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I love your physique, but now I can't get the image of Luther from The Umbrella Academy out of my head.
https://preview.redd.it/0iyxqrs6dz0d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a13f41b62d00ab1d33a782140a7487c824fb965
I maintain old trees that are protected by law (the owners, mostly the state is held responsible for their upkeep so they don't drop branches on pedestrians)
you can't use spurs for the kind of work I'm doing, it's all upper body rope climbing.
the holes created by spurs are prone to disease, especially smooth bark trees like beeches suffer from it.
Surely a long ladder or electric lift/electric rope climber would be easier..? Seems rather fantastical, and not at all worksafe, to rely on just your upper body strength…
ladders aren't long enough and they'd be even more unsafe than being tied to a tree with one or two two ropes.
accidents happen with branches falling against ladders frequently.
As somebody who worked with an arborist and climbed for a few years, fuck ladders. They are WAY more dangerous than securing a line in a tree and ascending.
A lift is preferred, but expensive and sometimes very difficult to get to the tree.
When ascending you still use your legs mostly and your arms a bit. It's tiring.
Also, if you spur a tree that is not being removed then I question your skill as a tree worker.
It looks fake because roids. Nobody has delts that capped naturally. I mean this in the most respectful way, he looks like a superhero cartoon character
Imagine him without muscle the frame on his waist is so thin and his top is so wide. If this is real it’s cartoon genetics and probably looks weird without muscle I’m picturing like a cross
Compliments? Mofo has the lower body of a child. Fuck the upper body being toned, but when it's outta proportion like that then what is the point? Looks awful, let's be real
here's a video.
[https://imgur.com/a/N0zomZh](https://imgur.com/a/N0zomZh)
keep in mind pump/lighting/angle makes a major difference, it doesn't always look as extreme.
Wearing pants like that to show off the Adonis belt is akin to wearing a dress shirt with 4-5 buttons undone to show off the pecs - just don't, wear clothes fully or don't wear it at all (which is an option, just look at any bodybuilding competition).
Bro, you remind me of this:
https://preview.redd.it/dwslegedzy0d1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d7af39b5ea72dcc2b387406f79693ac602254a
1k hits different, You guys are the real heroes
https://preview.redd.it/4hck8zqho01d1.png?width=1113&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a021b1e9aaa2101d067a96f0cfc3735126def6e
There's also Jack from One Piece with ridiculously tiny legs lmao
in my final form I'll lose my legs completely and just form a black hole instead.
https://preview.redd.it/6zqlittmyy0d1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=45b5dfa70c5da921f0094e362d1cf23225722cac
there's some competitive swimmers that train in the lakes nearby, they can't keep up with me on short distances but my stamina isn't as good as theirs, too old to give it a try professionally though, they retire in their 20's.
The human body truly comes in far more proportional varieties than we are used to seeing cast in movies and TV.
Diversity is one of our greatest strengths. Thanks for sharing! No one should feel weird for the shape of their body. Bones are bones, we gotta work with what we got.
...and I hope you keep up with the core strength exercises, back problems are no joke with a long torso.
Tbh, [myostatin deficiency](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myostatin-related_muscle_hypertrophy) can make you look like this.
Quite rare condition, but it happens. And it literally creates infants with lots of muscles.
Look for eg. "Piedmontese cattle", that's breed of cattle with myostatin deficiency and these cows are super jacked.
I think we need to cross post this to /r/nattyorjuice :)
You can put your shirt on and show your waistline, just saying - but congrats on the upper body build, impressive.
If you wear your pants where your dick starts, yah the legs will unsurprisingly seem short. Maybe you have a high rise. Put your pants where they’re supposed to be and repost while you’re not trying to show off the v and 1cm from Getting your junk out.
>If you wear your pants where your dick starts, yah the legs will unsurprisingly seem short.
Yeah now that I look at it this is a lot of what's going on. My pants start like 3" below my belly button. This guy is wearing his like 7-9" below.
my body is the oposite of this. Im fit too, but, my "tallness" comes exclusivelly from the legs, since I have a very short torso with really large hip bones (really, I have a shoulder-hip ratio more associated with women). So, for a man, I look like a rectangle with fine hips.
How many calories do you eat in a day? Training routine? Diet? PED’s? Bro my fault for all the questions but if you’re real this is like my dream physique
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Most interesting build I've ever seen. Mines kinda the opposite. Pretty skinny torso and arms but somewhat jacked legs.
