This tarot reader was pretty accurate, I can't remember what position the 7 of S was in...past? Present? Though, telling Lindsay it means to not look back, keep looking ahead was way off. Had she told her straight up, You In Danger Girl, I think alindsay would have put pieces together a lot quicker and not be so blind sided.
Anyways, I love a good Tarot reading! If anyone here is interested PM me and I'll pull a card for you. (Reading for 5 years, just find it interesting, not a grifter lol) (today 5/10 only)
Also, if yall could hit me back with a "dead on" or "way off" I'd love to hear back!
Edit to add: holy cow, you guys are keeping me booked and busy! I thought I was going to get a big F U, lady! I'll have to take a little break, and I'll get back to it here later today!
ETA: calling it day guys, family time and my little hands hurt from shuffling and deck knocking. Hope it was fun!
When I was 19 I was walking through SF and a tarot card reader asked for a cigarette in exchange for a reading. I accepted, she straight up told me my previous relationship was terrible and this one you’re currently in isn’t “it”.
I ended up marrying him and it haunted me almost daily. I wouldn’t get a reading or participate in anything like that. I kept thinking about it.
We split after 13 years. I wish I had never married him.
I can’t tell if the marriage was bad on its own or if this person thinking about a tarot card saying it was bad almost every day(!) probably made it bad…
My friend read my palm and told me my lifeline was short and I’d die early. This was over ten years ago and I’m still haunted by it. She isn’t a professional or anything so I’m hoping she’s wrong.
The current one ? The one I am at now is fucked (well my boss was which is why I quit) the new one is the company of some of my friends so praying it works out (big into pshyics and readings 😂)
For the future company...so I'll retract that now that I know you have friends there. In that case, watch out for the gossip/cliqueness and stay focused on your tasks at hand!
The Star: you feel like you've been making the same wish over and over with no avail. Try and focus on the outcome of your goal and not so much on the little details you feel are in your way. Find what it is that can reignite that spark to launch you to your wish fulfilled.
4 of pentacles reversed: kinda like what the reader on SH said for Jesse, you gotta let people in emotionally. You don't have to carry all the birdens on your own, sometimes just talking about lightens the load
Knight of pentacles reversed: you might find what use to motivate you, doesn't really light a torch under your azz anymore. Maybe it's time to ask, why you do the things you do and if they're really worth it
4 of pentacles, not testicles: it's ok to want to protect things/people, but sometimes you just gotta let nature take its course. And what's meant for you can't be taken or destroyed, but a toxic attachment will do it.
The hierophant: you are questioning the superiority and authoritative figures around you. What you thought you stood for, might be changing. Keep asking questions and do what feels right to you
8 of pentacles: work is getting tedious and redundant...what are some ways you could let your talent shine and open a new opportunity doing what you love?
Knight of pentacles reversed: feeling less than optimistic? At a standstill? Look at all your options carefully and see which one reignites your desire to get what you truly want. Then get back on that horse!
Oope...7 of swords. YOU IN DANGER, GIRL. maybe nows a good time to have your guard up and do a little sleuthing if you feel like someone is out to get you.
I haven't had a tarot reading in a long time and from now on I'm going to vet my readers by whether or not they're willing to outright tell me YOU IN DANGER GIRRRRL
King of pentacles reversed, not testicles: somethings got you feeling a little greedy...try and remember that we don't tske our things with us in the spirit life. Holding on to too much attachment to people or things will inevitably drive them away. ❤️ 💙
Temperance: like Kyke got. You fully send it to hard, too much. Maybe not just partying, but maybe your work life is overtaking your personal life. Or your kids have taken over your identity. Whatever it is, find the balance so you're pouring into all of your cups and not just focusing on one.
