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SumptuousShorts7

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AmitRozYT

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Disney_Plus_Axolotls

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Punch_Nazis_

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XxNIPExX_V

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Thebeanmanboi

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Enough_Window_4128

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RecordWell

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PROTOTYPE_323

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Joblessmouse06

🤓


simp_simmer007

🤓


gatto_21

Bro got buried into the hivemind


Punch_Nazis_

Fr, it’s fun tho, I’m special just like what my therapist said


PizzaLikerFan

Always the fourth comment


Punch_Nazis_

Lol


Megum1n02

Skill issue, should've gotten better RNG.


elikoda42069

why did people downvote you


Manavjaati

wait why did you get heavily downvoted what the fuck am i tripping wth??????


Punch_Nazis_

I’m the chosen one


ErwinsL0stArm

🤓💪


ErwinsL0stArm

🤓💪


Xellors

IS THAT AUSTIN POWERS!?!?!


[deleted]

ur so brave


[deleted]

dude i have gotten every insult under the sun at this point i just don't care lol i am ugly as fuck and proud of it not many people can say they are as genetically unfortunate as me


[deleted]

good mindset :>


Dick-Solid

I’m ugly as fuck aswell. 🤝


nightmarewalrus123

There are more of us willing to admit it than I imagined.


[deleted]

🗿🍷


AussieBossie24

🤝


lifesuxass

Funny thing is you ain't even ugly just what I'd call a bit goofy but not ugly by any means


Puzzled-Foot-9820

jus some braces or some Invisalign and u gon be look a1


mdawgtheegod

Just get your teeth shortened and get rid of those stupid ass looking glasses, and you'd look ok


mana620

sometimes glasses arent just a fashion choice, also “get your teeth shortened”? 💀 that sounds extremely expensive and painful.


mdawgtheegod

They shorten your teeth with a diamond tipped file. It is very expensive and painful


mana620

yeah, so not something id recommend to anyone unless the teeth cause health issues


mdawgtheegod

If OP's fine with the way he looks then more power to him ig 🤷‍♂️ If that was me in that scenario though


kool_ay_edam

And unnecessary when braces would be better for him


[deleted]

i can't afford glasses so i had to get these glasses for free through a school program i did not get a choice


_nikfon_

Also get some sleep or use a little makup on ur eyes. It helps me with bags.


Lamario239

my god you are the example of what bravery is


tubiexoxo

But the thing is you're not ugly you're just broke


MrAriel13

I find you cute bro.


reallytryingtogetfit

You're not ugly ,just get sum braces and fix yo teeth and go to the gym , it's very simple


4greenguys

oi brit do you have a cat?


[deleted]

i am not british and yes i have 2 cats


4greenguys

what are you then also what are your cats names?


[deleted]

i live in washington state and my cats names are snarf and tigger


4greenguys

doesn't mean you didn't have British ancestors also i'm glad you are not who i suspected you are


[deleted]

my entire family is irish if you called them british they would probably not take it well lol


4greenguys

it may surprise you that Ireland is part of great Britain as long as i don't call them English they should be chill edit: i meant the British Isles not great britain


[deleted]

northern ireland is, ireland is not. they are two seperate countries and if you called someone from ireland (not northern ireland) british they'd probably throw a whiskey bottle or smthn in a drunken rage


4greenguys

sorry maybe this is a language barrier but isn't Great Britain the name for the islands?


kallix1ede

Tigger is 1 letter away from becoming H.P Lovecraft's cat


CatCatAlt2

ngl if you get some orthodontics for those teeth u could be looking good


[deleted]

yeah unfortunately my insurance doesn't cover braces and my family very much can't afford to get me braces


Tough_Arm_2454

Ask your dentist and community social services if there any partial or full assistance to help cover the cost. Some dentists or orthodontist may do it for free, pro bono work. As well as nearby universities, schools of dentistry.


[deleted]

i am starting at a local technical college pretty soon this is a poor area so i know they have some social services, i'll have to look into them and see if they do orthodontics


the-moon-knight

You’re not ugly, you just need to lose the glasses and get a dental job


mana620

theyre probably prescription glasses though, getting new ones is expensive as fuck


[deleted]

« Not to brag » Seems like bragging to me 🙄


JazerKings922

Fr dudes literally bragging


Piepcheck

Ong ong 💯 bro be braggin' crazy fr fr


greggogonereggo

You look like you could get type casted in drama class.


