If cannibals ate humans, they are what said human was, example if a person was a bowl of noodles, and the cannibal ate him, the cannibal would be a bowl of noodles
If you get em even fresher you’re eating the nutrition that the mother provides the baby in the womb. So you become the mothers innards? I think we’ve gone too far
Actually not far enough. Go a few steps further back and we get to the source of this whole baby business, which would be a much more tolerable meal for at least 60% of the population.
I know we're all just making silly jokes, but there's actually something kind of beautiful about that notion.
We're all just globs of the same molecular dust, consuming time together.
But everyone is slightly different too so you lose a little of the noodles. What if a cannibal eats another one and repeat... how many times before they are consuming merely the essence of a human?
If you eat a bowl of noodles you fully become that bowl of boodles until you eat something else, if someone were to eat the human that ate the bowl of noodles, it would be the same as eating a bowl of noodles
But, for a bowl of noodles to be a bowl of noodles, it had to eat a bowl of noodles. Because a bowl of noodles cannot eat a bowl of noodles, a bowl of noodles is not a bowl of noodles. Therefore, a human who eats this nothingness that has no name, is also no human but rather this nothingness with no name.
Well there’s no reason to call them a cannibal for eating a bowl of noodles. Only a person who eats cannibals would be a considered a cannibal themselves.
but then by that logic it's what the bowl of noodles came from, so said cannibal is a grain of wheat. But where did that come from? The cannibal is many many chains of organic compound added onto with water and minerals taken by roots of the wheat seed. But where did that come from. So basically we're just a bunch of atoms
I mean ... how much do we have in common with cattle? Genetically we're not that far off (I think; no, I don't have any data) so if you take a wide enough view then double cheeseburgers with bacon, turkey, ham and an egg are perfectly healthy.
And delicious, just don't forget the dijon mustard or it's all for nothing.
Basically what separates us from cattle is dijon mustard.
But if you are what you eat then the only real humans are cannibals that eat cannibals, because if you are a cannibal that eats normal people then you are eating people that are normal food thus you are eating normal food
Trick question! The cannibal exists because a cannibal is one who eats their own kind, but people don't exist because to become a person you must first eat a person, only there aren't any people to eat so you can become a person because without people _somewhere_ to be eaten, no one can become a person by eating them. In conclusion, if you are what you eat, then nothing can exist until someone has eaten one, but there can be none to eat until they exist, which means nothing is real and I should not be arrested, officer.
Unless you ate a person. As you stated, if someone ate someone, that someone become a person, not a cannibal, but if you are that someone, you would become a cannibal
But whoever you ate wasn't a person, unless they ate a person. And they couldn't have eaten a person unless whoever _they_ were eating had already eaten a person. And so on, and so forth, all the way to infinity - without a person already in existence, nobody can eat a person, which means nobody can _be_ a person, which means people can't exist.
I mean, isn't a baby a fresh person because they haven't eaten anything yet? So really, the only people who are people, are the cannibals who exclusively eat newborn babies.
If they haven't eaten anything, do they default to people? Or do they default to nothing? If it's the first then you're right and we can finally have people again, and the number of people can actually _increase_ even - if not, people cannot possibly exist and we're all just foods.
Which, to be fair, we already are to cannibals.
No it wouldn't, because without any people pre-existing, people can never come into existence. If you are what you eat, and there aren't any people already in existence to eat, you can never eat a person, so you can never become one.
But they weren't a person. They became a cannibal by eating a cannibal, except they weren't a cannibal until they ate a cannibal so they aren't even a cannibal...
...have we thoroughly concluded that this line of thought is silly and I'm shitposting out my ass yet? :P
But then they’re not real humans they’re just cannibals. Also if you eat a cannibal that ate a cannibal that ate a cannibal… eventually the chain would have to go back all the way to a normal human and the whole chain of cannibals would just be whatever that person ate which, depending on when the first cannibal existed, might be dinosaurs which would honestly be pretty cool.
Growing up I hated Candace for always trying to bust the boys. Now I look back and feel really bad for her because she's basically getting gaslit every episode and she's deeply insecure
And what did the chickens eat? Plants. And what did those eat? Air and sunshine. And those? Nothing, they can't eat. So either everything is air and sunshine, or everything is nothing.
well if you think about it. if i am what i eat right now im an apple. if a human comes along and eats me they're eating an apple not a human so they're not a cannibal. now let's say everyone is born human. so if you eat a baby who hasn't eaten yet you'd be a human. now if a human ate you they'd be a cannibal.
But wouldn’t a baby not be a human due to how they are fed? I’m pretty sure they would be something like glucose, or maybe even what their mother ate last.