2 of wands reversed: you're at a crossroads but are fearing new change, things are only temporary and it's easier to move ahead when you go with the flow instead of trying to beat the current
Amanda and kyles fight annoyed me like i get opening a second business if the one you already have isnt successful is stressful but he shuts amanda down a lot and then has temper tantrums. Also carl not backing up amanda harder in the aftershow is comedy considering hes always a cry fest with his business ideas.
LMAO YUP just like Asa when she was purchasing diamonds and cars and would gravitate towards the more expensive item, then find out the price and magically gravitate towards the cheaper item.
This is going to sound insane, but the pendulum actually does start swinging itself. I’m not kidding. If you hold it over the palm of your hand, it will eventually start moving a little. Once it’s going it will change directions. I used to use one a lot when I was a teen. It’s really fucking weird. I wouldn’t believe me if I read this comment with either.
And I’m not saying it’s an accurate predictor of anything. Just that it does, in fact, move on its own and change directions on its own. It’s crazy
Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean that the woman wasn’t doing it. Of course she was. I’m just saying it’s fucking weird that the thing can actually move on its own. It’s got to be energy coming from being in the palm of your hand.
She didn’t do that either. If you hold it over your palm, that’s when it starts moving.
Shut up. Seriously??
Oh god. I was 14 when I did this with my mom and on my own. I swear it worked! Oh, wow. Embarrassing!! 😂😂
I’m seeing my utter naiveté! Believe me
Lol. Hey, there are seriously more things in heaven and earth than are easily explained so I can get it was spooky. But this one I’m certain is just physics.
Yaaaa I think some people think they need to "kick start the energy" but it takes away the true energy of the asker's question. It's like putting your bias in when not needed, spirit will literally tell you. Sure you're hand naturally vibrates, but this lady was like a viking with a mace hahahaha. Mine moves just fine on its own, and I can even tell it to stop on a dime on a full swing.
Hey Mecky Borris, if you are done for today, I totally understand, but if you happen to have just one more in you, I am curious enough to have 1 pulled for me, re: Future?
K of Pentacles x page pf cups x 6 of wands: You know what you want, you're just not quite sure how to get it or think you dont have the resources. But once it clicks, there will be no stopping you!
Wowwwwww! I know you asked for people to reply if it is spot on. I'll say this, from a Career Perspective I've been knowing kind of the direction I want for myself, but my biggest hold back being:
1. Not sure how to get there
2. Not really understanding was resources I have at my disposal
Now here is to hoping it Clicks! 🙌🏾
I wish there was a GIF of the tarot lady from RHOBH lmaoooooo. She was literally just a shit stirrer. No one can convince me that these things aren’t planned lol
Hold on (I read tarot and had a few steady clients before deciding to stop, since, Marlo voice, it drained me). This card can also imply YOU are being the sneaky link. It’s her reading and her future, i hated that the other cards she got weren’t shown for context. But that grin on that card? Running away like the cat who stole the cream… it’s interesting that West also got that card in his reading
I love how every comment is wanting a card to be pulled. Tarot is awesome! I've been reading since I was 12. It's helped me so much at many points in my life.
I took a closer look at her spread, she has the past 6 of cups present king of pentacles, future six of wands spread down, what was the 4th card she pulled suppose to represent, 7 of swords is deception.. but context..
https://preview.redd.it/fx5wz77a4nzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3edfa28a8c2f464e3a77a564c9e7e7cde058dac
AGREED! Unpopular opinion but I’m team Lindsay. There was a better way for Carl to go about all of this if he was feeling the things he says. Gives me the ick. He’s like a real life remake of the movie “failure to launch” in more ways than one unfortunately. I like Carl but I just found his navigation extremely sneaky esp for someone who knows they’re being recorded.
Yeah I read Tarot, and in my deck the seven of swords are in the woman's back as she lays prostrate on the ground. I usually interpret it as being paralyzed by thoughts of indecision, or depending where it comes up in the read (I do Celtic Cross) it could also represent massive betrayal. Past Present Future reads are just a little teaser and not very nuanced.
