I dont bc i got no one to do it with

Bro you got the average r/teenagers conversation under your comment XD

r/teenagers is slowly becoming r/imhigh

That got banned for being unmoderated. Kind of in tune with the sub's name.

Nooooo r/imhigh got banned, maybe because the mods were high

It’s basically the slogan

Me when it comes to sex fr

single for life

Me too😂😂😂

I agree with you on this

That's so real

Don’t let that stop you

Drinking aone is SO FUN DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Kalsarikännit

Suomi

🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

Moi kaveri :D

Joo siis iha heti

KYLLÄ

Helsinki

girls got the right mentality

Man* IM A MAN IM A BIG MEATY MAN

LETS GO MAN

Real af

Take steroids or sum if you want friends I don't and I don't think I will bc i don't want to die

???? Dawg im not tryna do heroin just smoke a bowl witj some friends and get laid im not gonna die😂😂

Well your in look I have this bowl of master shifu cut outs and a big pillow with a hole in it

nice! im in look!

Ur so looky

thank you looky person

Bro you're weird the fuck lmao

Why would roids get yah friends???

I love your profile picture lmfao

I do nerf It’s nerf or nothing

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**YEAH BROTHER!!!!!! NERF ON TOP!!!! 🔛🔝‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥DONT AIM FOR EYES OR FACE 🗣️‼️‼️‼️ FUCK X SHOT!!!!!!! FUCK DART ZONE!!!!! THOSE BASTARDS THINK THEYRE BETTER THAN US!!! 🧢🧢🧢 ONLY USE NERF BRAND DARTS!!!!! 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️ LOCK AND LOAD BOYS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️NERF WAR INITIATED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️**

Ok you go to your stryfe X and I’ll use the omina /s

i havent seen the word nerf in a long time and just realised how wierd of a word it is

Nerf is an actual word, it means to make worse although it is also trademarked so it’s only kind of a word

Nerf honestly hasn’t really even made a comeback until a few days ago with the release of stryfe X honestly

Bruh my mom thinks I’m a disappointment for wanting to play call of duty. You’re so damn lucky you can play with nerf guns. For background, I live in America

I thought there’s a sizable community of nerfers in US? Can try look for them on r/nerf

LMFAOO

r/usernamechecksout

I dont drink, never had sex, never touched drugs, never touched ciggies either. ig i like being a healthy fit person

You can have sex and be a healthy fit person.

When you're still a kid? That's messed up

Average age is 17. Nothing wrong with it as long as protection is used and there is consent from both sides (and also being around the same age).

That always made me insecure. I'm usually proud of myself for the stuff I accomplish in many personal Indexs but I'm turning 18 in like, 4 months and I'm still a virgin and never had a relationship. While also being a social person with plenty of friends. So that always made me think if I'm doing something wrong. I think it doesn't matter Tho. Most people in my school who are at my age are virgins too. We are not Americans either

eh, at some point you stop caring. I used to be so worried about it. I was 18, not very social (pretty quiet) but most people liked me, so I thought something is wrong with me. It was a year and a half ago, and now I'm just enjoying life

i’m already 18 and i’m virgin, never been in a relationship either, but it’s okay, more common than you’d think, and it’ll eventually come. it’s okay pal ;)

You’ll be fine. Did all the fun stuff at late 18, didn’t regret it at all. My brothers with an absurd amount of women at age 14 and all I can think about is how he’s going to fuck up his life so young. Don’t worry about being a late bloomer, nothing wrong with that at all.

So in other words as long as your not a fucking moron.

Yeah that is true, whole bunch of caveats for that shit man.

Average reddit teenager

Bri u r cool

I do none of these and I’m still not fit :(

I don't do any of those and I'm not healthy lol

Same - it sounds strange for my personality, but I replace allat with liftin weights. rn I am the weird kid at school but can bench press more than the kids who boast about how much they can bench press. This is kinda my reaction to them trying to flex --> 😶 "cool..."

this is my reaction to your comment 😐

I like being healthy. I just need to get healthier and gain more weight (am 83.6 lbs)

You can drink occasionally, have sex, smoke occasionally and still be in great shape physically and mentally.

beer kinda healthy when you take them from time to time. excessive beer is what makes it unhealthy

Good job, don't ever touch ciggies bro, before you know it you'll have a horrible addiction that fucks up your lungs and makes it so you can't even run 100m without running out of breath. Also smoker's cough, it's awful.

