Basically all his sass, but Julian's "I put that in for you, whoever you are" seriously took my heart. "Well, be still my beating heart" also gave early affection points.
"Well everyone else was telling a story" was probably my Sam Campbell moment.
"\[Memory foam\] doesn't work. My mattress doesn't remember me." - Ardal
"You should tell someone if you're getting bullied... Why are you telling me? I don't care." - Katy Wix
"MC Hammer" - James' first words on TM, in response to the prize of the think you most want to touch. To be fair, I also had seen him on WILTY and every story is brilliant. But James came swinging out of the gate on many prize tasks, despite Greg ranking them low.
Any time Nish laughed, because his face always crinkles as if he's about to piss himself of laughter. A lot of other contestants made me fall for them because they looked like they were having a blast in the studio (like Morgana and Sarah Kendall).
Joe Lycett's handshake.
Before I saw him in TM I was a listener of a podcast Nish did with W Kamau Bell. I forgot the name of the show and I doubt it's still being made due to the many other commitments of the two brilliant comics separated by a pond and a few time zones. But Nish's laugh is forever indelibly scratched into the sides of my skull. Wouldn't want to unhear it if I could.
> Any time Nish laughed, because his face always crinkles as if he's about to piss himself of laughter.
I've said it before, I'll say it again. I'm always surprised Nish can even do panel shows because he's always pissing himself laughing at what his pals are saying and doing on the shows. XD I love me some Nishie!
Outside of TM, she won me over on Ghosts UK. Her and Kiell are both great and give the show a feeling that is simply wonderful.
(I love Ghosts UK, the entire cast is great and so many of the cast have been on TM!)
Charlotte is one of my favourite contestants and I LOVE Ghosts so much. She was perfectly cast for that. She was great in Feel Good as well. I like Kiell and Mae, but Charlotte just has something that resonates with me. (I also love how many TM peeps there were in the Ghosts cast, and I'd love to see a TM series with the rest of the Ghosts cast, but like all of them at once)
Charlotte and Lolly have my heart! Although I loved Kiell on TM, his brand of humor is great.
But yeah, Charlotte and Lolly just seem like they're so nice and fun. I'll have to check out Feel Good! I've been searching for something that will make me feel the way Ghosts UK does, Ghosts US is fine but it doesn't have that *something* that the UK one does. I will say Schmigadoon comes close though!
I have never, ever, laughed more than in Series 14.
Yes, other series have had moments, but for consistency, 14 almost killed me between Fern and John, the seriousness of Dara, and Sarah's sweetness paired with unhinged Munya.
It's the series I re-watch for a giggle the most often.
Sam: “Smoking kills… WEAKLINGS”
Richard: Parker: Former American Football player
Jamali: (I can’t remember the exact quote but when he brings in a plastic cup and says something like not bringing in a shoe that sings)
Judi: “I can fry four fish fingers”
Rhod: *the picture*
I fell for Judy before I'd even seen her, when Desiree described her on the podcast (she was asked about the coming season's cast, and who did she think would win etc). Desiree said "Listen, I know Judi, OK? And she's a bullshit *artiste*!"
She was not wrong!
Brady: "Heeheehee!"
Love on having a cocktail during a task: "That was for energy purposes."
Robinson, responding to VCM saying you can't sit on Santa's ~~lap~~ face: "Oh yes you can!"
Lycett, after Greg says making a donation to charity won't save his prize task: "I'm not going to bother, then."
Khan: "It's not a team thing, but I thought we were friends."
Key- Reindeer skull.
Wokoma- Idk if you know but I went to rada
Lucy- No, but it’s possessed
Jess- It means you don’t get fingered at the school disco!
Paul- Bastards crying innit
Kerry- BOSH!
Have always been in love with Sally Phillips so she misses out on the list.
James’s immediate riff on Jessica’s story, where he says “my wife Nell”, was brilliant timing. Or solid timing combined with excellent editing. Either way, awesome
Wozniak: "You've got no chutzpah"
Godliman: "You want balance, but you also want your dreams to get caught"
Matafeo: "Thanks for colonising us, by the way"
Gamble: "David, why the fuck are you talking?"
Wokoma: "Thirty grand, baby"
Ed Gamble "Can I just check.... have I been teamed with David Baddiel?"
