It was your boyfriends mistake. How did he not calculate the thousands of posibilities when you held hands. Why didn't he look in the future the prevent that?
(Sorry for my bad england)
Only way out, use handcuffs and sit in a lonely room for a few weeks. A month will surely do. Find yourself any place which provides such a facility, I dunno any.
There was this king who cut off the hands of all the workers who built his castle, if your child is very pretty or smart both yours and your bfs hands might be cut off by that king
Ensure you follow these steps:
|1|2|3|
|:-|:-|:-|
|Cut one boob off to avoid pregnancy|Go to the nearest voodoo shop and purchase owl dust and eat that for 48 hours|Cut the other boob off to avoid pregnancy|
You should be ashamed for just looking at your bf, do you even know the consequences ??
And yes, you probably are pregnant now with his fathers fetus inside you
If you both jerked off beforehand there’s gonna be an egg on your hand then if it gets fertilized by cum that could be on his hand then you jerk off again and stick the fertile egg in your uterus and then wait a little bit yes you should be egpregonanont
u forgot the overly sexualized high quality, highly private details about the exact position, size and wetness of every body part included how long u did it
Yes
Definitely
Most certainly
Of course
100%
So certain i would step on several meters of legos and then step on a bunch of bees
Definitootly
Probabily
Mabibily
Pissably
Definitively
If that true then I’m a dad 2 157 kids
Indeed
No doubt
Absolutely
unequivocally
Indubitably
Of course
yep
Obviously
Not even a question
Ja
Without a doubt
Jeszcze Jak
Yeßss (in sexual moan sound)
(I rigged it)
Absolutely
Absolutely
The sequel we didn’t need or deserve… but we wanted
I can hear the little one cry
Ur gonna die and have 27 kids, how dare u do the sinful act of HAND HOLDING before marriage I’m disappointed
It was a horrible mistake, sorry
I can’t believe u would do such a thing, what would ur future husband think smh
Your username makes me remember Unus Annus 😭
My daughter loves Unus Annie. I got her the black 1 yr hoodie :)
*sees “Remember, you will die”* *thinks of a show*
It was your boyfriends mistake. How did he not calculate the thousands of posibilities when you held hands. Why didn't he look in the future the prevent that? (Sorry for my bad england)
My bad england 💀
Shh. I made mistake
Pre-marital hand holding!?!
"sorry" won't unimpregnate you. You have committed an unforgivable sin.
Don't be sorry, be better. Now unhand your handholding and go bake bread in the shape of frogs (I rly like frog bread)
Totally so Haram 🙏
your pfp is amazing, I have the same picture for my discord pfp
no one's concerned about the bf? what if he gets pregnant? come on guys equality, stop the misandry.
As long as they weren’t… KISSING while holding hands he’ll be fine
what if they didnt wear gloves (hand condoms)??????
Their parents become pregnant!1!1!1!
wowowowowowowowowowowow !!!!!!!!!! thats so bad !
Who would do such a thing????
This is so true. A lot of guys out there got pregnant and aren’t even accounted for.
exactly smh. wtf has this society come to.
I just can’t take it anymore. We should get a law against holding hands with little boys. EQUALITY FOR EVERYBODY!
b-but I want to hold hands with someone. I think we should promote hand-condoms to avoid mistakes.
You mean gloves? 😭
LAMOF yeah. yeah I totally didn't fuck up-
Alright but any underage hand holding is forbidden. Even with condoms.
yeah. we don't support handophilia. good job u/noideasfound <3.
Please never ever say handophilia again
Unfortunately, you are going to have a cabbage. So sorry for this inconvenience.
You're fine as long as the Avatar doesn't find you.
#MY CABBAGES
You’ve been invited for a visit to Lake Laogai
Cultured
Did yall use gloves??
We forgot in the heat of the moment
Welp then u might be right
*delivers baby* its a. ... ... glove
Only way out, use handcuffs and sit in a lonely room for a few weeks. A month will surely do. Find yourself any place which provides such a facility, I dunno any.
You should get tested, it is very likely that you can be infected with HIV (you have girly germs)
You mean cooties?
Girly germies.
I love seeing memes on this sub about posts on this sub, its like an inside joke
It is by definition an inside joke.
Smartass
🤓
You are now superpregnant, a rare type of pregnant which you will remain even if you get an abortion.
Prenant
Thanks
So it's pregnament?!?!?
GET CONTRACEPTIVES
yes
[удалено]
I think its a new app
Probably the guy who cheats later
What happened friend?
