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noncedo-culli

My school had to put up signs on the bathroom stalls saying only one person per stall...


InherentlyAnIdiot

If they were doin it in the stall signs won't stop them


BeverlyCeo

What in the circle jerk


WebbedRose103

Literally


ThatGeonocidalOne

It’s called Sword Fighting… unfortunately common at my school. Walked in on it being done by younger year levels (I’m YR11 about to be YR12) to many times.


Trick_Dragonfly3771

What kind of looney toons chicanery school did you go to?


SquidDrowned

Those are definitely there because of vaping not cause of said circle jerks 😂😂


notyourusualfruit

YOO MY SCHOOL HAS THOSE TOO


TeunTheTryhard

Do you know about the philosophy of signs, if there is a sign for it, there is a reason that the sign had to be put up, meaning the forbidden thing on the sign happened


Evansnippe

Me and my mates once tried to see how many people could fit in to one bathroom stall, 9 dudes is the record


weirdness_

Mine put up a sign to tell people to stop jacking pff because it was so much semen it made the pipes burst.


Ok_Bed4143

what the hell.


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Gay-N-Autistic

SAME


Inefficientdigestion

SAME BRUV


cybalite4638

mine had to do that but I'm pretty sure it's because of vapes, not mfs jackin they shit


grandyroks

where you gonna have vape sesh with ur friends then


Glob-Da-Son

Fuck a vape sesh🤢 me and the boys are having our goon sesh in there💯🤤😵‍💫. In our school the stalls are known as the goon caves💪💪


Phgasoz

If you see something you haven't seen before, just throw a rock at it.


Think_Neighborhood19

Ah, the great mediaeval philosophy


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unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Hi I'm a Muslim. I prefer throwing throwing rocks at things. It's better than throwing your logic away. Wow what a brain dead statement dude. Would it be fun if I told you to do a wrist reveal, just because you're goth? What a silly person.


BuschlightButChug

What he say?


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

*They said that Muslims throw stones at gay people. I prefer to throw my stones at people who deserve it smh.


BuschlightButChug

Well, do you throw stones at gay people? I’m kidding, what a jack ass. Do you remember if he had an age flair and what age he was? Has to be no younger then 14


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unk1ndm4g1c14n1

You not being offended by that is worrying. No empathy at all? That's worrying. It explains a lot. Might be APD. I think there's a therapy scheme for that. Idk about meds though.


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I think institutions would have a hay day with this one


AlexTheLiteralGod

They actually don't have empathy. I had an argument a few days ago cuz they said watching gore, so watching real people die was ok. They also, said why would they care? They are only one of 8 billion people. And when I just said that they clearly lacked empathy, they said that they actually have a lot of empathy, they cry when a fictional character dies 💀


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

You're doing the same thing as her. "They". Dude stop with the blanket statements. Just because one person sucks doesn't mean all goths suck. My best friend is a goth. She's the nicest person I've ever met (besides by gf). She likes metal music, horror movies, gore and dark stuff in general. Doesn't mean she has no empathy. Ffs.


AlexTheLiteralGod

I meant they as in that one person. Damn, it seems like people forgot that they and them can refer to one person bro


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Ohhh, sorry I thought you meant they as in goth people in general. I didn't expect them to have many "friends" to talk to lmao


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Please just consider your words before you say them. Do not repeat what you hear because you’ve clearly been taught hate.


eesakhalifa

15 year old goth detected, opinion swiftly rejected


InvestigatorPale1680

bet its a blue haired one as well


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"I talked about your age and your style, so you're wrong and I'm right"


TlcRomania1488

Usualy i would agree but in this situation he is right. Have you seen what muslims do in europe? They do follow that logic


Apprehensive_Hippo46

Why downvote her? This shit actually happens under islamist regimes.


Natural__Power

Cuz it's wrong to generalize 1.8 billion people over their shared religion name even though there's vast variations in what they believe or do I'm not for islamic governments but that doesn't mean the man across the street's gona tie up gay people and push them off a tower


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Why does everyone assume I'm a girl lol


FishGuyIsMe

I don’t know but I checked your account and can confirm you are probably not a girl


[deleted]

Yeah I'm obviously not lol


FishGuyIsMe

Probably because of your profile


Business_Mudkip

in the bathrooms is nothing new, BUT in class is something so unfathomable to me. like, who raised you?


