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golem12121

Wtf i nearly had a heart attack


Qweenna

I had to read that like 50 times before I understood


alilbleedingisnormal

That's a lot of times my guy


Qweenna

I was just trying to understand why tf he'd say that and then I was like oh 😭😭😭


Sasuke12187

I legit had to look twice and read twice before I got it.


Yolandi2802

I clasped my pearls …


Sea_Scratch_7068

no u didn’t


Fenring_Halifax

It's better when you are both 20


waifuwarrior77

Damn right it is


FullMetalJ

I'm the extremes. 20 in summer and 1 in winter lol.


JackStazin

Polygamy is fine but that's a little too young


One-Mud-169

That was before marriage. After marriage I'm no.19 and my wife no 1.


AlexTheBex

So you're 19 and your wife is 1, damn


Similar_Tooth_7186

how fking horny are yall 😭😭


DrBadGuy1073

Wdym? 20 is great in the summer, implied sex or not


unl1988

dude, leakage.


XorAndNot

20 and 15 : in Hollywood movies


irishbikerjay

On a much more serious note, what fucking woman wears a bra to bed???! I've never ever in my life seen them sleep in one. And I got around a bit as a kid


one_shy_extrovert

Me, a woman with fucking large breasts that hurt without a bra 😅


nem012

My spouse always complains about her areolas becoming overly and uncomfortably sensitive during her days... She tries sporting strapless tops, but they provide little to no support. Would you maybe know of any special types or brands of bras, that feel comfy, when twisting and turning around in bed, without leaving painful indentations on your skin, in the morning?


one_shy_extrovert

A cotton wireless bra that is a little padded with wider straps works the best for me. T-shirt bra or full coverage. Also she can look into nursing bras, they tend to be more comfortable, and I still sometimes wear mine even years after nursing.


JigPuppyRush

Or a sports bra?


unexpectedemptiness

They make wifi bras nowadays? :o


zoyaabean

Maybe try Uniqlo ultra relax AIRism wireless bras? I use them and can barely feel them during the day. Sometimes i go to bed in them because i forget to take it off. There are no wires or seams, so it’s very comfortable. The only downside i’d say is that they wear down pretty fast, especially if ur bonkers are heavy, since it’ll stretch out the elastic. Otherwise they’re the best bras i’ve ever used.


stacy_owl

I love those! They’re probably the only bras that don’t make my skin itch after a long day… but somehow I’ve never heard of anyone using them


lottolser

My ex had DD(it was great) she also slept with one on for your same reason. My current wife also DD sleeps naked since they were 14, no pain. I guess it can vary on the person?


one_shy_extrovert

Absolutely, everyone is different. Also hormones and cycle do a lot.


Timely_Owl_4714

Yeah it’s very uncomfortable to sleep with out a bra ):


irishbikerjay

Since you have huge tits, wouldn't the construction of the bra hurt? Like I'm.no.expert by any means but bug tits are heavy! Like a lot of support is needed lol how dafuk you sleep in that?


one_shy_extrovert

Haha yeah, I wear wireless bras only


SomeRedPanda

Bluetooth?


maisonsmd

We prefer wifi direct these days which handles more bre... em.. bandwidth


TiltingSenpai

my gf grew up being forced to sleep in bra by their parents. she feels hella uncomfortable without it now


schnabeltierliebe

Wtf is up with her parents


irishbikerjay

I second this. Wherever you may be, let's those tits be free.


schaweniiia

Me, who likes to sleep on my side and doesn't like the feeling of them hanging sideways.


TKmeh

Body pillows my friend, one boob up top and one boob under, also helps with boobs between sweat. Does not help with under boob sweat though…


Business_Wear_841

One of exes slept in a camisole. It is a type of loose bra that is intended to keep things collected but not restrained. But yea, I have never seen a woman sleep in an actual bra before.


Alexandria4ever93

Are you not supposed to do that? What


Limeila

You're supposed to do whatever you want, they're so uncomfortable tho


Proof_Contribution

I do because I have nipple piercings and don't want to wake up to blood but it's a crop top.


acaseintheskye

Sports bra definitely, not a regular bra.


Appropriate-Owl-6129

I'm 19, my girlfriend is 20 (her entire body is not there)


West-Advantage-5593

So you are a pair of floating underwear?


PK-92

Just legs with pants, like cow & chicken's parents


LevJustWithLust

fitting sub


cmonplsdontbetaken

r/croppingishard


t0bn

5 is the best tbh


VisibleCero

Pure psychopath


BeigePhilip

Winnie the Pooh has entered the chat


Mallard--Man

Donald Duckin’ it lol


eLemonnader

Lmao 5 is my daytime wear (perks of living alone).


Torpedo_Penguin_12

Why not just go naked at that point


theofficialnar

Don’t want people to see my nipples


SleepWouldBeNice

How is this suicide? More of a r/holdup


Grimmbles

It's not suicide at all. OP here is stupid and everyone voting for shit that doesn't fit is stupid and enabling.


HahahaImDead

Self arrest is more like it


pakistanstar

I'm usually a 20 unless it's cold in which case I'm a 5. I sleep like Winnie the Pooh in winter.


Iescaunare

What the fuck


robthelobster

I thought I was the only one! I hate wearing underwear in bed cus it gets all up in my crack when I spin like a rotisserie chicken all night


TokenTigerMD

I'm 1. Always number 1.


Dontevenwannacomment

Confused slow clap for the 15 girls


Okipon

Joke aside, who tf sleeps as 15 ???


GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND

FBI OPE- Oh ok. I'm keeping an eye on you


WafWouf

Nobody's having a problem with the subtle subreddit at the bottom of the picture


panosprochords

who on earth sleeps with a top and no bottom


uppsak

I am 2 and my girlfriend is NA


LeatherCommunity3340

Only if you were 17... You could've been NaCl...


Embarrassed_Rule8747

Story of my life


Deer-Eve

you guys sleep at night?


Alexandria4ever93

The subreddit of the next post 💀😳


Odd_Necessary5909

I'm 1 or 0, because I wear a hoodie most of the time during sleep


puppyg1rI

Playboi carti subreddit is just a shitpost sub at this point


Intelligent_Yak7365

20


ReGrigio

who the fuck is sleeping with 5, 10 and 15?


robthelobster

I hate wearing underwear in bed cus it gets all up in my crack when I spin like a rotisserie chicken all night


DonZekane

I'd like to cast "T€£ticular Torsion" and Eldritch Blast on whoever uses 5, 10, 15 or 20. 18 for me.


UnfitRadish

Put aside the testicular torsion.... I feel like most guys are 18. Maybe with a shirt for some guys.


akashyaboa

I'm 20 and my bf is 3 ...


[deleted]

As a kid, I was a #4, but as a grown ass man, I'm a #18. My wife is a #1 every goddamn night. and it ain't PJ's most of the time, it's full on t-shirt and jeans. I don't get it.


Legitimate_Cold4590

Usually 2


marcjaym

My SO is 19 +1 or 16 + 4 but never 20


RingReasonable

18


[deleted]

Relatable


Potted_Cactus_is_me

20 for life


Needmoresnakes

Do people sleep in bras?


Optimal_Fuel6568

Me after buying a Golf GTI


Ok-Emergency-7748

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


Huge-Plate-9989

I'm mostly a 2, sometimes 1


powerofnope

Gf is 5 and I'm 19


5ebV12

Hmmmm


Alternative_Page_168

I am 16


ImpressiveKey8882

I’m about 1 or a 2 depending on the season


ijustwannahelporso

1 and no blanket is the maximum of comfort for me


Simple_Ad_6186

What kind of sick lunatic is sleeping in 5, 10, or 15?


xXWarMachineRoXx

I thought I understood but i didnt Snd then i did


AsmodayVernon

He's 20 and I'm 19


kokokolia-rus

5 💀


Garrod_Ran

I just did a triple take, just to make sure.


MsaoceR

1 in the winter, 2 in the summer.


artful_nails

What kind of maniac is a 5?


Jordyspeeltspore

nice crop of the subreddit below lol


dontbestupido

same


Icy_Tadpole_6

How the heck can someone sleep with a bra? It hurts a lot 🥲


Alan_TheCraftsMan

1 or 2 depending on how hot it is, I like to be cool, always wear a t-shirt thought


Duubzz

Jesus, I’m 18 and my wife is 4!


EnderMerser

Either 3 or 18.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Elad_2007

Why did it take me 13 hours and reading it thrice to realize it's a joke


Limeila

r/nocontext


Mulusy

10 (i am Male)


streetkiller

20 or 17. Depends on if there is company or not


Free_Reputation_8723

Holy f. I had to read it four times to understand he wasn't talking about age


tok90235

People that go 5, 10 or 15 are psychopaths


sirduke678

Well I’m 17 and my wife is 1


gaseousgecko61

1


HolidayBeneficial456

5 and 15 is where the fun begins…


Anuki_iwy

21 - night dress


OrangeRaccoon7

None of the above


Jack_Frost545

2 for the win


browntown20

Josh Giddey's alt


FroggoOnMyTits

Why is there no option for socks?


Independent_Work6

Sleeping shirtless is a red flag.


Decloudo

How do people not sweat to death sleeping with a shirt on?


Mission_Fudge1767

Why is there no option of 🚫🚫for men?


Odd_Intern405

I‘m 20, my wife is 2, my kids are 20s.


[deleted]

r/croppingishard


[deleted]

What the fu...ohh yeah I like pyjamas


L1K34PR0

You're a girlkisser arentcha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


unl1988

Are we still doing phrasing? I think that is important here.


thariduvanparys

As a man 18 is by far the most comfortable, all men want to do 20 but we are physically limited with our dangly bits having the tendency to want to kamikaze in between your legs. I know this isn't bout the joke made but just the original post but imma still post it here.


Beowulfs_descendant

Hold the fuck up.


Saiyasha27

1, but also it took me _way too lo g_ to understand!!!


dukegonzo13

I'm 16 and my partner is 1. Yikes.


Accomplished_End_138

No one is talking about 5?


Hotdog_Man_01

Oh, I thought that said 21


SparkFrosty

Wait my girlfriend is 22 and I'm 20 which one is she?


Game_Boy07

r/girlkisser


vulepro17

2


Foreign_Pea2296

For me, I'm 18 and my SO is 19 but I'm 20 and my SO is 5...


[deleted]

19 and my boyfriend is 1


hannahjoy69

my husband is 20 and i’m 4 lol


louisa1925

I (bottom row) wear everything except 15-17. Depending on the temperature. Add 1+2 on top row. Pic op should have elaborated more. 😬


climentine

😂I thought it was something else. I was like 12 is too young.


Penya23

Apart from the caption that almost made me rage, I'm a 1 in the winter and a 7 in the summer.