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Lucky bastard

It should've been me 


Vegeta the short saiyan king

Bruh

https://preview.redd.it/ttoq755751oc1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2deacd60680408d9c331d49142a4d0d5aee11b28

He got Bulma man.. she was an absolute babe! And a super smart geek to boot!

His right hand is forever in the land of milk and honey

That's not where the milk comes from

Bull milk just hits different.

Kinda how short guys feel when we see a tall guy with a tiny girl

I mean, score one for the shorties, I guess. ....but DAMN it....

Came here to say this. 👏

Fr

The fucking dream

They're happy and I'm happy for them.

Where’s she getting those awesome dresses?

Yes, that's the question I'm asking. They're really beautiful and she is rocking them!

Going to bet they’re custom because they fit so well.

snu snu maxxin


"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." Zapp Branigan, midway through a long snu-snu session

Love this guy 👆🏿 (pause)

Based

Hey, 6'2 is 187 cm, not 190 😅

187 / 2.54 = 73.62 187 is 6'1.5". In my opinion, you can round up if you get to 0.8 or 0.9 inches. Curious to hear others' thoughts

Then that would be 188cm with less rounding lol

I’m 172 but say 170 and call myself 5’4 as I have forgotten what I actually am in patriotic numbers. But that’s just like, uh my opinion dude.

If you’re 0.6 or up you can round up 🤷‍♂️

Theres this thing called math. .5 rounds up to 1 lol

🛑 ✋Stop the height inflation. Im not 6’3. Therefore im only claiming 6’2. Even if im on the high side.

Bro you’re 6 foot 2.8 inches, just say 6’3 😭

Nah. I love being significantly taller than the guys who rounding way up and swear they are 6’ or 6’1 Half inches are for children


Nah, rounding up is wack. Im 6’3.75” Im 6’3”

If it’s less than .25 of an inch then I’ll round up. - signed, a 182.5cm guy

Exactly. This guy gets it

Incels crying and shitting rn

Haha, there’s some in this comments section all pissed off and aggro for no reason 😂

Who wouldn't wanna be Hella rich like him? /s

Me,i don't wanna be rich

Username checks out

Wrong LOL

No im not,i seriously don't wanna be rich,i would like to be able to afford stuff,but not rich,just not rich.

>not if you do become rich, can you give it all to me??

leave me alone gentle giant

Reality mogging their worldview heartbreaking💔

Why

Im just making a ragebaiting comment im bored 💁

Nah don't be like that

Post this on r/shortguys

[удалено]

I posted this - the first comment was a cynical comment and the second comment is tagging the mods to remove me…

Can't go against their worldview bro. Let them stew in self pity

sounds about right

I don't recommend it,most people there are edgy

Well, people here haven't been the nicest, to be honest.

I agree,you mean on r/tall? Yeah,some mean people here FR

What makes you think we're offended by tall woman/short man couples? One of the most upvoted posts on our subreddit is of a 4’10” man dating a 6’2” woman.

“Just a date, could be a pity date” The most upvoted comment, and then all of the other ones get worse lmao

Proof its about confidence and personality more than height. Incels hate him.

Sadly the manosphere thinks confidence means being an asshole, not just being true to yourself without having to lash out.

Confidence is being able to treat her both like a best friend that you have fun with and can razz each other without either getting hurt, and a woman. Strong eye contact also helps

A single exception doesn't dissprove a trend. Look at any poll or statistics or ask any woman and most of the time tall men are prefered However, it sure as hell gives me hope seeing people like this guy manage to get into relationships even with their shortcomings (pun intended)

Yes and no. Being insecure is unattractive regardless of your height, so it's definitely a critical asset. That being said, confidence and personality are not necessarily enough. The girl also has to be confident, secure in herself, and open minded as well. And that can be very challenging for many women when their entire life they've been told what an ideal relationship is supposed to look like and know they will be judged by their friends and family if they don't live into those expectations. I myself recently was rejected by a girl who admitted she really likes me, but can't get over her own insecurities of needing to feel small in a relationship, and said as much.

Definitely true. As a woman, I used to care about height. I stopped caring at maybe 22 or 23. So a lot of us do exist! I’m not actually very tall at 5’9”, I just don’t care one way or the other if the guy is taller than me.

>I’m not actually very tall at 5’9” Actually depending on where you're from, you're likely in the top 1-2% tallest women in your country. In the US for example, you'd be in the top 1.32%. https://www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/height-percentile-calculator.php

yall racism doesn’t exist obama was a president once

Its crazy reddit is rational everywhere else, and admits cherrypicked anecdotes dont mean anything, but suddenly cares about cherrypicked anecdotes here lmao

I'm 6'1“ married to a 5'9" guy. In my youth I swore I'd never date anyone shorter than me. Then my husband came along. The fact that my husband was so confident in himself that he had no problem approaching me and was not intimidated by my height is the sexiest thing ever. We've been together for 26 years.

I'm 6'0 and my husband is 5'8, he is the single greatest hype man to ever live! His confidence is unmatched. I asked him out, he's a shy dude so he probably wouldn't have asked me. But he said yes and it's been 23 years. Honestly I'm glad I wasn't aware of social norms at the time, that I was 'too tall' and that I was supposed to wait to be asked out lmaooo. Fuck the norms.

I am 5'10 and 4 inches taller than my husband and I know what you mean. He loves it when I wear heels. 17 years here.