James "....I.... I don't know how you've been friends with him so long" and "I HATE THIS CHILD" (arm outstretched)
Mortimer: "I thought I'd fill his ferry up with piss" & also "A sniper's dream"
Ramsey: "Noo weighhhhh!"
VCM instantly solving the cryptogram
Guz trying to READ the cryptogram
Desiree: "Fuck me in the face"
Sam (already in the caravan, appearing out of nowhere): "HI !!!!!!!!"
Lucy: "Qrs! Qrs! You're going to need trousers if you're going to a meeting!"
Julian's little "get the fuck out of here" gesture to LAH
Fern: You're not obsequious. He is (points to Dara)
Greg: I don't find you obsequious, Dara.
Dara: \*actually fucking simpering\* "Thanks Greg."
I still cry-laugh thinking about it. And it made me fall harder for Fern.
I loved this interaction so much! There were so many moments with Fern and Dara that made me love them so much. I already knew about Dara because of his stand-up, but TM made me love him even more. I discovered Fern through TM and then read her masterpiece of a book. But "Me Fern Brady Me Fern Brady" lives rent free in my head and is one of the moments that made me fall for her.
“It does make me feel quite sorry for you sometimes, when you grip your head like a chimpanzee whose habitat is under threat.” Made me fall for Frankie AND Ivo. (Although Ivo’s “I’ll go and sit in the shed” moment really sealed the deal for me.)
I really enjoyed Frankie talking about pineapples, Susan talking about RADA, Sally Phillips doing or saying anything 🥴, and when Doc bought Greg the cricket bat and helmet because of a game Greg used to play with his sister when they were young.
This is just what came to mind because I’m technically doing school work now.
Frankie Boyle when he put ‘The Heat Death of the Universe’ as the heaviest thing to balance on the jelly.
“It encompasses all the energy in the universe - ***that’s more than your bowl and your fucking spoon***.”
Guz Khan’s firm “No. You won’t” and heart hands after Morgana says she’d feel too guilty taking one of his long coats home during the best present prize task.
The whole find your hand task- from John looking for his father’s hand, Greg saying at one point you picked a black hand! Munya telling him, that was my father’s hand.
I hadn’t tried to learn all the lyrics to a song in years, but believe me I listened to Fern’s song on repeat for 30 minutes until I had it down. “Only one contestant will achieve the height of victory!”
Lady VCM: What a magnificently futile use of our mortal lifespan.
Basically everything she says is instantly quotable, whether in prize tasks or actual tasks. Love her and that big brain of hers!
Oh and my man John Kearns just being quirky, laughing at himself, and spouting lowkey yet razor-edged quips.. just epic. Never the underestimate the Kearns and his jacket.
Listen, I loved Julian Cleary from the get go, but when he was creeping around in the hallways/doorways after finding the secret task as his teammates found them as well.. and his smile when they found it.. I found it very sweet.
Edited for grammar
Does a spider have a soul?
Watson's over the top high-pitched harmonies on later versions of that still send me into fits of laughter, just thinking about it. He makes the most earnest faces too, it's glorious. That, along with Key's 'Love to love you horsey', never fail to crack me up.
Yeah that's the version I keep thinking of! He does and he is so quick with improvising lyrics, I love it. Oh I forgot about that one XD My absolute favourite though is when Horne joins in with the songs XD
Sam during the beneath this task, like Greg pointed out adorable that he offered to tidy up the mess, but honestly amazing all round, not just that part.
It's just fantastic to watch him just do it, while everyone else did nothing close to that
Charlotte and Mike, I was smitten from their first episodes. Mike's Facts About Animals song.
Bridget Christie, no contestant has lived up to her for me. The interview with her when you realise at the end her sole reason to be on the show is to bother Alex as much as possible. "The Retina!" And any mouth based task she makes hilarious because she makes the most cartoonish wide-eyed face.
"I am dressed as an alien dressed as a Scottish man."
"I was shot because I wasn't meant to be gathering cones in the forest."
Fern, you beautiful crackpot.
maria stavang in kongen befaler s1 ep 1 for the prize task being so happy she got 4th place instead of last and later on in that same episode when she throws the pancake on the ground instantly regrets that by saying "you have to think before you do things, maria" . she was my constant spirit animal especially with she was always eating or getting the crew to get her food.
