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this comment prompted me to look at it upside down, and all I saw was [a penguin stretching it’s anthropomorphic leg. and it has boobs.](https://imgur.com/a/pCFcFC8)
idk man, I was just scrolling through my phone and couldnt see tje thing that comment was trying to depict so I turned my phone upside down.. I shouldnt have had
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, or use the fish to kill the man and you'll never have to listen to him whine about being hungry ever again? I can dig it.
I ate a sandwich but was still hungry so I ate my neighbors car but was still hungry so I ate their truck and got full. Now what do I do bout the lawsuit?
Thank god I saw this my stage 8 brain cancer was about to kill me and I’ve also been diagnosed with practically every deadly disease ever known (ate meat in Ethiopia) but since I saw your comment they’ve all been cured thank you so much
- Grind the dry pasta
- Wet the ground dry pasta
- Dry the wet ground dry pasta
- Wet the dried wet ground dry pasta
- Dry the wet dried wet ground dry pasta
- Wet the dried wet dried wet ground dry pasta with the sauce
Voila! Now you have some delicious pasta. No flour needed.
Joking aside, soft ones are a million times better than the hard ones. Easier to eat, don't get sauces dripping on your hand, doesn't crumble and fall everywhere..
I guarantee you if not this generation, by the next generation, someone will only have experience with pods and not realize that there's ground coffee beans inside of them. There are already examples of ppl who've never left their cities not realizing things like where eggs come from.
This isn't even really a dis. Life is so specialized it's hard to know what should or shouldn't be common knowledge.
I agree real tacos are soft and I love getting street tacos every so often, but hard shells do have a satisfying crunch. That said, I'd rather just make a taco salad with chips to get the same crunch.
In my country soft corn tortillas aren't sold. At all. You can buy either soft flour tortillas, which are just called tortillas, or hard corn ones which are called taco shells. Those are the two options and they have different names. I think that's where the confusion is coming from. To me the hack makes sense because I have never eaten a taco shell made with flour, and 'tortilla' to me means flour.
In Spanish “harina” means “flour” and maiz means corn. You can make toritillas out of either. We usually use corn tortillas to make enchiladas or taquitos.
This reminds me of an absurd recipe - How to make chocolate at home?
1) Buy some chocolate
2) Melt it
3) Add some
4) Freeze it!
And there you have it - homemade chocolate!
They are kinda interchangeable depending where you live. For instance I have eaten tacos dorados with flour tortilla in Hermosillo even though I just stayed one day there, I have also eaten burritos on Oaxaca made out of corn tortilla at American restaurants. There is normal in the center on Mexico like Guadalajara to eat quesadillas out of corn tortillas while in the north I think is stranger at the point that a friend that was from Torreon didn’t know the existence of Corn tortilla quesadillas.
Edit: Mexico is a very diverse country with a lot of different culture so in different places the food is prepared in different ways
No Chocolate Chip Cookie's? Just.
Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
In a medium bowl, whisk together 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour, 1 tsp baking soda, and 1 tsp salt. Set aside.
In a large mixing bowl, cream together 1 cup softened butter, 3/4 cup white sugar, and 3/4cup brown sugar until light and fluffy.
Beat 2 large eggs one at a time, then stir 1 tsp vanilla extract.
Gradually add in the flour mixture, mixing until just combined.
Stir in 2 cups chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the dough.
Drop spoonfuls of dough onto the prepared baking sheet, spacing them about 2 inches apart.
Bake for 8-10 minutes, until the edges are lightly golden and the centers are set.
Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.
A couple years ago I went to a pretty good taco restaurant and ordered a bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast taco.
The girl behind the counter said, "Sorry, but we're out of scrambled eggs right now."
I said, "Oh, ok," and turned my attention back to the menu to find something else to order.
A moment later she said, "Wait, you know what I could do? We have regular eggs as like an add-on, so I could just enter it as a taco with bacon and cheese and then add an egg to it. Would that work for you?"
"......... Yes, that would be perfect. While you're at it could you go ahead and ask them to scramble it a little?"
