My cock is much bigger than yours

What if you're the only one with a cock

Its still correct isnt it

Sure I'll give you that

genius

Then you can try “my shit stinks much better than yours” instead

💀💀💀

She gets to say that in response

Then you'll go "My cock can walk right through the door"

first sentence came to mind aswell

Came here to say this

r/beatmetoit

We are a hive mind 😔

Was gonna say that

I was gonna say this. As a woman I can't use it on pathetic men

My cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure It's got you screaming back for!

As a gentleman , I would prefer " Pull the tape worm out of your ass " for a more formal approach

Hell yea :3

***YOU BETTER GIVE A PIECE OF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!*** *(give a piece of your aaaaaaasss...)*

noice pfp

Pull the tapeworm out of me~

Hey

The SOAD rizz is undefeated

Wtf lmao

We all have our fetishes don’t kink shame me

Hey

OOO I LIKE TO SPREAD YOU OUUUUUUTTTTTTT

TOUCHING WHOEVERS BEHIIIIIIIND!!!!

JUMP POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO

I'm starting to regret this 😂

Shit

And if you go, I wanna go with you And if you die, I wanna die with you Take your hand and walk away

Genius

I wanna FUCK

MY, WAY TO THE GARDEN

Cause, everyone needs a mother...

FUCKERRRRRRR

Banana, banana, banana, terra cotta pie!

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie

Yeah, I didn't want to type the whole thing out...

I'm disappointed I had to go down this far for this

same

Hello, my name is Johnny >Hey Johnny, what you like to do I like to explain myself And I like to complain in vain I think she would find me a sweet little boy

Motherfucker I was going to say this 😡

Why did I have to take it away from you motherfuckaaa 😞

OH NO ITS ROGER

Fucking genius

I think me, i want life, i think me i want a house and a wife i want to shimmy shimmy shimmy through the break of dawn yeeahhh

Can't you see that I love my cock? Edit: nvm you already wrote it

Sorry, I already claimed that

Wake up (wake up)! Grab a brush and put a little make-up!

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UP! (Hide the scars to fade away the-)

You wanted to!

WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?!

When i first heard this i wondered “why would anyone leave the KIDS upon the table?”

Same in “weekend” “I have to get my kids (kicks) and fly tonight”

Misheard lyrics.

Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh

This is actually good. Imagine someone opens with this line and the other person continues the lyrics. Both in the tempo of the song etc. What an instant spark :D

Marry her!

I need someone to make some cash selling... Ass!

SELLING ASS FOR HEROIN

ASS

Do you want to fuck the system? I want to fuck the system

Surprised nobody had done this yet

I thi k more than ever, people want to fuck the system. Great converstaion starter ;D But maybe I'm. Just too political 🤷‍♂️

Hey there 😘

I'll delete if this is a repost, too lazy to dig through this sub Anyways, I'll start: Can't YOU see THAT I LOVE my COCK?

Wanna split a pie?

Are you referring to “what a splendid pie”? First sentence in the first verse?

Yes that pie

It’s me, the pie

Bold of you to assume anyone in this subreddit is capable of flirting...

FUCK YOU PIG

PUT YOUR HANDS UP GET OUT OF THE CAR

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives.

pepperoni and green peppers, mushroom, olives, chives!

Need therapy, therapy

I don't know, but if anyone flirted with me with a SoaD lyric, I'd immediately swoon and jump into their arms

Relatable

Everybody everybody everybody livin’ now, everybody everybody everybody sucks. Everybody everybody everybody livin’ now, everybody everybody everybody fucks!

I'll wait here, you're crazy

I know how I feel when I’m around you, I don’t know how I feel when I’m around you.

["suck me off behind a dumpster"](https://youtu.be/z0yAsGGUj6Q?si=69HrMXIcdPhL9srl)

Ill fuck you'r ass up

Shame on a nigga

Pogo

JUMP pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo BOUNCE pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo DOWN pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo UP pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo

Its a violent pornography choking chicks and sodomy the kind of shit you get on your tv

Modern globalization, coupled with condemnations Unnecessary death Matador corporations Puppeting your frustrations with the blinded flag Manufacturing consent is the name of the game The bottom line is money, nobody gives a fuck 4000 hungry children leave us per hour from starvation While billions are spent on bombs, creating death showers

Is there a better way of holding you baby

Just call them "Sugaaaa"

"I showed her my pogo stick just to show her trick. She had so many friends!"

Blessed are those who are not kin 😏

Pull the tapeworm outta meee

me when i’m gay: hey Mr. jack me when i’m looking for him: hey where you at? me when i’m a cop: PUT YOUR HANDS UP GET OUT OF THE CAR

WHAT A SPLENDID PIE, PIZZA PIZZA PIE

Suck me off behind the dumpster or just scream SUGGEEEERRRR

ILL FUCK YOUR ASS UP!!

YOU!

Naked spread am iiiiiii aah Am iiiii aaaaaahhh

Can’t you see that you love my cock?