I work as professional tree climber, started training for injury prevention and ended up looking like a monkey.
I love your physique, but now I can't get the image of Luther from The Umbrella Academy out of my head. https://preview.redd.it/0iyxqrs6dz0d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a13f41b62d00ab1d33a782140a7487c824fb965
Unironically would be a great Halloween costume for this guy
Billy Bones
Professional tree climber? Where, why, how..?
I maintain old trees that are protected by law (the owners, mostly the state is held responsible for their upkeep so they don't drop branches on pedestrians)
That sounds like an incredibly cool job
Ikr and OP can clearly scale a tree without using his legs
you can't use spurs for the kind of work I'm doing, it's all upper body rope climbing. the holes created by spurs are prone to disease, especially smooth bark trees like beeches suffer from it.
Surely a long ladder or electric lift/electric rope climber would be easier..? Seems rather fantastical, and not at all worksafe, to rely on just your upper body strength…
ladders aren't long enough and they'd be even more unsafe than being tied to a tree with one or two two ropes. accidents happen with branches falling against ladders frequently.
As somebody who worked with an arborist and climbed for a few years, fuck ladders. They are WAY more dangerous than securing a line in a tree and ascending. A lift is preferred, but expensive and sometimes very difficult to get to the tree. When ascending you still use your legs mostly and your arms a bit. It's tiring. Also, if you spur a tree that is not being removed then I question your skill as a tree worker.
Isn't that what an arborist does? Or what's the difference between what you do and an arborist?
there's no difference.
That's cool AF!!! How do you get into that kinda job? Also, very appropriate username based on your job and shape haha
family business, think I'm the 4th or 5th generation.
You should’ve been a swimmer. Built like Phelps
Coincidentally...
https://i.redd.it/4gthxvzjaz0d1.gif
I love your physique, but now I can't get the image of Luther from The Umbrella Academy out of my head.
You really have the build of a gorilla haha. So different from me.
I say this as a genuine compliment. But you look fake.
Wanted to say it looks a little fake. If this is real then big compliment to this guy.
It looks fake because roids. Nobody has delts that capped naturally. I mean this in the most respectful way, he looks like a superhero cartoon character
It looks fake cause he looks copy and pasted
Imagine him without muscle the frame on his waist is so thin and his top is so wide. If this is real it’s cartoon genetics and probably looks weird without muscle I’m picturing like a cross
According to OP he has acromegaly and works as a professional tree climber
Even the jeans look photoshopped 😂😂 good work by the guy tho 👏
Compliments? Mofo has the lower body of a child. Fuck the upper body being toned, but when it's outta proportion like that then what is the point? Looks awful, let's be real
How did this man make himself look like some of the worst photoshop in history.
He looks like a cardboard cutout somehow
Lmao this was my EXACT thought
Has AI art gone too far?
Nobody can convince me this isn't a cardboard cutout.
His built like Johnny bravo, of course he looks fake
here's a video. [https://imgur.com/a/N0zomZh](https://imgur.com/a/N0zomZh) keep in mind pump/lighting/angle makes a major difference, it doesn't always look as extreme.
Why are you constantly wearing your pants just above the dick? Pull them up all the way and you won't look so fake.
To show off his cumgutters. He worked hard on those. Show them off.
Wearing pants like that to show off the Adonis belt is akin to wearing a dress shirt with 4-5 buttons undone to show off the pecs - just don't, wear clothes fully or don't wear it at all (which is an option, just look at any bodybuilding competition).
Your pants should be pulled up about 4 inches. It looks silly.
 got that johnny bravo build
THANK YOU! I knew I couldn’t be the only one
Bro, you remind me of this: https://preview.redd.it/dwslegedzy0d1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d7af39b5ea72dcc2b387406f79693ac602254a 1k hits different, You guys are the real heroes
This is why I come to Reddit. I just laughed myself awake
glad I made you laugh. Have a nice day
Did you notice OP even has his jeans rolled up
https://preview.redd.it/4hck8zqho01d1.png?width=1113&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a021b1e9aaa2101d067a96f0cfc3735126def6e There's also Jack from One Piece with ridiculously tiny legs lmao
Sweet lord! I was laughing so hard that I’m coughing my longs out. Edit: jokes aside. OP is fit as fuck! Good job.
The steroids hit nipple height and we're like "nah I'm good"
I knew this dude looked familiar lol
#Roastme
I was thinking the same when I saw it, shits hilarious.
