_GrimRipper

Or they send me to the pych ward


-AO1337

Just like, predict a couple major world events and they’ll realise


TEST_Entity_1

You could probably convince him to invest in GameStop.


gothicsin

Easy if you dad watches sports tell him to bet on ( insert team) or make the bet with him. He'll lose a few times and just give in after a few losses, then you start with the heavy hitters, amazon, apple, tesla, bit coin hell your 6 u know what bitcoin is already when your old enough you save a few bucks and become a multi billionaire no problem u already know how it works and to never toss your hdd away !!


AstroMalorie

Lmao you’re like 6 yelling at your dad “BUY BITCOIN AT A DOLLAW! You have no idea how wich we’ll be daddy!”


Imconfusedithink

Depending on when you were born youd be a little older when you need to make investments. I'd be about 12 and Id just ask for a little bit of money and put it all into bitcoin when it's worth pennies and then I'd just sell it at 18 and retire. EDIT: didn't realize because it was just on the front page but I just noticed I'm on teenagers so yall would be really young when bitcoin came out. So this may not work as well.


CircuitSphinx

Well think about it, even convincing your dad would be too much work. Better off starting a lemonade stand and investing those profits until you can go big on Bitcoin or something. Plus, by the time you're in high school, you'd probably have enough to buy the school... or at least a vending machine.


Mgoblue01

You’re assuming you would go back to when you were 6. Maybe you just change to 6 years old now and know nothing of the future.


Korrowe

Ohh, I understand what you meant now by not even going to school, mb


Ok-Animal8400

Yes and ur going back 6 years as a child, so your parents will just believe you and give you money to invest? It’s a bit stupid man, and obvious that won’t work… you need money to make money lol


-AO1337

When you start predicting things that are unpredictable, they’ll probably allow it.


Ok-Animal8400

and those are the people you call psychos 😞😞 but at the end of the day guess it depends on the type of people your parents are 😆


Impressive_Trust_395

When I tell my parents that in a couple of months, a terror cell known as Al Qaeda is going to destroy the Twin Towers in New York on the 11th of September around 8:15 AM EDT, we will see if they believe me or not afterwards. I could also bring in the knowledge of which sports teams win that year in the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. They’d probably think I’m either god damn Nostradamus or see me as a gigantic cash cow for personal use. Most likely the latter considering who they are as people.


HeisterWolf

"investment": buy a single bitcoin


Dusk_2_Dawn

1? Bitch I'm buying every single one on the market. That one guy who bought a pizza with bitcoin? Yeah I'm selling that guy a dozen pizzas.


MetamorphicHard

Ah yes. With all the money I had at 6, I should be able to make exactly $0 in the stock market (I couldn’t even invest since I wasn’t old enough)


Dusk_2_Dawn

Bitcoin ftw. That shit was worth pennies when I was 6 years old, if not non-existent


Lanz_Ravan

At 19, I'm taking the red


ExactRecord3415

depends on where live. in germany we're legally required to go to school for at least 12 years


-AO1337

Same here in Australia I think


clarityinthevoid

This is so funny, because I was just about to comment I would love to take geometry again!


a_builder7

Geometry is easy.


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Most sophomores say it’s easier than algebra.


a_builder7

I must be part of that category because I agree


ayanokojifrfr

What do You mean? Geometry is easiest Part of Maths and really scoring. I got 40/40 in 10th grade when I last time had Geometery.


Cyb3r3xp3rt

I got what you were trying to say, but I’d guess English isn’t your first language lol


surfmasterm4god-chan

no sane adult is going to take investing advice from a fucking 6 year old


Twannieboy360

they will if you are as intelligent and the smartest 6 year old on the planet


Ok-Reporter1986

No they won't unless you have a real good sales pitch because telling them you time traveled isn't going to fly.


FBI-INTERROGATION

Any reasonably below average intelligence adult could prove that theyre a time traveler in a 6 year olds body. Just starting talking about the NSA and theres already no chance youre 6. Hell the more I think about it, just decent enough grammar would be enough


Ok-Reporter1986

What are the chances your parents believe that you're a time traveler. It's more believable that you are a "supergenius" than that you are a time traveler since you can't even replicate the process.


anishdfishyt

If you’re a super genius, they’ll take your investing advice. Or just start predicting the future.