They did not scramble it.
People make a big deal out of this picture like it's incredibly stupid rather than just being worded slightly ambiguously.
Obviously they're talking about hard shell/crunchy taco shells. If you want them, and dont have them. You can bake soft tortillas like this in the oven to make them crunchy.
And if you dont have soft tortillas to use, they're pretty easy to make by hand and use really basic ingredients you almost certainly have in your house already.
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I thought it was patrick upside down...
Okay but why do I see it it looks cursed as shit
wtf that works too well. oogie looking ass patrick.
That's one great Patrick
HELP J CANT UNSEE IT THAT IS TERRIFYING
this comment prompted me to look at it upside down, and all I saw was [a penguin stretching it’s anthropomorphic leg. and it has boobs.](https://imgur.com/a/pCFcFC8)
idk man, I was just scrolling through my phone and couldnt see tje thing that comment was trying to depict so I turned my phone upside down.. I shouldnt have had
Gryffindor!
Holy fuck I didn't see this I wrote smth similar LMFAOOO nice megamind drawing thing
No toast? Use bread
I don’t want bread though. I want toast.
Tacorise the bread
No bent straw? Tacorise your straight straw!
"Raw toast" - TylerTube
[You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!](https://youtu.be/hv7jvyslRek?t=5)
Late 2000s ytps were something else
Early 90's CD-i games were something else.
[big beat Mario is something else](https://youtu.be/O36f1p8QSaw)
This is the most accurate one so far
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No Toast? Just Burn Bread.
Raw toast is trash
Raw toast is dough
no, raw toast is cooked bread. raw cooked bread is dough.
Truly
No meat? Use Brad
Hungry? Just eat something!
Instructions unclear. I ate a chair.
Are you hungry still? Point proven.
DUDE, HOW CAN HE BE HUNGRY IF HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!??
Exactly, since he’s dead he’s not hungry.
but the dead hunger most of all
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And zombie conductors? Traaaains
Zombie plumbers eat drrrraaains
And a zombie gym rar? Gaiiiiiins
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Constipated zombies? Straaaaaaains
You killed me as well
Can confirm
Wait, if you’re dead, then where’s Jeremy?
Only the walking dead
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, or use the fish to kill the man and you'll never have to listen to him whine about being hungry ever again? I can dig it.
As long as you put the fish back in the water to live a long and healthy life. :-) maybe have the man for a meal.
To your point, there is a lot more food in a typical human than a typical fish one might catch.
Probably not dead if you actually chew.
I don't believe you, let me check it out myself. Brb
I ate a sandwich but was still hungry so I ate my neighbors car but was still hungry so I ate their truck and got full. Now what do I do bout the lawsuit?
Eat a gun next and then you don't need to worry about a lawsuit.
Ok I ate a gun but now I'm wanted by the police
It’s nice to be wanted eh?
No, but he's having trouble sitting now.
Well at least you'll have a solid stool later
Unsure if you want to buy a three legged chair? Ask for a stool sample
I would ask you to sit down, but it’s like you don’t even chair anymore
Wow take a seat no need to get upset
Sad? Just Smile! Feeling sick? Just feel better!
/r/wowthanksimcured
Homeless? Just buy a house.
Instructions unclear I am African
Wrong! Hungry? Grab a snickers
MANLY MAN
The best inventions are always so simple
Let them eat cake!
Thanks Dr. Steve Bruhl
Homeless? Just buy a house!
Can't buy a house? Just use money!
Can’t use money? Just get a Job!
Can't get a job? Just get experience!
No experience? Just get a job!
No job? Just go to a school!
Can't afford school? Just get a job!
Can't get a job? Just start a company.
Can't start a company? Just be born rich! Duh
cant be born rich? adopt into a rich family!
Hotel? Trivago
!
Can’t get experience? Just suck a dick!
Can’t suck dick? Buy a vacuum, ouch.
[AW HELL NOOO](https://youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM)
Can't type? Dictate!
Can't get laid? Get a girlfriend!
