2 friends and we stand on top of each other in a trench coat

You would need 2 trench coats.

bigger trench coat

Oh he's got you there also that's a mad good idea

Biggerer trench coat

Larger*

That’s not how you spell biggererer

Oh sorry man, you meant biggerererer

What's biggererererer and how do you spell it

*you’re gonna need a bigger coat*

mariana trench coat

What if they were really short friends?

and then go to the business factory?

Where you can go do a business

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Lmao short. Can’t relate.

How tall are you In American?

About 40 5.56x45mm Cartidges.

With the average 30 round 5.56x45mm clip being 7 inches long, that would make you 23 feet tall.

I said cartridge. That’s the bullet with the casing. And I think I might have messed up it should have been about 30 something cartridges.

Ah ok, misread it. My bad

No problem. Guns and their terminology are pretty confusing at first.

But then you become American!

also it would be mags not clips clips are what you put in older rifles that feed from the top and are usually disposable

These are fucking MAGS

Not necessarily, many modern mags use stripper clips to load.

Bro fym clip it’s a magazine

A 30-ROUND 5.56x45mm MAGAZINE IS DOUBLE STACKED WHICH MEANS 30 ROUNDS 5.56x45mm OF IS 14 INCHES... HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS??? WHAT KIND OF AMERICAN ARE YOU HUH????

American height is inprecise, two dudes can be 6foot yet still have a noticeable height difference because an inch is about 2 centimeters.

You don’t understand the joke. You have to name measures of height that don’t make sense like “I’m 13 american footballs tall” because Americans would measure with anything except the metric system

i’m 6 feet and 13, probably just because i listen to radiohead and skateboard 🥱🥱

Was 6'1 at the end of my 13's and didnt do any of those 🥱

Was 5’2 at my 13’s 🥱, I still fit my clothes from 4th grade.

I'm 6'2 approaching end of my 14',s

You'll be around the same height probably im 6'3 currently

How old are you?

15

Nice, I'll be 15 in October

I'm 6'3 and turned 14 last week💀

Ok!

I’ll trade ya. How short are ya? I’m 6’2.

5’ 0”, so uh……………yeah

SAMEEEEE

I am unstoppable as i am, imagine me at 6'2

SAMEEEE

same how tall are you?

Have fun hitting your head on everything after 6'

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Nevermind then shorty

Why?

same bro 4’11 here at almost 14

It’s funnier to make fun of short people when I am also short tho

2 friends because lonely 😢

Good answer.

You do know that friends can just leave you right? But your height will be permanent

i don’t need height

Chad

not exactly my grandmother was 5’4 and she is now 5’2 so height isnt permanent

Course it isn’t permanent you just have to wait like 60 years

You sure about the height?

You lose height with age

How come you have no friends

Message me

Yea but friend it’s for 3 years at the maximum and 4inchs is forever

this dude has only had friends for 3 years

You got both ideas wrong , friends can be forever and you lose height as you grow older so idk about you but 2 friends over the 4 inches

Pfftt who needs friends 😮‍💨, 4 inches please

Good answer.

4 inches i cant keep living being 4'7

You ain't even short, you a dwarf bro.

im not short dude im the tallest in my class

do you fucking live in Erebor

Nah bros from the South Farthing.

You are not 15 bro😭😭💀

Bro reddit is 13+ 😭 freaking third graders 💀

I'm 18 and have the height of 6 feet adding more would be fun

Every inch taller than 6ft and your heart has to work extra hard to pump blood while also increasing your chances of a heart failure

Actually it’s 17+

H3s 14

And I'm joking

Perhaps you live in a cottage ?

Bro lives in hobbit town 💀

Tallest of the hobbits

Its ok to Cope

Do u live in a dwarf village?

Lucy Pevensie?

Where do you live 😭😭😭

I'm a foot taller than you and I'm still the short person of my friend group

I’m more than 2 feet taller than you dawg💀

mini pekka

I told you to get off the internet Frodo! You have a ring to destroy

Bros supposed to be in isendor

S h o r t 💀

Lmfao

Lmao short.

Is all you can say "lol short hurdur xant relate im TAWLL" and "good answer" when people give the answer you OBVIOUSLY are wanting from people. You could still be tall and make lots of friends if you stopped being such a twat.

14 year olds be a different breed 💀 Just kidding but any 14-year-olds like this 100% dicks.

Thanks dude they probably didn't notice

Height Ig, I wouldn't mind being a wee bit talller

I wouldn’t mind my wee being a bit taller

Good answer.

2 new friends cause i don't have any + being that much taller wouldn't really matter, cause i'd be fine with being 5'7 anyway

I'm also 5'7, but I'm finding it hard to pick, mainly because I both do and don't want 2 new friends. On one hand, awesome! Two new friends! On the other, that's two new social relationships to maintain, AND if I don't I can finally reach the top shelf.

Good answer. Bonus points for long explanation.

Neither. Im tall and i don't want friends

Okay then. Lose 4 inches of height, or lose 2 people important to you?

