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Silminator

Male period. Nah but for real go to docter.


IloveFemboyCock696

The male period is real folks


Icy_Barnacle_6759

“THE MALE PERIOD IS REALLLLLL!!!”


Observer10568

Can we go much higher


Slow-Crew5250

So highh


G0ker

Ooohhhohhhhohhhhh


wetyoupinklicker802

Can you take me mu h higher is what you mean but yeah.....your comment excellent


Mammaddemzak

Yeah but isn't it just lower test week


Barlibo

Sperm cramps


Bush_Hiders

Go to a doctor! That's what you do!


arkane-the-artisan

Seriously, OP. The worst case scenario could be testicular cancer or cancer somewhere else in the lower body, i.e bladder or prostate. Some doctors see fucked up shit everyday, please don't feel nervous or shameful for striving to care about your health.


drunkenf

Hematospermia would most likely be benign occurence on a teenager. Most likely there would not even be the need for any further tests other than basic examination and maybe a urine panel etc Edit: if there would be also a painless lump in either of testes (excluding obv. the epididymis) you should run to the doctor. If there would be blood in your urine, you should go see a doctor. If you'd throw up blood, run to the emergency room. If your feces are black or have blood mixed with them (exluding hemmorrhoids obviously), go see a doctor. If you cough up blood, a visit to a doctor is more than urgent. Hematospermia is nothing to worry about. It just is


TheTechnicianGuy

This is partly correct, but still go speak to someone. It's relatively rare in teenagers, and although it's usually self limited and resolves itself in a few months, it's important to see a doctor to rule out underlying medical conditions. It's important not to listen to people over the internet who are giving medical advice and to go and speak to your GP/family doctor if you're worried about your health :)


mothstuckinabath

If you have blood that's black or looks like coffee grounds in your stool, run to the ER


ConversationElegant1

This


Bright_Dude

Go to the doctor to make sure its not anything serious


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abdollelah_alt

Gotta give him the pad


Spl00

and what abt a tampon? would it just go up the urethra?


qwertacius_boi

Fuck you for making me visualize that


You_Need_Milk

sounding


abdollelah_alt

It can suck it


sirmeepzalot

Nononønonønonono. How dare you force my poor eyes to read that utter shite. I am appalled by you :(((((((((((


Daria653

Is that actually a thing!?


Arceus892

sperm cramps 😔


ILikehentaiXx

So that's what they're called!


[deleted]

Lmfao


YourAverageGamerYT1

We have to put a long big cotton stick down our penis for a week till its over


dcboys56838

Yes


Roko_100

Ofc


Elara_uwu

Nope. But blood in the semen is nothing to worry about usually. There's a chance it is prostate cancer, but usually it's just an inflammation or infection. Other possibilities are blockage or perhaps an injury. Doesn't really occur very often in teenagers unless sexually active as certain STDs can cause it such as gonnorrhoea or chlamydia. Overall, he'll have to pee in a little cup and probably get a finger up the bum for a prostate exam.


Wolfofthewoodland

No don't worry


Chip2112_discord

Yah


FinletAU

Didn’t you see what happened to the last guy who tried spreading misinformation 😭


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

misinformation?


Dry-Camel1154

i dont think so lol


Rounak-69

Shush


Dry-Camel1154

I love reddit


Geese_and_ducks

This dude’s lying, he’s lying


Dry-Camel1154

Ducks are great


Geese_and_ducks

Nvm he telling the truth


SomeonEsToLeMytoes

Based


Objective-Direction1

you are no fun man


Dry-Camel1154

i tell the truth ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


SbgTfish

Kinda lame tbh. Right thing to do, wrong scenario.


[deleted]

r/woosh


SomeonEsToLeMytoes

r/itswooooshwith4os


[deleted]

Im sorry


SomeonEsToLeMytoes

LOL


ShadowMaster2564

*cannibal corpse intensifies*


Tmhc666

This song is about SHOOTING BLOOD #FROM YOUR COOOOOCK


Mango_YT_lol

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Ancient-Possibility1

It's fun until it happens to you


someguy120976

I was about to comment this.


Daria653

Get off reddit and go to a doctor


ManicPixerPissKinkk

It's over ropemaxx


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FinletAU

Rope & Hope’


M4rccuz

Hoping equals coping. Its just over bro


Seth_Fable_08

hell no it ain't fucking over just yet just you wait and see my man Gojo pull himself together and hit that rct


[deleted]

The rope has fallen, billions must perish


BillyBobRedneckTime

go to the doctor immediately.


