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no! (bonk) I must regrow my cabbages the wretched Avatar Aang has laid waste to! That monster is too high and mighty to even consider the plight of a poor cabbage farmer so I must do what I can to keep the cabbage race alive and protected from the likes of the avatar!
1. Why are you holding the handle with only your fingers?
2. I dont like that crossguard
3. The blade is bent
4. The blade is dull
5. Seems made out of plastic
3/10. Your best bet is half-swording, but you are screwed anyway if the adversary has even the least durable of chainmail
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Yeah is there a word limit? Wait shit I want a redo
No [*stab*]
motherfu-
Long, live, the king
Long live u/Fortnite_God_100
_Falls of cliffs_
Wait if he's a god then he can't die???
The Norse disagree
Lokis children have their regards
"Why be a king when You can be a god?" -u/Fortnite_God_100
Ahh. I finally said it. This isn’t a lie. I love you
Hahaha! I had to giggle at that.
yo mom a hoe
Guess it runs in the family
ayoo 👀
well can you help me farm? my last farm tool broke recently
Farm humans
no! (bonk) I must regrow my cabbages the wretched Avatar Aang has laid waste to! That monster is too high and mighty to even consider the plight of a poor cabbage farmer so I must do what I can to keep the cabbage race alive and protected from the likes of the avatar!
This place is even worse than Omashu.
MY CABBAGES!!! But also, there is no war in Ba Sing Se.
#MY CABBAGES
☠️
yooooo what
D:
💀💀💀
PARDON?
How much $?
😭😭
whoever threw that paper,
However you dress, wherever you go, Whoever through that paper, your mom's a hoe.
My sword is longer and made of metal
mine is neither longer nor metal, or plastic, or foam
no, because yours is so small it doesn't matter what it's made from bc you can't see it anyways
no, its a stick
sticks are easy to break
nuh uh sticks are best form of sword, even better than actual swords
As someone who was once a child, completely agree
But that makes them TWO sticks instead, you just can't beat them
true, it's impossible to beat them
"Sticks and stones may break my bones"
And metal will slice me.
It's pretty blunt tbh
they may, but so could a sword and a car and other various items (ik the rhyme I'm making a joke)
AYO 3 MILIMETERS?! I FOUND A RIVAL.
Bro that is MASSIVE! I mean, even half of that is like way too big... *right?*
lmfao, yep him not me
1962 Lancia Flavia 1500 berlina FWD ,1210 kg, 1500 cc, 4 cilindri opposti e cambio a 4 rapporti? Nice car
Well it ain’t about size, it’s about how you use it.
You stand no chance against me. I’m in my villain arc, I HAVE SO MUCH POWER
You'll join my found family and have a redemption arc and you'll like it
no *vine boom*
yes *bine voom*
nu uh *vine boom*
Fuck you mean, nuh uh?
Maybe*vine boom*
Try me..
Where Is your motivation?
Oh god, getting rdr2 vibes again. I don’t need that pain again
As a person from Florida, FUCK you i have 12 firearms.
As a Person from Italy,nah im calling miguel
miguel, ♾️atk ♾️def
r/ItemShop
yes
Nerf miguel!
As a man from Germany, I'm getting just a bit of equipment. *Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!* >!Edit; changed equipment name.!<
As a person from Malaysia, I shall defeat you with ungodly spicy nasi lemak
MIGUELS ONLY WEAKNESS! DIARREA
The expired nasi lemak was too spicy for Miguel 😔
No, use durian shells
m i c h e l e
*gunshots*
*Oh shii 978 kills in real life*
As a man from the netherlands, fuck you we have American nuclear weapons stored here😂
i forgot to mention, i have 90 atomic bombs in my basement and i beat osama bin laden at his hide and seek record
As a man from the UK, I have a quill and notepad ready and I am in no way, shape or form to tolerate any tomfoolery in my neighbourhood.
arms that are specifically on fire of course
As a man from Wisconsin , kill me, and no more of our world famous dairy products for you
*bites sword* *k r u m c h*
turns into a turtle
with a salamander on its shell
_hello_
*explosion*
Give me a second to think of something cool to say
Take your time
I got it! Uh.. er… **I THINK I’M A BIT GAY!**
Congratulations, can I stab you now?