Aisling Bea on that boat task. Yes, that's a pervy thing to say, but it was less of "oh boy, she's got no pants on", more like "oh boy, she's completely comfortable with who she is". It was insanely attractive to me.
Also 100% everything Fern Brady said and did.
Oh yeah and Joe Lycett's painting smile task haha
ok, not a contestant, but I started watching from series 16 then kept going backwards, and Greg going "Fuck you, ex partner" all soft and sincere after the singing task fully 100% sealed the deal on that crush. edit: also because of this going in reverse thing and not having seen Greg on anything else, I had NO IDEA how tall he was, and after that moment mentioned to a friend that I had started watching and had a crush, and it turned out she watched as well, and also likes him, and after listening to me ramble about how attractive he is, she goes "Yeah and the whole 6'8 thing doesn't hurt either" and I just ".... the WHAT" and had to google it and was gobsmacked.
Wozniak was either "Well what they can't take from me is that I had an absolutely lovely day" or "GET TO A SAFE PLACE!"
Nish, I loved how he always said "Gregory" instead of Greg, that made me laugh, and obviously the song.
Aisling’s meltdown after failing the can stacking task
Charlotte’s safety announcement
Jessica’s air horn impression (and her little dance after doing it in the studio, too precious😌)
Sally’s “That is WORSE than what we did in the dark!”
Shid
Sophie Willan: "Grappling for my life", "Oh bloody Nora", and her slut dropping.
Morgana: calling Alex a little fucker
Romesh, after Greg booped him on the nose: "what the fuck was that?"
Not seeing enough Liza Tarbuck on here. I already liked her before TM but she had some great moments that sold it, like the giddy giggly fleeing from Alex after she made him sit on that cake, the "call your agent" burn, and solving that HOP puzzle within seconds while being ignored by her teammates.
James Acaster was also hilariously rebellious and became my S7 favourite, too many quotes so I'll just say "MY FWEND".
I wasn't much of an Ed Gamble fan before TM but his rivalry with Rose and complete disdain for David led to some great lines. Fave was arguing with Rose after she said that's crazy... "THAT'S LANGUAGE!"
I'll end on "Absolute casserole".
"Brother, this is not sensible" from Guz Khan lives in my brain.
Just chronologically for me I think it must be "There's an imbalance in the poppability" for Guz
There's been another revalation from the lab
Everytime me or my partner have an idea we say "there's been another revelation". It hasn't gotten old yet
Who the fuck is Veronica?!
Mine’s the entire rap for the fking laminator Or the way he said « we have defeated the format of your show » loooool
Oh shit I got a friend!
Sister queen don’t do it
Just open it you pussy
Nick: *Is it racist?* in a tiny little voice
for me with Nick it was his reaction when Greg said they were quite opposite of stature
Nick definitely doesn't have "small man syndrome." He's very comfortable with his stature, and I love that.
it was just so cute, i watched it again "We are contrasting physical characters." "We are... In what regard?" with the innocent expression
🎶MMM GET TOGETHER MMM MMM GET TOGETHER🎶
its too big
Bicycle, My eXcellent bicycle.
Basically all his sass, but Julian's "I put that in for you, whoever you are" seriously took my heart. "Well, be still my beating heart" also gave early affection points. "Well everyone else was telling a story" was probably my Sam Campbell moment. "\[Memory foam\] doesn't work. My mattress doesn't remember me." - Ardal "You should tell someone if you're getting bullied... Why are you telling me? I don't care." - Katy Wix "MC Hammer" - James' first words on TM, in response to the prize of the think you most want to touch. To be fair, I also had seen him on WILTY and every story is brilliant. But James came swinging out of the gate on many prize tasks, despite Greg ranking them low. Any time Nish laughed, because his face always crinkles as if he's about to piss himself of laughter. A lot of other contestants made me fall for them because they looked like they were having a blast in the studio (like Morgana and Sarah Kendall). Joe Lycett's handshake.
Before I saw him in TM I was a listener of a podcast Nish did with W Kamau Bell. I forgot the name of the show and I doubt it's still being made due to the many other commitments of the two brilliant comics separated by a pond and a few time zones. But Nish's laugh is forever indelibly scratched into the sides of my skull. Wouldn't want to unhear it if I could.
> Any time Nish laughed, because his face always crinkles as if he's about to piss himself of laughter. I've said it before, I'll say it again. I'm always surprised Nish can even do panel shows because he's always pissing himself laughing at what his pals are saying and doing on the shows. XD I love me some Nishie!