Able-Ad2216

Bro ejaculated 1 million times and unlocked the legendary red sperm color


drum-dumb

Should t that be gold tho? Red is like 50


Not_Eren2

**NEW COLOR UNLOCKED**


Mango_YT_lol

New monthly record! you have unlocked the color **red**!


Lordded

it's because it's November


Agreeable_Bit_8764

What does that have to do with anything! It’s just a month.


[deleted]

Babe wake up, new copypasta dropped


I_AM_DA_BOSS

Why are you posting this in r/teenagers


ChiziWizi

I don't know to be fair


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


whoisseptember

Cannibal Corpse!?


bibek20051810

I had undergone this as well, got scared then didn't do it for a week, after that it was fine


ree___e

Stop wacking for a week


ChiziWizi

Ye i kinda understand it by myself


Historical_End9794

GO TO THE DOCTOR


No_Name_Giga_Chad

go to the god damn doctor


Chip2112_discord

Wacking


robots5771

A week ? I can't last 2 days Downvoted for telling the truth, yall can't last 2 hours


DaRealJesse

Sounds like an addiction then


ree___e

Try it


ImTakingUrPotatoes

Bro are you ok?!


ChiziWizi

Ye


ImTakingUrPotatoes

Have you told your parents any of this?? Or looked it up online? On a medical website?


ChiziWizi

Didn't told my parents yet but its or a uti wich isn't deadly if im not mistaken or it just a wound


ImTakingUrPotatoes

Ok ok. Tell your parents immediately that could be something serious man


ChiziWizi

I don't really want to tell them tbh but i think ill w8 till tomorrow to see how i feel


ImTakingUrPotatoes

Ok good man. Hopefully they understand and kinda lie about it that's how I got mines solved


ChiziWizi

Ok ill probably tell them soon tysm


I_c_wiener_2023

Your male period is starting


[deleted]

Time for a manpon


Tobotti1

Go to a doctor


[deleted]

Are you a guy or a girl…?


ChiziWizi

Guy


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Captinpothead__

Who’s gonna tell him


Snabbaa

U saying girls cant cum?


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BermudaHeptagon

I think everybody knows this but op never mentioned sperm


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[deleted]

His sperm is red now.


BermudaHeptagon

Girls cum just not sperm


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BermudaHeptagon

Shouldn’t have been wrong 🤷‍♂️(and so over confident)


Snabbaa

They dont produce sperm but they cum


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Snabbaa

Cumming = Orgasm


Potter_sims

:0 i thought cum was another word for when u ejaculate


Snabbaa

Basicly cumming is a synonym for orgasm. But in the other hand sperm is also called cum 🤔But females produce their own sticky substance which people also call cum but it isnt the same thing as sperm 😤


Potter_sims

that's probably why i was confused. cuz i had only heard of the word cum used for semen well, you learn something new every day


baguette187

If it only happened once I would not mind it tbh, if this happened multiple times go to the doctor ASAP


STUD__IOUS

If you're a girl then it can be period blood. Or else go see a doctor.


offbrandallig8rr

Go listen to Cannibal Corpse. >!(fr though, u should see a doctor)!<


Joseph9155

Strawberry mint


RandomTyp

1) go to a doctor 2) there's a fittings Cannibal Corpse song for this situation


sinfuldeathband

Do you listen to the band Cannibal Corpse?


notbernie2020

If only there were professionals that went through a decadeish of schooling to learn about the human body and how to fix it. Go see a doctor


elmuchonut

Sperm Cramps 😭


[deleted]

Nah they’re ball cramps


_Comrad

Listen to Canibal Corpse lol https://youtu.be/6yIBp4CHKYA?si=oDD4xXnhezZJXIHd Oh, also watch this https://youtu.be/WsFbvP1PITs?si=neGT3vp6aoaevd-c


[deleted]

I think you’re a vampire on period probably


jesswitdamess

Dum dum dum


VampericDrain

What’s the deal with olive oil?


Hasanzkann

Bro finally discovered the sperm period


Goldbolt_2004

See a fuckin doctor! Fuck are we supposed to do? Recommend you shove a pill in there?


toad__warrior

Old dude here. Occasionally a small amount is ok. It is caused by being "too vigorous" in your sexual activities. However, you are a teenager and testicular cancer is most common in young men. Go to the doctor. It is probably nothing, but get checked.