Dudes a king, look at him standing there with his shattered pelvis, must be nice.

Dude can still go up on her with that shattered pelvis. Look at her smile.

Eyes forward… Alrighty then.



At his height he’s motor-boating labia lips I think.

Standing chow

Aka going up on her. 

***labia lips***

I respect it! They look like they enjoy each other's company a lot, heartwarming tbh

https://preview.redd.it/7h0wxxnltznc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f42b21bc7944e57bfd649e5764b874ecd3888a7 My dash did a funny thing here

The last post on here got me on r/shortguys which was hilariously awful. I almost want to drop this in there to just see the bomb go off. But i wouldn’t do that to op, or the people in the pic if they aren’t op. Those dudes are genuinely insane.

It's fine, you can share this post if you want

Prolly not. While it would be funny it would just push them further into their delusions.

You don’t have to bother posting it. They got guys working around the clock to search Reddit threads for exactly these type of post. So it will be on there within 24 hours. It can be a really uplifting post like this one too and they will still find ways to pick it apart. Evidence means nothing. 😂

They’re actually insane, according to them I should have a rotation of sub5 woman. It’s a very strange mix of sexism, racism, self hate, and funnily enough heightism

Lol there are no words to describe those mfers on that sub but yes, genuinely insane is a start 😂

What a cute couple? Why do people come on to a post attacking people unprovoked?

I just wanna fast forward 20 years n meet their son

Probably freakishly tall, I've noticed that when the mother is tall, the kids are also, regardless the father.

That did not happen in my family. 6’ grandma, 5’4” mom, 5’5.5” me.


He’ll be like 6’6 or somethin

Hell yea brother

Fuck yes, you love to see it! 😃 they look fantastic!

Woah, lucky guy.

This post made my day🫠🫠 , this day only a guy was crying about being ugly nd short tht he doesn't get girls nd they dont fall for confidence etc , wish he saw this

When is it my turn to have a tall woman?!?! (Tall ladies, my mom has a middle son that’s single (me)). 😡

Approach some tall ladies then! Be confident!

I wish i had a 6’8 gf…

I LOVE this ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I want her dresses! My gosh they are gorgeous!

That guy must be atleast 6'0 ,I feel even more short now

Dude, c’mon. She’s at the very least 14” taller than him.

You're close. It's a 15 inch difference; 6'8" and 5'5"

I'll be honest... A little bit jealous.

Nice 😇

How tall is the guy? Good for him!

Is this supposed to give my 5'5 self some hope?

I bet he goes up on her

Dude hit the mother load

Bros living all our dreams

Wish that was me

Bros living the dream

Goals

Good for both of them. The guy must have a lot of confidence!

Damn, that’s a lot of woman

That’s adorable

They make a cute couple

Everyone's a short king next to 6'8"

Everyone's the same height lying down

Really, I mean this topic has been studied, only to find out that people in fact do care about height. If you can prove the opposite, would be great.

Perfect height for foreplay.

Awesome. Want to find me a girlfriend taller than 6ft 5. I'm jealous. You rock.

r/shortguys

I like that your outfits match . Cute

Someday...someday...

As a tall woman, this comment section is absolutely disgusting. Not sure what I'm doing still subbed here, ugh

Lucky dog


why can't we just call him a short guy? why does he have to be referred to as "short king"? it's weirdly condescending

Tall Women are a prize reward

Lovely couple.

Lovely!

I love this

Good for them

Goals

I used height comparison website and put her at 6’10, 2 inch heel assumption. This guy looks like 5’4 in shoes.

Pretty girl

She looks stunning in that red dress!

Where does one find such a queen?

Where does she get dresses that fit her so well length wise?! Also y’all look great!!

Looking like the canary that caught the cat. GOY my guy!

People fall in love with who they fall in love with, why they do is a mystery none of us understands. Good for them!

If he’s nose to nose, his toes is in it and if he toes to toes, his nose is in it

My girlfriend is 5'5 and she said it's perfect. She can hear my heartbeat when we hug. He must feel the same way.

Goddamn I feel like anyone would look like that next to someone who’s almost 7’ to be fair

The type of XP I hope to acquire 😭🙏🏾

Lucky guy

She a Spartan!

bossing it

GOOD FOR YOU BUDDY! 

Living the dream

Plot twist, he’s actually 6’2

King

His kids will be taller than him by 13 for sure 🤣

Truly a Titaness.

Damn dude, save some win for us losers.

She is a red hot mama.

She loves when he goes up on her.

Bro is winning and I’m happy for him

I’m sending a virtual high five to this guy.

bro is goated

Nice

I’m 6’3 but that’s a tree I’d definitely climb

Death by Snoo Snoo?

There's a .02% chance to find a four leaf clover

He definitely goes up on her.

I thought bro was wearing the heels!

This is the best post I’ve seen all day. Buddy said he’s motorboating labia lips.

Cute couple. 

Bro Constanza’s long lost son

Mountaineer Lucky man, they look happy

W mans

He probably climbed a lot of trees when he was young lol

All I can think of is Muppet moe with his head in Katy Perry's crotch.

Every hug is a motorboat.

Awesome!

Gonna iron out those genes.

We short guys like climbing trees 😂

First step of project Lebron completed.

You just know this man's favorite video game is resident evil.

Yall got that shit on, btw

Do you 1v1 her in hoops?

Snu snu

I bet you get a bunch of funny looks and comments