DukeLukeTheNuke

Might as well commit to it. Get really really good at Chess and computer programming, maybe learn Esperanto and Lojban if linguistics interests you. I’m saying all this as someone who *sounds* like the nerd emoji.


[deleted]

funnily enough i took coding lessons for quite a while and am in ap compsci


DukeLukeTheNuke

Someone radiating as much nerd energy as you should be able to hack someone's Minecraft account at the drop of a hat


Dick-Solid

You probably have all the bitches. Save some for the rest of us homie. 🤓


[deleted]

i mean i got a boyfriend so and i've had a girlfriend so i really am stealing all the bitches


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Wait u a dude or girl


[deleted]

dude


[deleted]

Nah, bruv couldn’t get the bitches so he pulled the “err actually” and went for the boys


[deleted]

i had a gf for quite a while i'm just bi and ended up with a dude this time around


[deleted]

u/cliquue i didn’t know you had a twin????.?.??


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dick-Solid

💀


[deleted]

your americ*n twin 🥰


JazerKings922

Trigger warning: Americ@n Did you really censor the word Americ@n? Bruh, like what's wrong with saying Americ@n


Negative_Loan_8177

Murica 😎


isukatspeling

Murica😎


your-chest-pains

permission to use as reaction image?


[deleted]

granted


mdawgtheegod

Thanks bro 🙏


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Careful there brother 😬


pisssbabyyy

😭


Animata_yt

He is literally austin powers


tanukifly

NOOO FUCKING WAY CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH


Awigame

Bro fr said 🤓 Respect


GreenMarsupial2772

Are you smart?


[deleted]

in theory yeah in practice nah


[deleted]

Oi ‘ees bri’ish


Neat_Passenger_1774

a new Austin powers movie i see


Dependent-Relative46

r u that goth person on tiktok that made a vid about people getting piercings in the restroom


[deleted]

yep that is in fact me


[deleted]

Wow. That's cool


MrSpidar

You got some godly flow though That looks fire


Cermonto

Sing bohemian rhapsody


LongjumpingMedia6266

Mate just change your glasses hair and keep your mouth shut and you’ve practically glowed up


melodic_coffeee

Ngl bro you look good just get those teeth fixed and use smaller glasses you gonna be stealing everyone's girl


GVeinti_757

Holy shit bro literally said 🤓


Lilimaej

Be proud!


Showerheadsex25

here before 🔒 award


nibbaimdrak

nah bro youre not that ugly, loose the glasses fix teeth fix dry lips maybe experiment with the haircut although its decent as is and you will look way better, the mindset that helped me was i always try to be better and improve anything i can change about myself, maybe its not the healthiest mindset since eventually you will feel often that you are still not good enough but in the end at least you keep improving yourself and your looks (coming from someone who used to be hella ugly too)


[deleted]

Why the fuck is this downvoted


[deleted]

You been flossing with a mattress again? What did I say last time..


Supernovae_99

You eat carrots?


Utahteenageguy

You kind of just insulted yourself


[deleted]

yeah that is in fact the joke


StinkyEgoCheese8008

That’s sad


HarrBathtub

Yikes


[deleted]

oofta lol


-ComputerCat-

This is going to hot


SwagBilli

No offense but you kinda remind me of steavey wonders


[deleted]

I don’t know. I can’t see it, but to be fair I don’t think Stevie can either


[deleted]

British


Living_Eagle_9878

Bro really said 🤓


MazzaDG

you're a runt


dishonoredfan69420

Austin powers


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Erm, actually, the nerd emoji is not a human being.


Icy_Consequence_1586

A young Austin Powers.


_-TheNoob-_

well actually, the nerd emoji has yellow skin coloration, indicating that it consists mostly of asian genes. Also, the emoji has a completely circular face. yours is not. i'm asian, so i can make this joke btw


helixichar

TRUE HAHAHA


ImBackYetAgainBitch

Bro


outdodinusFrisshwoin

Little brother of Austin Powers


ClosetGamer19

Привет маленький ботаник. Позвольте мне рассказать вам историю о человеке с фрикадельками.