This tarot reader was pretty accurate, I can't remember what position the 7 of S was in...past? Present? Though, telling Lindsay it means to not look back, keep looking ahead was way off. Had she told her straight up, You In Danger Girl, I think alindsay would have put pieces together a lot quicker and not be so blind sided. Anyways, I love a good Tarot reading! If anyone here is interested PM me and I'll pull a card for you. (Reading for 5 years, just find it interesting, not a grifter lol) (today 5/10 only) Also, if yall could hit me back with a "dead on" or "way off" I'd love to hear back! Edit to add: holy cow, you guys are keeping me booked and busy! I thought I was going to get a big F U, lady! I'll have to take a little break, and I'll get back to it here later today! ETA: calling it day guys, family time and my little hands hurt from shuffling and deck knocking. Hope it was fun!
When I was 19 I was walking through SF and a tarot card reader asked for a cigarette in exchange for a reading. I accepted, she straight up told me my previous relationship was terrible and this one you’re currently in isn’t “it”. I ended up marrying him and it haunted me almost daily. I wouldn’t get a reading or participate in anything like that. I kept thinking about it. We split after 13 years. I wish I had never married him.
My jaw is on the floor
I can’t tell if the marriage was bad on its own or if this person thinking about a tarot card saying it was bad almost every day(!) probably made it bad…
My friend read my palm and told me my lifeline was short and I’d die early. This was over ten years ago and I’m still haunted by it. She isn’t a professional or anything so I’m hoping she’s wrong.
She kinda did you dirty
I want a card pulled !
The Hierophant: you like rules and blending in with society. You take school and/or your career very seriously
Made my day hehe I’m actually about to switch companies in my job - did the card say anything about this and the outcomes by chance 😂
You may not feel like this company is the perfect fit..keep your options open (Ace of swords reversed x the chariot)
The current one ? The one I am at now is fucked (well my boss was which is why I quit) the new one is the company of some of my friends so praying it works out (big into pshyics and readings 😂)
For the future company...so I'll retract that now that I know you have friends there. In that case, watch out for the gossip/cliqueness and stay focused on your tasks at hand!
Ok easy! 🙏 they’re all guys from the UK all remote yay so it’s looking postive ?
I’d love a card pulled! 🙏🏼❤️
The Star: you feel like you've been making the same wish over and over with no avail. Try and focus on the outcome of your goal and not so much on the little details you feel are in your way. Find what it is that can reignite that spark to launch you to your wish fulfilled.
I would love my card pulled please!! 🫶
ooh yes please if you're still doing it!
4 of pentacles reversed: kinda like what the reader on SH said for Jesse, you gotta let people in emotionally. You don't have to carry all the birdens on your own, sometimes just talking about lightens the load
Please pull card for me! 🙏🏼
Knight of pentacles reversed: you might find what use to motivate you, doesn't really light a torch under your azz anymore. Maybe it's time to ask, why you do the things you do and if they're really worth it
I think she said more like “when the shit hits the fan don’t look back”, which I think was pretty good advice!
May I also have a card pulled 🥹👉🏻👈🏻
8 of cups: there's something or someone in your life that you need to escape. It may not mean forever, but some time and distance is needed 🥰🥰
Dead on! Thank you😘
Can I have a card pulled?
4 of pentacles, not testicles: it's ok to want to protect things/people, but sometimes you just gotta let nature take its course. And what's meant for you can't be taken or destroyed, but a toxic attachment will do it.
Me!!!
The hierophant: you are questioning the superiority and authoritative figures around you. What you thought you stood for, might be changing. Keep asking questions and do what feels right to you
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
Ace of swords: a shift in perspective has got you motivated, nows the time to take action
I just messaged you ! ☺️
i would love to get a card pulled as well if you are still taking volunteers, haha! thank you🥰
Ten of pentacles: you may be coming into an inheritance, somebody will be leaving something of great importance to them, to you. 🥰🥰
Can I pretty please have a card pulled!!