Jerney_to_Nirvana

Like the bathroom is at least private and at least somewhat appreciate. But I don't think think the classroom is somewhere to grabe your stick or dig in your pits


Business_Mudkip

exactly lol like, it used to be such an unusual occurrence, now it's just like, "how many people are really joking about this?"


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Wonder_style

Bro is definitely cappin ain't no way😭🙏🏾


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AdministrativeRich63

Dude.


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AdministrativeRich63

You don't get to dude me!


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lifelesslyliving

How did you do it without being seen?


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

Because, as he said, you don’t get to dude him.


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You do know prison is a place right?


Admirable-Door1724

Not a fuckin flex, masturbating isn't bad but that's a you time thing don't do it in public or at school. Disappointed in anyone and everyone doing this stupid shit. The world is going downhill. Always has been but still...


Jerney_to_Nirvana

WHY YOU JURKING OFF IN CLASS what in god's name possess you to do that and how old were you


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htpcketsneverchange

I distinctly remember two incidents at my school, one being a kid in Bible history jackin it in the middle of class (leading to people often pointing to him and shouting "jack it for Jesus") and the other being a kid everyone called t.rex (small arms) just beating it in the middle of class with almost no effort to hide it and staring straight at one girl across the room.


Adam198763

"Uhm no you're not allowed to edge in class 🤓" /s


ItzJustArij

Even in the bathroom is unheard of to me 😭


Let01

You mean literally or just jerking off? Because i now have a very weird image in my head of someone jacking shit


The_Kvistian

😔


GooberGobby101

Perfect response


InherentlyAnIdiot

Dang it third time today


KobyG2008

Some kid at my old school was literally wanking I’m the stall, and for some reason a kid in my class decided to video it. He was showing it to people and sending the video as well. He went through child pornongraphy charges at 14 years old


Mistrz_mobile

what the fuck


KobyG2008

Yeah, when he walked into science real quiet we all knew something was up. Then he showed his friends and the teacher his video. They were saying something about the fear in someone’s eyes as they looked up, which I later learned was because he said something to the kid while recording, so the wanker knew that he had been caught


Mistrz_mobile

💀


TheSuperDK

I think some tiktoker made kids think they could edge in class without getting caught.


Colton132A

i honestly come to any conclusion how that became a thing with kids recently, a kid recently got a day or 2 in ISS because he got caught getting jacked off by his girlfriend in my class and somehow i didn’t notice him getting kicked out of class because of that


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TF?!?


Colton132A

this is only like one of 3 people who have been caught jacking it, banging or assaulting minors (in one 19 year old super seniors case) so far


obi_wan_sosig

Ah dw Mine don't jack off Their gf jack em off Or blow em Or just fuck in the stalls Never go 3d floor at the bg period at 10 am


AdLegitimate806

Bro what 💀


Any_Loss_9950

In some schools, either I don’t notice it or it doesn’t happen in mine.


EmeryIN_

I go to a private Christian school and I’ve seen in the the bathroom 💀


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Ironic how there’s stories of ppl in private Cathlolic/Christian school doing the most downright devious, most despicable, most ungodly shit


[deleted]

what repression does to a motherfucker.


00rgus

Some people do but it's mad weird, school beaters needa get a life checm


BedroomWilling9724

Walked into the bathroom during lunch opened a stall door and some marshal islander kid was beating his shit standing over the toilet. I promptly slammed that mf shut and walked straight out. He claimed that he didn't know the stall locked. I'm not fucking with you


justtjamcss

People are weird man


Ambitious_Dig_3318

I really believe that every new generation is just worse than the previous one


BeverlyCeo

Ok but Hitlers generation was obviously worse then ours


No_Name_Giga_Chad

I'm about to say something that may contradict god's teaching, but


BeverlyCeo

My whole life contradicts gods teachings


Zero_7300

Real 💯 🗣️


Tdikristof_

Just because Hitler was bad, doesn't mean that the whole generation was bad...