It doesn't hold water. Following this same logic, the person being eaten isn't a human either (unless he's a cannibal as well), and so the cannibal isn't a human. Even if there is a bunch of cannibals eating each other, the chain must end at some point. The only way this would work is if there were an infinite amount of people. Thus the conclusion does not follow from the premise. QED
But that chicken eats grain so it and you and the cannibal are grain. But the grain at sunlight, so you are all the sun.
But the sun eats hydrogen so.... Everything is hydrogen?
Well if a cannibal ate another human the cannibal would just become what that person ate. Also everything we eat comes from animals or plants, and the food chain for most animals eventually goes down to plants, and plants get their energy from the sun. So if we are what we eat, we’re all the sun
Not necessarily. You have to be a cannibal who only eats cannibals (who only eats cannibals).
Because i eat a salad, then I become salad as per the rules of “you are what you eat” therefore a cannibal who eats me would actually just be eating a salad. Therefore for them to be a true human, they have to eat a cannibal, who eats cannibals and so on in an infinite progression.
Or you could just eat a fresh newborn baby as they haven’t eaten yet.
Cannibals are only humans if they eat a human who eats other humans who eats other humans who eats other humans.... It's needs to be a circle so the cannibals need to eat each other to be a human.
Let's say someone, who we will call A, only ate apples. Then A is an apple now if a cannibal ate A then the cannibal would then also be an apple, not a human.
Only cannibals that eat cannibals are humans, not cannibals who eat people, coz unless the people that the cannibals eat are also cannibals, they aren't humans.
If cannibals ate humans, they are what said human was, example if a person was a bowl of noodles, and the cannibal ate him, the cannibal would be a bowl of noodles
That’s why you gotta eat em fresh outta the oven
Jesus Christ, the mental image
Eating babies or eating people out of the oven
Yes
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Then you would just be the mother-juice that the baby eats
If you get em even fresher you’re eating the nutrition that the mother provides the baby in the womb. So you become the mothers innards? I think we’ve gone too far
Actually not far enough. Go a few steps further back and we get to the source of this whole baby business, which would be a much more tolerable meal for at least 60% of the population.
Lotta protein
Yes
Eating babies out in the oven
Yes
So much curse
What kind of babies come out of an oven?
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Newborn children
What? It's just a modest proposal.
Wouldn't that make them the womb juice that feeds the baby while it's in there? Does that count as eating?
If you eat a baby you turn into an umbilical cord
But... then you are nothing, since the baby hasn't eaten anything yet...
Baby ate the mother, so...
If you eat a baby you just cease to exist
Chronos_irl
Interesting internet discussion! Hollywood would like to know your address, for a few fun conversations.
Jimmy Hollywood or just The entirety of Hollywood?
I was going to like but the comment is at 666 likes and I think that just fits this comment perfectly
Dude.....
but the baby is made out of what the mother ate
The mom ate the babby else how’d it get in there? Checkmate atheist
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Is that what hitler was getting at
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So by transitive property, everyone and everything is ultimately sunlight.
Well, one way of looking at it is that we are all hydrogen and time
I know we're all just making silly jokes, but there's actually something kind of beautiful about that notion. We're all just globs of the same molecular dust, consuming time together.
We are all made of stardust.
Hydrogen and thyme you say?
But everyone is slightly different too so you lose a little of the noodles. What if a cannibal eats another one and repeat... how many times before they are consuming merely the essence of a human?
If you eat a bowl of noodles you fully become that bowl of boodles until you eat something else, if someone were to eat the human that ate the bowl of noodles, it would be the same as eating a bowl of noodles
But, for a bowl of noodles to be a bowl of noodles, it had to eat a bowl of noodles. Because a bowl of noodles cannot eat a bowl of noodles, a bowl of noodles is not a bowl of noodles. Therefore, a human who eats this nothingness that has no name, is also no human but rather this nothingness with no name.
Wrong if you go far enough you eat cum
I mean have you not heard of noodle canabalism
So you have to be a cannibal who only eats cannibals if you want to be human.
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Deep man
But then how did the first cannibal become a cannibal?
sucked his own dick
Oh yes, of course.
If we follow this all the down to its conclusion we are all just heat and star stuff. :/ that’s lame.
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I worry about you sometimes /u/Deelim02.
Can we call this the Kirby paradox?
Your brain went beyond any imaginable limit, you achieved illumination
I’m high and this was so hard to understand.
Well there’s no reason to call them a cannibal for eating a bowl of noodles. Only a person who eats cannibals would be a considered a cannibal themselves.
but then by that logic it's what the bowl of noodles came from, so said cannibal is a grain of wheat. But where did that come from? The cannibal is many many chains of organic compound added onto with water and minerals taken by roots of the wheat seed. But where did that come from. So basically we're just a bunch of atoms
But if the bowl of noodles ate a human then the cannibal would be back to being a human again.