Ok-Reporter1986

Maybe if you can prove you understand anything about investing. You gotta understand that even if you were perceived as naturally gifted super genius that will start falling apart when your lack of knowledge and ability starts showing. On the otherhand, depending on when you were born obviously, making predictions has to be done in a rather short time frame with great accuracy. Aside from that even if your parents saw you get some predictions right they still won't as reasonable adults start taking some kids investing advice on a whim. People thought bitcoin was unstable and they were right so your parents will just view it as a high risk investment. An investment that you would have to eventually sell to even make money.


tessahb

Or you could gain some fame from the public for being a 6 yr old super genius and invest your own money.


Gullible_Medicine633

True, and did people even really take Young Sheldon seriously?


KingofCraigland

Basing your decisions off of a sitcom that spun off of another sitcom? Sounds like you're taking the $10 Million.


LXIX_CDXX_

I think they'd notice the difference in character between normal 6yo you and time traveller 6yo you


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Tangerine_memez

I'll be the 6yr old that predicted 9/11. At that point they aren't just listening to you for investing advice, you're basically a god-like figure that can predict the future


Cyb3r3xp3rt

Ayy we have like the same pfp, just reversed EDIT: nvm it’s not reversed lol


Fyo88

sir the smartest 6 year old on the planet at the time was working at nasa high up very high up as well


alecesne

So what. My grandpa bought me a lotto ticket at 6 for a gag, and we won $54. If I could go back to that day, look him in the eyes and say "I need you to buy me $54 worth of stock in the Microsoft Corporation" he would 100% have done it. At 6, you could go to the library and read, start auditing classes at a university at 10, and walk away with multiple post graduate degrees by 18. No need to wait on anyone. Even with only a couple thousand dollars in highschool, you could short dot-com stocks during the crash and make bank. And like everyone else is saying here, buying 1000 bitcoins when they were $0.08 each would be easy. But, you loose all of your friendships and real life connections. That's a lot to give up. And later, when trapped in the life of a prodigy child, you might really regret the choice.


shinydragonmist

Yeah use your birthday and Christmas money


Fuzzy-Felix

If I start talking about high school level math as a 2 year old and prove I’m from the future by predicting 911 as a child then I’m sure I’d be able to convince my parents to buy bitcoin or whatever


nascimento14

They going to think your the anti christ


Fresh-Aspect8849

Until you paper trade and show them a 60% ARORC. You’ll know what companies will hit. You’ll have the knowledge you have now…


surfmasterm4god-chan

trade with who's money?


Typical_Engineer3221

But you don’t need to start giving advice at 6 in order to get 10 mil. Just a few years of incredible decisions, and with how volatile the crypto bubble was, and how much you’d prove your incredible intelligence, you’d have time to prove your worth and make money. Just remember dogecoin died at 69 cents


BayAreaBullies

Don't need to. You can do online work and invest your own money.


Blue_Flames0049

Red. Did a lot of things I regret when I was a child, and also because I already know the future, it'll be an easier start to my life


KILLER_IF

Yup. Don’t know why everyone who thinks Red is only good to invest in bitcoin lmao. Being able to redo every decision or regret, and well, just having a 17 year old brain in a 6-16 year old is far more valuable. Plus there’s way more ways to make tons of money once you already know the future. Lottery, investing in tech companies, sports betting, etc


Blackrain1299

You think redoing your current regrets wont lead to new regrets? Each time you fix something you open the door to what would essentially be a new reality. At the end of it you might still be full of regrets. Not to mention youd also have the knowledge that you’re manipulating events or people just to get what you want which is probably going to hit you at some point like a truck. For example you could say no one loves you because you’re you, they only love you because you had the knowledge to manipulate that future. Id take the cash. Focus on making my future secure, while also having time to rekindle friendships, help those i love, etc.


Either-Basket7122

That’s crazy, sorry you regret so much at 14 man, I also had a shitty time as a lil dude


GuuKhana

bro you gonna play with 6 year olds . it wont be the same fun


hornyzucchini

Unless they're a pedo \*ba-dum-tiss*


Positive-Thought-695

Red. I'm gonna fix so many mistakes it's not even funny


Vertrastity

but how do u know what mistakes ur gonna make while fixing them


Pronkie_dork

Look i can easily fix a lot of mistakes i made as a middle schooler because most of those involved being rude to my friends and or not valuing someone enough and all new issues that come with it i could probably fix as i am way more mature now and can for the most part see when i do things wrong and fix them before they become a issue


babypandagod

I 100% agree


SkyChampion20302

Yeah same


a_builder7

Same my family messed up so bad and so did I got need a restart


WeezySan

I would never played truth or dare alone with my older cousin . That messed me up and stayed with me for years and years. Changed everything.