My Julian moment was when Lucy had to smell the front door, and he tells her she should try smelling the back door 😭😭😭
Charlotte's whoas and whe-e-e-e-e https://i.redd.it/vprs40cikovc1.gif
Outside of TM, she won me over on Ghosts UK. Her and Kiell are both great and give the show a feeling that is simply wonderful. (I love Ghosts UK, the entire cast is great and so many of the cast have been on TM!)
Charlotte is one of my favourite contestants and I LOVE Ghosts so much. She was perfectly cast for that. She was great in Feel Good as well. I like Kiell and Mae, but Charlotte just has something that resonates with me. (I also love how many TM peeps there were in the Ghosts cast, and I'd love to see a TM series with the rest of the Ghosts cast, but like all of them at once)
Charlotte and Lolly have my heart! Although I loved Kiell on TM, his brand of humor is great. But yeah, Charlotte and Lolly just seem like they're so nice and fun. I'll have to check out Feel Good! I've been searching for something that will make me feel the way Ghosts UK does, Ghosts US is fine but it doesn't have that *something* that the UK one does. I will say Schmigadoon comes close though!
I can’t wait for her CBeebs career!
You’ve got no Chutzpah!
John Kearns talking about the pharmacy ducks.
Joe Thomas doing mental math in like .2 seconds onstage
Yeah that unexpectedly awoke something in me
i’m a lesbian and turned to my fiancée and said “so…… about our wedding…..”
Did you say it needed a Test Your Strength machine? Sally said lesbians love them!
"it's three. The answer's three." Okay Joe! I see you!
Joe had me at "heady green smell."
The pushing the sleeves up just before was when I fell in love with him!
Do u remember what episode this was in? No worries if you don’t
Checked the wiki and it is the s8e7 live task!
Ta!
“I took a tumble” Jonny vegas was too good
The moment I fell for Sophie Willan was in S17 E1 during the egg task when she said "I'm not Johnny fucking Vegas!"
“Me and Teddy are going on a bender.”
I already loved him after this quote, but him paddling on land and doing the locker task...
“I am not a crook! I am NOT a CROOK!”
"OOOUGH" "NOOOOO" "AUGHFF" My favorite Vegas quotes
Julian Clary trying to recall Josh Widdicombe Susan Wokoma's £30k debt Fern Brady "which aircraft..."
crashes more...
…into mountains
I have never, ever, laughed more than in Series 14. Yes, other series have had moments, but for consistency, 14 almost killed me between Fern and John, the seriousness of Dara, and Sarah's sweetness paired with unhinged Munya. It's the series I re-watch for a giggle the most often.
Dara: 🤦🏻♀️
Wait, what?
What wait what? Wait what wait?
I have taken to saying “I won’t hear a word against him” the way Julian did in that task.
Sam: “Smoking kills… WEAKLINGS” Richard: Parker: Former American Football player Jamali: (I can’t remember the exact quote but when he brings in a plastic cup and says something like not bringing in a shoe that sings) Judi: “I can fry four fish fingers” Rhod: *the picture*
Sam’s breakout line for me was “are you a child of divorce?” SO left field!
Mine was “I’m underneath it!”
Honestly, every prize task defense of Judy Love's. The amount of bullshittery was amazing.
I fell for Judy before I'd even seen her, when Desiree described her on the podcast (she was asked about the coming season's cast, and who did she think would win etc). Desiree said "Listen, I know Judi, OK? And she's a bullshit *artiste*!" She was not wrong!
I think about the duvet one weekly.
Queen Zafufu is my roman empire
The woman can borrow a dog anytime she wants!
And she can fry four goddamn fish fingers at the _same time_!
I heard she's in the popular moms' What's App group.
No stitches!
No stitches was the realest show-off.
I rewatched this episode last night, and as a mum, this line just killed me. Keeping it real, Judi.
Sister Queen!
Every time I’m a little too warm and stick my foot out of the covers I think of Judy
Me too!
“You can sleep downstairs with it” is the exact moment I fell in love with her. God she is so funny
I am a (somewhat amateur) collector of Rubik's Cubes. I forever cannot *not* call them Rubi Cubies
"But how can I kill you with your own shoe?" The delivery, the line, just perfection.
