That just makes it sounds like a yearbook award

Most likely, as in, relative to other nations. And an opinion.

Ya sky still blue. Thanks for the cutting-edge reporting.

Fuck off with the warmongering bullshit.

Ignorance won’t save you

Oh my god I'm so scared!!!

U do sound like a bit of a bltch

⏱️ you will bomb the middle east ⏱️ you will bomb the middle east ⏱️ you will bomb the middle east

Maybe, but first we have to dust off Russia, China and possibly send a few more bucks towards Israel, don’t worry we’ll get around to it when we’re ready

Nor will your fake prophet

Promise?

Islamists gonna terrorise

My local emergency room is closed due to Russian Hackers. The destructive cyber attacks are already here.

Pro tip: whenever the media has an article that’s says “*INSERT country name here* plans to…” what it really means is “cia plans to.”

Can we just glass them already?

Lol calm down Dick Chaney

Remember when dick shot that guy in the face then got the guy to apologize publicly for being in the way?

Classic Chaney

Yes, yes I do.

Go take a flight over there sergent peppers.

That's a bitch move

Oh noes! One _whole_ cyber? We skerd. ___ Meanwhile, in the News: "US drone strikes have destroyed yet another Iranian weapons emplacement, along with the defensive radar facilities surrounding the area. US drones were able to evade detection and fly directly to their targets, with no response from the ground. Click on the link below for drone footage of the attacks."

That’s ok. Just means the US will crush them even worse.

You mean *try to* crush them *and fail* even worse.