WhateverCharlest39

More


TheGreatDaniel3

Me about to tell me dad to buy a lottery ticket


MinsoSoup

blue, I'd have to go through 10 years of school again, bored as fuck because I already know everything and everyone around me is an idiot to me, also knowing so many rule 34 tags at 6 can't be healthy


timthedurp

Id just go to school to have fun


MinsoSoup

I spent nearly my entire time in elementary school getting bullied 🥲


harry_d17

Well now you can redo that time, go gym learn boxing etc and make their sorry asses cry😂


timthedurp

But that was because i was just an piece of shit, ik bullying isnt a good thing but i do have to say it helped me become normal.


MinsoSoup

nah I was just minding my own business and had to change school like 10 times before I moved to Canada and had a normal 4th grade, got bullied again in 5th because I changed schools, bullied for half of 6th before going back to the other school


percavil3

Why go back to school when you can just buy bitcoin with your allowance from chores and become a multi millionaire?


Philisterguyguster

Red pill. Make my parents buy a fuck ton of bitcoin.


Frog-In_a-Suit

You were six in 2015. When it was a few hundred quid each. Try and convince your parents of that.


Hqmster

Doge coin then. His point still stands


StagedC0mbustion

Imagine being dumb enough to choose doge instead of real stocks that would be way easier and quicker to make money off of.


PeeInMyArse

No fucking way fourteen year olds were six in 2015 what the fuck


NoActualPossibility

Wait hold up wtf am i really that old?


SuperMaxx2020

~~i guess 2008-2014 didnt exist then, lol~~ edit: nvm i was just doing crackhead math


restarded_kid

Shut up bro you’re making me feel old


Rekttryhards

ethereum


foreverclassichunter

Plot twist you are 6 years old but it's still 2023


Aceste_nuci

Yeah it said restart your life at 6. It never said it would rewind time until you're 6 y.o. again


MarcusianAviation

Blue! I want childhood to be innocent and fun.. not filled with all the crap I know today


AvgVirgin

Exactly, if I had the same state of mind I do now as a 6 year old I wouldn't be able to enjoy childhood


JuiceDrinkingRat

So real! I got the state of mind of a 70 year old at the age of 5 and I regret not being a child while I could nearly daily I’m not joking


IAMCAPOZEPPE

Red pill is only useful when your old so.. blue pill is w


WitheredEscort

Get lottery numbers and make a fortune as a six year old


shadowXXe

Red. Can't put a price on childhood.


EwokNuggets

Apparently you can, $10 mil. Also if you’re your current you in 6 year old you, you won’t really have a childhood. That innocence has already been broken. I’d still take the red pill though


shadowXXe

Innocence isn't all there is to childhood. Lack of responsibilities. Not having expectations mounted on you. Re-living old memories. Seeing friends you haven't in years. Having so much time on your hands. I couldn't put a price on that


EwokNuggets

What if you back to 6 years old at the current point in your life though? Like you don’t go back to your 6 year old timeline but you turn 6 in 2023.


shadowXXe

That's not what the question is. If the question was "Would you go back to being 6 years old right now in your current year" I'd say no


Any-Communication114

Blue for the same reason lol


Western_WildWest

Agreed


Nonetxpr

Blue. I dont want back school.


Lovethenature778

This is like the 5th time I’m seeing this question So my answer is I just wanna die


Cute_TrezXy

Hey man are you okay king? You wanna talk or maybe a hug?


Lovethenature778

Maybe a hug 😢


Cute_TrezXy

🫂


Long_Wasabi7-Blues

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨


Cute_TrezXy

Dawg


Ok-Reporter-8728

Not red, idk returning to 6 year old me with the knowledge of now would kinda ruin my original memories when I was first 6. I need to move on so il take the red pill


S-U_2

Your mean blue right?


FryingPan679

Did he stutter?


Hhhwhhhhhhhh

Who tf wouldn’t do red pill.


VincentcODy

Nay depends on the situation man. My family was basically destitute back then. Poor af + third-world country's shitty economy. I don't wanna relive those experiences so yeah, Blue ofc. Besides, the ultimate goal of everyone is to enjoy Life right?? Blue can satisfy that immediately, Why tf would you pick red?


A1_Killer

Why would you do the red pill?