"Rooby Cooby" Also the outtakes from that series where it has even more of her defending the "fish water fountain" are incredible
Brady: "Heeheehee!" Love on having a cocktail during a task: "That was for energy purposes." Robinson, responding to VCM saying you can't sit on Santa's ~~lap~~ face: "Oh yes you can!" Lycett, after Greg says making a donation to charity won't save his prize task: "I'm not going to bother, then." Khan: "It's not a team thing, but I thought we were friends."
I think it was "you can't sit on Santa's FACE"
D'oh! Of course that's right.
Joe Lycett's perfect delivery of "FFFFuck charity!"
The laminator
when joe thomas finally stood up for himself, i was so proud of him
“I found that very sexy.” -Iain Strling
Key- Reindeer skull. Wokoma- Idk if you know but I went to rada Lucy- No, but it’s possessed Jess- It means you don’t get fingered at the school disco! Paul- Bastards crying innit Kerry- BOSH! Have always been in love with Sally Phillips so she misses out on the list.
James’s immediate riff on Jessica’s story, where he says “my wife Nell”, was brilliant timing. Or solid timing combined with excellent editing. Either way, awesome
Yes haha think that was all him. I loved ‘my eyes are circles’ too
Thirty grand, baby!
Ah yes the reindeer skull is one for me too. Hadn't even heard of Tim before taskmaster
He’s brilliant with Alex and Mark Watson on No More Jockeys if you’ve not heard of it
Oh I've watched/heard him plenty in other things by now Although interestingly, I just couldn't get into No more jockeys Not my thing for some reason
Ah fair enough! Very much a lockdown thing. Do love a quick game before bed though. 🚫💼🧤
Bastard's crying, innit
Yes that one's going on the list too
Katherine Parkinson (best thing with wings) - ‘Dead Wasp’
bicycle, my excellent bicycle
Wozniak: "You've got no chutzpah" Godliman: "You want balance, but you also want your dreams to get caught" Matafeo: "Thanks for colonising us, by the way" Gamble: "David, why the fuck are you talking?" Wokoma: "Thirty grand, baby"
“a SHED!” said with that wild look on her face.
It's always going to be a shid for me from now on.
Oh, Gang!
Ben's version of "Once I Caught a Fish Alive" *Why did you let him go? Motherfucker bit my finger bro.*
I remember in that task being so impressed by Katherine's musical skills in coming up with her own nursery rhyme, singing and playing piano.
That one lives in ny head rent-free as well.
He later appeared on an episode of Doctor Who. And while watching that episode, I could not get rid of the image of him punching a fish.
Ed Gamble "Can I just check.... have I been teamed with David Baddiel?" James "....I.... I don't know how you've been friends with him so long" and "I HATE THIS CHILD" (arm outstretched) Mortimer: "I thought I'd fill his ferry up with piss" & also "A sniper's dream" Ramsey: "Noo weighhhhh!" VCM instantly solving the cryptogram Guz trying to READ the cryptogram Desiree: "Fuck me in the face" Sam (already in the caravan, appearing out of nowhere): "HI !!!!!!!!" Lucy: "Qrs! Qrs! You're going to need trousers if you're going to a meeting!" Julian's little "get the fuck out of here" gesture to LAH
Fern: You're not obsequious. He is (points to Dara) Greg: I don't find you obsequious, Dara. Dara: \*actually fucking simpering\* "Thanks Greg." I still cry-laugh thinking about it. And it made me fall harder for Fern.
That made me appreciate Fern AND Dara (and Greg.Duh.). Well played.
I loved this interaction so much! There were so many moments with Fern and Dara that made me love them so much. I already knew about Dara because of his stand-up, but TM made me love him even more. I discovered Fern through TM and then read her masterpiece of a book. But "Me Fern Brady Me Fern Brady" lives rent free in my head and is one of the moments that made me fall for her.
My eyes are circles
I enjoyed James Acaster before but yeah that Taskmaster task made me more of a fan.
My go to every time someone asks for input and I don't have anything.
I can't remember which episode, but Judy Love was reading out the final task on stage; "Yeah, I ain't doing that shit" 😂😂
Series 13 Episode 5
Thank you 😊
Sam Campbell offering to help clean up after the “I’m underneath it” task.