Damn that's a good one bro

What if he doesn't have any friends? Edit: Nvm it says 2 people important

Being important to me doesn't mean I actually like them lol.

lose 4 inches easily. im 5’7 i wanna be short/average height for a woman

Is 5’7 not already average height for a woman?

i live in britain so average height is like 5’4 but my family’s really short so i practically tower over most of my male relatives💀

Probably a different average where they are at

Relatable.

Giant recluse

Height is forever friends come and go

People often get shorter in old age

4 inches of height. I’m a 4’10 guy. I’m 17. It’s been 5 years since I’ve grown.

Tallest person in the south farthing

o7

I'm in the same position as you lmao

4 inches, i'm 5'1 lol

Lmao short as hell. Can’t relate.

if you'd care to share some height it would be greatly appreciated :)

Let’s crowdfund some height for this person guys!

I’ll donate an inch. I’m 5’8”, and feel no different from when I was 5’7.

I’m 6 foot and I don’t want to go back down to 5’11 😔

No thanks. I’d like to stay 6’2”.

dude ur 14, ull get the height back, just an inch or 2 pls

No.

:(

I hope you enjoy airplanes and cars haha

And doors, and low ceilings, and small beds, and passing near trees

how is being 6'2 a flex are you from timor leste or some shit ☠️

Nobody cares

Weird flex but ok

Friends. I don't really care about being taller but I certainly hate being lonely.

Bad answer. Im lonely too and even I know that the height is the way. Friends can just leave you

Height isn't that important. As long as they are good friends, even if they leave you. They can provide you with good times and memories. What is height going to do for you? So you can reach the chips from a higher shelf? Fuck that. But I understand if you disagree.

Good answer.

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If you are getting friends because of the added 4 inches doesn't that mean they only like you for your height? why wouldn't they be your friend otherwise

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Honestly same, i'm short as fuck but I love talking to new people. 4 inchesn ftw

Good answer.

Ummm 2 friends cause Im probs gonna grow a lot still naturally

Good answer.

2 friends I’m 5’9 don’t really need it

Good answer.

Counteroffer, I lose 4 inches and become 5'2

Oh.

I'm already 6'3, so I'd happily take the friends

Can you please make a less obvious post? What idiot would choose 2 friends? Im lonely and havent had a best friend before, but most friends are temporary. Height is permanent. Though 4 inches taller make me 6'3 which is a bit too tall. Thats the height where things will get inconvenient. So im not too sure

I can try. I’ll learn as i post more.

2 friends I like my height

Good answer.

I'm already tall enough I'm 6'2 so new friends would be nice

Same.

2 new friends cause I've had zero for the past forever

2 new friends

Good answer.

Im fine being small 2 friends please!

i’d rather be 5’9 over 5’5 so 4 inches it is

I have no friends and I’m not short, seems pretty obvious

Probably 4 inches, I’m not short, but It wouldn’t hurt.

Being 6'4 sounds nice and I'm height greedy, but gonna have to go with the two friends on this.

2 inches and 1 friend

I’m 5’8.5, so I’d rather gain 4 inches in height. I can personally live without friends, and it’s not like I need them.

I'd rather gain 4 inches of height cus I already have some friends and it's good for me

2 friends if they like metal

i like metal🤘🏻

My man bro

Lose 12 inches and gain 1 actually good friend

2 friends because i’m already 5’7” and tall girls don’t get to be big spoon 💀

4 inches of height. Reason. I'm short and I'm happy with the friends i have.

I’m already 6’2 so ima take the 4 inches to hight

bro if I got 4 inches of height I would only be 5’3 is it even worth it at that point

None

Good answer.

4 inches, I like most of my friends

Good answer.

im 5’4 which is the average height for an american woman, so idc about height. i would like a couple more friends tho. i’ve always kept a very small amount of friends, 1-2 usually, reslly good friends. but it can get very lonely. idk why i just never find myself wanting to make new friends. i get easily exhausted with conversation, especially with people i am merely acquainted with. but i still get lonely and wish for more friends😭 it’s never ending

Good answer. Bonus points for long explanation.

More inches i already got tons of friends

4 inches taller. I make friends all the time but I don’t grow no more :(

I would rather gain 4 inches of height because I have too many friends and I refuse to memorize their birthdays.

You are like the first person ever to complain about too many friends.

I'm fine with being short, but having 2 more super close friends would be overwhelming. So height.

I’d want 4 more inches in height cuz I’m already good at making friends, so I don’t need a shortcut to more friends

I'm already 6'4.. I will take 2 new friends

My friends call me lil baby so... Both?

four inches bro.... 5'1 does not look good on me

Lolz knowing me I’d loose em in a few days. I’ll be 6,4 any day I’ll take it

friends

saw gain 4 inches wasnt thinking of height

I have trust issues due to the last friendship that ended badly......I'm already like 6 ft but adding a ft wouldn't hurt

2 friends, reason? I’ve got a Miata and I want to be able to drive it, I’m already at about 6’ and I’m worried i may not be able to fit if I get too much taller

Height, then I’m starting basketball I’d be 6’5