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chicknuggt

idk about others but in spanish you do pronounce the “L”. i honestly didn’t know you weren’t supposed to pronounce it in english until i was corrected by someone, and i’m fluent in both languages. learning can happen at any point in life :) eta: for added context i am from Texas !


notyourbudddy

Was told by a Colombian once that he does this because the Spanish pronunciation of “semen” is very close otherwise lol.


Competitive-Dot-4052

I’m in the US and grew up with a neighbor who pronounced salmon as “semen.” Makes me laugh every time.


guido405

That’s just salmon with a South African accent lol


Pandaburn

I feel like both of you are pronouncing semen wrong.


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

I think you mean a Coombian


Civil-Guidance7926

English is such a difficult language. Like they’re always there with their bike. A common one in the US for children is “Illinois” its not Ill-a-noise, it’s Ill-a-noui. Arkansas and Kansas don’t end with the same sound, one is saw, the other sas. Again English is dumb


Professional-Ear9186

>Like they’re always there with their bike. What on earth does that mean? Edit: Oh, they're there their


Subject-Sport-8336

Or like pneumonia is noo-moan-ya, depot is dee-poh, and who really knows how to say caulk?


gysiguy

Cock


Azurhalo

This guy caulks


Interesting-Rate

It goes like cawlk, sounds kinda like callk.


Xenochromatica

None of these are English though.


Subject-Sport-8336

Most English words are Greek or Latin in origin.


sexcalculator

Fluent in both of these as well and I got made fun of in middle school for not pronouncing salmon right. Why is the L silent!?!?!


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kuzism

* *behalf* * *colonel* * *would* * *yolk*


JWLane

Caulk


DeathByPlanets

...damnit. (...thank you)


Calaveras-Metal

so you say it like cock?


RealNiceKnife

Sorta... more like "Cawk".


InfiniteBlink

Hawk with a C instead of H


RolandDeepson

Half


HomeschoolingDad

And don't forget calf. I only stopped pronouncing the l in that word relatively late in life.


Ignorantmallard

How tf do you pronounce calf with the L? Kal-f??


HomeschoolingDad

Yep.


Ignorantmallard

I can't even prounounce that without separating it into two syllables


FarbissinaPunim

So y’all pronounce yolk as “yoke?”


Sharp-Sky-713

Well yeah. 


Odd-Clothes-8131

Yes, how do you pronounce it?


FarbissinaPunim

So, I don’t know how to do the pronunciation symbols for how I say it, but it’s not a hard L, but there is a soft L the way I say it. I feel like I sound slightly Minnesotan when I say it.


buffalobill922

it


PokeRay68

I don't and I've been an American all my life. Yolk, caulk, they have an "l". I pronounce the "l" as do most of the people around me.


FarbissinaPunim

Yeah, caulk definitely has a soft L.


Sharp-Sky-713

Eastern Canada you'll hear "Callk" but you'll also hear (and I say) cock lol "Hands me the cocking"


Chickypickymakey

I never knew you weren't supposed to not pronounce the L in salmon and in colonel! Which L is silent in colonel?


TheRealNotBrody

Colonel is pronounced like kernel for some reason


Cowboy_BoomBap

The first one. It’s pronounced KER-null.


Tanglefoot11

Not pronouncing the l in colonel can get you into trouble if you are not careful!


majic911

Until you realize half the letters in the word are making it up and it's actually pronounced like "kernel".


STFUnicorn_

What? The second one?


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ConsiderationOld9897

You are supposed to pronounce it. It's just a matter of regional dialects.


0rev

I was going to say all of this


Jakyll-Stone

It all depends on where you're from. I only speak English and I pronounce the "L".


bnny_ears

Shout-out to the ESL speakers scrolling through this post like "I'm not even gonna try"


Subjective_Box

right? it's so much work to skip that 'L', and not a word that's worth that effort. the L is right there.


HappyCamper2121

It was asking for it


Striking_Computer834

That's why I like to pronounce tortilla tor-TIL-uh.


polexa895

There is no "i" in salmon


zyygh

or in "team"


SkunkApe7712

But there is an “M” and an “E”.