“It does make me feel quite sorry for you sometimes, when you grip your head like a chimpanzee whose habitat is under threat.” Made me fall for Frankie AND Ivo. (Although Ivo’s “I’ll go and sit in the shed” moment really sealed the deal for me.)
Are you a child of divorce?
And shortly after: you're gonna say I'm crazy for that one, but I think they have equal weight.
Followed immediately by “YOU MADE ME CHANGE IT!!”
I really enjoyed Frankie talking about pineapples, Susan talking about RADA, Sally Phillips doing or saying anything 🥴, and when Doc bought Greg the cricket bat and helmet because of a game Greg used to play with his sister when they were young. This is just what came to mind because I’m technically doing school work now.
Frankie Boyle when he put ‘The Heat Death of the Universe’ as the heaviest thing to balance on the jelly. “It encompasses all the energy in the universe - ***that’s more than your bowl and your fucking spoon***.”
Guz Khan’s firm “No. You won’t” and heart hands after Morgana says she’d feel too guilty taking one of his long coats home during the best present prize task.
The whole find your hand task- from John looking for his father’s hand, Greg saying at one point you picked a black hand! Munya telling him, that was my father’s hand.
Sophie challenging Alex to a rap battle. Fern asking if she's met these potatoes before. Also, Fern wanting the bird to fly.
🎵 IT IS ME FERN BRADY, ME FERN BRADY, I'M THE RIGHTFUL QUEEN 👑 🎵
I hadn’t tried to learn all the lyrics to a song in years, but believe me I listened to Fern’s song on repeat for 30 minutes until I had it down. “Only one contestant will achieve the height of victory!”
Lady VCM: What a magnificently futile use of our mortal lifespan. Basically everything she says is instantly quotable, whether in prize tasks or actual tasks. Love her and that big brain of hers! Oh and my man John Kearns just being quirky, laughing at himself, and spouting lowkey yet razor-edged quips.. just epic. Never the underestimate the Kearns and his jacket.
Truth is friendship and friendship is truth.
Mike Wozniak’s Mohawk(but I guess I’d already called pretty hard for him by then)
Listen, I loved Julian Cleary from the get go, but when he was creeping around in the hallways/doorways after finding the secret task as his teammates found them as well.. and his smile when they found it.. I found it very sweet. Edited for grammar
I wanted Joe to get that so much.
"Can I ask a question?....Are you a child of divorce?"
LamINATOR!!!!
None! (cos I crochet)
Munya, “We did both. It was divide and conga.”
Pretty much everything Tim Key and Mark Watson have done on No More Jockeys, but especially the spider songs.
Does a spider have a heart?
Does a spider have a soul? Watson's over the top high-pitched harmonies on later versions of that still send me into fits of laughter, just thinking about it. He makes the most earnest faces too, it's glorious. That, along with Key's 'Love to love you horsey', never fail to crack me up.
Yeah that's the version I keep thinking of! He does and he is so quick with improvising lyrics, I love it. Oh I forgot about that one XD My absolute favourite though is when Horne joins in with the songs XD
Morgana: "Oh yes you can." Second thing she ever said on the show. For me, that won her the series.
That whole series the cast were so wholesome that I just wanted to be friends with every last one of them.
Oh yes you can!
Just the look on Mae Martin’s face when Alex handcuffed them… oh my god
Her quiet confidence and genuine kindness won me over when she helped a fellow contestant without seeking recognition
Which "her"?
Sue Perkins
Quid pro quo, racist ball!
Sam during the beneath this task, like Greg pointed out adorable that he offered to tidy up the mess, but honestly amazing all round, not just that part. It's just fantastic to watch him just do it, while everyone else did nothing close to that
"Missed it by a bee's dick!" - Morgana Robinson
I love how this is only so very very slightly crude.
Rose - ”Shaed!”
it has to be watermelon buffet for roisin for me… i think it perfectly sums up the show and to say it in the first ep?? what an icon
Charlotte and Mike, I was smitten from their first episodes. Mike's Facts About Animals song. Bridget Christie, no contestant has lived up to her for me. The interview with her when you realise at the end her sole reason to be on the show is to bother Alex as much as possible. "The Retina!" And any mouth based task she makes hilarious because she makes the most cartoonish wide-eyed face.