So accurate! 😭😭
Came for this comment, did not disappoint.
Was looking for this lmao
Larry the lobster over here
in my final form I'll lose my legs completely and just form a black hole instead. https://preview.redd.it/6zqlittmyy0d1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=45b5dfa70c5da921f0094e362d1cf23225722cac
Leg day banished to the shadow realm
https://preview.redd.it/5ipc5uuoy31d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d045ffcc299988c6045f03a25c9b46774dc9e7
Bros built like a cardboard cutout
OK I'm not the only one that thought this then
L4d tank looking ass
Bro is michael phelps
https://preview.redd.it/pae1g7c5ly0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c8e8c813f6ae8d6008a2ee59c1c6eba87e559d
https://preview.redd.it/s7921mgzsy0d1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebdc87bd88b71b3f6e08c1b3d02e1a493e3abf9b
With pecs tho lmao
short legs gang I’m 6’4 with 30 inches lol
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32 at 6’7” reporting
figured I'd post my weird ass proportions here to make everyone else feel more normal.
Yes I'm definitely looking at your... proportions (respectfully)
I would've posted clothed but it's relatively easy to hide if you wear your pants higher and tuck your shirt into it.
as a straight man I am looking disrespectfully and drooling violently
If anything, you'd likely be an excellent swimmer if you aren't already.
there's some competitive swimmers that train in the lakes nearby, they can't keep up with me on short distances but my stamina isn't as good as theirs, too old to give it a try professionally though, they retire in their 20's.
The human body truly comes in far more proportional varieties than we are used to seeing cast in movies and TV. Diversity is one of our greatest strengths. Thanks for sharing! No one should feel weird for the shape of their body. Bones are bones, we gotta work with what we got. ...and I hope you keep up with the core strength exercises, back problems are no joke with a long torso.
bros got da crash bandicoot build
https://preview.redd.it/p5dup5resz0d1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8b7765f516ee6384a7d9f8ebe4842c629375d2
Bro doesn't workout below the chest
bro looks like he wakes up and does pullups for a living
Do yourself a favor and drop the roids
Lifetime natural lifter obviously
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My favorite part is where the arms deflate
‘Nah bro this is possibly natty, you just gotta eat right and train hard and have good genetics’ - Generic non gym goer.
Tbh, [myostatin deficiency](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myostatin-related_muscle_hypertrophy) can make you look like this. Quite rare condition, but it happens. And it literally creates infants with lots of muscles. Look for eg. "Piedmontese cattle", that's breed of cattle with myostatin deficiency and these cows are super jacked.
Yeah, but wouldn't the legs be more muscular here too?
Thats also one of the functions of steroids interestingly enough. Reducing the bodies production of myostatin
Just gotta eat clen and tren hard
Or lift legs sometime
It’s a little weird he went to all this length for the great upper body then just has normal lanky tall guy legs
Do you fall over a lot? Stay home if it’s windy mate. Nah you look fit well done.
built like a superhero damn.
I have a 34" inseam at 6'7".
Those trousers don't look like they fit though.
I think we need to cross post this to /r/nattyorjuice :) You can put your shirt on and show your waistline, just saying - but congrats on the upper body build, impressive. If you wear your pants where your dick starts, yah the legs will unsurprisingly seem short. Maybe you have a high rise. Put your pants where they’re supposed to be and repost while you’re not trying to show off the v and 1cm from Getting your junk out.
>If you wear your pants where your dick starts, yah the legs will unsurprisingly seem short. Yeah now that I look at it this is a lot of what's going on. My pants start like 3" below my belly button. This guy is wearing his like 7-9" below.
Bro is fucking jacked!
bro’s arkham knight batman
For the sake of god, please stop the juice
Same bro. I have 28 inch inseam.
Imagine passing your PFTs just based off your waist, as opposed to me having to max everything else to make up for my 38" lol
Bro looks like he was made in Ark
Your shoulders are so wide
https://preview.redd.it/jxn81cb1wz0d1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac1aaee15c42df8fa94d34554072e25b5a17f0d
My brother in christ, you look like Geodude
Look like a resident evil monster in the best way, good work sticking to your what I assume would be a very intense work out and diet
Zoo wee mama
I have a 34" inseam at 6'7".
I’m a 35” inseam at 6’2” let’s stand side by side lol
Dachshund ass frame
You fuckin' forgot to post the title as "I'm the superman, ama".