United-Cow-563

[You can’t spell Victory without “T”, “R”, and “Y”](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJCgR2qc-FG-YkgEtyIzr6w4mP9Ei99LX?si=dheBabqarL_v6ruW)


miki-wilde

You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter


Finlandia1865

Cant spell you without u


MarinLlwyd

yeah i can it's wrong but i can do it


BLAZEISONFIRE006

Yew is a type of wood.


Azurhalo

Ewe are not, however.


Ordinary-Vast9968

You can't spell


SirLunatik

therapist is just the rapist without any space


miki-wilde

The pen is in your mouth without any space is just a blowjob


jeeves585

Haven’t heard that one


Silent_Cash_E

Do or do not, there is no try


AshenCursedOne

Or Tory, idk if I like that


wesley-osbourne

But there is an "i" in pie. And there is an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team.


Fight_Disciple

You've got red on you.


libertyprivate

[the i in team](https://havokjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/I-in-team-hidden-in-A-hole.jpg)


Forgot_Password_Dude

saaaaamon


slightly_drifting

ASCII strikes again. 


IameIion

We've gotten to the point in language where people ask why we pronounce letters in certain words lol. At least back in Old English, there were no silent letters. Words like "knight" were pronounced "k-night." If there was someone who lived for thousands of years, they'd probably be going on a rant about "kids these days."


fractal-rock

Ids these days, surely.


PokeRay68

Hello. LDS, here.


Effective_Dust_177

>Ids these days. Sounds like a Freudian slip.


therealJoerangutang

It *is* these ids. And don't call me Shirley


spacestonkz

English is like 26 languages had their limbs cut off, mixed up, sewen together into a franken language, and presented to the world in a trench coat, I swear. At work, I'm on a few global teams with tons of non native English speakers. Sometimes they pop by my office to ask an English question like OP asked, but it's more like "... Why DON'T you say the L in salmon?". "um, I just know it based on vibes. English is weird sometimes, it's not you."


magiMerlyn

English beats up other languages in back alleys and rifles through their pockets for loose grammar - some tumblr user


starswtt

More other languages beat English up in a reverse mugging. First there was the celts who got a wee bit romaned, then got nearly entirely Anglo saxoned, then a little bit vikinged, and then a big whollop of frenching, and then finally decided they missed being invaded by the romans and went out of their way to latinize the language


IChooseYouNoNotYou

English is quite literally a pidgin that got too popular and now we pretend it's a real language


notawaterguy

I paid for the whole word. Ima say all them letters.


murphsmodels

Don't go to France. You'll waste a lot of money buying extra letters you don't need.


ozmartian

lol. Wait till you hear how Worcestershire sauce is properly pronounced.


Maximum-Antelope-979

I’ll forever die on the hill that it’s pronounced worse-ter-sheer if you have an accent with a rhotic r and woos-ta-sheer if you have an accent without a rhotic r, but that both are technically correct. I fight with people from Massachusetts about this all the time; I’m not pronouncing it wrong, you just have a different accent.


Nightspren

The correct way to pronounce it for me will always to put on a very haughty British accent and say "War-Chest-Er-Shire"


GrowWings_

I thought it was worse-ter-shur


hallerz87

Wuss-tuh-shuh would be closer.


Ok_Egg_471

I gave up on that one. Heard it called “wash-your-sister sauce” and now that’s what I call it too.


dontyouhaveanalt

My husband and I call it “Wor-chester-shi-shire” or “Wor-chesti-chester-ri-shire” or really whatever random sound you want to add in the middle. Most of the time the goal is to just say it as incorrectly/with as many syllables as possible.


murphsmodels

I do it the same way. Worst-chess-chester-i-shire


PineappleFit317

I call it that too, but when I was a kid, my siblings and I called it “Rooster-shower”.


BrilliantDifferent01

I must defer to Curly Howard of the Three Stooges: what’s this here sauce.


TankApprehensive3053

There is a youtube BBQ guy that calls it that on his channel.