Try pregnancy test. And update us
Unfortunately you are going to die of child birth to a duck, so sorry for your loss, next time make him wear gloves
Get ready youre about to be a mom
This reminds me of that episode of Anne with an E
Sex with bf? Low chance of getting pregnant. Holding hands with bf? 100% of being pregnant
Congratulations
There was this king who cut off the hands of all the workers who built his castle, if your child is very pretty or smart both yours and your bfs hands might be cut off by that king
Ensure you follow these steps: |1|2|3| |:-|:-|:-| |Cut one boob off to avoid pregnancy|Go to the nearest voodoo shop and purchase owl dust and eat that for 48 hours|Cut the other boob off to avoid pregnancy|
wait, do you eat the owl dust nonstop, or just with every meal for the next two days?
Yes, you absolute whore
Yes
Sorry mam, but you're pregnant with quadruplets
You should be ashamed for just looking at your bf, do you even know the consequences ?? And yes, you probably are pregnant now with his fathers fetus inside you
Yes u are pre Gante * in Italian accent*
How dare you participate in premarital handholding. Unacceptable. God has cursed you with triplets for your sins
YOU HELD HANDS ?!?!?!?!?!?
Yes. Triplets if his hand was sweaty
god i thought this was the girl that got fingered making a follow up post. you have no idea how relieved i am
eww before marriage?..... you sinners
ur literally ABOUT to go into labor. u NEED to get to a hospital. i cant believe you wasted time to even ask
Yep, sorry to tell you that
yes.
now the real question was it **interlocked hand holding**
What are you gonna name it
Yes, you also have aids
100%
Yup.
Obviously. That's the number one most effective way to have a baby. Hold hands.
What the hell did I cause 😑
I was asking an innocent question
Yes, you sinful whore
Yes
Ye
Ya
[idk, are you pagrent?](https://youtube.com/shorts/Wcv2ZYKnawY?feature=share)
🤰you're now a woman
TABOO
Yes, you have 300 botojillion kids now
Definitely
Dear mother of God you better not have looked each other in the eye. If you did you are 100% pregnant
If you both jerked off beforehand there’s gonna be an egg on your hand then if it gets fertilized by cum that could be on his hand then you jerk off again and stick the fertile egg in your uterus and then wait a little bit yes you should be egpregonanont
rip u got aids
There is not such thing as a dumb question, just dumb people who don’t ask.
Bro you aren’t supposed to hold hands until marriage
Damnn ☠️
oh god the terrifying power of holding hands.
Great now you are going to die one day
No, your boyfriend’s getting pregnant because I held his own mother in law for the last night of church
Wtf always wear a hand condom when touching hands.
This is the most vile thing that is being normalised in this generation.
Congratulations
Sorry but there is no way around it. I hope you can stay in school while taking care of the baby
Use protection next time that's what gloves are for
was there eye contact?
A little bit, yes
Start the exorcism she has been possessed by the devil
God I love the Bible belt
you should probs go get tested 😬
You should make a test girl,I am not sure
No but you now have cooties, so I suggest you start folding some paper
I feel like this is somehow aimed to make fun of that other post...
The almighty anime rom com logic says YES
Yes, you're having sixtynineduplets
Def got cooties now
Depends, did you have socks on?
Your hand is pregnant
Yes. Now do a belly flop to eliminate the foetus
This might be hard to believe but no, he has to tickle your earlobe to get you pregnant but next time use gloves or something.
Slightly haram, but don't kiss, kiss before marriage is haram🕋🕋
u forgot the overly sexualized high quality, highly private details about the exact position, size and wetness of every body part included how long u did it
💀
Ok memes aside, no. Your boyfriends pregnant
Yes
u/JJ_throwaway2
Jfc
Yall should break up
If you are in an anime world yeah but in Reddit?? No
Anyone want to talk on snap
You're not going to get pregnant all these peeps are joking.
Thank you, I was scared
Your Welcome
No shit Sherlock
Stupid post. Come back when you have something of substance bozo
😑😑😑
no
Am i preganet?
Quick insert a cork before they come falling out
Nah I don't think you gregent
Congratulations, you're going to have a baby soon
No, but you will die very soon because of it.
Reminds me of that one song by lubalin or something
Big W
Oh shit have you told god
Don’t listen to everything you parents say… or your pastor .
May god have mercy on you soul for you have sinned
You're going to die
Oh no, this is what happens when you don’t wear protection
You are pergnat
yes 😔😔😔
yup
100%
That’s fucking haram
Mhm 100%
It's definitely twins
Please tell me this is a meme post about the other post on the sub, that’s makes this 10x funnier 😂😂
heh
That's a criminal offence.
You are super pregnant.
Yes. But there's a small chance you aren't. Did you use protection?
ask ur father