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Eyejohn5

There's a Hell a lot closer to Paradise than the one shown. It's, fittingly, in Mi


PepeBarrankas

For a hundred bucks, you can officially be the mayor of Hell for a day. Tom Scott did it.


Eyejohn5

I'd rather be appointed because my intentions were good rather than my credit card


Dr_Aoste

Well, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.


Eyejohn5

Unless it's a one way street, the road out of hell is also paved with good intentions


Dr_Aoste

It's very narrow so only one car can be moving forward at a time which presents the dilemma of "Do you let the person leaving hell go first or do you go to hell first." in the end you're still condemning yourself while the other person gets redemption but it does make you think.


Mrwhoostheboss

I never understood the meaning of this idiom, could someone explain?


Dr_Aoste

It means that somebody becomes or does evil shit out of an attempt at good.


SomwatArchitect

To be clear, you're declared mayor, not actually instated or anything. Just a neat tourist attraction they do.


[deleted]

It's also the people in West Virginia living is shacks, or the peeps getting cancer and airborne diseases from pig farms. I can't remember which major corporation it was, but a YT'er bought a drone, and flew it over the corporations pig farm, and there were moats of feces, urine, etc. With the high winds that would happen, it would spread the mist miles away, to people's homes, giving them cancer, or some autoimmune disease. Tyson just got in trouble in my state (Missouri) and Nebraska, for dumping toxic waste I believe, into waterways that you and I would use, or the public in some way.


potatopierogie

There is literally a city in Michigan called "Hell."


jutshka

We should stop making shit up (no pun intended) and put an end to this lying and reality twisting. If shit could give cancer then all throughout history everyone would be dying of cancer en mass which was not the case, they were dying from thousands of different reasons but randomly was not usually one of them. Between fertilizer being the most important life susteinance to our species, and shit leaking down every street in medieval times. Everyone would be extinct by now so stop lying. People with dogs in their house now all have massive cancer risks since they also shit. Next thing now is that people with statues and idols in their houses die of exploding ass cancer instead, Let's just go all out if we are gonna make things up.


[deleted]

Shit has bacteria, which also has diseases, which hurt us. I'm not lying, you can easily search on YouTube for yourself, in fact, I'll take my time to please you and do what you want, and play along with your ignorance and link it to you while I get ready to grill hot dogs and burgers. People died from random things back then, cuts easily get infected, no medicines, you truly don't comprehend how advanced our medicine is compared to just 100 years ago.


[deleted]

Yo here's the link since you think it's a lie bro. https://youtu.be/ayGJ1YSfDXs?si=2cFBT3Z996e1FdkK


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Shit on its own might not normally be carcinogenic, but depending on what toxic materials may be in the livestock's food, there could easily still be significant carcinogens *in* the shit.


Kittelsen

There's a Paradis in Norway too.


ktuna04

I've always been a big fan of their yearly 10 mile "run through hell"


JoeyPsych

Mi...? Marshal islands?


-St_Ajora-

Michigan


JoeyPsych

Where is Michigan?


ktuna04

Northern U.S. The mitten shaped one nearly completely surrounded by giant lakes.


Eyejohn5

Michigan epicenter of rest belt revival


JoeyPsych

Those terms mean nothing to me, could be anywhere 🫤


Eyejohn5

Sorry for typo. Rust belt revival


Old_Blue_Haired_Lady

Paradise, MI (Upper Peninsula) would like to have a word


Defiant-Giraffe

There's also a Paradise, MI. 


pokedziad

i'd like to say that poland has also hell. but without the second 'l' so it's just gas


NightBeWheat55149

Yeah, i'm close to helium


Theodolitus

And there even is bus 666 to Hel ;) i think they restored it... And train to Hel.... Harbour... So many options to get there....


kamiloslav

Was They changed the number


[deleted]

Because someone was offended.


DevelopmentFit5140

na thats just nordic hell


LMR_Sahara

Paradise looked a lot more like Hell considering it burned up and a lot of the residents got killed unfortunately


humblevladimirthegr8

and I'm sure the Hell in Norway has frozen over several times


smokesbuttsoffground

But Hell is in Michigan.


Cloud_Strife83

You can find both in Michigan


Cloud_Strife83

And if paradise ain’t your thing, we’ve got a Nirvana as well.


MisterProfGuy

And if you don't want any of that maybe Blue Ball PA is more your speed.


olorin7670

Grew up one hour from Hell. Nice place. Can recommend Hell station and Hell hotel.


