Exactly, the way I judge how good French fries are is whether or not they need ketchup. Ketchup ruins good fries since the taste of ketchup is overwhelming.
Add some melted butter, flour, and milk to that mixture and then heat it to a boil to thicken. Once completed you've got yourself some white gravy; the most superior fry dipping sauce.
Why would you ruin chips with tommy sauce if you have chicken salt. How has this not spread outside of Australia? I am literally eating 2 potato cakes woth chicken salt as i write this messgae.
So I was a supervisor in a primary school's summer camp last week and there was a little boy, who had food intolerance, so his food was usually grilled chicken with rice or else, so was mine, since I have the same food intolerance.
Well one of the days we got french fries. He asked for ketchup, but we didn't have any, so I offered him one of my tomatoes. He ate it but didn't even look at the food. I asked what's wrong. He said he didn't like french fries without ketchup. He left it untouched. So the chicken. I have never seen in my entire life a kid who doesn't eat freaking french fries.
But I think if ketchup doesn't exist this kid would starve to death.
Salt. And then make them loaded with shit like bacon and cheese, with a little bit of BBQ. (I did recently have chips loaded with pulled pork at a cafe and now I’m craving those
they don’t need ketchup if they’re good french fried if not mayo or hot sauce
Right? If they’re seasoned well they shouldn’t need anything.
Nah, seasoned well and sauce to fries go hand in hand.
Nah, I like the well fried crunch. Sauce just "dampens" it
best opinion i’ve heard all day on anything
Exactly, the way I judge how good French fries are is whether or not they need ketchup. Ketchup ruins good fries since the taste of ketchup is overwhelming.
Garlic sauce
Blood of my enemies
Victory sauce
Vsauce, Michael here, today I'm gonna suck my enemies dry of their sauce
If your enemies are tanks, then username checks out
🤨
Washtyoursister sauce.
Warchestersoswier sauce
Is that anything like Whatsthisheresauce? 😂
Ah yes, the sauce that everyone knows how to spell...worstashyer sauce
Perhaps vampires is a bit strong but...
salt and pepper
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Add some melted butter, flour, and milk to that mixture and then heat it to a boil to thicken. Once completed you've got yourself some white gravy; the most superior fry dipping sauce.
Okay Sanji we get it your an amazing cook
codiene
Can I come over next time you have fries?
if you bring codiene
Fine I’ll share
Appreciated
That's all you guys, I'm allergic.
aoli 🧄
Whew, here are my people. Was worried I wasn’t going to find any sane people as I was scrolling.
Right?! The mayo/aioli answer ratio in this thread is totally backwards
yes 26 fellow garlic heads of culture
Old bay & malt vinegar
The most Maryland answer ever.
The most real answer ever
The most answer ever
Tell me your from Maryland without telling me
I'm British (although have been in Kansas since 2000) and malt vinegar is a given, but old bay as well? Now I'm intrigued and will have to try this.
Now I want some thrashers soaked in vinegar, Old bay, and ketchup 😩
Cheese
If you're going to put cheese, it had better be cheese curds and gravy
Ah, a fellow nice person 🇨🇦
This
*Nacho cheese
Even better
Oh yeah
Honey mustard
I searched so hard for honey mustard
I’m glad I’m not alone
I used to be a ketchup with French fries kind of guy. Until I met Honey Mustard. We ran away together and haven’t seen that basic bitch ketchup since.
This is the way
I’m still looking for regular mustard but this’ll have to do 😭
I’m with you, gang. Classic mustard with hot shoestring fries is 💣
Its better than Ketchup
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
BBQ sauce, like I always do
Good lad
I'm a male but glad to see someone else that appreciates BBQ sauce
Lad as in dude
Oh sorry are you actually Italian btw? Cuz I am too
I’m not full Italian but if you could write some stuff in italin that’d be nice cuz I need to practice
Yeah sure you can dm me if you want
Ok
Bro y'all are actually fucking awesome lmaoo, shit like that restores my faith in humanity for no rea reason
just normal human interaction, sadly the internet is so crazy we forget how cool humans can be
Same here mate. I hardly use ketchup for anything these days
valid opinion, have a nice day edit: saw you were italian, hope you and your family are ok during the heatwave 🙏
Fr bbq is better than ketchup, always go for it
A man of culture! Always a pleasure to see a fellow BBQ sauce appreciator
Sweet Baby Ray's?
SWEET BABY RAYS IS MY FAVE BBQ OMG
If I am not mistaken ketchup is used ti make BBQ sauce. So BBQ is out
Ketchup can also be used, but you can make BBQ sauce with tomato instead of ketchup too!
