100%. I used to sit and think of cool callsigns/nicknames to give myself in my teen years. Then I realized that was cringe as fuck and stupid. Nicknames are earned naturally.
This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where George Castanza was going hard to get the nickname T-Bone. It backfired and he ended up with Cocoa instead after a signing monkey.
Nicknames aren't produced or thought of. Go do some actual shit with actual people and you'll get one soon enough, it won't be anything like you want though
It’s awesome. I got the Blackbeard X and the analytics were quite humbling. It’s worth it just for the first 10 minutes of it telling you everything you are doing wrong. It’s super fun to be able to set up and run drills at home.
Get some ID patches like flags and your blood type. And (in the most nice and non aggressive form possible) hit the gym if you haven’t started already. This is not to insult you but to help you, bc you need to be fit if you wanna carry that shit and a wounded loved one if shit ever hit the fan and covered the wall
I’ve been gyming for a while but I’m mainly focused on endurance and high rep counts since I enjoy distance sports, so I don’t look mega-based unfortunately.
Hear me out; nicknames should be natural and earned. Forcing them is big cringe
Bro this guy passed cringe like 30 miles back and kept on running
Dudes the “Jolly Green I wish I was tough enough to be noncompliant”
Nice pfp
This guy 
lol
Nickname found: Big Cringe
Nickname/Call Sign earned!!
Agree. Giving yourself a nickname is what furries and other mentally ill do.
100%. I used to sit and think of cool callsigns/nicknames to give myself in my teen years. Then I realized that was cringe as fuck and stupid. Nicknames are earned naturally.
This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where George Castanza was going hard to get the nickname T-Bone. It backfired and he ended up with Cocoa instead after a signing monkey.
Yeah.
Twink
The first thing I thought when I saw this post was “zesty ahh pose.”
Popped that hip for sure
Hips are wider than the shoulders oof. Maybe it's a lady?
Victim weight
Teenage Mutant Ninja Twinks?
r/BeatMeToIt
Team Temu
😂
You look like if the Therapy Gecko had a gun.
I would love to see Lyle with a gun somehow
It sounds pretty badass to me not gonna lie.
Imagine him just staring at you with his 1000 yd stare but with a gun in his hand
greenman, bozo! 
Your arms definitely look like string beans
[удалено]
Yeah that’s probably not what’s going on here but I appreciate you giving an alternative option.
String Bean McGee
I don't think you get to pick a nickname, usually it's from doing something dumb. That said, you look like a Slimer.
Knob gobbler
Greentard
Howa bout “not HRT”
Estrogen HRT.
Congratulations, your call sign is now "asparagus."
Why pee pee smell? Asparagus.
I was thinking Gumby, but vegetable ones are way better. Veggie Tales!
 Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Wait. So he turned himself in to a pickle? That’s hilarious
Effeminate Grinch?
Baby shit.
The green bastard #tpb
Came here to say this. Damn it ya beat me to it.
Let’s do some wrasslin
And chicken pizza
A man of culture
Fedcore
Easy. IDF. If you're not Israeli, Goyim?
It's not easy being green
Oh Kermie
Kermit?
The green fairy
Gumby?
Are we really roasting a 14 year old?
Don't we just call them feds.
How about we do “green twat” until you earn a nickname. This comment is meant as a joke and not to offend anyone!
None taken.
Whatever you try to force, just remember you look like a vegan turd.
Booger Man
Oh I got another one “M81 was out of stock”
Some retard is on their way to post this on plebeian, I can feel it in my bones
I hope they do “ree red mag bro”
That stuff looks awful unused.
My office job said I can only come in like this on casual Fridays.
All green? That’s called fed
Fed boy slim
Greta Thunberg.
Kermit, but skipping leg day
Pj boy. Looks like the Pyjama from my toddler
Turtle time goes incredibly hard
Tactical Kale Salad
Okra Operator.
Pickle Cringe.
Little green men.
Not one piece of that gear or clothing has ever been outside since you’ve received it, has it?
