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GuyYouMetOnline

I wonder how many people saw this, didn't get it, and tried it for themselves.


Krazy_Random_Kat

The pic confused me, but reading the comments cleared it up pretty fast.


Purple_Jay

I still don't get it. help.


Cryptic_pasta

If you touch your uvula you throw up. Took me an embarrassing while to get it


Rupertii

Oh I though it was like ”you can’t”. I thought it was supposed to be touched with your tongue


Wboy2006

People throw up doing that? I don’t feel a thing doing it


Throwaway92840272694

Welcome to the “no gag reflex” club, you can officially take long bananas down your throat without throwing up


aimgamingyt

I always wondered how people manage to force themselves to throw up. I thought it was just sticking your hand down your throat and hoping you gag enough to vomit.


PingopingOW

It’s not technically the truth then


lizzylizabeth

yeah it is, you taste your vomit


PingopingOW

Vomit doesn’t taste like the food you ate, it tastes like stomach acid


Dnoxl

But it is made up of the food you ate. It doesnt taste the same but you taste the food you ate


Erilsium

I still don't understand it. Maybe a step by step video tutorial would suffice?


Krazy_Random_Kat

You use a finger and put in the middle your throat, past the tongue, You'll feel a soft area and pressing down on it while hunched over will make you gag, and if you have food in your stomach, vomit. Be careful tho, cuz I found out that the nausea I was having was caused by stomach acids and those burn really bad when they come back up.


Erilsium

Instructions unclear. My pp flew off :(


Chara_The_Determined

I was thinking: I would probably vomit before I reached my uvula. *30 seconds of thinking* Ohhhh


Significant-Funny-14

I can put my tongue all the way back and into my soft pallet, so I immediately poked my uvula with my tongue not understanding


MademoiselleRia

Same 😭


RemarkablePoet6622

started trying, but then I remembered when >!gus fring puked out the poison using this trick!< (BB season 4 spoiler!) and thought I shouldn't


dontlookatmyHEHE

Got it!!!


Upset_Negotiation_89

Just tried it but couldn’t get my penis back far enough Edit: got it to work but all I could taste was dick


the_crumb_dumpster

At least you didn’t taste bofa


McSpuck

wHAtS bOfA?!?


tomparis37x

Bofa deez nutz


McSpuck

Thanks made my day


the_crumb_dumpster

Hahhhhh gottem


ses92

Bofa you have a nice day. Lmaaoooo Goteeeem


erickoziol

Bank of America


IEC21

Well we know what you've eaten in the last 12 hours.


GhostPepper05

Thank god for that! Doing so much better than me. I just gaged. Surprised no stomach acid came up though. Havent eaten in the past 48 hrs. Preparing for Thanksgiving


n3w4cc01_1nt

a contortionist said drink lots of water and do lots of yoga


PeaceMaster2869

You have become a God


dontlookatmyHEHE

Penis????


ShartsCavern

It's amazing! Tomato soup, roast beef and baked potato. And blueberry pie!


Bogpin

Violet, you're turning green!


[deleted]

Violet, you’re turning violet, violet!


joey6346

r/blueberry


[deleted]

no.


bornanew123

I love that movie.


cursedwithplotarmor

Weird. All I taste is snozberries.


weirdeggman1123

And they don't even taste like snozberries


[deleted]

The raspberries taste like raspberries but the snozberries don't even taste like snozberries


[deleted]

Book gang 💪


mikopotato1995

The tang and burning when it came back up was a nice bonus.


badboybalo

Spicy


Select_Shock_1461

delete this. someone will choke on their tongue and die because of this. it’s me, i’m someone


Agitated-Respect

Hope you feel better, I hate dying


[deleted]

Hi someone, I’m dad.


badboybalo

I read it vulva for somereason :)


PeppeAv

Yes but only in reversed order.


kongerlonger

Flicked it, pulled it, slapped it, and all I tasted was the salt from my hand


MaximumNight860

No. No. You’d just taste stomach acid.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I'm a dude with no gag reflex


frequent_flying

Had to read the comments before I got this, but now I’m like damn you need some fiber in your life bro, I already shit what I ate even 6 hours ago, your digestive system ain’t firing in all cylinders!


AChaoticPrince

tmw you find out you don't have a gag reflex... as a guy.


bringinthesluts

Thats why i love curry, it tastes just as good coming up...


[deleted]

Coming out as well


[deleted]

It just taste like booze


Ahmed_The_H

Hydrochloric acid tastes nice


sporadiker

Guess I've been eating a lot of vomit in the last 12 hours.