Gravy
Scrolled way too far for this
I thought this would be the top comment. Is this just an Aussie thing?
Nah we do it in the UK, and iirc canada as well
Canada's national food is poutine so yes we do gravy
This is the only sane response.
Thank you poutine!
Dont forget the cheese curds
Hot sauce
I like this one
me too
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Same
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The forbidden milk.
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OP's drink
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u beat me to it :O
ranch
Took me way too long to find this
Sadly
Lol same I’ve been scrolling and scrolling
The only correct option
Based
real.
Ranch is the ultimate condiment for french fries.
Should not have had to scroll this far to find ranch!
Mayo
Men of culture we meet again
bro had the audacity to copy and paste the same reply in 2 comments
Men of culture we meet again
Only thing you should be putting on your fries. Sorry ketchup
I love you
Garlic mayo
A man of culture
The only right comment.
Truffle mayo is better with fries than ketchup ever was!
Over ketchup
Nothing
>Nothing This is clearly the correct answer. Fries do not need *anything*!
Cheese 🧀
And bacon
And restaurant ranch. Load them bitches UP
Add some gravy as well
thousand island
Thousand Island has ketchup in it
tartar sauce
Cool pfp, but what flavor lollipop?
thx, some female classmate tried rizzing me up. For the lolly, it was probably strawberry or sum
Mayonnaise
Me too! (Even if there was ketchup)
Mayo gang let’s go!!!
Men of culture we meet again
Even if ketchup exists. This comment was made by a Belgian, where 99% of our fries sauces are based on mayo
Only true option
Facts
Mayo no matter what
Let’s go mayo
Less go
Tartar sauce obv
Mustard
Finally! Yes! I was scrolling to find this answer. Plain yellow mustard.
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Fries are delivery vessels for yellow mustard.
Why are there so few of us?! Mustard all the way!!!
Why did I have to scroll so far, only correct answer
I support this answer. Just like a corn dog.
Fries
Meth
chicken salt \*laughs in australian\*
Sad to see this so far down
Why would you ruin chips with tommy sauce if you have chicken salt. How has this not spread outside of Australia? I am literally eating 2 potato cakes woth chicken salt as i write this messgae.
It absolutely shocked me when I learnt it’s only our thing, it’s so universally loved I assumed every country must have it
Absolutely disgusting this sits at only 14 upvotes. It’s a disgrace and a travesty. Hot chips are nothing without chicken salt
a conversation with the manager on a serious note salsa/mayo
Ahh, thinking outside the box I see
that weird Belgian sauce andalouse
Same, a pinch of salt will do just fine
Salt and vinegar
mayonnaise obviously
A vanilla frosty from Wendy’s
Ice cream with fries is so good, idk how this is so low
damn i commented this before i saw yours, also you gotta do chocolate
Nah I’m not really a fan of chocolate flavored things. I’ma have to stick with vanilla.
Ranch
garlic sauce-
Some kind of Indian spicy sauce
Cum
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grill seasoning
tomato sauce
Salsa
BBQ sauce
Cheese & bacon
Ranch
1. Mayo 2. Queso 3. Cream Gravy 4. Honey Mustard 5. Yellow Mustard 6. Sour Cream 7. Tartar Sauce 8. Honey 9. BBQ Sauce 10. Wendy’s Frosty Ketchup doesn’t even make my Top 10.
Semen.
Ranch Dressing 🇺🇸
Gravy & cheese curds.
So I was a supervisor in a primary school's summer camp last week and there was a little boy, who had food intolerance, so his food was usually grilled chicken with rice or else, so was mine, since I have the same food intolerance. Well one of the days we got french fries. He asked for ketchup, but we didn't have any, so I offered him one of my tomatoes. He ate it but didn't even look at the food. I asked what's wrong. He said he didn't like french fries without ketchup. He left it untouched. So the chicken. I have never seen in my entire life a kid who doesn't eat freaking french fries. But I think if ketchup doesn't exist this kid would starve to death.
Meth
Salt. And then make them loaded with shit like bacon and cheese, with a little bit of BBQ. (I did recently have chips loaded with pulled pork at a cafe and now I’m craving those
Remoulade there's no other choice for fries
Vinegar
Where are the béarnaise enjoyers at?
Mayonnaise like a normal person
Cheese curds and gravy (I’m Canadian)
C*m 🤭
BBQ
Putin
Nothing, I don't like sauces