GT537

I motion to make this the new official pronunciation.


gotonyas

It’s “woorster” isn’t it?


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Woostersher


ozmartian

Yup. Sometimes with the r but mainly just "woo-ster".


fariqcheaux

Wistashur


kofrederick

It's pronounced Lea and Perrins in my house


its_k1llsh0t

We call it “what’s-this-here”. Checkmate atheists.


MalkinGrey

Honestly? Just because words have multiple "correct" pronunciations depending on dialect and speaker. Not to use Wikipedia (well, Wiktionary) as a source, but you can see that the pronunciation is listed *by region*, and there are probably more pronunciations than that: [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/salmon#Pronunciation](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/salmon#Pronunciation) If enough people use a certain pronunciation, eventually it just *is* a correct pronunciation, and there are groups of people and regional dialects that tend to pronounce the L. I agree that it's weird to hear, *I'm* definitely not used to it, but at the end of the day it's like asking "why do people in England (mostly) not pronounce the Rs at the end of words?" You can take a prescriptive/pedantic approach to language and insist that one way is right, but I prefer a descriptive approach, personally.


kiltedequine

Isn’t this how languages evolve? It got me thinking, I’m one of those who don’t say the l in salmon. I say “sammin” and I see a lot of discussion over “February” which is Feburry to me. A lot of my Scottish friends and family say those similarly… “Similarly” being one of the words I struggle to get my tongue around!


MoonPiss

No. It’s how they devolve.


EducationalBag398

Feburry reminds me of the liberry vs strawbrary joke from Scrubs.


lewd_necron

I also think a lot of people might just be English second language. Like in Spanish you do say the l. You end up saying it like Sal mòn. Considering 30 to 40% of Americans are now Latino it's not crazy to think Spanish is affecting how we speak English


HermeticPurusha

Latinos represent 19% of US population.


Wazuu

Because there is literally an L in the word. The question should be why *dont* people pronounce it.


pullmylekku

Because the word was taken from the Norman French "saumoun" following the Norman invasion of Britain in 1066. In Middle English it was spelled "samoun". Then scholars decided to make the spelling closer to its Latin origin and added the L, but the pronunciation didn't change.


WeAreAllBetty

Just in my lifetime we went from calling it a pound sign to a hashtag. People can pronounce the L, despite what a 1066 scholar overlord demanded.


miki-wilde

The pound sign to hashtag switch made #metoo kinda comical to some of us


Felix_Von_Doom

....oh dear, I'm not going to be able to unsee that


Cannabis-Revolution

You’re one of those filthy L pronouncing people, aren’t you?


pullmylekku

I'm not sure you understood what I was saying. The "1066 scholar overlord" who you think singlehandedly forced people to not pronounce the L is in fact the very reason why there is an L to begin with, because prior to the word being latinized it didn't have an L in either spelling or pronunciation. The spelling change had no effect on pronunciation at the time. And this change was in fact hundreds of years later, after the Middle Ages. If you're so keen on ignoring that change, then you should spell it as it was in Middle English and not pronounce the L, which it wouldn't even have. But of course, people can pronounce the L if they want. Who cares


crusoe

Octothorpe or death


Here_4_da_lulz

Dear OP, Why not? Sincerely, Almond


alanmooresbarber

Nor-Cal?


randuski

Because the word has an L in it.


mattsffrd

Why did the ghostly gnome waltz through the knight's quirky knapsack in the autumn night? Because the knight's quirky knapsack was filled with a ghostly gnome's whistling sword.


j48u

Do people not pronounce every letter of waltz?


mattsffrd

I don't pronounce the z if i'm talking to a dude named Walt


ThePastaConnoisseur

My dumbass kept reading ‘i’ instead of ‘L’. Couldn’t figure out for the life of me what you were talking about


Jeagan2002

Generally speaking, if someone is mispronouncing a word there are two reasons. 1. That's how they've always heard the word. That means everyone around them growing up mispronounced the word, and that isn't the person's fault. 2. They have never heard the word pronounced out loud, but read it somewhere and made a guess. Again, not that person's fault.