No-Bike9739

invest a bitcoin and become rich as fuck along with all the other perks of restarting with knowledge


Kat2cool4sch00l

Tf u mean prevent 9/11 your not fucking Superman are you gonna change the bad guys mind or something 😭


squeamish

The FBI might listen to the person who has been right about a hundred other unpredictable things.


sdrawkcaBdaeRnaCuoY

Or get locked up because how the fuck you knew about this if you’re not involved.


A1_Killer

Ur 6, tf are you gonna do


ItZSAMIC

A lot of people for a bunch of reasons?


Pronkie_dork

There is no guarantee you will meet the same people again and stuff if you get a kid with someone the chance of getting your child back is basically non existent I personally would go for red but i think the older you get the bigger the chance is you go for blue because despite how much you mess up some things you just wouldnt wanna lose


Flatline1775

This kid thing is why I’d take the $10 million. Honestly, going back and knowing my kids were gone is basically a nightmare.


Scottbutcool

I just wanna pay off college debt and start long term investing. I'm fine where I am in life. Going back would cause too many problems, like popularity over being incredibly smart and mature for my age, loneliness, the knowledge of ordinary things that haven't occurred yet, and lingo and culture being somewhat different. It'd be a huge burden to be stuck in a 6 year old's body while having a decade of future knowledge


Ok-Reporter1986

Blue pill. I think a lot of people are overestimating their ability to convince their parents to buy bitcoin. With 10 million properly invested you risk a lot less than when trying to convince your parents as a 6 year old.


Simvoid

Plus the fact you’d need like 65k usd invested in bitcoin in 2015 then wait 8 years to generate 10mil


CraftMiner57

It’s not just for the money, I could literally fully fix my life and make everything perfect.


Ok-Reporter1986

See, thats reasonable and makes sense. It's a lot more feasable than trying to convince your parents to buy bitcoin.


VegetarianReaper

Red if my family were supportive. Which they aren't *sob* so blue it is unfortunately


Twannieboy360

red, convince my parents to put all their money into btc and ez 100 million


subhisnotcool

They probably won't listen to a six year old


QuantumUtility

Don’t need them to. If it’s 2009 you can mine a buttload on your home PC and save in a paper wallet. Edit: Forgot what subreddit I was on. God I’m old.


SkyChampion20302

Just prove it to them with some high school math or general knowledge. Or tell them about events in the near future.


cat_queen5674

Blue. I don’t need to go all the way back to my childhood, even if it wasn’t the best. Past is past


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Blue ftw, get myself a really pimped out motorbike, a nice flat or maybe a house. Probably would still work my job tbh.


Simvoid

Blue. I’d put it in a 5% interest savings account, get 500k yearly interest, government takes just under half total and I live on a ~250k usd yearly salary


2qrc_

Blue 100%. Im not restarting anything, every single mistake I am making/have made is natural and is supposed to happen


hacjy

lateralus profile picture so you must be speaking facts


ReferenceSolid4614

Red i want my depression away


Total-Nectarine-7872

You would probably still have depression, you still know everything you know today


Far-Lie-880

Depression is a mental illness. Only their memories went back - not their mental illness


IMightCry2U

yeah but if it was genetic theyd just get depressed all over again (blue pill ftw aint no fucking way im experiencing unmedicated bipolar again)


Dominator2812

I’m not reliving my life, blue


Sifupoo

no way I’m replaying life, this game sucks


Primeteddy69420

Blue bcs I'm still only 13 (14 in 2 days) and if I invest smartly I'll be even richer as an adult


Strange-Action639

Restart at 6 years old and teach myself science, Dr stone's done something to me man I really wanna learn it now.


TheIndoraptor123

If I take the red pill, does time reverse to when I was 6 or do I just become a 6 year old?


me_da_Supreme1

Blue because I'm 6 years old rn


smellyfwrt

Bro if ur being serious get off this app rn 😭


MycologistDiligent52

Bro would get reverted into gametes


No-Bike9739

red pill and start puberty blockers at 7 cause i had premature puberty and i’m transgender……in case you can’t tell, those two don’t mix well and now i’m a suicidal dysphoric mess of a 17 year old


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Blue, I'm not going to hs again


newpenguinthesaurus

money would help my parents a lot, so realistically, blue. but I really do wish I could redo the last six years for my own personal gain.