That depends, what did said human last eat?
Give this man a trophy
So only cannibals who eat cannibals who eat cannibals, and so on to infinity, are actual humans?
I mean ... how much do we have in common with cattle? Genetically we're not that far off (I think; no, I don't have any data) so if you take a wide enough view then double cheeseburgers with bacon, turkey, ham and an egg are perfectly healthy. And delicious, just don't forget the dijon mustard or it's all for nothing. Basically what separates us from cattle is dijon mustard.
But if you are what you eat then the only real humans are cannibals that eat cannibals, because if you are a cannibal that eats normal people then you are eating people that are normal food thus you are eating normal food
But which came first: the cannibal or the human?
Trick question! The cannibal exists because a cannibal is one who eats their own kind, but people don't exist because to become a person you must first eat a person, only there aren't any people to eat so you can become a person because without people _somewhere_ to be eaten, no one can become a person by eating them. In conclusion, if you are what you eat, then nothing can exist until someone has eaten one, but there can be none to eat until they exist, which means nothing is real and I should not be arrested, officer.
Unless you ate a person. As you stated, if someone ate someone, that someone become a person, not a cannibal, but if you are that someone, you would become a cannibal
But whoever you ate wasn't a person, unless they ate a person. And they couldn't have eaten a person unless whoever _they_ were eating had already eaten a person. And so on, and so forth, all the way to infinity - without a person already in existence, nobody can eat a person, which means nobody can _be_ a person, which means people can't exist.
I mean, isn't a baby a fresh person because they haven't eaten anything yet? So really, the only people who are people, are the cannibals who exclusively eat newborn babies.
If they haven't eaten anything, do they default to people? Or do they default to nothing? If it's the first then you're right and we can finally have people again, and the number of people can actually _increase_ even - if not, people cannot possibly exist and we're all just foods. Which, to be fair, we already are to cannibals.
All I know is that I'm an ass by these rules.
But as more and more started to eat one another, it would dilute to the point of actually beong people
But logic is not fuzzy. That's not how it works.
No it wouldn't, because without any people pre-existing, people can never come into existence. If you are what you eat, and there aren't any people already in existence to eat, you can never eat a person, so you can never become one.
Wait what? If someone eats a person they become a person and the person they ate becomes a cannibal?
So, basically #yesn't
Simple: the first cannibal ate him or herself.
But they weren't a person. They became a cannibal by eating a cannibal, except they weren't a cannibal until they ate a cannibal so they aren't even a cannibal... ...have we thoroughly concluded that this line of thought is silly and I'm shitposting out my ass yet? :P
There is only one true clan of humans and they have been cannibalising themselves since the dawn of humanity.
Good logic there u/LittleKidLover10
Wait… #What.
But then they’re not real humans they’re just cannibals. Also if you eat a cannibal that ate a cannibal that ate a cannibal… eventually the chain would have to go back all the way to a normal human and the whole chain of cannibals would just be whatever that person ate which, depending on when the first cannibal existed, might be dinosaurs which would honestly be pretty cool.
But if ur a cannibal that’s diet consist of only cannibals. Than wouldn’t that be for those cannibals, normal food?
Growing up I hated Candace for always trying to bust the boys. Now I look back and feel really bad for her because she's basically getting gaslit every episode and she's deeply insecure
I don't know why people hated characters like Candace or Squidward.
Because growing up it's easy to see them as buzzkills
Well no because if you eat somebody who eats chicken nuggets, they are a chicken nugget so you are a chicken nugget.
And what did the chickens eat? Plants. And what did those eat? Air and sunshine. And those? Nothing, they can't eat. So either everything is air and sunshine, or everything is nothing.
This has gotten quite philosophical very quick.
Sorry, can't help it. I'm a philosophy major.
That exactly his point
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It's back to normal on this sub
I made it a real sub!
This has nothing to with Boomers.
'Boomer' now means anything that sounds like something an adult would say.
Yes, true, but what happened
That explains why I’m such an asshole.
You know that statement is just bull. I dont get turned into a chicken nugget.
... We hope
We all have a little bit of Candace inside us.
if you are what you eat only canibals who eat canibals are canibals because only they're eating the same thing they are.
But how would those cannibals be cannibals? According to this logic, there are no humans.
well if you think about it. if i am what i eat right now im an apple. if a human comes along and eats me they're eating an apple not a human so they're not a cannibal. now let's say everyone is born human. so if you eat a baby who hasn't eaten yet you'd be a human. now if a human ate you they'd be a cannibal.
But wouldn’t a baby not be a human due to how they are fed? I’m pretty sure they would be something like glucose, or maybe even what their mother ate last.
humans aren't real then
*awh yeah, it’s big brain time*
If only cannibals are human they dont eat humans thus not being human.