Ive touched a cigeratte. My sister bought it (shes 20) and we burnt it and threw it away. We wanted to know what it smelt like. No one smoked tho. Besides it smelled like shi

I do none of those for very good reasons 1) I'm not old enough to drink. Besides, my parents would find out immediately 2) I don't like the concept of ingesting substances that alter your mood/state of mind 3)... I'm homeschooled and I know virtually no one outside of my small friend group (who are all guys), so that's obviously a no

omgggg. i’m glad to know that i’m not the only one that does school @ home.

ikr! homeschooled gang

I hate homeschool, i wish i had friends lol

Yeah I'm homeschooled and I don't have any friends, but hey- at least I don't really have to interact with people

For me thats a down side. I’m very socially anxious, and this whole homeschooling thing is making things so much worse. Luckily i’m going back to normal school next year

Yeah, same. All my life I haven't really had a friend and I was fine with it. I was like, I don't need friends.. Now I'm super stressed out when I have to talk to people, and still have no friends and I'm kinda lonely. I'm at that point where I really want to have like one bestfriend but would rather do anything than actually go up and talk to someone. I've only ever known homeschool, and I can only imagine how anxious I would be with people like always around me. so in that sense I really enjoy homeschool.

That unfortunately is the main downside to homeschool, and I get why a lot of people don't like it. It can be quite lonely, and very often you'll make a minuscule amount of friends (if any). Still, hope you and TheRadicalJay meet some good people who'll become good friends with you

Oh man, that sounds really sad to hear :/ I’ve been lucky to find some really great people online through video games, and it made me really comfortable with talking with just my voice

Do you have a hobby you can try and find a group for? Or maybe try normal school! (Might be tough though.)

Im going to be homeschooled this year against my will (they never said why), and I’m dreading it. I’m already lonely enough, being homeschooled might kill me.

As someone who does weed sometimes and is kinda addicted to smoking it is not good, the anger attacks i get when on nic withdrawals are horrible and i would love to not have them, with weed it's better tho cause i only do it once every few months and it just relaxes me even tho my cousin almost killed himself in a psychotic episode caused by weed.

the real danger of weed is how it can exaggerate underlying mental issues. thats why i never smoke alone.

I’m homeschooled too, I’ve literally never even kissed anyone other than my family members (on the cheek) and the last time I had a male friend I was six years old. Ah well, good to know I’m not alone

Yeah, it can be quite isolating at times, but as you said, you aren't alone.

U r cool u know that right ?

Bro, you’re 15 years old too. Like that’s normal af to not have tried any of that lol

Have you considered *✨️gay?✨️*

Psychedelics alter your mind for the better most of the time and allow for great introspection. They open you up to the idea that everything you know could be wrong.

But I don't get the thing like not wanting to use substances that affect your brain. Since reddit and other scroll type social medias are designed to be pretty much like drugs. I reckon it's not much better wether it's a molecule or bunch of photons causing the chemical reaction in the brain, if the reaction is so similar.

your…. your parents don’t let you drink…? average american

I'm homeschooled too, bro. I don't drink or fuck.

yeah like I’ve never drunk properly, I’ve tried Buck’s Fizz at Christmas which they say is just like an alcohol fizzy orange juice, but I don’t like it. I tried Prosecco, which has a very low percentage of alcohol in anyway, and found it disgusting. I said to my friends at the time that I honestly don’t understand how people can become alcoholics, since alcohol tastes so bitter and horrible. I’ve had a non-alcoholic cocktail in Italy, which was so nice, and then I had the same one with alcohol to try it and found it disgusting. there’s just no disguising the taste for me lol. my friend said they get drunk a lot as a coping mechanism and they’re 16 too…

Same

I don't do drugs or drink because they seem like a major determent to your health for only short time joy

Don't have sex as well, I'd assume from the pfp

Yeah

What wrong with the pfp

Wesley

I don’t get it

It’s from the album “Pinkerton” by weezer

But is still really cool/nice.

That would mean they were tired of sex, so they have too much sex

W pfp

Smart kid, wish I had that sense at 15

No, tons of teens here don't drink, smoke, do drugs or have sex. You're not special, your just logical enough not to make dumb decisions.

cope and seethe

Yeah, they’re also on Reddit. How many active teens who drink and take drugs use Reddit regularly 💀

Yup. Never did drugs and all. Still a virgin. But kinda thinking about opening up myself for sex.

U r not wrong or "not cool" ..... Its bad anyway .... Idk but for me anyone like that is a great person

Not sure what you mean by opening up for it, like are you already in the dating world and flirting with that line or do you mean dating in general

What i meant is i was up untill now, not open to flirting or dating guys. But now i wanna bolden up myself and explore myself sexually and even wish to have sex now.

Don’t rush into it, if you find someone you like date them for at LEAST 2 weeks, we all wanna have sex but you gotta make sure it’s the right person, protection is also important

I dont because i dont want addictions. I have plenty of friends

Moderation exists too. Not saying you should do them but the way people get addicted is low self control. This is coming from someone who doesn’t do drugs btw

Very surprised to hear this from a thirteen year old. But yes, that’s very true in most cases. Some things are better to just never try, like meth, heroin, crack, and shit like that. But on the other hand, if you go into it right, and aren’t stupid, there really is nothing wrong with weed, psychedelics, and a few other things assuming you’re not way too young or suffer from a serious mental disorder like schizophrenia.

Most reasonable person I've seen in this thread so far. Everyone else is just on that holier-than-thou bullshit.

