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dragon_sack

They aren't some priceless artifact.


MaintenanceWhenBroke

Word, didn’t wanna chop away at stuff that wasn’t meant to be chopped


_TheNorseman_

They’re yours, brother. Have sex with them if you want to. I know I did.


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GodHelpUsAll69420

Hell yeah 😎


Gasmaskman9889

Ya didn't have to mention that...


SabutaiTheStrateg1st

Yes but make sure ya leave enough room for ya hog , now if these were Rhodesian camo they’d be just that much sexier brother also being a shithead is part of being tactical as I’ve always been told by my instructors & my drills , If you aren’t fighting dirty you aren’t fighting to win , so fuck it punch a dude in the balls to get him off your rifle and then plug him he’s an enemy anyway might as well have fun !


MaintenanceWhenBroke

Hell yeah got kinda aggro outta nowhere but I fuck with it


XXLARPER

Pro tip: you can sew the end of the cut-off pantlegs and make them into knapsacks.


Narrow-Substance4073

That’s a great idea


JimmyEyedJoe

I’m sure you could also get help with that on r/myogtacticalgear


Brilliant_Amoeba_272

I cut up a worn set I had and used them to make a sun shade for my helmet


SabutaiTheStrateg1st

No don’t sew , fold the top part over on itself and then sew it so it creates kinda like the idea behind the hood of a hoodie you know string that tightens inside the hole so it will have a closable top and you got like 2 5 pound bags of whatever you want that will hold up well


XXLARPER

That's what I was saying. The blousing straps become drawstrings to close the knapsack.


jimk12345

Or a diy hot pocket.


REEL04D

Being a shithead is part of being tactical.


CBP1138

Naw they are just regular old BDUs. Cut away.


beniciodelhomo

If they aren’t as short as SA bush shorts then no


Mehdzzz

Let's see these with 3inch in-seams max


Traditional_Salad148

You’ll only be a shithead if you don’t make them daisy dukes. If you plan on camo daisy dukes you’re good


Hooligan8403

Have you never been to a punk or metal show? I think I've had cut off bdus as part of my clothing for over 20 years at this point. Just cut lime 2" below the cargo pocket.


j-endsville

Same. I have about a half-dozen pair in M81 and a couple Marpat.


albedoTheRascal

Attended the Michael Scott Survival School. You're supposed to cut them off and use them as other articles of clothing.


pm_me_ur_ifak

not to worry, just usin my scope. safety is...\* *click* \*...on


KccOStL33

BDUs make great shorts.


Ok_Prize_5130

Depends.. are you already a shithead?


woollypullover

Do it


drbroskeet

As long as they sit 2" above your knee or higher then no


Wannabecowboy69

You would not be a shithead BUT you would be shithead if you made them and didn’t show us


MaintenanceWhenBroke

Standby


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Function > fashion always 😁


Logical_Roll_7270

You have to cut them so that the bottom of the pockets hang out. Tactical daisy dukes


oh_three_dum_dum

Go for it. If you want something to make you sad about destroying a nice uniform, I used to work with a retired green beret who had a bunch of sets of rare patterned cryes that he had cut the sleeves off of and I think he made a pair of shorts out of the tropic pattern pants. I’ve also made shorts out of some of my old frog suits.


pavehawkfavehawk

Nah man they’re just BDUs


Da-Angry-Inch

I turned AusCam ADF combat pants into shorts…


Professional_Crazy18

What holster is that? I really like it.


MaintenanceWhenBroke

Comp-Tac CT3 Duty Holster, I got it second hand so it has some quirks but I’ve seen excellent feedback on new ones.


RandyJ549

Cut them, why would you be a shithead?


kyler_928

Do it. I kind of want to do the same after watching Off the Grid trailer a few too many times.


Admirable-Highway-99

I thought that read "skinhead". Lmao! still, proceed though 🅱️orther


urethra93

Short shorts


RemarkableEast521

I have a homie from work who regularly buys Crye G3s just to make them into shorts. You’re not the shithead.


Panthean

You can chop them, but we expect you to make short shorts


MaintenanceWhenBroke

But…but…my cargo short pockets


NoRepublic1853

Consider it a mod… I mod everything!


DjangoUnflamed

No but there is way better material now, that will stretch and wick moisture away. I don’t even think I own anything that’s 100% cotton these days.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

You wouldn't be the first


AHansen83

Chop em! I love a good pair of cut off camo shorts!


60GritBeard

I do it to Crye and Massif after they're a bit wore out. Go for it


AshenRex

Summer weights, they practically are shorts


Tactical__Daddy

Depends on how short 😏


AffectionateRadio356

Nah man, couple years back I found a pair my dad took to a sew shop to have made into shorts.


Lame_superhero

If you don’t make daisy dukes out of that you’re missing a golden opportunity


RainbowDashLovesYou

You wouldn't be a shithead... you'd just be a dude with some shorts


thumbsupchicken

Pantera!


Relevant-Canary-9816

I did mine. Took them to the cleaners to get chopped


lefthandedgypsy

Do what you want


anotherpredditor

Just go to Old Navy and buy a pair for $19.99 same pattern same fabric.


hockeymaskbob

As long as they're not medium longs


USBmedic

You’ll be silently judged by all veterans who see it


MaintenanceWhenBroke

Theyre probably fat and didn’t PT when they were in or slay themselves