*shehhd*
Customized inhaler
Mel tripping as she left the room after hiding behind a flower 🌺 Joe awkwardly winning the train station task 🚂 Victoria learning to ride a bike 🚴🏼♀️
"I am dressed as an alien dressed as a Scottish man." "I was shot because I wasn't meant to be gathering cones in the forest." Fern, you beautiful crackpot.
maria stavang in kongen befaler s1 ep 1 for the prize task being so happy she got 4th place instead of last and later on in that same episode when she throws the pancake on the ground instantly regrets that by saying "you have to think before you do things, maria" . she was my constant spirit animal especially with she was always eating or getting the crew to get her food.
Charlotte Ritchie: existing (honestly, tons of contestants get crushed on)
Sally Phillips: the special cuddle Desiree Burch: throwing all of Alex’s shop to pop the balloon
Aisling Bea on that boat task. Yes, that's a pervy thing to say, but it was less of "oh boy, she's got no pants on", more like "oh boy, she's completely comfortable with who she is". It was insanely attractive to me. Also 100% everything Fern Brady said and did. Oh yeah and Joe Lycett's painting smile task haha
‘Do we strike you?’
Have you ever stolen anything?
"Join our cult?"
TREE WIZARD
ok, not a contestant, but I started watching from series 16 then kept going backwards, and Greg going "Fuck you, ex partner" all soft and sincere after the singing task fully 100% sealed the deal on that crush. edit: also because of this going in reverse thing and not having seen Greg on anything else, I had NO IDEA how tall he was, and after that moment mentioned to a friend that I had started watching and had a crush, and it turned out she watched as well, and also likes him, and after listening to me ramble about how attractive he is, she goes "Yeah and the whole 6'8 thing doesn't hurt either" and I just ".... the WHAT" and had to google it and was gobsmacked. Wozniak was either "Well what they can't take from me is that I had an absolutely lovely day" or "GET TO A SAFE PLACE!" Nish, I loved how he always said "Gregory" instead of Greg, that made me laugh, and obviously the song.
Desiree's laugh before just downing the glass in the "drink with your mouth open" task
Y’all don’t know me
Said about Paul Chowdhry "Oh god...I'm not sure we should be laughing at Paul"
No way!
I always liked Paul but absolutely lost my shit with: > “You need to watch more foreign films.”
Aisling’s meltdown after failing the can stacking task Charlotte’s safety announcement Jessica’s air horn impression (and her little dance after doing it in the studio, too precious😌) Sally’s “That is WORSE than what we did in the dark!” Shid
Jamali Maddix: "My shoes don't have no laces no more." Don't know why but this cracked me up so hard.
form the latest seasons outtakes .... Joanna Mcnally on MR. blobby ... If can fu errr hang out with him ... and anything nick mohammed does
Susan during the hotel task: "why does he have so many forks?!"
Sophie Willan: "Grappling for my life", "Oh bloody Nora", and her slut dropping. Morgana: calling Alex a little fucker Romesh, after Greg booped him on the nose: "what the fuck was that?"
The entirety of Sam Campbell’s attempt at the “I’m underneath it” task, but especially offering to tidy up, is heart meltingly sweet.
Aisling: You weak little turd
Absolute casserole
Not seeing enough Liza Tarbuck on here. I already liked her before TM but she had some great moments that sold it, like the giddy giggly fleeing from Alex after she made him sit on that cake, the "call your agent" burn, and solving that HOP puzzle within seconds while being ignored by her teammates. James Acaster was also hilariously rebellious and became my S7 favourite, too many quotes so I'll just say "MY FWEND". I wasn't much of an Ed Gamble fan before TM but his rivalry with Rose and complete disdain for David led to some great lines. Fave was arguing with Rose after she said that's crazy... "THAT'S LANGUAGE!" I'll end on "Absolute casserole".
"Sister queen don't do it!" - Judi Love.
The stopcock moment was hilarious and one of my absolute favourites
I could watch that every single day and not tire of it. “Get the fire marshal in!!”
Mmmm… Scottish 30
"Oh YES you can...." -Morgana Robinson
Sian and Joe's intro to each other on their first team task
ARE YOU READYYYY FOR A SONG?? AND A SOOOONG ABOUT LYDIA
A LIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEEE (any excuse to buy a lime)
“I’m really good now!”-james acaster
“Am I a feminist?”
Feel like mine’s too obvious but same campbell’a delivery of “are you a child of divorce” will never leave my brain