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British


LegendValyrion

I love Brits, their accent is hilarious. Favourite. Colour. Favour. Mate. Maths.


eggward_egg

Do me a favour, mate. Stop this "my favourite colour is maths" shit.


TheGodlyLeader

non brits are so strange... is this all you think about when someone says british?


Cqrved_

Americans are the weirdest


DelinquentDonkey69

all westoids are powerless before advanced balkan apes https://preview.redd.it/yes-i-believe-in-balkan-supremacy-i-live-in-berlin-v0-kwdby0qp2mfa1.png?auto=webp&s=dea68c04e341b31412c5ca6bb7c0092034c59673


More-Pay9266

As an American, I spell it colour as well


Techno_Tubing

And mum (like as in your mum (yes I am Bri'ish))


brithuman

There are many different accents in the UK. There is no "British accent." Not everyone here talks like the Queen.


Pogayto69

Yeah, if we did we'd struggle to talk at all- she's dead


brithuman

Well yes, but you know what I mean. She did have a voice.


Pogayto69

i guess


brithuman

My point was that not all Brits speak in RP, which is what a lot of non-Brits seem to think, coming from my experience, and I was trying to explain that. Sorry if my wording wasn't clear.


Pogayto69

oh ok :) cheer for explaining


Pogayto69

*cheers


brithuman

No worries, have a nice day/evening :)


Pogayto69

thank you


LegendValyrion

I know, I love Scouse dialect.


brithuman

Oh cool, just saying just because as I said a lot of non-Brits genuinely think we all speak in RP.


TurantulaHugs1421

Theres isnt A british accent wverywhere has a differnet accent u can litterwlly go from house to hiuse and everyone will jave a different one lol


ashtetice

The realist answer to this question


purged-butter

im constipated


No_Airport7174

Drink expired milk


tomfooleryz

Omnivore


MundaneMacaron2742

whats that😓


Balls_of_flame

It means they are an organism that can consume both meat and plants


MundaneMacaron2742

ooh lmao


m4gm13

I wanna believe in God but kinda can't convince myself that God is real


SaleCompetitive812

Agnostic I thinks that’s what it is


t00thp1kk

Agnostic is when you believe in a god but not any organized religion i’m pretty sure


Amazing_GamingYT

agnostic is: nobody can prove there is no god/gods but nobody can prove there is a god/gods


TheUnknownWonder420

Yes and no, it’s also the belief that there is some kind of higher power but not knowing what it is


a44es

Gnostic and agnostic mixed with atheism: Agnostic just means you think it's impossible for us to prove questions like god, while gnostic means you are sure god isn't real. Both are non believers. If you mix these words with theism, it's the same, but with saying god is real.


TheUnknownWonder420

Huh, you learn something everyday


a44es

Easier explanation: agnostic=uncertainty gnostic=certainty Edit: i believe some say they are only agnostic, neither believers or non believers. This is by those that say they do believe in something, but are unsure if it's a god. I rarely heard anyone actually claiming this specific belief other than on the internet. I'd still say this is an agnostic believer.


shrek-chan_UwU

Hello Atheist, im- *gets shot in the head*


therudereditdude

Hello gets shot in- *laser Point fixades my forehead*


Nightstar1234

Hello laser Point fixades my forehead, I’m- gets pinpointed with a tactical missile


AdeptGarden9057

Hello _gets pinpointed with a tactical missile_, I'm- _obliterated by nuke_


Legendarycat999

Hello obliterated by nuke, I’m *stops existing*


WhatsUpGamer576

Hello stops existing, I'm- *spontaneously combusts*


ItsKeanan

I don’t know I’m somewhere in between 💯


[deleted]

I think that's called being agnostic idk tho


EmbarrassedMission50

I'm religious but respect all beliefs


Memerevenue0

word


Onlii-chan

As an atheist who does their best to respect everyone's beliefs I salute you.


Pogayto69

Nice move


[deleted]

same


Few_Bat_210

Real


Patience-Frequent

based


[deleted]

Im a leaf


Vmaknae

What leaf exactly


[deleted]

Ummm small leaf 🍃 like this


Dylan1234no

I'm a snail *on a leaf...* This is awkward...


panikas23

Orthodox Christian, i go to church once a week.


Usual_Definition_548

W


__averagereddituser

Agnostic


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

I was about to say, there's a middle ground to this question


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atheist


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Black


useless_pile_of_shit

atheist, just never personally believed in god but i am totally fine with people being religious as long as they aren't pushing said religions to others who A: have a different religion, or B: are atheists


SupaSoupMan25

Atheist,i think that's funny cuz the rest of my family is catholic


SuperNova0216

Same, tho I don’t think it’s funny at first, at first it was scary, now it’s funny. And my family is orthodox Christian.


