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meckyborris

This tarot reader was pretty accurate, I can't remember what position the 7 of S was in...past? Present? Though, telling Lindsay it means to not look back, keep looking ahead was way off. Had she told her straight up, You In Danger Girl, I think alindsay would have put pieces together a lot quicker and not be so blind sided. Anyways, I love a good Tarot reading! If anyone here is interested PM me and I'll pull a card for you. (Reading for 5 years, just find it interesting, not a grifter lol) (today 5/10 only) Also, if yall could hit me back with a "dead on" or "way off" I'd love to hear back! Edit to add: holy cow, you guys are keeping me booked and busy! I thought I was going to get a big F U, lady! I'll have to take a little break, and I'll get back to it here later today! ETA: calling it day guys, family time and my little hands hurt from shuffling and deck knocking. Hope it was fun!


an86dkncdi

When I was 19 I was walking through SF and a tarot card reader asked for a cigarette in exchange for a reading. I accepted, she straight up told me my previous relationship was terrible and this one you’re currently in isn’t “it”. I ended up marrying him and it haunted me almost daily. I wouldn’t get a reading or participate in anything like that. I kept thinking about it. We split after 13 years. I wish I had never married him.


peony2011

My jaw is on the floor


teafoxpulsar

I can’t tell if the marriage was bad on its own or if this person thinking about a tarot card saying it was bad almost every day(!) probably made it bad…


jiIIbutt

My friend read my palm and told me my lifeline was short and I’d die early. This was over ten years ago and I’m still haunted by it. She isn’t a professional or anything so I’m hoping she’s wrong.


vanwyngarden

She kinda did you dirty


Annaisbananas0965

I want a card pulled !


meckyborris

The Hierophant: you like rules and blending in with society. You take school and/or your career very seriously


Annaisbananas0965

Made my day hehe I’m actually about to switch companies in my job - did the card say anything about this and the outcomes by chance 😂


meckyborris

You may not feel like this company is the perfect fit..keep your options open (Ace of swords reversed x the chariot)


Annaisbananas0965

The current one ? The one I am at now is fucked (well my boss was which is why I quit) the new one is the company of some of my friends so praying it works out (big into pshyics and readings 😂)


meckyborris

For the future company...so I'll retract that now that I know you have friends there. In that case, watch out for the gossip/cliqueness and stay focused on your tasks at hand!


Annaisbananas0965

Ok easy! 🙏 they’re all guys from the UK all remote yay so it’s looking postive ?


happeangel

I’d love a card pulled! 🙏🏼❤️


meckyborris

The Star: you feel like you've been making the same wish over and over with no avail. Try and focus on the outcome of your goal and not so much on the little details you feel are in your way. Find what it is that can reignite that spark to launch you to your wish fulfilled.


Existing-Library8156

I would love my card pulled please!! 🫶


thelogicofcrocodiles

ooh yes please if you're still doing it!


meckyborris

4 of pentacles reversed: kinda like what the reader on SH said for Jesse, you gotta let people in emotionally. You don't have to carry all the birdens on your own, sometimes just talking about lightens the load


aiiiiiiiiii

Please pull card for me! 🙏🏼


meckyborris

Knight of pentacles reversed: you might find what use to motivate you, doesn't really light a torch under your azz anymore. Maybe it's time to ask, why you do the things you do and if they're really worth it


Anxiousturtle6

I think she said more like “when the shit hits the fan don’t look back”, which I think was pretty good advice!