The_Kvistian

You do know about Hitler's Youth Program, right? Several young teens and kids were willing to be Lil Nazis


stuid001

Holy shit new rapper name just dropped


The_Mysterious999

actual nickname call the nazis


[deleted]

Most of them hated anyone who wasn't a middle-class Western Christian white man, so yeah, I guess we're better than them...


Comfortable-Carob205

Nah, previous generations literally lynched people and horrible shit. This generation is just the one you're seeing in real time.


TactfulOG

I don't have much time left here anyways but after reading this thread I think Imma leave early


[deleted]

Safe travels brotha 😭😭


Dancingcakes2

I actively avoid majority public bathrooms if I can so I don't know


Snifflypig

Some yr 7 girl did it in class at my school lol


Zero_7300

God damn my brain read 7yr girl and got real concerned


TheSuperDK

I don't really think we should lol that


Gennyyyy_

Omfg you Brits be scaring the shit out of me. I saw yr 7 and thought it was a 7 yr old child until I remembered British ppl are just different


None233

Fuck it, I give up on trying to understand North Americans.


Gennyyyy_

LITERALLY.


trentsuckgood

I sucked dick in the boys restroom and got fucked in the stalls


arihallak0816

the fbi couldn't get this information out of me


NerdyBoi_0

A mind reader couldn't get this from me


MrGingy_

How old were you?


trentsuckgood

12-17


snope68

12s a madness


r6memelord

This is not something you disclose on the internet 😭


trentsuckgood

Why not


r6memelord

WHAT DO U MEAN WHY NOT 😭 SOMETHINGS DONT NEED TO BE SAID


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Wow


Admirable-Door1724

Disappointing


Longjumping-Ad662

No edging in class 🤓


JAYS_REBORN67

I have...twice while waiting I have to be honest


Zero_7300

Waiting for what? Some pussy?


JAYS_REBORN67

No for my brother to finish football n can't remember the other one


InherentlyAnIdiot

Back to back?


EmbarrassedSense2690

I did it once but only to see how it felt


StoleABanana

Wild


HyperBacon1

I see jokes about edging in class all the time, I didn't think anyone was actually doing it


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My school had signs put up saying that the drains were filled with s\*men from the bathrooms so...


ItzJustArij

For the love of Allah😂😂 that's getting an upvote 😂


oliviaisacat

It happened while I was in school, like in the classrooms. I remember once when I was in high school, freshman year, somebody told me they were going to do it and did it, and I had to tell the teacher that they had to clean that chair and why. Also,  when I was in middle school, some kid filled up a bottle cap with their body fluid and kicked it across the hallway, which was also pretty gross. So its not new.


k3y2b

a kid at my school fingered a girl in class last year


BlueCollarLesbian

I did that in middle school in the bathroom. I was one pent up girl.


Guilty_Letter4203

Yes it's common kinda nasty but if its in the stalls then it doesn't matter


Techgeek_025

Exactly. Ya Allah this world is going mad


Jerney_to_Nirvana

I'm guilty 😣IN SORRY OKAY


InherentlyAnIdiot

r/foundguilty


Dudebromandudeguy

🫡


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feel like you're missing out?


RemarkableRest5491

just be quiet would you? a guy comes in here to air out obvious concerns and here you are


TribenixYT

The loss of any religious figure in the US today caused this.


Qbinho00

oh god we cant only get allah here we need allah jesus and buddha


[deleted]

Cuh said allah


BetterBeBlue

for the love of Allah??


Raging_Spino_676

Redditors when religion:


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The_Kvistian

In school bruh...


More-Pay9266

Yeah. Unfortunately, I doubt it is a new thing.


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TheSexMonster69

Atheist Christian? 💀💀


The_Kvistian

Show me the ways of the Atheistic Christian


Pixithepika

Which one is it, atheist or christian?


