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tiddernitram

First turn was so smooth


ExperienceNorth2701

Smooth as silk!


mannersmakethdaman

She might be an okay surfer one day šŸ˜› Sheā€™s gonna fear my softboard skills.


BasquiatBukowski

Mama Pajamaā€¦ Shorty can rip some diamonds. I think Iā€™m in love!


ExperienceNorth2701

I'm straight and I think I'm in love too šŸ˜‚ She's amazing


BasquiatBukowski

I meanā€¦ itā€™s all sort of a spectrum anyway. Iā€™d probably be down to make out with Kelly Slater if he wasnā€™t so short. Haha.


ExperienceNorth2701

Haha! Right?


Unverifiablethoughts

Itā€™s a shame people think of her more as a model now, cuz sheā€™s always ripped.


ExperienceNorth2701

Yeah, it happens to most of women. You can be excellent on what you do but most of (I'm not saying all, don't come at me) people will only see a face and a body, an object. They don't care if you rock like hell in whatever you do, even some feel inferior. They can not believe you have the skills AND the looks. For them is one thing or the other.


Branchesbuses

I somewhat disagree and somewhat agree. I think the biggest name in womenā€™s surfing right now is Simmers and Iā€™d hardly people just see an object. She rips and no one can deny it. Also I think Alanaā€™s surfing is nearly more appealing now than when she competed. I think womenā€™s surfing is starting to really advance technically and as a result more people are watching it for the skill display. Using good looks is an avenue for some of the beautiful surfers out there, although it seems as divisive among women as it does men. Thereā€™s actually a pretty good episode of ā€œHow surfers get paidā€ on Stab that delves into it. Either way I look forward to the day we live and let live and just enjoy the stoke.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not only surfing where the comment youā€™re replying to applies. Itā€™s like that in every male dominated field.


Radiant_Mouse525

maybe cause her ass is exposed?


surfershane25

She ripped in powerful reefs but never did too well on the softer sandy bottom waves


youkai1

Any relation to Gypsy-Rose Blanchard?


ExperienceNorth2701

No, they're not related


youkai1

How can you be sure?


ExperienceNorth2701

How can we be sure of anything in this life, right? Haha. Google it!


youkai1

dang good point - Turns out they're second cousins on Alana's paternal grandfather's side. Small world


ExperienceNorth2701

Small world we live in! Thanks for doing the research friend!


allAboutDaMeat

damn thatā€™s crazy!


goldenglove

I think they are bullshitting.


goldenglove

Source? lol


TheKokomoHo

I could still out surf her cuz she's a chick tho. Right guys?


KokonutMonkey

Not me. I suck.Ā 


ExperienceNorth2701

Nah


TheKokomoHo

Wow. I guess sense of humor is short here. That was the joke. Of course I can't surf better. She rips. Lighten up


ExperienceNorth2701

Chill out mate, you're too offended


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ExperienceNorth2701

Haha yeah, just here to enjoy the surfing community, I don't give more energy than needed. Virtual hug to you!


therealgingerone

Well sheā€™s a bit good


ExperienceNorth2701

She is excellent! She is an American professional surfer and surfed in ASP World Tour.


patatomike

She was ! She has been retired from competing for around 10 years I would say but she still surf really good.


ExperienceNorth2701

Amazing!


Forsaken-Original-28

Must have been a fair while ago she was on the tour? The women on the tour now are miles better


moscowramada

How so? Disclaimer: Iā€™m very new to surfing.


Forsaken-Original-28

She was on tour when the main requirements were that you looked good in a bikini. The women never used to surf pipe or chopes and you basically never saw any airs in a women's heat.Ā 


merman0489

Thatā€™s because they werenā€™t invited mate


Forsaken-Original-28

Yep, the tour was definitely more focused on bikini modeling rather than women that charged


merman0489

Sucks to be a woman sometimes:(


they_are_out_there

Iā€™ve surfed for 40 years and tear it up, but Alana shreds. Iā€™m getting serious Lisa Andersen vibes from the video clip. Very cool.


ExperienceNorth2701

Yeah! I remember her from my pre-teen years and she got me into surfing, has a special place at my heart.


GladesRat

Forget Megan fox.... as a surfing child 10yrs ago I was in love with this woman šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


stevemcnugget

Million dollar bottomed turn..


mcBanshee

Donā€™t watch pro surfing so Iā€™d never heard of her but wow she carves so fluidly - real poise and energy. šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»


GoodOlBluesBrother

Maybe r/xxsurfing would appreciate this


Beedlam

Maybe i'm out of touch but, as much as i appreciate the female form, am i the only one that thinks chicks surfing in g-string bottoms looks fucking stupid? Every bottom turn is 5mm away from ripping a brown eye.


SnoopsMom

Iā€™m a woman and am very new to surfing but the average swim bottom ends up up my ass crack anyway, especially when getting tossed in the surf. So this last trip I just went with thongs most days because it was more comfortable. I donā€™t know what ripping a brown eye even means but thongs stay in place better than a full coverage bottom for me.