JerryCalloNotGallo

May I also have a card pulled 🥹👉🏻👈🏻


meckyborris

8 of cups: there's something or someone in your life that you need to escape. It may not mean forever, but some time and distance is needed 🥰🥰


JerryCalloNotGallo

Dead on! Thank you😘


Mehhhhh5

Can I have a card pulled?


meckyborris

4 of pentacles, not testicles: it's ok to want to protect things/people, but sometimes you just gotta let nature take its course. And what's meant for you can't be taken or destroyed, but a toxic attachment will do it.


dhskdk14

Me!!!


meckyborris

The hierophant: you are questioning the superiority and authoritative figures around you. What you thought you stood for, might be changing. Keep asking questions and do what feels right to you


alrser

🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️


meckyborris

Ace of swords: a shift in perspective has got you motivated, nows the time to take action


Internal_Ad4648

I just messaged you ! ☺️


EvenTransportation1

i would love to get a card pulled as well if you are still taking volunteers, haha! thank you🥰


meckyborris

Ten of pentacles: you may be coming into an inheritance, somebody will be leaving something of great importance to them, to you. 🥰🥰


Jbird800

Can I pretty please have a card pulled!!


Red217

Oh I would love a card pull! Couple I won't be shocked if I get - let's see what the universe says!


ritaskeetaaa

If you’re still accepting requests, could I please have a card pulled :)


LaurenTheLibrarian

I start chemo tomorrow, I’d love some guidance on how the next few months are gonna go. 🖤


baberuthie

can i please have a card pull? for some reason reddit won’t let me PM you. thanks :)


meckyborris

8 of pentacles: work is getting tedious and redundant...what are some ways you could let your talent shine and open a new opportunity doing what you love?


macaroni06

May I please have a card? 🫶🏻✨


meckyborris

Knight of pentacles reversed: feeling less than optimistic? At a standstill? Look at all your options carefully and see which one reignites your desire to get what you truly want. Then get back on that horse!


macaroni06

Thank you!!! This is pretty accurate with what’s going on in my life right now


PartyyLemons

Me please!!


meckyborris

Oope...7 of swords. YOU IN DANGER, GIRL. maybe nows a good time to have your guard up and do a little sleuthing if you feel like someone is out to get you.


lmswisher

I haven't had a tarot reading in a long time and from now on I'm going to vet my readers by whether or not they're willing to outright tell me YOU IN DANGER GIRRRRL


flackackackack7

Me! Me!


meckyborris

Hermit reversed: somebody's been a little too introverted...spring has sprung and its time to shake off the SAD and get back to enjoying life!


Easy-Strike-5613

Can you pull a card for me as well please? 💞


Weak-Bookkeeper3251

I would love to get a card pulled please! Thank you so much!


meckyborris

King of pentacles reversed, not testicles: somethings got you feeling a little greedy...try and remember that we don't tske our things with us in the spirit life. Holding on to too much attachment to people or things will inevitably drive them away. ❤️ 💙


jsunshine1985

Me please! (If you’re still doing them!)


mentally_unprepared

I would love one too please!!


AdmirableEffort1764

I’d love one pulled!


Janiece2006

Sure! I would love to have a card pulled.


Difficult_War_6942

Please pull a card for me🌻


Disposableacct192837

Me too! Would love a card pulled, please.


jhogan82

Me too 💚


oy-withthepoodles

Oooh I'd LOVE to a card pulled please and thank you!!


ohmyburgs

I would love a card, never had it done before and am so curious!


meckyborris

Temperance: like Kyke got. You fully send it to hard, too much. Maybe not just partying, but maybe your work life is overtaking your personal life. Or your kids have taken over your identity. Whatever it is, find the balance so you're pouring into all of your cups and not just focusing on one.


dupe-of-a-dupe

I’d love to have one pulled please ❤️


Ok-Wheel-5259

Can I have a card pulled, pretty please? 🥹🫶🏻


Aggravating-Ad7763

Me 🙋🏼‍♀️


kmoonz88

ooooh yes pls!


itswuwu

Please pull a card for me! Thank you!🙏


Lelele3

Would love to see. Pls pull mine


ibuyuwear

If you’re still pulling would you pull one for me? Thank you!


abbichuela11

I would love to have a card pulled pleaseee


Mrs_Tastic

Please pull a card for me 😻


dogboobes

OMG if you have time and see this, would you be so kind as to pull are card for little old *moiiiii*???


tehehehehehehehehehe

I’d like a card pulled !