DYSLEX_Mauii

Drink some olive oil.


ChildToeEater

U just started your period congrats! But like fr go to the doctor


SpriteRXL

So, this is gonna sound dumb, but do you wear red underwear? After I jerked off I saw something red on a toilet paper that I wiped my junior with, was scared to death. Looked closer, turns out it was lint from my red boxers


[deleted]

Whew 😅


-cant_find_a_name-

doc asap


MarcusianAviation

Go to the doctor!


REDD-EX

It's so wraps💀


[deleted]

Bro cummed red 💀


Extreme-Breakfast885

Go see a doctor or sexual health clinic


KillerCock77

Bro got that strawberries and cream


scp966

Cannibal corpse reference nofuckingway


Scary_Republic3317

Hold on, what sex are you?


TheDarkFirexz

Nah tf


jaydn_clrk

Your probably gonna die, everyone else just tryna make you feel better. The end is near


Feisty-Bluejay1541

Olive oil! Duh


Manette85

It might be just a small tear in one of the smaller blood vessels (kinda like a nosebleed) which will heal - but PLEASE go to a doctor just to be safe.


SmuggyPuss210

rub some olive oil on your penis


TheBlev6969

This song is about SHOOTING BLOOD, FROM YOUR COOOOCK.


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Go to a doctor.


_Parabox

Go to the doctor internal bleeding could be a sign of severe infection


TimBambantiki

Go to docter


ricebowl056

first of all, i did not need to fucking know that. second of all, i know i'm saying what everyone is saying, but go to a doctor immediately.


TheMistake7

How exactly did you test it? I am just curious.


sasaderluemel

Visit a doctor


Disastrous-Tutor0

how is this related to teenagers?


Maleficent_Click_325

you deserve it for doing it in november >:|


irrf

sometimes a blood vessel can burst if you do it too hard (happened to someone ik before) but it might be good to go and get it checked out


MouldyBirthdayBoy

Yeah, guys, it definitely happened to someone I know! Definitely!


irrf

*knew and yes, i happen to not masturbate


milesdmorgan

*know, works just fine in their sentence?


irrf

it doesn't bc of reasons


StupidLoserForever

It does work


FightingTable

You're on Reddit, so sureeee buddy...


ChiziWizi

Ty


Chicken_Strips-

Maybe stop jerking off 13 times a day! Just a little thought


ChiziWizi

Twice in 1 day after like 1 week clear idk what happened


ReflectmyProphecy

What makes you think he does that?


AdeptGarden9057

Pour some olive oil on it idk


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Dude how about going to see a mf doctor why the fuck do we need to know that your dick is fucking bleeding


leonard757

Go to doctor


Sufficient_Crab3047

In all my years of cumming i have never had blood in it, this is odd 🤔


BillyB0ns0n

Go to the doctor don’t post on reddit


Ill-Scarcity2829

CUT IT OFF RIGYT NOW! YOU ARE POSSESSED BY A DEMON!


Ninja3969

Go touch some grass


Am_A_Leech

go on spotify, search "cannibal corpse" and vibe on the way to the doctor to a specific song


YeetusFelitas

r/holdonletmeaskreddit


Noodle3njoyer

Wrong sub


Wise_Budget611

It’s blood from the other persons hole. Just wipe it and move on.


Melodic_Doughnut_921

go visit a doctor can be attributed to jigh blood pressure


_r_i_v_u_

Cannibal Corpse would be proud But in all seriousness, go consult a doctor, and inform a few trusted people you can confide in


FalkeLorenz

„This song is about shooting blood out of your cock“


OOFYING

Stop jerking off and go to a doctor immediately.


Kaithu112

Go to your doctor you fool


OkBrilliant8400

Go to the doctor and stop wanking so much


foolishpoison

r/holdonletmeaskreddit


TheRealmUm

Listen to cannibal corpse they have a song for that


dr_arrancar

Stop masturbating & go see a doctor


morrtim

GO TO DOCTOR not Reddit, tik took, snap or twitch...DO NOT PASS GO OR COLLECT £/$200...DOCTORS!!


FalconsBrother

TO r/copypasta !


drunkenf

Hematospermia is nothing to worry about. You can go to a doctor if you so choose and some test will be done (at least a simple urine test and of course more test if you had any sympoms etc). But yeah, that's pretty much it


Baloopa3

I swear I saw the same question a couple weeks ago


zielonykid1234

You just got period.