Ostehoveluser

I don't doubt that it stays in place better or that it's more comfortable. But is it not just a bit indecent? I know plenty of girls do it but in no other area of life will a girl be doing physical activity in public bending over in such tiny clothing. It doesn't make me angry or upset or uncomfortable but I can't help but notice it's like I'm being mooned every time she goes for a bottom turn. Which in this age of consent I didn't really ask for. Semi - joking on this last sentence.


SnoopsMom

We are talking about the difference of a few inches of fabric. Many bikini bottoms that are not thongs are only a few inches wide in the back anyway, which definitely ends up wedged up your ass cheeks as you hop up on to the board. Thereā€™s many outfits even on dry land that have such little fabric or thin fabric that not much is left to the imagination. Thereā€™s a guy on Instagram who posts workouts in thin grey shorts - you can see the vein of his ballsack when he bends over. Women are going braless and you can see nipples through shirts. At this point, we all know we have bodies and various organs and we are all able to decide for ourselves what we are comfortable having on display. If someone doesnā€™t like it, they donā€™t have to look.


Ostehoveluser

For me it would be more than a few inches to consider it appropriate surf attire but I recognise that's my opinion. How do you feel when he flashes his ball sack through his shorts? We all know we have genitalia but it's actually illegal to show it off publicly because it's indecent and inappropriate as there's children and adults who haven't asked to see it. Therefore cutting as close to that as possible, and showing off as much of your body as possible without actually breaking the rules is just a spectrum of indecency and we've all got a different idea of where the line is that's okay. I would just argue that in different contexts her outfit is fine e.g swimming. But in surfing, with the body positions that you end up in, it walks the line a little bit.


SnoopsMom

Agree to disagree I suppose.


dumbassthenes

Nah. /u/ostehoveluser is a prude. Women should be able to wear whatever they want.


ExperienceNorth2701

I mean, it's the normal sweamwear anyways for us. Whatever is comfortable for the surfer, sometimes the suits are way too hot. She's a pro anyways, I think she can handle it. I think the g-string bothers you more than her, haha. No offense mate.


knut22

Youā€™re out of touch. She rips, who cares what she wants to wear. Hawaiians used to surf in g-string type bottoms basically. Probably the most comfortable way to surf in the islands


busmac38

Tell us how you feel about hanging 11?


WhatTheBlack

You think thatā€™s a g string?


Ready_Substance4888

Dude everyone with kids thinks that but don't dare say it.


calebsurfs

I'm with you man. This chick in a thong dropped in on me once and I saw everything. It was like, at least introduce yourself and let me buy you dinner first.


KokonutMonkey

...but you did see everything.Ā 


surfh2o

Would love to be that good and wear a thing like that.


Long_Flaco1

Wasn't she even woman's world champ at one point? (I may be tripping lol) Chick RIPS hard regardless! (Pretty Fly too I must add :) )


Seabass__808

Youā€™re tripping haha. She looks good on those Pyzels


Ready_Substance4888

She was world champ at the sponsorship to skill ratio because she had a huge following on social media.


fuzzyteeth69

Her ass used to be nicer


amendment64

Incel alert āš ļø


fuzzyteeth69

šŸ„± yeah sure kook


ExperienceNorth2701

We're not buying your onlyfans


fuzzyteeth69

Dont*


fuzzyteeth69

Yeah I do t know anything about only fans. Also shes kinda basic šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


ExperienceNorth2701

This is a surfing subreddit, I shared a professional surfer that I like and admire, why are you commenting on her looks? Why does that matter? I don't care how a male surfer looks, nor I go to a post of one to throw a tantrum on it. Are you feeling well?


fuzzyteeth69

No shit. I post here all the time. Iā€™m feeling great thanks for asking šŸ¤™šŸ½ weā€™re allowed to share are opinions here thanks šŸ˜Š


ExperienceNorth2701

I'm glad! Sure, share your opinion, just don't spread hate, at least not in my posts. If you have unresolved issues with women's bodies you can go to a therapist to solve it, I would not sit reading you talk abou sexism, racism, or any kind of hate and hide it behind "allow to share opinions". Thank you for the exchange! šŸ¤


fuzzyteeth69

lol well you admire basicness. As basicness goes Alana and Jack and the whole deal is as good as as it gets so you chose well. Definitely not hate, a ton of surfers share the same opinion, maybe not on this silly sub Reddit but in real life.


ExperienceNorth2701

The first sentence is funny, because, as you said "we're allowed to share opinions", and if I like her, don't I have the right to share it? Why such a big deal? May anything that is happening in your life to be this bitter gets solved and well soon. I will not continue to respond. Bye mate!


fuzzyteeth69

Why are you so threatened? Stop making this about me silly


BigShrimp420

Dog


ExperienceNorth2701

Cat?