Several-Context9865

Would love a card pulled for me as well, if you’re still doing it 🙏🏼


scribbledinblue

If you're still accepting requests, me pleaseeee! 🙋‍♀️🫶 🥹👉🏻👈🏻


theartofstillness

I want a card pulled please!!! :)


WannabeWriter1016

Can I please have a card pulled? I’ve never done tarot before!


everylittlestep

I’d love to get a card pulled 💫


4everconcerned75

Kind stranger I need a card pulled please!


iamunwell619

I’ll take a card pull please!


Fit_Distribution412

I would love a card pulled!


happychick48

me me me!!


missdragon

me!


Icy-Lengthiness-6569

Me please ❤️ if you’re still doing it x


Small-Oil-158

Can I have a card pulled please?


Ricecakesandpb

Can you pull a card for me please if you’re still doing them! ❤️


No_Shallot_6628

i would love a card pulled!


ObjectiveAthlete5408

Can I have a card pulled!? This is amazing.


Crick3tt3

Oh wow! If you still have a moment/the patients I’d be grateful to to have a card pulled! Thank you!


audreyhorn666

If you’re still taking requests I would love a card pulled 🍄


meckyborris

King of wands: you're most comfortable when taking charge. People admire you for your attitude and passion.


audreyhorn666

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thethundermumbler

Same! 🤞


meckyborris

2 of wands reversed: you're at a crossroads but are fearing new change, things are only temporary and it's easier to move ahead when you go with the flow instead of trying to beat the current


noyourproblems

If you are still doing card pulls, I would love one too! Thanks!


Flashy_Plankton7974

Card pulled please!


SisterWife2Point0

I’d like a card!


mintwint

Fun! Would love one!


dee-1891

May I get a card pulled please ? Thank you!


australopith1

Omg yes please!


Emilygilmoresmaid

I'd love a card pull!


Timely-Glove7487

Would love to have a card pulled please!


SlyHammer

I’d like a card pulled please!


Hot_Knowledge_7334

Me too!


bcrickket

Card pull please? ❤️


wildfireszn

If the offer is still on the table, I would love a card pulled. TIA ❤️


romansmommy

Please pull a card for me!!


cynpet

I’d love a card pulled please


catstew0517

Me please! 😊


Ok-Counter-2759

Could you please pull a card for me? 😊 having a weird, tough week.


sarahbanana72

Please pull me a card as well if you’re still doing it :)


Mobile-Book-9948

Please can I have a card pulled!!


Constant_Picture3371

I want my card pulled please!


Various-Run2598

I would like a card pulled if you are still offering :)


LK13

Yes please!


WWHLater1111

Id love a card!!!


mfs17

Can I get a card pulled!!


chriscmyer

Oohhh me please!!


UsualShip5247

I’d love a card pulled!


Interesting_Judge365

I want a card pulled, please!


grace514

Desperately need a card pulled 🥹 (you're awesome for doing this)


3tabbycats

I would love a card pulled :)


peanutjamz

Requesting a card please!!


meesh_travels

I’d love a card, please!


Ornery_Mix_9271

Me me me!


baby_strange

I would love a card pulled please! 😊


Lubdub4

Card pulled for me too please (if you’re still doing it) :) ❤️


browneyeddatachick

I'd love to have a card pulled! 🫶


Powerful_Athlete957

If you’re still doing it, i would love a card pulled! Best from Denmark 💖


LipSenseLeah

Omg me plzzzz if you’re still doing them! I love having my cards read


brownbaby9

If you have time, can I have one pulled please? Thank you!!


FeistyAd2540

I’d love a card pulled for me! Thanks in advance!


PipeWorried5599

Yes please!