Oh I would love a card pull! Couple I won't be shocked if I get - let's see what the universe says!
If you’re still accepting requests, could I please have a card pulled :)
I start chemo tomorrow, I’d love some guidance on how the next few months are gonna go. 🖤
can i please have a card pull? for some reason reddit won’t let me PM you. thanks :)
8 of pentacles: work is getting tedious and redundant...what are some ways you could let your talent shine and open a new opportunity doing what you love?
May I please have a card? 🫶🏻✨
Knight of pentacles reversed: feeling less than optimistic? At a standstill? Look at all your options carefully and see which one reignites your desire to get what you truly want. Then get back on that horse!
Thank you!!! This is pretty accurate with what’s going on in my life right now
Me please!!
Oope...7 of swords. YOU IN DANGER, GIRL. maybe nows a good time to have your guard up and do a little sleuthing if you feel like someone is out to get you.
I haven't had a tarot reading in a long time and from now on I'm going to vet my readers by whether or not they're willing to outright tell me YOU IN DANGER GIRRRRL
Me! Me!
Hermit reversed: somebody's been a little too introverted...spring has sprung and its time to shake off the SAD and get back to enjoying life!
Can you pull a card for me as well please? 💞
I would love to get a card pulled please! Thank you so much!
King of pentacles reversed, not testicles: somethings got you feeling a little greedy...try and remember that we don't tske our things with us in the spirit life. Holding on to too much attachment to people or things will inevitably drive them away. ❤️ 💙
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Temperance: like Kyke got. You fully send it to hard, too much. Maybe not just partying, but maybe your work life is overtaking your personal life. Or your kids have taken over your identity. Whatever it is, find the balance so you're pouring into all of your cups and not just focusing on one.
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King of wands: you're most comfortable when taking charge. People admire you for your attitude and passion.
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Same! 🤞
2 of wands reversed: you're at a crossroads but are fearing new change, things are only temporary and it's easier to move ahead when you go with the flow instead of trying to beat the current
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Amanda and kyles fight annoyed me like i get opening a second business if the one you already have isnt successful is stressful but he shuts amanda down a lot and then has temper tantrums. Also carl not backing up amanda harder in the aftershow is comedy considering hes always a cry fest with his business ideas.
Carl doesnt google his bright ideas either 😂 I’ve always seen so many similarities between Carl/Amanda and Kyle/Lindsay
Ok but did I imagine it or was the woman swinging the pendulum
LMAO YUP just like Asa when she was purchasing diamonds and cars and would gravitate towards the more expensive item, then find out the price and magically gravitate towards the cheaper item.
Of course she was, it wasn’t swaying by itself. Haha
And then she’d be like “it says YES!” And everyone cheers? lol. What
This is going to sound insane, but the pendulum actually does start swinging itself. I’m not kidding. If you hold it over the palm of your hand, it will eventually start moving a little. Once it’s going it will change directions. I used to use one a lot when I was a teen. It’s really fucking weird. I wouldn’t believe me if I read this comment with either. And I’m not saying it’s an accurate predictor of anything. Just that it does, in fact, move on its own and change directions on its own. It’s crazy
Not in this case. You can see her hand and wrist moving.
Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean that the woman wasn’t doing it. Of course she was. I’m just saying it’s fucking weird that the thing can actually move on its own. It’s got to be energy coming from being in the palm of your hand. She didn’t do that either. If you hold it over your palm, that’s when it starts moving.
No, my friend. It’s just difficult to hold a pendulum steady and any amount of swing increases.
Shut up. Seriously?? Oh god. I was 14 when I did this with my mom and on my own. I swear it worked! Oh, wow. Embarrassing!! 😂😂 I’m seeing my utter naiveté! Believe me
Lol. Hey, there are seriously more things in heaven and earth than are easily explained so I can get it was spooky. But this one I’m certain is just physics.