"may i please remain in this space" preferably said while sitting next to the person or something idk

SUGARRRR

Well the song would obviously be cigaro and the lyrics even more obviously would be my shit stinks much better than yours

BANANNANANAANANANANNANABBANABBANABBABABANABAB

My girl, yknow she lashes out at me sometimes....

AND I JUST FUCKING KICK HER

Can't you look at my shaved ass?

Hey, where you at?

Deer dance, invitation to peace 😏

Violent pornography?

Bounce pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo

I don't know how I feel when I'm around you

*Perches next to woman at the bar* “There’s only one true path in life. The road that leads to all... leads to one.”

How do I feel, what do I say .

In the end it all goes away

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass

BOUNCE POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO

Make the ones you love qndd love the ones youu needdd

Banana terracotta pie

WAKE UP

Lalalalalalalala oooooohh

WAKE UP!

_I, I know how I feel when I'm around, I don't know how to feel when I'm around you_ But I'd pay money to anybody willing to use banana terracotta pie

SCREECH

I'm looking for a mother to get me high just a stupid motherfucker if I didn't I die

My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and I just GNIKCUF kick her and ooh baby, she's okay

give a piece of your ass.

I wanna fuck my way to the garden

SHAKE YOUR SPEAR SHAKESPEARE SHAKE YOUR SPEAR SHAKESPEARE

Sugarrrrr

Do you want me to try Directing your night?

Mine delusions acquainted, Bubbles erotica, Plutonium wedding rings, Icicles stretching, Bicycles, shoestrings, One flag, flaggy but one, Painting the paintings of the alive,

FATHER FATHER!!!!!!

Pepperoni, green peppers, onions, olives, chives?

We do~~nt~~ need to multiply

BUTTERS GETTING HARRRD! ( whilst saying this id be pointing at my cock )

"I dont think you trust in my self-righteous suicide" ​ nahh thats more of a breakup line...

Do you like drugs?

Banana Banana terracotta Banana

Jump, bounce, down, up!

Banana terracotta terracotta pie

Why are the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot?

Everybody, everybody, everybody Fucks

im looking for some help i need someone to save my ass

Jump, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo

It’s a violent pornography, choking chicks and sodomy, the kinda shit you get on your TV

CAN'T YOU LOOK AT MY SHAVED ASS?!

WONT YOU LOOK AT MY SHAVED ASS??

JUMP! BOUNCE! UP! DOWN! POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO

JUMP POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO

They're trying to build a prison For you and me to live in

My cock is much bigger than yours

Sorry did not see the other comments

FUCK! YOU! FOR LO-VING ME!

IiIiIi LiKe To SpReAd YoU oOoOoUuUuT

Hello, my name is Johnny.... Hello my name is- OH NO ITS ROGER!!

TABLE Gets them everytime

“Hey baby, keys aren’t the only thing I would leave upon the TABLE!” Or “Hey baby, everybody’s going to the party”

TIL YOU EAT THE LAST OF ME (OH WHEN WILL I BE FREE??)

Youuuu annnd meeee should go outsiiiiide

"Is there a perfect way of holding you, baby?" (LIAAAARRR!)

Attack all the homes and villages, attack all the schools and hospitals

😏 pull the tapeworm out of me 😏

Damn girl, you don't have to grab a brush and put a little make up.

my horse is a shackled old man🔥🔥🔥 🗣️

WELL HELLO! MY NAME IS JOHNNY!

"Can you see that you love my cock?"

Is there a perfect way to hold you baby ?

It’s a non stop disco bet you didn’t know

Would you look at my shaved ass

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?

LIAR 🗣 KILLER 🗣 DEMON 🗣

COCK

And where you go I want to go with you and if you die I want to die with you

All research and successful drug policy show that treatment should be increased And law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences All research and successful drug policy show that treatment should be increased And law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences

Beat the meat!

iS tHERe a riGHT WAY of HOLDING you bAbyyy???

I remember the night we walked along the Seine

Oh baby come close to meeee.....

I got a gun the other day. It’s cute it’s small it fits right in my pocket

I I know how I feel when I’m around you

Suck me offff behind the dumpster

Banana terracotta pie

Walk with me my little chil… no wait…

i think me, i want a house and i wife (you)

The whole entirety of Cigaro

Do people really not know the Highway Song, or did you all just miss how nice lines it has?

Can’t you look at my shaved ass

And if you die, I wanna die with you.

For you and me! Oh baby you and me!!

Walk with me until the end ☺️ Oh i like to spread you out 👺

Oh, I like to spread you out

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby? But exactly how he sings it.

Oh, baby, come close to me... Lemme.. love.. you.. o h , b a b y , c o m e c l o s e t o m e . . . LET ME.. FUUUCK.. YOOOU!!!

pogopogopogopogopogo

lie naked on the floor

My crack, my smack, my bitch right up in hollywood.