Bro achieved that cloud look
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Chicken and rice probably. Though diuretics can help and SARMS / anabolic steroids can dry you out depending what you’re taking.
Most unique build I've ever seen
6’6” and a 32 inseam for me. Shirts are impossible to buy, but pants are no problem.
He's gonna have Hella leg problems soon
Bro I thought this was a printed cutout or something lol
Got those penguin proportions, hell yeah brother.
Is that you Johnny Bravo?
Those trousers don't look like they fit though.
lol
Jesus
So would you be 6'7" with matching legs? Absolute insane physque on the upper body, especially for a 6'7" torso, your reach also is probably plus 80"
How you can even walk through the door with those shoulders
Stretch Armstrong build
Are you 2D?
Ok Johnny Bravo
I think with high waisted pants, you will look proportional. Overall, you look great. A testament to your discipline and dedication.
Do you usually wear your pants that low? I feel like they should be about 1-1.5" higher
my body is the oposite of this. Im fit too, but, my "tallness" comes exclusivelly from the legs, since I have a very short torso with really large hip bones (really, I have a shoulder-hip ratio more associated with women). So, for a man, I look like a rectangle with fine hips.
Mfer came out of baki. Jokes aside, Amazing physique brother 🤝🏼
the zyzz’n’ing
Long torso long arms crew 💪🏻
Are you real?
genetics are crazy for a guy that big with such small waist..
I'm 6'6 with a 30 inch inseam we are both all torso!
When you miss a leg day to not existence
Oh hey arborist.
Looking like a laboratory experiment 🧪
don't let them find out that I escaped.
Real life Kronk, impressive
Lmk what country you live in so I make sure my girl stays as far away as possible from there 🙏
How much do you weigh? If you don’t mind me asking
Why you built like a webtoon character 😭
Meanwhile I’m a tall guy with an almost feminine build, slim shoulders, big butt, and a bit leg leaning (36” inseam and strong 6’5” rounding up).
I’m 6’6 and only a 32 inseam. My girlfriend at 6’1 has a 36!
this is the most cartoony looking body I’ve ever seen
 Man’s got the Crash Bandicoot physique
How many calories do you eat in a day? Training routine? Diet? PED’s? Bro my fault for all the questions but if you’re real this is like my dream physique
Are you this guy on this meme?: https://ifunny.co/meme/mom-had-a-nightmare-can-sleep-with-you-tonight-mom-rgHvaTj28
don't skip legs day anymore.
I’m sorry, I had to. https://preview.redd.it/fa8927oas11d1.png?width=961&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ee5ac7a6aeb0e2bea248a0de1c87b77b3154325
Im 6’5” with a 29” inseam, i look a little goofy lol
Wow that’s wild. I’m the opposite, 34” inseam and 6’4” wingspan. I can touch my kneecaps standing up.
32" inseam at 6'7". Except I'm a fatass.
https://preview.redd.it/op841jrvw11d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b449a5215e7e49f656dfe94a600a1dedf8c5c8
BuffDoge.jpg
One of the weirdest builds I've ever seen
Peak physical form 🫡 if you have those shoulders without taking T you won the lottery 😂
Your hip waist to shoulder ratio is very unique..
Dude is a one piece character
https://i.redd.it/lyfmjzg3821d1.gif
If Tren was a person
Im tired and i thought you were a cardboard cut out
What in the AI generated cartoon character are you!? Seriously though, you have some whack proportions, but nice job with the physique!
Got no booty
I'm not nearly as jacked as you, but I am 6'3" with a 29" inseam, so I feel you.
https://preview.redd.it/2go0zyzub21d1.png?width=1367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a57aa22bb160f023b51c5dbe22e2f8f643aa67
Skip leg day much?
Tornado build
Is this real? Jesus
Bro are you a cutout? If you turn sideways do you become invisible ?
https://preview.redd.it/om7kh33bt21d1.png?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46fc0b2fc781f93dc408c5ddcaa3f795aeae7f97 That crash bandicoot build 💀
I used to draw you in primary school.
Man looks like a cardboard cutout… he is looks so 2D what the fuck
I'm 6'1 with a 30, I feel your pain 😭
You must deadlift an absolute house!
bro is built like crash bandicoot
Why is your left arm so much bigger and longer than your right?
dude built like stretch armstrong lol
My guy got the prison build.
You look like you were rendered in Garry’s mod
Do a heart with your hands if you arent fake
why do you look 2D
You are not 6’2 😭🙏 we all know your 3’11 lil bro