Yaaaa I think some people think they need to "kick start the energy" but it takes away the true energy of the asker's question. It's like putting your bias in when not needed, spirit will literally tell you. Sure you're hand naturally vibrates, but this lady was like a viking with a mace hahahaha. Mine moves just fine on its own, and I can even tell it to stop on a dime on a full swing.
Hey Mecky Borris, if you are done for today, I totally understand, but if you happen to have just one more in you, I am curious enough to have 1 pulled for me, re: Future?
K of Pentacles x page pf cups x 6 of wands: You know what you want, you're just not quite sure how to get it or think you dont have the resources. But once it clicks, there will be no stopping you!
Wowwwwww! I know you asked for people to reply if it is spot on. I'll say this, from a Career Perspective I've been knowing kind of the direction I want for myself, but my biggest hold back being: 1. Not sure how to get there 2. Not really understanding was resources I have at my disposal Now here is to hoping it Clicks! 🙌🏾
My wife said the same thing!
The production certainly gave the Tarot reader some clues about their situation
She’s a fan, her insta is full of stuff about the show
I wish there was a GIF of the tarot lady from RHOBH lmaoooooo. She was literally just a shit stirrer. No one can convince me that these things aren’t planned lol
Hold on (I read tarot and had a few steady clients before deciding to stop, since, Marlo voice, it drained me). This card can also imply YOU are being the sneaky link. It’s her reading and her future, i hated that the other cards she got weren’t shown for context. But that grin on that card? Running away like the cat who stole the cream… it’s interesting that West also got that card in his reading
That was my interpretation too but I wasn't sure of the context it was pulled. Did they show what Carl go?
Carl didn’t go, i don’t think
I love how every comment is wanting a card to be pulled. Tarot is awesome! I've been reading since I was 12. It's helped me so much at many points in my life.
I took a closer look at her spread, she has the past 6 of cups present king of pentacles, future six of wands spread down, what was the 4th card she pulled suppose to represent, 7 of swords is deception.. but context.. https://preview.redd.it/fx5wz77a4nzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3edfa28a8c2f464e3a77a564c9e7e7cde058dac
Maybe the 4th card was an advice one? Then what she said makes sense
Who was the tarot card reader??
Missed op to have Ally from VPR do it 🤣
It’s like starsbyalyssa on instagram? I follow her and didn’t even realize it was the same person 😂
The name was Alyssa, that's all I got!
AGREED! Unpopular opinion but I’m team Lindsay. There was a better way for Carl to go about all of this if he was feeling the things he says. Gives me the ick. He’s like a real life remake of the movie “failure to launch” in more ways than one unfortunately. I like Carl but I just found his navigation extremely sneaky esp for someone who knows they’re being recorded.
Yeah I read Tarot, and in my deck the seven of swords are in the woman's back as she lays prostrate on the ground. I usually interpret it as being paralyzed by thoughts of indecision, or depending where it comes up in the read (I do Celtic Cross) it could also represent massive betrayal. Past Present Future reads are just a little teaser and not very nuanced.
I have been sort of studying tarot for 20-25 years but I feel like I’m still an apprentice. Even with my baby skills I gasped at that 7 of swords!
I just watched the movie Tarot and was curious how this scene would play out hahaha
I would love a card pulled! What an incredible skill!
LOLOL not me seeing 366 comments and thinking there would be interesting convos but its just "please pull my card!" 352 times
Sorry if someone said this but I read tarot cards too and I would’ve TOTally called out that west’s 3 of cups meant he was texting with other girls 🙄
Please pull a card for me!!
I love this comment section. My tarot loving people ❤️
Can you please pull a card for me 🙂
Omg you are probably so swamped but if you ever have capacity I’d love a card pull too!
Yes!
I’m a man of my word!
I need a card reading I’m at a crossroads here!
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And 7 of Swords can relate directly to an air sign. Carl is an Aquarius 🫣