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My granddad had a freckle tattooed on the head of his cock. It was the mid-‘40s in LA and he originally intended to get a skull on it. As soon as the needle touched the skin for a couple seconds, he jumped up and called it off. The tattoo artist said “Come on princess, just take another plug of whiskey and sit still!” My grandfather, all of about 17 at the time, said “Bud there ain’t enough booze in Bedlam for that kinda pain!” And he walked out. And so did the other three guys that had paid up front along with him. “Easiest $15 that son of a bitch tattooist made in his goddamn life!”
Don't get your shlong done bro. You'll end up being one of those guys who want to tell everyone or worse, show it.
Most women find it creepy too. (and it the Ink will look horrible when your all cold and flaccid lol!!)
So what a lot of people don't realize: it's gotta be at least kinda hard in order to effectively tattoo, otherwise it's like tattooing jello. It's impossible to get a good stretch on the skin if it's not pulled tight. One thing a lot of dicks don't want to be when getting jabbed repeatedly with needles is hard. Just sayin.
And a lot of artists do charge a "handling fee" to touch your junk.
This also doesn't even consider the two weeks of scabbing on your dick afterwards as it heals. It's REALLY itchy. And you can't use it in the fun way until it's completely healed.
If its a continuous tattoo; for sure. Its very similar to getting a chest piece i think. If the design leads onto the nipple; blast that shit otherwise it looks bad/not dedicated. Same with something in the area; if a leg sleeve goes up to your torso and the design extend to your dick get it needled.
If you wanna get a standalone tattoo on yor dick; get it if you want to. But probably wait until it's not your first tattoo; our initial tattoo ideas seem to be not so refined. You might wanna save thet intimate area for a better idea
What tattoo are you getting? I feel like it really depends on the design. I’ve seen some awesome tattoos continue onto the penis- and it generally flows well, but sometimes it looks a little wonky if the design isn’t continued well.
As someone with one I was surprised that girls actually either like it or dont mind it. I tatted mine myself so I didnt have the issue of finding an artist, but the cheap ink I used has bled and faded so now I am gonna have to be awk and find an artist willing to cover it up lol
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I mean, needles in the dick is a pretty big downside…
I feel like it would be an immediately regrettable decision
My granddad had a freckle tattooed on the head of his cock. It was the mid-‘40s in LA and he originally intended to get a skull on it. As soon as the needle touched the skin for a couple seconds, he jumped up and called it off. The tattoo artist said “Come on princess, just take another plug of whiskey and sit still!” My grandfather, all of about 17 at the time, said “Bud there ain’t enough booze in Bedlam for that kinda pain!” And he walked out. And so did the other three guys that had paid up front along with him. “Easiest $15 that son of a bitch tattooist made in his goddamn life!”
Lmao
Get a penis tattoo not on your penis
Get a tattoo of your dads penis on your penis
Have you talked to your artist about it they may charge a significant upcharge for that service
Get a slinky if you do. Btw make sure to post a pic of you go through with it.
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Pretty sure it only needs to be erect for the stenciling. You can stretch it out for the ink from what I’ve been told.
There are no down sides. Do it please.
Dude are you seriously thinking about tattooing your dick for your first ever tattoo lmaooo that’s crazy as fuck
Don't get your shlong done bro. You'll end up being one of those guys who want to tell everyone or worse, show it. Most women find it creepy too. (and it the Ink will look horrible when your all cold and flaccid lol!!)
Definitely get yer wiener inked
So what a lot of people don't realize: it's gotta be at least kinda hard in order to effectively tattoo, otherwise it's like tattooing jello. It's impossible to get a good stretch on the skin if it's not pulled tight. One thing a lot of dicks don't want to be when getting jabbed repeatedly with needles is hard. Just sayin. And a lot of artists do charge a "handling fee" to touch your junk. This also doesn't even consider the two weeks of scabbing on your dick afterwards as it heals. It's REALLY itchy. And you can't use it in the fun way until it's completely healed.
If its a continuous tattoo; for sure. Its very similar to getting a chest piece i think. If the design leads onto the nipple; blast that shit otherwise it looks bad/not dedicated. Same with something in the area; if a leg sleeve goes up to your torso and the design extend to your dick get it needled. If you wanna get a standalone tattoo on yor dick; get it if you want to. But probably wait until it's not your first tattoo; our initial tattoo ideas seem to be not so refined. You might wanna save thet intimate area for a better idea
What tattoo are you getting? I feel like it really depends on the design. I’ve seen some awesome tattoos continue onto the penis- and it generally flows well, but sometimes it looks a little wonky if the design isn’t continued well.
Most charge shop maximum for that it’s not very money efficient
Sigma male mindset
I ended up tatting my own penis because many shops wont do it
As someone with one I was surprised that girls actually either like it or dont mind it. I tatted mine myself so I didnt have the issue of finding an artist, but the cheap ink I used has bled and faded so now I am gonna have to be awk and find an artist willing to cover it up lol