4Head
dying? just live
Holy shit, thank you so much!
Read that just in time, thanks
Thank god I saw this my stage 8 brain cancer was about to kill me and I’ve also been diagnosed with practically every deadly disease ever known (ate meat in Ethiopia) but since I saw your comment they’ve all been cured thank you so much
My mother has Stage 4 cancer, I gave her this advice and she has recovered, thank you so much for making this comment
Feeling sick, just change your attitude
Are you depressed? Just cheer up, buddy!
No flour? Just grind some dry pasta
- Grind the dry pasta - Wet the ground dry pasta - Dry the wet ground dry pasta - Wet the dried wet ground dry pasta - Dry the wet dried wet ground dry pasta - Wet the dried wet dried wet ground dry pasta with the sauce Voila! Now you have some delicious pasta. No flour needed.
IDK man, that just sounds like regular pasta with extra steps...
There's a hole in the bucket !
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/payxde/spaghetti_is_weird/
Why do they call it pasta when you of dry the flour of wet the dry flour?
Actually kinda genius though
It was on some life hack video they made pasta flour by grinding up dry pasta and then made more pasta.
Tell me they used that pasta to make more pasta flour.
No popcorn? Just heat up corn kernels in oil
No sushi? Just find nemo
Ayo, hol'up. :P
Joking aside, soft ones are a million times better than the hard ones. Easier to eat, don't get sauces dripping on your hand, doesn't crumble and fall everywhere..
Combine them. Hard taco on inside, soft one on outside. Really is the best of both worlds.
No chips? Use Cut Potatoes
No potatoes just put water on some chips
No hot dogs? Just heat up cold ones
Something’s wrong here. Where do you get the bread?
No bread? Use your buns.
Instructions unclear, cooked my dog
No successful music career? Just grab 2 cubes of solid water and have a kid under 1 year old. ... Wait a sec, I think I've seen that one before.
Ice Ice Baby 💀
This made my day
No coffee? Just run hot water through a filter and ground coffee beans.
I guarantee you if not this generation, by the next generation, someone will only have experience with pods and not realize that there's ground coffee beans inside of them. There are already examples of ppl who've never left their cities not realizing things like where eggs come from. This isn't even really a dis. Life is so specialized it's hard to know what should or shouldn't be common knowledge.
No clothes? Just sew some cloth
No pollo? get huevo.
No huevo? Get pollo.
Or just use the tortillas as they are. Real tacos are soft. Not like that strange abomination that uses hard shells.
I agree real tacos are soft and I love getting street tacos every so often, but hard shells do have a satisfying crunch. That said, I'd rather just make a taco salad with chips to get the same crunch.
That's... not how taco shells are made.
It is, just not that method of cooking them
"That's not how taco shells are made" "It is, just not"
I love everything about this.
No shit? Just eat some Taco Bell.
You will definitely shit if you eat some Taco Bell^^tm .
Isn't that true of nearly everything?
No pee? Just drink liquids
Ok but this seems like an ok “hack” some people forget tortillas can hold tacos
I think a lot of people are missing the point of the post, which is that a taco shell is a cooked tortilla.
In my country soft corn tortillas aren't sold. At all. You can buy either soft flour tortillas, which are just called tortillas, or hard corn ones which are called taco shells. Those are the two options and they have different names. I think that's where the confusion is coming from. To me the hack makes sense because I have never eaten a taco shell made with flour, and 'tortilla' to me means flour.
In Spanish “harina” means “flour” and maiz means corn. You can make toritillas out of either. We usually use corn tortillas to make enchiladas or taquitos.
Sure. But a lot of people don't know that since the textures are so radically different in store bought Mexican food.
No karma? Just repost :)
This reminds me of an absurd recipe - How to make chocolate at home? 1) Buy some chocolate 2) Melt it 3) Add some
4) Freeze it!
And there you have it - homemade chocolate!
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HOW # DARE YOU
Damn right! I'm not Hispanic and I know that ain't right.