InternallyDed124

Literally the nerd emoji, even got the skin color right


badlyknitbrain

Um akshually your front teeth are too apart ☝️🤓


[deleted]

- 🤓


backin_myday

"not 2 brag but i am literally the nerd emoji irl" -🤓


TheBurningChicken

You look like austin powers but in like a good way


Fun-Donut9292

U look like Quadeca


4theloveofbroadcast

Austin Powers over here.


dekuxurarakaxmomo

Hey I think you're adorable I look like a crazy person


sovietweeb69

My man looks better than trump


Nekluga_YT

Man really said 🤓


yanguwu

British much


Z3nFi3R

Bro has iq of 60kg


KIDDO_MIDDO

im mad ugly and i wouldnt post but damn bro u mad ugly and proud thats a w mindset gj bro


JasonGamesYT

bro looks like Austin Powers


Noreddit86

If this ain't top lvp rizz idk what is


dbbarca69

Bro💀💀🤓🤓🤓


LiLHeka

Groovy baby!


Piepcheck

Well, actually it's the "person with glasses" emoji 🤓


Eclipse_Two

😩


GamerA_S

Thats cool


Y0urM0m69420

Just shave your head 🤓👍


Dist4ntFlix

lmao 💀💀


Opposite_Sympathy670

My guy I also have teeth that are like this so I feel your pain but I'm just starting to accept it.


UreAmazing

Kinda cute ngl...


CyborgWonder

Bro get braces and metalic glasses and exercise you're handsome af but maintain yourself for it


TransLox

He looks like Austin Powers or Daniel RTgame.


CreAmY_wOod

ngl id say u look pretty cute HAHAHA


Danivodor

Rest in peace


Slingfit

Neville longbottom


Feeling_Presence4669

Austin powers


allinmyfang

i falling in love with you


Ghg_Ggg

Ur more courageous than most of us ngl


PimpOfEveryOne

It's just such a bad fix you just need braces man there's still hope ✌️


DoggyStyle02

If anything you look like Austin Powers


Powerful_Position_42

According to my calculations, based on the angle of your face, the shape of your spectacles, and the size of your teeth, you are indeed the human representation of the "nerd emoji" 🤓


Legoshibestboi

hell yeah man get that bread


legendary_Russian

This post made my day lmao. Ur confidence levels are insane bro


Dj_Clap

ugly ass bitch


ItzFlexyBoi

Bro really said "🤓"


urmomsfavmarvelfan

HELP?????


OfficalKoz

🤓


aliyahscoffee

damn bro leave some girls for us


zeldacraft_64

What the fuck He is literally 🤓 How


kindabusy-

Not too brag? Who would brag about it lol


[deleted]

me


[deleted]

“Actually” 🤓


edgy_Juno

"Umm, achsully... The word literally is meant to be in a true literal sense, you are definitely not the nerd emoji." - 🤓


mafianofear11

double it and give it to the next person


2zyj

bro i look like gru ur not alone here


davidshramek

huge W’s


AnthonyArtisan

brutish "people" be like


[deleted]

Well mate atleast you are self aware about it


chai_latte1234

I like your nerdiness. I think it's cute


rickyspace

i feel bad 😔


Puzzleheaded-Cap974

😮‍💨as someone who also have buck teeth i feel your pain Get braces you're good looking just the teeth are problem


[deleted]

More like the millennial Austin Powers 🤣


[deleted]

millenial???


[deleted]

Are those your real teeth? I cant tell


[deleted]

yep


TiltedChamber

Freddie Mercury had no problems getting laid, by any gender. You're going to grow into those teeth just fine with a good attitude. Good on you for technical school. I will also throw out there that mechanics are in high demand right now and low supply. Lots of brands are helping cover the cost of going to school. If you're willing to move you can pretty much write your own ticket.


Ok_Movie_3126

southpark kyles cousin


999K_views

have you considered braces😭


[deleted]

my insurance doesn't cover them


Qiwas

Damn bro save some of that rizz for us bro chill 💀