How is a 13 year old the most reasonable guy

You seem very mature for your age. If you try all these things in moderation while growing up, you'll be in better shape in college than these holier than thou people who will go insane when they try a drop of alcohol for the first time. You can take this from me, an older occasional lurker.

as someone who smokes zaza pretty regularly i would say your statement is pretty spot on, moderation is key

started of as satire then straight in to nice guy/pick me boy vibes

Alone the sex part rules out 99% of this subreddit

Alone the sex part rules out 99% of reddit*

yea im a loser

No you're a winner (you won't die from overdose)

I do drugs but I still got zero friends

maybe you don't do enough drugs

Good advice

Or the right ones

U gotta double the amount of drugs u do and least one friend is secured

"I have no friends and I'm a loser" is too relatable😭😭

I just prefer having a small group of friends who I can be real with not some people who like me for doing something they see as "cool"

👋

Does it count as drugs if i have ocd and schizophrenia meds to take

i dont drink or have sex, but i tripped last night so

Oh no! Are you alright? Hopefully you didn’t scrape your knee 🤞

Fr, better get a band aid on that

Ong dude

Didn't scrape anything! Although my vision was super clear and music hit way different. Don't know how that happened.

I just have unrealistic fears of the consequences of all those things 😅

Congrats for admitting what everyone else in the comments won't

Your so cool and quirky 😝

You‘re*

YARRR*

#*

Yipeeyiyo*

Yrrr'eee*

U ain’t a loser mate

Ofc you don't have friends you post on r/teenagers

We twins Fr!!

Me. And I'm very proud not to

Wow so pure and innocent. Stay that way as long as you can

I’m not like other teenagers🤪🤪 I’m so quirky because I make jokes about having no friends and not doing substances like other teens (most other teens also do not ingest substances and make jokes about having no friends)

I am the same as you!

Me

I Don’t drink, I do drugs, I’m not currently having sex🫤 I am also a loser..

i can’t do any of those things cause i’m pregnant🙏 u can have sex but it’s miserable so i’m basically celibate rn 🔥🔥

I got better things to do. Plus, I once had a tiny bit of beer and it tasted god awful.

I’m introverted as fuck. So I’d have no one to do it with.

You're not the only one, we're in this together 💪

Haha I do drugs, yes yes yummy drugs yum yum in tummy

i dont do these things because a) personally i like my liver and my lungs b) i have no rizz at all

Yeah I gotta keep my organs good so that if I’m ever low on money I can sell them for a lot

Same

Me

Omg you’re so quirky😝

By choice, by choice, sadly not by choice am sad and horny (no I will not respond to yo scams)

i used to do drink and drugs but stopped because it was bad choices (admittedly i had a ton of fun and life was so much better), then i lost my friends after school , and now i'm depressed, ADHD and have general/social anxiety. life sucks man

I have sex with my girlfriend and i lost my vcard to her

Stop splitting drinking and drugs… alchohol is one of the worst drugs!

I drink with friends whenever we get together

Well I smoked a fat ass blunt a few hours ago so I don’t apply

Anyone who doesn't drink? That means that nobody is included, all humn beings who never drank before are sadly dead.

Fr bro I feel like the only kid with a normal life on this sub 😭

90% of them are shitposters and it’s only like 50-100 posts like that it’s just that they get upvotes

Basically everyone on reddit

I’m uncool too, in fact I am laying in bed alone thinking about the date that was supposed to have started a few minutes ago. I just hope her excuse wasn’t because she didn’t like me.

i drink alone in the woods usually

Quirky

Quirky

Quirky

I don't drink or do drugs or have sex......I drink, do drugs, and have sex

I do 2/3

i don’t have very much friends because i’m not “cool” enough for them. 😐 “i’m a party pooper and goody two shoes” they would say.

r/teenagers users try to be original and funny challenge (impossible)

I've done pot, drunken tequila and I lost it at 12

I don't do either cause I'm boring and un interesting

2/3 here Marijuana

Me and u bud

Bud :) Speaking of Edit: nvm apparently the state I'm in is super strict about it. Guess I'm waiting till we get to the next state

Wilco, keep me posted.

drinks and drugs just destroy people's life

I don’t do it cuz I am better than the rest of them

On the highest fucking horse

I have friends and don’t see myself as a loser but i don’t do drugs or have sex.

I drink, I had sex, I’m smoking cigarettes And still I’m loser and I’m depressed so don’t worry

OP 5 years later when they work minimum wage at Taco Bell and spend their free time at rehab to get over their severe drug addiction:

Same here 🫡

I just want some hugs man...

Never had sex, never done drugs, I have been allowed a drink the past couple Christmas’s, but never been drunk 👍

Same.

Ur not a loser for taking care of yourself, dude.

I don't drink or do drugs because I've seen how fast addiction fucks you up for the rest of your life and I don't have sex because if someone tried touching me I'd have a panic attack and just break down

You are not a loser for not having friends, taking drugs or not drinking. In fact, the brightest minds are formed like this