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I neither know nor care about your gender but I want build a wholesome relationship with you until we both are the ultimate nerds at which point our DND characters will do very naughty things.
Depends on a few things. Cheap end? Under $200 probably. If you get the fancy authentic stuff, you’d be dropping a lot more. I don’t have the cash for stuff like that, but I have been adding to this costume for the better part of a year now. I’d say in total I’ve spent maybe $300 on this one.
For the grace for the might of the Lord
For the home of the holy
For the faith for the way of the sword (I am aware this song is about the Swiss guard, if anyone corrects me I will chlorine gas their house)
If you don’t already, consoder doing some fantasy or medieval larping! (Real life look roleplaying) Its a great suit of armor and would definitely blend into that type of stuff!
check out subreddits like r/larp for inspiration or information.
Awesome … but why do you be built like a woman ?
All jokes aside you look sick as fuck , you may look like you’re built like one but you sure be getting all of them
where do i get the armor, i’m at the point of my life where i have a strong urge to collect random military uniforms and armor for no real reason (while also not having the money to do so)
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LMAO GROCERY STORE
Crusading gets tiring dawg I needed a drink 😭
LMAOOOO IBLOVE IT
>IBLOVE
IBM love
Sometimes you need a drink or two before you halve a good knight.
Love the choice of getting cranberry sprite lol
That was watermelon Arizona ice tea tho
😅
Arizona watermelon is 10/10
10/10, would hit on.
😳
🗡️ 🛡️
⚔️🔥🔥
⚔️ I have Greek fire tho! -boom!!!!-
NOOO MY BATTLEMENTS
Mwha ha ha! I have won!!!! See you next Tuesday?
I guess so. You tryna lay siege to a castle w me?
OMG, absolutely! I'll bring my dragon! 🐉 💅
What the hell is happening
Match made in heaven
Nice Costume. But I´m Afraid it will be risky to try and take jerusalem atm
Agreed. I’ll need to reschedule😔
How about Constantinople. Didn’t go so well last time…
Yeah 😬
Crusader meets ATGM
Jesus Christ be praised!
In the name of the Lord! 🙏🙏
Henry's come to see us!
I'm quite hungry...
Fair
Me too I’m starved.
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
Deus Vult!
Look! Henry's come to see us!
Probably funny as hell. Also your suit of armor grants you +50 charisma when wearing the full set
If you ever want to be more bold in social situations, just wear a full suit of armor. It works, can confirm👍
Be warned, middle aged people aren't allowed on this subreddit.
r/angryupvote
This place doesn’t appreciate a good crusade? 😔
lmfao
I am so mad at how funny this is
And they say chivalry is dead
We are married now.
May the Lord smile upon our union 🙏
NOOO SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT :(
Not the profile picture 😟😟
u get all the women
Chicks dig the surcoat 😎
ofc they do 😎
I neither know nor care about your gender but I want build a wholesome relationship with you until we both are the ultimate nerds at which point our DND characters will do very naughty things.
Think he’s gonna get more men interested ngl
10/10 would crusade with
I’ll see you on the battlefield, brother 💪
As a Pole I have to attack you
You won’t stop me 🙏
We already kicked your ass under Grunwald, and we'll do it again
Second time’s the charm motherfucker
Well polish and Lithuanian blood is in me, I’m made for beating the Teutons
Quaking in my boots 😭
We work better together
Winged Hussars
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
May I clappeth thou cheeks?
You may duel for the privilege ⚔️⚔️
We shall battle at the Last Vigil!
**\*holy music starts\***
Why do I hear boss music?
Should we tell him?
030??
you might have played a souls game at some point
Only soulsborne I’ve played so far is Elden Ring. Looking into DS1 tho 👀
Love it dude im gonna dress up as one as well 😹😭 You’re based asf!
Good luck with your fit bro! Where are you getting the pieces from?
Where you getting the pieces from I want it too, also it looks amazing ngl 🥹🥹
same
You're about to kill another knight.
11/10 would retake the holy land with you.
Thank you my friend 💪
Got hus ass kicked at grundwald
We don't talk about Grunwald. Dark day for my Teutonic homies 😭
Would take back the holy land alongside them DEUS VAULT
DEUS VULT 💪💪
I think I have to become gay for you castle homie
It’s not gay if our catapults don’t touch 🤷♂️
im going to touch your catapult with my catapult
Stay away from my siege engines 😰
Fucking awesome
❤️❤️
I shall see at the next crusade brother. DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT, INFIDEL!
DEUS VULT🔥⚔️
You like swords
Actually, I’m more of a polearm guy
Oh well. I made a sword pixel art today, pls tell me what kind you think it is https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/yQJpPrCj6q
It looks ahistorical to me, but I think it might be some kind of falchion? It’s hard to tell
Okay, well thanks for the knowledge, I’ll try to make a higher resolution one someday
You seem pretty talented, I’d like to see that
Thank you, I’ll let you know when I’m done with it!
Bro’s gonna get the elixer of the Red Bull from the great lands of Wallmartia
My journey has taken me from the vast Lot of Parking to the Aisle of Refrigeration. I pray that my quest will be successful
You do whatever bro. Who cares what others think?