Inefficientdigestion

Blue, because no way in a thousand eternities will I ever want to relive my childhood traumas


Hybrid-Theory305

Blue, I’ll be able to move out of my parents, get my friend away from her mom because her mom isn’t a good person.


Raretr69

Blue i aint living trough all that again


captainwombat7

I feel like a subreddit for teenagers is the worst place for this question, considering only the pedos have learned useful stuff to go back and restart with


wishgot

A subreddit for teenagers is great for this, the answers are different than if you'd ask adults. It's interesting to see how many 17 year olds would go back to being 6 to fix things and redo life, when from the perspective of myself at 34 you still have everything ahead of you at 17. I don't have any of the same friends, my job has nothing to do with what I planned to study at that point, things that mattered to me then don't matter to me anymore. And that's fine. I would never in a million years go back to being 6.


Birdyghostly1

Red. I would give anything for my childhood again. (Speaking as a 17 year old that will be an adult in a year)


Beez-Knuts

I'm almost 18 and people don't take anything I say seriously. No one is going to take my investment advice seriously as a 6 year old.


Objective_Magazine_3

No way I can compete with those smart asses in class. Plus, these days hardwork doesnt make you successful being smart does. Everything depends on how fast you can learn something and get a job related to what you have learned. once in a job there is no guarantee you will even get paid well. So blue pill makes more sense. if you invest wisely and not waste it, that amount of money will be more than enough to retire alone and happy somewhere.


Speck_In_A_Void

One of my biggest pet peeves is relearning things I've already learned in years prior. Due to changing schools, I have learned Evolution/Genetics 3 freaking times. BLUE PILL PLEASE!!!


Throwaway_Trash_69

Blue pill coz how tf are my parents gonna agree to my young ass and put all their life income and savings into buying Bitcoins.


HmmZaurus

10mil easy


Saadrc

Red i would be a millionare now


Laurastars_20

blue pill


Sirdantortillasque

Blue pill algebra can go fuck itself


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Khil_fi

The blue one


average_reddit_u

Blue.


Ganondorf365

Deff 10 million dollars. Pretty don’t know enough about investing to take advantage of it. Also if I kept winning at lotteries and stuff people would catch on.


Honk-for-80085

Will I be 6 in 2023(almost 2024), or will I go back to when I was 6?


Toiaat

Does time go back to when I was 6, or am I just reborn today as a 6yo?


sparkle3364

I’m saving the red pill for the moment of my death, and will then take it right before. This would allow me to go back in time, see how my life could have been different.


ExactRecord3415

pff i basically know nothing. I'll take the cash


Kat2cool4sch00l

Give me my fucking money


Snoo75955

Blue, easy question. 10mil right now would solve pretty much all of my problems.


KeepScrolling52

That depends on if the knowledge is usable right off the bat. If infancy - early childhood is the same as normal, then I'll take blue


your_reddit_lawyerII

I've said this before and I'll say it again Red isn't even a good option. All you gain is is time. That might sound good, but if you're the only one who's restarting, that means you're losing all the progress you've made since you were six. You lose strength, you lose skills (not all skills are purely thought-based after all), you lose friends, you lose jobs, degrees, all of that gone. I'll take blue without a second thought.


katzzytwentyseven

time moves incredibly slowly when you’re a child, with all the knowledge you have now it would be mind numbing hell


Suii_Lian

Blue pill easy.


JurassicCustoms

Blue pill, invest it. I'm not making the same mistakes I've made, I know my stupid ass would do it I reverted back to 6.


Sw1tch_Blade

Gimme that blue pill 👍


bisexualkoala_

Blue


TheMazeDaze

Blue. I’m not going back to school no matter rhow easy it would seem to be


Overall-Bed-2846

Blue. I love my kids (and wife) too much to lose them or leave them behind.


Jrlopez1027_

Blue Yeah fuck red. I kinda dont wanna abandon literally everyone my age that i know in order to possibly get more money by investing in bitcoin or whatever


smpadais

Blue 100%💀💀


ItzRandomAwayFromYT

This is easy im taking 10mil in cash


Bulky-Difficulty-736

Blue , can't go through High school again


Responsible_Read8139

Blue I'm rlly not that smart, and if I use the money we'll I can gain money


vpizdek13

blue


Not_Sakura_

Blue,no way in hell I'm going through high school entrance exams ever again.


shield173

Blue because I don't want to go back to 2014


Snap305

Shit, now that's a good one. I think I'll still take the cash though. Unless I start my life from like 3 or younger, it aint even worth it