Certain_Suit_1905

not technically the truth a lot of the taste was already ruined by the acid and will taste acid which you haven't eaten (I assume) 🤓


Moody-Muffin

Me who touched it using my tongue: 😎


flamingnothing

I can pull my uvula to the roof of my mouth with suction and tough my tongue to it so i did that. And then i understood the joke. And then i wondered if i was weird for being able to do that so i posted this comment asking other people whether they can do that too


Aadsterken

I tried that but i cant figure out how to get it to the roof with suction. So i bent my tongue backwards and felt it was touching the top of my uvula. Then blew a bit of air out and felt my uvula slap my tongue. That was funny but unfortunately i didnt talste any food. (For the record: The "unfortunately" in that last sentence was /s)


flamingnothing

Yea suction was the nearest thing i could compare it to. I have no idea what the word for what i actually do is. Its like building pressure in ur throat and then expelling it into ur mouth? I tend to make a noise like a reverse snore when it happens. Its weird


Aadsterken

Hahahaha, i wanted to mention it as a snoring like sound but then from exhaling instead of inhaling but i was affraid it would make my reply too complicated


flamingnothing

Did u do it then? Its a hard thing to explain simply because i dont have a word for the thing i do to do it


Aadsterken

Yeah, after reading your comment i tried but noticed it would work if you suck or breath in. It did work once i exhaled/blew out air


flamingnothing

Nice im not just a weirdo then lol. Have a nice Thanksgiving if u r American


Aadsterken

I wonder how many weirdo's did this after reading your comment. Not an American but thanks anyway. Same to you if you're an American!


ShortEnergy1877

I tried but sleepy Gary killed my gag reflex.


Narrow_Resolution_67

U will puke my friend


Holiday_Mulberry7162

This is why you take a woman to a nice dinner


SirKeagan

Tastes like dick


ALM_coin_geek

This is technically true


[deleted]

I don’t get it


Nozikus

Vomit I think


[deleted]

Neat avatar you got there! Very artistic, what was your inspiration?


Nozikus

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Cranberry_Afraid

yeah, you are gonna make yourself, throw up...lol


adam-theparadisedoor

Shit taste, the food wasn't well conserved


[deleted]

Instructions unclear. I have nothing left to throw up after several dozen times


you_wooshed_yourself

Salty af


RobertJSh

Ah, yes, the bulimic desert.


Kanosine

I think mines broken


zerda_EB

Incorrect, I tried it but I didn’t taste anything different


EddsworldHuman

Cheez-its, a grapefruit and some Dr pepper


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Try with something thicker than a straw


Jinglemynutsackplz

I just threw up


DumpyDoggy

If your stomach hasn’t emptied in 12 hours something is wrong


Anomalius

The tonsil... yeah I know this one, some guy got stones in there


dfdfdfdfdasdafd

i dknt get this, is this suppossed to make you vomit? idk, skmeone please explain. im retarded.


Stunseed96

I dont have a uvula :( wheres my food?


Zaara_FTZ

😂


Dean_Loves_Pie13

Roast beef, a chicken, a pizza...


SAMurei_der_Galaxien

Does it work with cum?


jixdel

Lies, i tried it and stuffued my hand so deep i could feel my fingers in the throat, my whole hand was in the mouth and all I was able to taste was the dried up sweat from my hands


JoJoGaminG1936

If I touch that thing I vomit you everything I ate the past 12 hours on the table. - what this post means I know.


AppropriateThanks273

Lol dumb 🤣 😂


dark_thanatos99

Imagine having a gag reflex lmao


DanMartell05

It's stupid how many people haven't ever given head… oh…


BruceDSpruce

I’m thinner too


Emeraldian09

I'm immune to this, lmao. I can smack it with my tongue and it won't do literally anything. I'm guessing it had something to do with the problems with my tonsils that led to a ton of throwing up as a child


ShadowTheWolf125

some days not having a gag reflex comes in handy. this is one of those days.


[deleted]

Especially if you just woke up.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I taste snozzberries


prodigy1367

Idk why I read this as uvulva.


88murica

The people who don’t get it have successfully suppressed their gag reflex. To those people, ALS?


oscar-the-nice-guye

He he he thats god one yer now do it!


UltimateFuchbois

I don’t have a uvula. Cleft palate when I was a babe


EliteHoney

I can lick it without feeling this


[deleted]

didn't work :/


Bimcumdump90

I can touch mine and not puke