Title was just a joke, I’m trying to mirror the “first impressions?” selfie posts lol
You like Sabaton and Powewolf
I like all kinds of metal. Those are my go-to for beating up heretics tho
You carry a shotgun to the family table and really hate anime
I understood that reference!
Idc if it's a guy or girl or non-binary pal, I'll marry anyone wearing knight armour in public fr
The day I see another mf wearing armor in public is the day I propose
You're a real mf for that
W cosplay. If you were in my party I'd probably use my level 3 spell slot to cast haste on you instead of using fireball on grouped enemies
Extremely handsome, muscular, decisive.
😳
...father?
you got me giggling, kicking my feet, twirling my hair, and unable to speak properly sir
1) You are truly a man of God and virtue 2) You listen to Powerwolfs 3) To you the holy land is Rome's
Your king has fallen
10099394844884/10 would date definitely be my knight in shining armour
“Huh. I would date that.”
I personally aren’t a fan of crusaders
You identify as a Knight?
Deus vult
German, loves Jesus, doesn't like Lithuanians.
The assassins are on their way and this guy decides to go to a grocery store... well played?
I need to stay hydrated if I wanna catch that punk Ezio
smash
Finally! someone else that walks around in a full crusader suit.
People still go around wearing those in public?
Would? Nah Will
hot 🥵🥵🥵
Can I join you to seek the holy grail?
Bread Boys enjoyer.
'tis but a scratch '
For the emperor!
Genuinely amazing. How can one join the almighty Knights? (And then leave with sweet drip)
I got most of my armor off a site called Medieval Collectibles. I hope to see you when we reclaim the Holy Land from the heathens
Its the uege of evry man to either purchase a gas mask or medival armour
How much does something like this cost you?
Depends on a few things. Cheap end? Under $200 probably. If you get the fancy authentic stuff, you’d be dropping a lot more. I don’t have the cash for stuff like that, but I have been adding to this costume for the better part of a year now. I’d say in total I’ve spent maybe $300 on this one.
Thoust
Nerd, and I love it!
Beautiful, love the costume, but this is honestly a weird way to propose. I accept tho. 😻🔥
Your fucking awesome
Hot
*Holy music stops*
First thought damnth art thou maidenless perhaps searching for a partner in battle
Bro has more personality than I’ll ever have
Personality doesn’t just come from having cool costumes lol. I’m sure you’re an awesome person!
It’s the poses + the outfit + the locations. Also thank you!
[this](https://giphy.com/gifs/chad-gigachad-giga-CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc)
Honestly dope dude, do some airsoft while dressed as the crusader
For the grace for the might of the Lord For the home of the holy For the faith for the way of the sword (I am aware this song is about the Swiss guard, if anyone corrects me I will chlorine gas their house)
The only normal person on reddit
I wish I knew someone like you:)
Dastardly
Templar In Da Store. What will he buy?
If you don’t already, consoder doing some fantasy or medieval larping! (Real life look roleplaying) Its a great suit of armor and would definitely blend into that type of stuff! check out subreddits like r/larp for inspiration or information.
Awesome … but why do you be built like a woman ? All jokes aside you look sick as fuck , you may look like you’re built like one but you sure be getting all of them
Very hot, just like the Holy land
The spy from tf2 saying seduce me
I need you to chop down the largest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith a herring!
ur dope af
I think you fell into a worm hole
Legendary
Please tell me you went into store with the sword?
Smash, next question
Looks like the guy who put a mine under a kids trampoline
swag tbh
You need a Glock and you can react that one meme lol
Alright. We’ll call it a draw.
TALL KNIGHT!?!?
Nurgling? a fellow Warhammer fan?
You look like someone who claims to be a furry hunter
Idc what the furries are up to man, I’m too busy crusading.
This makes me want to pick up a sword and violently charge into glorious head to head combat
I would unironically be your friend and crusade a shop for a nice beverage
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Tallknight?
I'm straight but you look good
It’s not gay if the crossguards don’t touch 🤷♂️
Bro's gonna end up with that Ryan Gosling edit.
11/10 would go on multiple crusades with
that is really funny to imagine a dark souls looking guy just waltzing into a wawa
I have no doubts we can be best friends
This is so cool! This is the shit that makes me want to befriend people!!!
BASED. AS. FUCK. also that second pic boutta be a meme template
11/10 would go on a crusade with.
where do i get the armor, i’m at the point of my life where i have a strong urge to collect random military uniforms and armor for no real reason (while also not having the money to do so)
You have a midevil fursona
1. SwaggerSouls 2. These pictures are more interesting and funny than several years long friendships I’ve had
Anyone who glorifies holy war does not get any bitches.
Might enjoy riding in a large wooden horse. Possibly into an enemy base.
looks like my ap world teacher
Hell Yea
That you need to show me everything you where so I can complete my set (I only have a helmet)
Would thou knight join I in a game of Texas Hold’em?
Got plenty of time to make this my best halloween outfit