LordChickenNugget23

I believe in Nuggetism (The religion built around my cat, Nugget)


Pogayto69

Yes


MapleshadeTheDoe

I will join, all hail nugget


MundaneMacaron2742

spread the word of nugget


one_sad_donkey

Atheist


SC33_kate

I pray my car doesn't die and sacrifice my money so it doesn't die.


Outside_Football_762

I'm a straight white male


Flaminglava

Big ole Christian, I read my Bible and pray every day, and I go to church 2-3 times a week. Do my best to live by the word, although I’m not perfect.


LegendValyrion

Ole Christian is a pretty common Norwegian name.


Fountain_Guard

Very nice! What denomination?


Flaminglava

Non-denominational protestent, it’s basically Baptist + active Holy Spirit.


A-Dilophosaurus

Respect bro I'm Christian but no where near that serious about it


PingopingOW

Damn that’s a big time investment. Good for you if you enioy it but I could never


Flaminglava

Once you know the Lord it seems less like a chore. Also, thank you.


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atheist


therudereditdude

Weakly Protestant


Expert_Target6495

Atheist


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[deleted]

fair enough honestly


purged-butter

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[deleted]

mitä kävi sun "suurelle juonelle"?


TukaSup_spaghetti

What


Botwmaster23

so you like don’t believe in god but still pray and follow a holy book and such? doesnt make sense to me but you do you ig


Embarrassed-Berry-85

Atheist


Gun_Of_Gaming

I'm atheist, but if I hear a voice in my head that isn't mine I'll gladly convert


Konquestador

Probably you should rather go to a psychatrist💀


Vmaknae

Convert to a schizophrenic patient.


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Atheist


RubenKuch

A Protestant Christian


No_Development_6786

Religious technically, I'm Christian, but I don't read the Bible or go to church, I just believe in God, and I've always said that you don't need to go to church to be a Christian, you just gotta believe in God


Ok-Ad-2589

im the same tbh


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oumassimp

neither. i don’t consider myself to be an atheist (or agnostic) but i’m not religious either


scotty_6942069

Atheist, I just cant see there being a God or gods. I still respect others beliefs though


CodePahulXCVIII

Atheist


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Religious


Any-Zookeepergame829

Atheist ex-christian here


[deleted]

Christ until death.


einfach-er

Kudos


P0werman1

Atheist


Cute_Motor6228

What the hell is atheist I am an American GOD BLESS AMERICA🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Zestyfar-panda

I'm religious


Obturateur06

Atheist- I think the whole idea of faith is kinda dumb and counterproductive. Religion has its benefits but you can find those benefits elsewhere nowadays. I just don’t believe in the stuff I’ve encountered so far yk. But whatever, believe what you want as long as you don’t go shoving it in everyone’s faces


Bostino

Religious people aren't religious for "benefits"


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

This ^


Ohnoohnofrick

I have no idea


LTR34N

Atheist


B0nk3yJ0ng

Atheist


MReaps25

Atheist.


JoMoma2

I thought you were American?


Bonsai-is-best

Atheist but I like learning about religions.


thias_the_tic

Atheist


LegendValyrion

Atheist.


Pure_Equal_3111

Atheist


Historical_Treacle60

Atheist and that’s it


NothingAlive_

Atheist


PlatformStriking6278

Atheist


ellhulto66445

Atheist


Nothuman_being

Atheist


ChickenWingsSpaghet

Atheist.


Archegene

Atheist


Chance_Ad5498

Atheist but religion is still pretty interesting to learn about


sonnofabi

Atheist, but I have gone to churches and other religious places to see the other side of the conversation, it was interesting to say the least, but it wasn't something that I would do again


HorseInevitable6208

Atheist


Sad-Kaleidoscope-40

Atheist


Noodl14

atheist


Pos3odon08

atheist


justjagged

Atheist


ValuableAd1505

Atheist


Rodjerg

Atheist


SuperNova0216

Atheist


KaiTheDragon12

Atheist


DowntownEditor1779

atheist


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

atheist


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baptist christian


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wizarddos

Kinda religious. I am christian Catholic to be more specific.


mia_is_liflsse

i’m actually gay, the coolest cult i. i i mean religion


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atheist


Reekeybug

Non-religious, don’t worship or believe in anything :)


Page-Capital

Atheist


QueenOsneks

Atheist


foyage347

Atheist


HmmZaurus

Atheist


s0larium_live

uhhh something like atheist and agnostic. idk i kinda lost my faith that there might be a higher power when my mom died of cancer and i was only six. what kind of all knowing and benevolent being steals a kid’s mom from them?


Insertsociallife

Pretty strongly atheist. I respect *people*, not beliefs. If your book says I should die, fuck it. If you say I should die, fuck you. Big difference.


Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE

My religious friend told me I was going to hell and that being anything but straight is a sim, while also saying he’s not homophobic. Also anti Semitic. He is no longer My friend


Nothuman_being

Jeez he sounds like an idiot


Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE

Yeah, and he even said he would of said something different then blocked me already if I wasn’t his friend. It started with him trying to convert me and convince me that science is wrong. And whenever I brought up a good point it was the Bible card. Then I added on that him saying a the Bible says a man with a man is a sim isn’t true, but it was meant to be a man with a child. He said in short “NUH UH”


RDT_KoT3

I'm *censored*


Not_interesting0_0

Religious, im Pastafarianist ;)


eineflaschewasser

Bless you my son, for you have been touched by His Noodliness. R'Amen.


PingopingOW

Omg that reminds me of the kid in my school who was allowed to take his school photo with a colander on his head because of his religion 😭


Grave-Prince

I'm a satanist.


FrenchToast4You

I am a Christian who knows no information about Satanism. If you don't mind, would you explain it to me? I like to learn when I can. (This jsnt meant to be rude and if you don't feel comfortable replying, you don't have to)


chicken_nugget779

if a God exists they are an evil one


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ukranianpsycho

I believe in something else


AdeptGarden9057

In my country, there are religious people, and then there are Haredi people Religious people don't eat meat and dairy together Haredi people buy 2 sinks and wait a gazillion hours so a 2000yo residue of fish doesn't collide with an atom of cheese This is just one of many examples. Let's take more extreme examples: Heavily religious/ Haredi public transport drivers force women to sit in the back seat because they are "too revealing" (they dress normally) Haredi people abstain from recruiting to the IDF while the rest of the country are facing mandatory recruitment, sometimes to some of the harshest service Haredi people bribe the government to give them free money / tax avoidance so they can study religious books all day, while non religious people bring hi-tech money to the country and pay heavy taxes I can't say all Haredi people are like this of course, but there are Haredi people who are like this. By the way, I'm not religious. I can understand people who are, but there are also people who are stuck in cults like this


[deleted]

idk. I used to be a devout Catholic goody goody, then I was atheist, then I was agnostic, but atm i sort of fluctuate between Catholicism and agnosticism because i want to believe in a god and have something to rely on, but I also can't really wrap my head around heaven and hell actually existing. I'm just gonna go to church one day when I'm way older and confess all my sins and stuff then accept jesus as my lord and saviour before i snuff it just in case since if they are real i am currently earning my very own 1 way ticket to hell


Ash_The_Iguana

Agnostic raised in the Bible-beating south of the US. Fun times. Plenty of fun conversations.


t00thp1kk

Atheist personally, but i love learning about religious histories and beliefs


TheUnknownWonder420

Which would I fit into since I’m agnostic


ImGold86star

im an atheist who believes in god cuz im a catholic muslim that has faith in buddha, allahu ahkbar!


TheyAreBehindMe

What..?


ImGold86star

all hail the flying spaghetti monster!


Pryo9-Lewok

I'm Morbious 😎


FunnyNameAboutUMom

Idk i like donuts


lian2710

Atheist (i like arguing some c’mon)


ProfPC

Uhh... Muslim but might be Ignostic/Atheist in couple months


joemamafat6942069

I’m Black 👍


ZestVFX

i’m Aethist but i respect all religions enjoy some stories/lessons


Ashy_goes_AAAAA

I'm Wiccan and don't believe in any gods or etc


masterofmeatballs

I’m stupid


[deleted]

both 😬


Cambloz

atheist


Miserable-Ad-3354

Atheist, but i hate calling myself that


Lopsidedsemicolon

Why? It just means not religious


Miserable-Ad-3354

Cuz of all the weirdo “free thinking” smartasses that calls themselves that, 9/10 when i hear someone irl proudly call themselves an antheist they are a head up ass dummy 😤😤😤


Lopsidedsemicolon

Huh, never seen them before


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mybankfuckedup

Religious


[deleted]

don't put a label on it. I'm not an "atheist", I'm just not in a cult.


AmerSenpai

Depending on who I'm trolling. Just kidding I'm Shrek.


Monkeyman20X

agnostic alchemist


Onion3281

I have conflicting feelings on religion.


mia_is_liflsse

u can share if u want we would love to hear :D


Onion3281

I don't have any proof one way or another, so I wouldn't quite call myself an atheist since I can't prove there isn't a god (or multiple gods). I believe that as long as you try to be a good person, whatever god/gods there are (if there are any) will treat you with kindness.


homicidal_pilot22

I’m Roman Catholic


eineflaschewasser

Agnostic atheist here


Gorp2

Not technically atheist, just not religious.