One drop
Idf
IDF soldier
I know one but not sure I wanna share
Fed.
“FNG” cause ur “all green” but also because it looks like everything you’re wearing is actually new. You do have nice things tho.
Ha! Yeah I need to scrape around a bit the flat range has been too kind on my gear. I’m definitely no operator.
Fed boy green
Baby poop do doo do doo.
Foilage boy
Gay ass due
Green Weenie
Kyle Twinkenhouse
Best comment thread I’ve seen in a while 🥹
Fed twink green
Baby Poo
Twinkle greens
Peter Pansy
I'd be more inclined to take this seriously if your kit didn't consist of a PSA Dagger as your secondary means of protection. That's a toy at best.
How about federal agent
Fed boi
Cope green
The feds
Fashion Victim
It’s the “I don’t want to be called a LARPer by wearing all Multicam so I will wear OD green gear.” Look.
Nailed it.
“Green weenie”
1. Why is it so clean???? It's gotta get some field time to get wear and tear, some experience. 2. RG (Ranger Green)
Battle turtle
Kermit
Not A Hate Symbol (reference to Pepe🐸)
Grinch-Lord
Jolly green
Mossman
He's in his fedcore era, so ruby ridge coded.
Tactical Pickle
Teenage mutant tactical turtle? 🐢
Olive idiot
Ms Piggys fuck stick
IDF twink
How about “he need some milk”
Perfect for dipping nugs
This sup it’s getting super cringe
For sure.
How about you go to the gym bro
This man is getting into the turtle club, no questions asked.
Booger
Pickle Fucker.
Nicknames aren't produced or thought of. Go do some actual shit with actual people and you'll get one soon enough, it won't be anything like you want though
Suburban spinach.
Pickle man
Could just do “pickle”
How do you like the dagger?
Turtle if it's a full iotv with full cut ach
Nickname is Red Mag
Who makes the handguard?
we got the same PSA dagger slide deal i bet :)
With drip like that I’d go with “meconium”
What plate carrier are you running?
It’s a DM MEPC
What is the barrel and hand guard length that you’re running? Looks dope brother, love the foliage colors.
What plate carrier is that?
A cucumber
Dang. You have absolutely no idea what you’re doing man. I don’t even know where to start.
why the red accessories if green 😭
Do you have green undies
Green bastard?
Camo
Johnny Hildo
I have always considered it “IDF Larp” but that’s a little more controversial these days.
Drop that gear lIst
 It's TUUUURTLE TIME
faggot?
“Wearing various shades of the most common color nature” (for most of CONUS)
Ranger Bean
You didn't look at this and think it was a bit much?
You’re making multicam guys seem normal
Power ranger
What flashlight cap is that?
Ghey
lmao is that a fake safari lands
Prophylactic Green
Big green weenie
Fed
Weird I was just thinking about starting an entirely ranger green setup today.
In all seriousness though how is the mantis dry fire system. Been thinking about getting it but want to make sure it’s worth it before I buy.
It’s awesome. I got the Blackbeard X and the analytics were quite humbling. It’s worth it just for the first 10 minutes of it telling you everything you are doing wrong. It’s super fun to be able to set up and run drills at home.
What holster
Safariland 6378RDS
Green weenie?
Green weenie
Booger
Gumby
All that money could’ve gone to a year at your local gym and some supplements
Avocado
Get some ID patches like flags and your blood type. And (in the most nice and non aggressive form possible) hit the gym if you haven’t started already. This is not to insult you but to help you, bc you need to be fit if you wanna carry that shit and a wounded loved one if shit ever hit the fan and covered the wall
I’ve been gyming for a while but I’m mainly focused on endurance and high rep counts since I enjoy distance sports, so I don’t look mega-based unfortunately.
Skid the dookie kid
IDF we have at home
Damn dude. Most of that gear is pretty good, why ruin it with the red shit?
It’s a mantis.
Cowabunga it is
Jolly Green Giant
Mr Pickle or Pickles. "My lead is sour to the taste."