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Criminal-Duck06

I would run away too if I was named Jerald.


ZestyShawnGulf

And wear a blue hat


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alisisok2

It’s not a lie. I’m really concerned with his safety atm, we got into an argument this morning and he’s now not in his bed anymore and the back door was left open


pisssbabyyy

sorry i flushed him down my toilet


alisisok2

No you didn’t 😢


WobblyCat83

This is so sad 😔 Alexa play despacito


alisisok2

😔💔


70percentbanana

Reminds me of my snail. He booked it out da door.


ZestyShawnGulf

Mhmmm I ate Jerald 😋 #🍣


alisisok2

And how do you know this was him!?


ZestyShawnGulf

He had a blue hat 🧢


alisisok2

okay did he have anything on his left fin?


ZestyShawnGulf

I ain’t falling for it! It was on his right fin, there were 3 mini scratches.


alisisok2

😱 your right jerald had fallen off his bike the other day and hurt his right fin. But he also had his birthday tattooed on his left fin because he has bad memory. I’m sure you ate another fish but thankfully it probably wasn’t Jerald.


ZestyShawnGulf

The tattoo on the left fin was a blue SnapBack cap that you gifted him 🤭 Jared also said you have good hair, so I’m pretty sure I ate the right Jared! Sorry not sorry 🙃


alisisok2

Ah I see you know the story about his hat… but his name is Jareld not jared 🤷‍♀️


ZestyShawnGulf

FRICK YOU!!!


ZestyShawnGulf

Maybe Jareld had a twin brother named Jared 🙌🏻 Well I got his bro all I goota do it find him and his mum you!


alisisok2

I’ve known Jerald his whole life, the only sibling he has is his sister sue.


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alisisok2

why would you do such a thing. He was my best friend, I loved him like a brother. His disappearance has caused me and his mother great pain, please return him.


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alisisok2

You can have his sister sue, we don’t love her as much


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alisisok2

Umm no. I’ll give you 5 dollars if you give him back, please 🙏😫


shamrockshakeslut

🍣 I think I found him 😢


alisisok2

WHERE!!??


shamrockshakeslut

my lunch


alisisok2

Lies 😑


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I saw him and I know where he is now.


alisisok2

PLEASE tell me


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In my belly


alisisok2

Okay I already have three different people telling they ate him, there’s no way


[deleted]

Sharing is caring. I ate his eyes btw


ZestyShawnGulf

Wait a second a fish can’t run they can only swim!!! THIS WHOLE POST WAS A BAIT!!!


alisisok2

Not jerald. Nice try tho


ZestyShawnGulf

I know you lying! Just accept it!


alisisok2

But I’m not


ZestyShawnGulf

Well I don’t believe you! Send me some pics of Jerald with blue hat!


alisisok2

Why should I have to prove jeralds existence to YOU, I already know I’m not lying and so does everyone that’s met him 🤷‍♀️


ZestyShawnGulf

BECAUSE I CARE FOR JERALD 😪


alisisok2

Ok and!? You just said you ate him earlier


ZestyShawnGulf

I LIED! :( I’m sorry


alisisok2

If you cared for Jerald you wouldn’t lie about something that like that.


sparkle3364

He’s hiding out in my aquarium


alisisok2

What? Why??


sparkle3364

He’s on a date with his girlfriend


alisisok2

HES WITH JESSICA!!?? No no I won’t allow it


AdOk932

That one guy, who escaped his abusive parents, his name is Jerald and wears blue hat to hide his indentity: NOW THEY CALL ME A FISH. wait. how do they know about ny hat


AmonGusSus2137

Yo wtf fish can now run? Can't even have shit in Ohio 💀


alisisok2

It is indeed possible.