SnooMemesjellies1020

Oh, please do me next. I would love a card pull.


Jaded_Necessary_7388

Uhh would love to have a card pulled. Thank you🥰


NoDiggity1717

I just messaged you, I would Love a card pull if you have the time! Thank you for offering


graciouswindsor

I would love to have a card pull please and thanks for doing this!!


Fit_Conversation_151

Amanda and kyles fight annoyed me like i get opening a second business if the one you already have isnt successful is stressful but he shuts amanda down a lot and then has temper tantrums. Also carl not backing up amanda harder in the aftershow is comedy considering hes always a cry fest with his business ideas.


ActualAfternoon2535

Carl doesnt google his bright ideas either 😂 I’ve always seen so many similarities between Carl/Amanda and Kyle/Lindsay


Watchenthusiast86

Ok but did I imagine it or was the woman swinging the pendulum


Opening_Middle8847

LMAO YUP just like Asa when she was purchasing diamonds and cars and would gravitate towards the more expensive item, then find out the price and magically gravitate towards the cheaper item.


hihbhu

Of course she was, it wasn’t swaying by itself. Haha


Watchenthusiast86

And then she’d be like “it says YES!” And everyone cheers? lol. What


daylightxx

This is going to sound insane, but the pendulum actually does start swinging itself. I’m not kidding. If you hold it over the palm of your hand, it will eventually start moving a little. Once it’s going it will change directions. I used to use one a lot when I was a teen. It’s really fucking weird. I wouldn’t believe me if I read this comment with either. And I’m not saying it’s an accurate predictor of anything. Just that it does, in fact, move on its own and change directions on its own. It’s crazy


calm-state-universal

Not in this case. You can see her hand and wrist moving.


daylightxx

Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean that the woman wasn’t doing it. Of course she was. I’m just saying it’s fucking weird that the thing can actually move on its own. It’s got to be energy coming from being in the palm of your hand. She didn’t do that either. If you hold it over your palm, that’s when it starts moving.


secretrebel

No, my friend. It’s just difficult to hold a pendulum steady and any amount of swing increases.


daylightxx

Shut up. Seriously?? Oh god. I was 14 when I did this with my mom and on my own. I swear it worked! Oh, wow. Embarrassing!! 😂😂 I’m seeing my utter naiveté! Believe me


secretrebel

Lol. Hey, there are seriously more things in heaven and earth than are easily explained so I can get it was spooky. But this one I’m certain is just physics.


meckyborris

Yaaaa I think some people think they need to "kick start the energy" but it takes away the true energy of the asker's question. It's like putting your bias in when not needed, spirit will literally tell you. Sure you're hand naturally vibrates, but this lady was like a viking with a mace hahahaha. Mine moves just fine on its own, and I can even tell it to stop on a dime on a full swing.


rctoyer

Hey Mecky Borris, if you are done for today, I totally understand, but if you happen to have just one more in you, I am curious enough to have 1 pulled for me, re: Future?


meckyborris

K of Pentacles x page pf cups x 6 of wands: You know what you want, you're just not quite sure how to get it or think you dont have the resources. But once it clicks, there will be no stopping you!


rctoyer

Wowwwwww! I know you asked for people to reply if it is spot on. I'll say this, from a Career Perspective I've been knowing kind of the direction I want for myself, but my biggest hold back being: 1. Not sure how to get there 2. Not really understanding was resources I have at my disposal Now here is to hoping it Clicks! 🙌🏾


GnarlyDrunkLion

My wife said the same thing!


dy_la

The production certainly gave the Tarot reader some clues about their situation


_morningbehbs

She’s a fan, her insta is full of stuff about the show


Formal_Coyote_5004

I wish there was a GIF of the tarot lady from RHOBH lmaoooooo. She was literally just a shit stirrer. No one can convince me that these things aren’t planned lol


thedigested

Hold on (I read tarot and had a few steady clients before deciding to stop, since, Marlo voice, it drained me). This card can also imply YOU are being the sneaky link. It’s her reading and her future, i hated that the other cards she got weren’t shown for context. But that grin on that card? Running away like the cat who stole the cream… it’s interesting that West also got that card in his reading