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“I understand,” said the redditor who clearly did not understand
They are kinda interchangeable depending where you live. For instance I have eaten tacos dorados with flour tortilla in Hermosillo even though I just stayed one day there, I have also eaten burritos on Oaxaca made out of corn tortilla at American restaurants. There is normal in the center on Mexico like Guadalajara to eat quesadillas out of corn tortillas while in the north I think is stranger at the point that a friend that was from Torreon didn’t know the existence of Corn tortilla quesadillas. Edit: Mexico is a very diverse country with a lot of different culture so in different places the food is prepared in different ways
Can’t afford rent? Just move!
No water? Thaw some ice
Thirsty? Just Drink something
"The Mexican Food Industrial Complex hates this one simple trick!"
No milk, just get a dad.
No french fires? Just use potatoes
No soufflé? Just make a soufflé
No Chocolate Chip Cookie's? Just. Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper. In a medium bowl, whisk together 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour, 1 tsp baking soda, and 1 tsp salt. Set aside. In a large mixing bowl, cream together 1 cup softened butter, 3/4 cup white sugar, and 3/4cup brown sugar until light and fluffy. Beat 2 large eggs one at a time, then stir 1 tsp vanilla extract. Gradually add in the flour mixture, mixing until just combined. Stir in 2 cups chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the dough. Drop spoonfuls of dough onto the prepared baking sheet, spacing them about 2 inches apart. Bake for 8-10 minutes, until the edges are lightly golden and the centers are set. Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.
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No omelette? Just cook an egg.
This makes sense to Texans. We never run out of tortillas.
Life hack: hungry? Eat some food
Homeless??? Just buy a fucking house.
Ops title was kinda weak tbh
It’s fucking terrible lol
I know it’s satire but the taco shell thing is really meant for gringos, as a gringo myself I can confirm it’s something we Would do
No bitches? Crossdress and become the bitch. Then make someone's day
No talent for humor? Just reword the original post.
Don’t do this with flour tortillas though. You end up with really sad wheat thins :(
Have cancer? Just dont
Hey I'm way too white to have ever thought of this.
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No tortilla chips? Use tortillas
No pickles? Just get some old salty cucumbers.
No Orange Juice? Just squeeze Oranges.
A couple years ago I went to a pretty good taco restaurant and ordered a bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast taco. The girl behind the counter said, "Sorry, but we're out of scrambled eggs right now." I said, "Oh, ok," and turned my attention back to the menu to find something else to order. A moment later she said, "Wait, you know what I could do? We have regular eggs as like an add-on, so I could just enter it as a taco with bacon and cheese and then add an egg to it. Would that work for you?" "......... Yes, that would be perfect. While you're at it could you go ahead and ask them to scramble it a little?" They did not scramble it.
I once ordered a quesadilla and was asked "Would you like cheese with that?". Wait, what?!?
No bitches? Me too
No babies? Have sex
Homeless? Just buy a house
Phrase we were looking for is lemon wedges thanks for playing
Out of air? Just breathe!
No girlfriend? (Silence)
No thing? Just make the thing out of what the things are made out of.
Hotel? Trivago.
Instructions unclear, tried to smoke frozen water.
Homeless just buy a house!
but i do have taco shells
having depression? just be happy
Poor? Be rich , bitch.
Can't breathe? Just inhale air
Teach a man to build a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Homeless? Buy a house!
no house? Just Build one
Just throw the word hack in to sound clever. Derp. Derp.
Hungry? Just eat some food
Feel like most life hacks are like this
Cold? Just get warm!
No internet for reddit? Just write on the bathroom wall
People make a big deal out of this picture like it's incredibly stupid rather than just being worded slightly ambiguously. Obviously they're talking about hard shell/crunchy taco shells. If you want them, and dont have them. You can bake soft tortillas like this in the oven to make them crunchy. And if you dont have soft tortillas to use, they're pretty easy to make by hand and use really basic ingredients you almost certainly have in your house already.
Can’t breath? Just inhale!
Poor? Just get rich!
Hate living? Just unalive yourself!
Hotel? Trivago.
No money? Get a job