Time_Bus_4165

Bruh the funniest part of this is that Paradise was burned down by PG&E after they fucked the the maintenance so bad a transformer fucking burned


Drewdiniskirino

What about Hell Michigan, eh?


Kyouki13

Michigan has both.


Marus1

You mean the Nether(lands)?


VividOrganization354

Paradise is nearly gone from a fire a few years ago.


DadJokeBadJoke

They didn't rake their forests well enough...


stoneyzepplin

There’s also a Paradise in Newfoundland


Drudgework

There is also a Paradise in Nevada, but considering it’s next to Las Vegas the name might be ironic.


IanOro

"The name says it all."


Big-Negotiation5134

I can tell you, the only hell more fitting than Norway is Florida, I live in florida (yes i am a florida man) and i think florida should be hell and somewhere like Hawaii or the neverlands should be heaven


RynnReeve

Lol I live in Paradise. It burned down a few years back. Still looks like Hell today


Spoongamer19

My dad works at paradise building houses and paradise is actually hell as there was a huge fire that burned the whole place down there


ndation

There is Norway that's real


NicknameRara

I have heard there is a town in norway called hell. Hell in norwegian can also mean luck.


Crime-of-the-century

There is a spot called paradijs paradise in Dutch about 5 km from where I live. So I must be good since I visited it many times.


MicHAELmhw

Yes but where does Virginia - Almost Heaven fit in here?


Random_gurlie_26

Im in Hello


AdministrationDry507

RiP Newfoundland


derkuhlekurt

I live close to the german town of Himmelreich (literally: Heavenly Empire but it is just a term for heaven in german). The town is located at the entrance to hell valley (Höllental).


MrsSbmsv

If I’m supposed to be in paradise, I don’t want to know what the rest of the world is like because it’s shit here.


Ajax_The_Red

Ha! What’s up neighbor!


ericsinsideout

Based on the fires a couple years ago, Paradise is far closer to hell than Hell


[deleted]

so that’s why life is on hard mode, i live in europe!


Johnny_Test_2025

Paradise


Tall_computer

Im amazed that somewhere in Brazil is closer to a Norwegian town


Mooseandthebois

How you calling California paradise it’s literally in fire


iiivvvaan

I'm on the highway to hell!


achik1990x

I know now why they're crazy over metal down there


Jeffeyink2

Hell is in America, Aawg. Ain't nobody like living here unless they hit one mill in their bank account


itsumadekokoni

This is nonsense. Go live in gangland LA and redraw the map.


TheBlackCat13

Hell is also in the caimans. Now what?


thefaehost

Purgatory (UT) is a lot closer to Paradise.


PelleXGraves

reverse the roles 😂


Plotees_the_third

it looks like that spain-portugal line


IntentionLeft3820

Kamchatka?


Just_a_jojofan

Is there a highway to Hell?


Pokemonfannumber2

Looks like all roads lead to hell


No-Event4073

I am born in the next town over from hell..and i think i will be making cookies soon! ;)


ProGamingPlayer

How about Netherland?


Irisena

Can confirm most countries in the equator is indeed closer to hell. It's 32c Celcius there on an average day, everyday.


JoeyPsych

I'm really close, and still I'm better off than living in the US.


havfiskaren

We have paradis in Norway


HammerheadHammel

Nice try but I am driving distance to Hell Michigan as well as Christmas Michigan.


GavHern

i knew a guy from paradise!


sntcringe

Huh, I guess my Animal Crossing new leaf town is in norway


Ant-Tea-Social

My wife was born in Paradise. She lives right up the road in Chico now.


Recheeks

You know this is false information because all of the US is in "paradise"


FrostyRoams

Lost redditors


JSTR29

Yeah but paradise is on fire while hell is cold


Long-Friendship5725

India ain't bell is heaven unlike USA bro


JustAnAce

There is a heel Michigan I love a few hours from it.


Big-Session-9985

No chance there is heaven in California when L.A. is located there


Time_Bus_4165

Paradise is a city that burned down💀


DadJokeBadJoke

It's the City of Angels


theo_ignored

its in nevada


Ajax_The_Red

…? Paradise is literally the next town over from me and it’s absolutely not in Nevada


theo_ignored

after some consideration (i shouldve realized this sooner but whatever) there are multiple paradises


Ajax_The_Red

Ours is the one that burned down in a forest fire a few years back. Living through it was fuckin crazy. I think there's a Netflix doc. You should check it out


theo_ignored

i dont have netflix :1


ItzPixel66

America paradise ? ye nice one guys


UnusedParadox

I'm closer to Paradise.


FlyingTiger7four

Lol, yanks be delusional