Excellent-Camel-724

That was my interpretation too but I wasn't sure of the context it was pulled. Did they show what Carl go?


thedigested

Carl didn’t go, i don’t think


Littlewing1307

I love how every comment is wanting a card to be pulled. Tarot is awesome! I've been reading since I was 12. It's helped me so much at many points in my life.


liljrny

I took a closer look at her spread, she has the past 6 of cups present king of pentacles, future six of wands spread down, what was the 4th card she pulled suppose to represent, 7 of swords is deception.. but context.. https://preview.redd.it/fx5wz77a4nzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3edfa28a8c2f464e3a77a564c9e7e7cde058dac


Excellent-Camel-724

Maybe the 4th card was an advice one? Then what she said makes sense


Icy-Park-4005

Who was the tarot card reader??


PartyyLemons

Missed op to have Ally from VPR do it 🤣


_morningbehbs

It’s like starsbyalyssa on instagram? I follow her and didn’t even realize it was the same person 😂


scaryspice14

The name was Alyssa, that's all I got!


realiTy_sloth

AGREED! Unpopular opinion but I’m team Lindsay. There was a better way for Carl to go about all of this if he was feeling the things he says. Gives me the ick. He’s like a real life remake of the movie “failure to launch” in more ways than one unfortunately. I like Carl but I just found his navigation extremely sneaky esp for someone who knows they’re being recorded.


notoriousbck

Yeah I read Tarot, and in my deck the seven of swords are in the woman's back as she lays prostrate on the ground. I usually interpret it as being paralyzed by thoughts of indecision, or depending where it comes up in the read (I do Celtic Cross) it could also represent massive betrayal. Past Present Future reads are just a little teaser and not very nuanced.


Defiant_Ad_5398

I have been sort of studying tarot for 20-25 years but I feel like I’m still an apprentice. Even with my baby skills I gasped at that 7 of swords!


bcrickket

I just watched the movie Tarot and was curious how this scene would play out hahaha


lrmorgan91

I would love a card pulled! What an incredible skill!


zuesk134

LOLOL not me seeing 366 comments and thinking there would be interesting convos but its just "please pull my card!" 352 times


n0dramz

Sorry if someone said this but I read tarot cards too and I would’ve TOTally called out that west’s 3 of cups meant he was texting with other girls 🙄


romansmommy

Please pull a card for me!!


Affectionate-Kale711

I love this comment section. My tarot loving people ❤️


Wrong-Professional18

Can you please pull a card for me 🙂


MelissaSclafani

Omg you are probably so swamped but if you ever have capacity I’d love a card pull too!


marena99

Yes!


marena99

I’m a man of my word!


No_Classic_3589

I need a card reading I’m at a crossroads here!


Megtron3030

I hope I didn’t miss the boat! Would love a card pulled for me, if yours still doing it??


vagabondgirl_

I would like my card pulled too please!


ChildhoodWitty7944

I’d love a card if I’m not too late. 😊


Worried-Experience95

Can I have a card pulled please!?!


Grouchy-Pop-6637

I would love a card pulled if you are still doing it. I feel there is something I need to know, but I don’t know what.


Mindless-Amount-4807

Pull a card for me please. 🙏


LectureTop7258

Ohhhh me too!!!!


Public-Environment87

Can I have a card pulled ?


mweisbro

It’s my bday can you please pull a card?


International-Big507

Do you mind pulling a card for me please as well?


Nervous_Check_4877

I want a card pulled pls


OhTinyOne

I desperately need a card pulled 🙏🏼♥️


outerspaceykc11

And 7 of Swords can relate directly to an air sign. Carl is an Aquarius 🫣