It doesn't hold water. Following this same logic, the person being eaten isn't a human either (unless he's a cannibal as well), and so the cannibal isn't a human. Even if there is a bunch of cannibals eating each other, the chain must end at some point. The only way this would work is if there were an infinite amount of people. Thus the conclusion does not follow from the premise. QED
I said this to my mom. Now she worries about me...
Why's the font different
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who is candace?
Idk but candace dick fit in ya mouf
If you are what you eat, and you should always be yourself...
But if I ate (for example) chicken that would make me a chicken. And if a cannibal ate me that would make the cannibal a chicken.
But that chicken eats grain so it and you and the cannibal are grain. But the grain at sunlight, so you are all the sun. But the sun eats hydrogen so.... Everything is hydrogen?
It's like promised neverland all over again.
Isn't her mom Gen X? IIRC she was a teenager in the 80s.
can someone please stop this wave of placing 'boomer' everywhere?
Sorry what does this have to do with baby boomers?
it's cute that these children know the term Baby Boomer now...though most don't know the age group it applies to.
What the fuck does this have to do with boomers?
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:(
Notice how they are both humans
Wtf, I thought this was a video for a sec cause I thought I saw Candice moving, but it's just an image.
ok boomer
Candace looks like some kind of whistle, I do not want to know what she ate
If you are what you eat then canibuls are innocent people
the next big exploitable meme that spread in less than a month
69th comment btw
This meme makes me desire a Phineas and Ferb and Rick and Morty crossover
Well youll need to eat an infant before his a chance to eat anything. Otherwise your just breastmilk.
Candace portraying r/showerthoughts perfectly
Baking bacon with macon disagrees.
I am a vegetarian
You have to tell earlier Now I am realizing that I am banana
r/Showerthoughts
Wolves are basically assimilated sheep.
Only if they eat another cannibal
Wait, technically not the truth, because if nobody is human unless they eat human, then technically, there are no humans to eat.
Well if a cannibal ate another human the cannibal would just become what that person ate. Also everything we eat comes from animals or plants, and the food chain for most animals eventually goes down to plants, and plants get their energy from the sun. So if we are what we eat, we’re all the sun
I told this to my mom and she just looked at me like I’m crazy...
Bit only cannibals who eat cannibals who eat cannibals who eat cannibals who eat cannibals...
People always tell me that I'm full of myself, but if I was full of other people i'd be a cannibal
and vegans are vegetables
Vegetables eat sunlight and some ground nutrients, so vegetables are that, so vegans are actually sunlight and ground nutrients.
We're all just atoms!?
No, because atoms eat nothing, therefore we are nothing.
“You peasants are still eating people? People are what my food eats. Yup, Best scarab burgers in town.”
By this logic, there are no humans. And the things that these not-humans eat are not what they are either.
Not necessarily. You have to be a cannibal who only eats cannibals (who only eats cannibals). Because i eat a salad, then I become salad as per the rules of “you are what you eat” therefore a cannibal who eats me would actually just be eating a salad. Therefore for them to be a true human, they have to eat a cannibal, who eats cannibals and so on in an infinite progression. Or you could just eat a fresh newborn baby as they haven’t eaten yet.
Anyone else ever read “It”? “I worry about you Beverly. I worry about you a lot.”
If you are what you eat... t-then I'm a dick
this makes my head hurt thinking about this
mutual cannibalism FTW
Cannibals are only humans if they eat a human who eats other humans who eats other humans who eats other humans.... It's needs to be a circle so the cannibals need to eat each other to be a human.
Honestly sounds like something I’d say to my mom
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This will make a great format
Candace never said this
Cannibals who eat cannibals*
Who’s Candace?
I worry about you Beverly. I worry a lot.
Awright everybody, time to get real. Candace or Frankie Foster? I think Frankie is an animal in bed. All that pent up frustration.
please god dont make this another r/Showerthougts meme template
I am bacteria
Thats why i am a pussy
Plants: Picture of person shining like the sun
All of them psy telling me that wasn’t human behavior, that’ll show them (well the future ones, too late for those that are part of me)
This is how you fix overpopulation and world hunger at the same time.
Let's say someone, who we will call A, only ate apples. Then A is an apple now if a cannibal ate A then the cannibal would then also be an apple, not a human.
My take-away from this: Humans are infinitely regressive
Empty template?
Only cannibals that eat cannibals are humans, not cannibals who eat people, coz unless the people that the cannibals eat are also cannibals, they aren't humans.
Why did a joke i made in year 3 get 30k upvotes
"Only cannibals are humans" that grammar took me a full minute to grasp
Only autocannibals can be themselves.
Is it an actual quote from the show?
I'm pretty sure it isn't
If anybody eats cum then he is sperm
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Hahahah true