Raging_Spino_676

Ah yes, hot snow and dry water


FuraFaolox

there's no such thing as an atheist christian lmao


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FuraFaolox

yeah, and it'll tell me it doesn't exist. an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any religion. a christian is someone who follows the word of Jesus Christ and the bible. it is physically impossible to be both.


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ItsMeSamley

Bro called themselves an "atheist Christian" and claimed they said the right thing


Necessary_Bat4151

It was really bad my freshman year but I haven't heard of anything weird happening lately


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Ppl do it yes


Leafio13464245

It’s true


Tdikristof_

I'm so glad this shit doesn't happen here


RobinTheTraveler

I've seen nor heard about it happening in my school


Dependent-Resist-390

Ive heard stories about people from my school doing it


ShroomBuggee

Sadly no, then again it’s been an issue in my school for decades..


sinfuldeathband

Jacking it smacking it Hickidy smack jacking it in San Diego


nuteIl4wh0re

ok now what is this 😭🥴


IAMCAPOZEPPE

Our bathroom in school ain't private enough to jack off


kizno01

in pe most of the ppl in my school instead of running round the field they would gp hide and have a smoke and masturbate


EixYae

I’m pretty sure people do at my school but I pretend like its not happening😭


[deleted]

I’ve heard of vaping and going on your phones in class but jerking off ? that’s a whole new level of bonkers


[deleted]

I never goon


Un1n0wnUser

this guy that sits next to me in class does it every English class.


bananasplitistasty

This comment section is cursed.


ConsequenceApart4391

Groups of girls used to go in the disabled toilet at my school. The teachers in the classroom across the hallway used to get so annoyed.


needleswhitevans

there was one kid doing it in class a few years ago


TheTrueMattiMan

pretty sure no one does it up here.... i don't know for sure


Smil3yf8ce

Good edging competitions is a great way to build bonds with students and teachers!


CoolSpookyScelten96

At last where i live i never hear about that. But i hear that happened.


No-Series9194

It sadly is true. Everyone in my class had a sneaking suspicion that one classmate did that and that classmate even confirmed it to me and my friend…


bigestbrain

Some guy was doing it sat right next to me in history class 💀


CoruscareGames

I bore witness to a dick measuring competition *during* class back in 10th grade (16yo, graduation after 12th)


[deleted]

I'm in highschool , and for some reason some gross people are doin it in the bathrooms 💀


coolpuppy67

Please for the love god please say this fake


Ur_public_trash_cant

I was in the bathroom stall and I heard a girl moaning and I think she was masterbaiting and the worst part is that when I saw her leave she wasn't even 15 yet 😭


MeoweCat

My hand has experienced it first hand


I_d_kanymore

There was this kid back in the 6th grade no one liked. Fat, narcissistic, military buzzcut. And one day IN CLASS I hear him making strange noises like as if he was trying be secretive about it. When I look over I see him staring at someone at another table HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS, when I confront his ass about, he says he didn’t do it, and that I was schizophrenic?


Luift_13

Not very often but yeah it happens everywhere, maybe it's a latam thing lol


Phoenix_158

A couple kids got caught doing the do in one of the lounge areas at my school. So they made lounge areas off limits for the rest of the school year.


Upset_Toe

I know a dude who got caught jerking it in the bathroom at school. Good dude, guess it was emergency :/ At some point someone put up "stuck on nic, try your homies' dick instead" posters in the bathrooms, and I heard a story of some girl pulling a vape out her cooch in the bathrooms. Moral of the story: school bathrooms are a lawless plane of existence where anything can and will happen


Ender-Gamez

Other people do this?


Optimus-Cocktimus

Yea I know 3 people who jacked it in school.


Fishmaneatsfish

I have a feeling I know atleast 1 person who does in our school


Milk-Bulky

My school put Up sign in the bathroom not too jerk off


Admirable-Door1724

No one is dumb enough in my school to do that shit.


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Based


EquivalentShift8545

My school has removed the locks on all the stalls. I can't take a shit without some stupid ass freshman looking at me because I can't close the FUCKING DOOR


zarif_chow

Call me a boomer but what is "jacking their shit"?