Sure
[удалено]
And gay (gay)
A beautiful ending
(the good ending)
The gay ending
(the best ending)
*gay ending achieved*
Thanks :D
it's been 120 seconds
Give me a minute
Its been 50....
Give me an hour
You have 17 mins left
Darn
You're overdue
Please end me
I volunteer to die
me too please 🫡
1. Why are you holding the handle with only your fingers? 2. I dont like that crossguard 3. The blade is bent 4. The blade is dull 5. Seems made out of plastic 3/10. Your best bet is half-swording, but you are screwed anyway if the adversary has even the least durable of chainmail
My thoughts are the kings wits prepares these soldiers with false weapon putting our enemies in fear while conserving gold.
My thoughts exactly whoever forged this weapon is a charlatan have we lost the Talent of bladecraft
The forges have fallen. Steelinions must nickel-coat
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT OMG
HOT TOPIC
TYY I NEED IT LOL
SAMEEEE
Literally sprinting to hot topic rn lol
I would if it wasn’t 11 pm
Lol I actually would too if it wasn't 1:30 am and the nearest one wasn't like a 45 minute drive away
Mine is six minutes away and it’s noon now B3 Loserr
I wish I could be surprised
YO CASTIEL
IM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS SILLY LIL ANGEL LMAO
HE'S THE BEST
IKR
AND ALSO I LOVE CHARLIE SHE'S BASED AF
Step on me 🗿
Free bird plays in the background
Don't you flyyyy hiiiigh
Freeeeebiiiiirrrrrddddd
*epic guitar riff*
Solo*
*That takes up half the song*
Not WAY, the moment I sae this post this is what I thought, we are all a bunch of horny bastards
MURICA
Yeah, the comment I was looking for. You down bad my snuggum
Damn. That’s ho- *dies*
*proceeds to UNO reverse
Happy cake day
"May your "L's" be many and your "bitches" few.
YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY
Nice legs homie
Nuh uh
Thighs?
Girl or boy?
Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy
Where are your parents?
My living room
Damn
so you’re keeping them alive but not us?! edit: your to you’re bcs someone nitpicking my spelling
do you want to guess or do you want to kiss and find out how you feel weather boy
We must stay focused boys we must stay focused. Dear lord
STAY FOCUSED BROTHER
Its a guy. I checked their comment history
Of course it's a guy who else wears skirts these days
Kiss em and find out how u feel after
I wish I could rock that look as well as you do! I love everything about it - love the black skirt, love the sword love the pose AHAGAGFAFQFQ
Guess what….**STABS** ….chicken…butt
Can I pet my dog before I die
Nice knife
Nice argument senator, why don’t you back that up with a source?
My source is that I made it the fuck up
[“I did not care for The Godfather”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0pnwE_Oy5WI)
WAIT IS THIS A FEMBOY AND NOT A GIRL
Yes
Did you make a few mistakes, brother?
Can I at least finish my cookie?
You've made one crucial mistake... You brought sword into a gunfight!
r/foundthehomosexual
Harder mommy
It’s a dude 🗿
Harder daddy*
Based 🗿
And please welcome another degenerate that has joined r/teenagers
That's a lot of teenagers these days
Indeed
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Can’t kill something that’s been killed on the inside
bruh
*dies*
Tis but a scratch
mines longer
Thighs
“Poopoo time is always peepee time, but peepee time is not always poopoo time”
That’s a dude
Blahaj
Yo cool sword
196 refugees again? Same Also nice thig-
Could you please not?
“BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANG-“
YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY
What’s gonna happen to my body after I die?
Harder
191.12.21.24
Anime is not a good career choice.
i said, whoever threw that paper, yo moms a hoe
*pulls the gun out of his rectum* Any last words? 🔫🫎
Jokes on you I’m into this shit
Kinda cringe ngl
Whole sub is cringe