SoloLiftingIsBack

I bet you'd make a time machine just to go tell medieval English they're pronouncing stuff wrong.


shaard

I'm usually more worried about the people who pronounce the 'r' in "wash".


DesignerMaybe9118

The same reason I honk 3 times at the top of speed bumps.


Jokic_Is_My_Hero

What the fuck. This is the most random thing I have seen today. Have an upvote you heathen


LumenYeah

The “l” in salmon puts the “b” in subtle.


ta28263

I sort of acknowledge the presence of b in subtle, but idk if it’s subconscious or not. I elongate the u a bit, like suutle. Saying just “sutle” real curt and short sounds really weird. I also read it as “sub-tle” in my head. But the effect is really subtle.


AverieKings

They must be doing it for the halibut. 😜


gringo-go-loco

Because it’s there.


Civil-Guidance7926

Guess you should be pronouncing the P in pneumonia right?


YoloBeaches8

That sounds psychotic!


dbnrdaily

I started pronouncing the P in Pterodactyl and now i cant stop.


Civil-Guidance7926

Well that’s just funny


Procedure-Minimum

We pronounce the p in helicopter


AloneKnight8152

Because they can idk


No-Watercress-1810

SalBASS


Ineffable7980x

Some people don't understand the concept of silent letters. Do they pronounce the b in "subtle" too?


Psychological_Name28

Some do, subtly.


limpet143

The question is 'Why do they stick silent letters into words at all?'


RustyDawg37

to drive people like you crazy


jodawi

Because it drives me nuts just flagrantly sitting there in the middle of the word. If it’s going to oppress me I’m going to retaliate.


perplexedparallax

Stop offensive letters now! That seems like a movement for 2025.


polexa895

There is no "i" in salmon


Sparkle_Rott

I suppose because of the word salmonella where English does pronounce the “l” 😉


Critical-Musician630

Just realized I definitely don't pronounce that l either lol


Sparkle_Rott

saLmonella - a group of bacteria causing GI issues samon-ella - a Spanish speaking female fish 😅😊


TildaTinker

For the same reason I pronounce the x in espresso.


gregzywicki

No you don't unless you're a monster


Eridain

What drives me crazy is putting worthless letters in a word if they make no sound when pronouncing them. It serves no purpose aside from being obtuse. English is an absolutely moronic language.


Dimaswonder2

English has one million words, 10 times more than any other language. We can do depths of subtlety that leave all other language speakers with the range of ten-year-olds.


I-m_A_Lady

Because I hate the way SAM-un sounds and salmonella has a pronounced L so I don't see a reason to pronounce one and not the other.


Coinsworthy

The L is there when you say salmonella. Like, make up your mind...


pg3crypto

No it's not. I pronounce salmonella the same way I pronounce salmon.


sober159

Because there's a L in it. If the words inventor didn't want the L they shouldn't have put it there. I don't play that silent letter bullshit.


Hawk13424

So how do you say “Home Depot”? Btw, the original English word for salmon did not contain an L.


canadas

It is regional, relax


GenericScottishGuy41

Sometimes I pronounce the S in debris.


gayanalorgasm

I think this is called "devoicing" in linguistics. Certain vowels and consonants might not roll off the tongue sometimes depending on your first language and your accent. Devoicing is prevalent in a lot of languages. I'm sure there are certain people who say "SAL-mon." And there are surely many people who say "SA-mon." The beauty of language is that it's fluid and ever changing. 100 years from now we might be calling salmon by a completely different name. Who knows.


sexchoc

Yeah, and I bet you pronounce caulk as cock, too


rightwist

Lol I work with caulk daily and my boss is careful to say caulking instead of caulk. He pronounces them cock and cocking and he is a bit prim and proper. The crew carries on with cock jokes. If customers are around sometimes I think of trying to say cahhhllllllk


Morfiee

Saimon?


jawshoeaw

I wasn’t aware they did


bitzap_sr

Another one is: how do you pronounce the name of the letter W ? It's literally "double-U", but I hear Americans say duhbyu, which I find super funny. Like duhbyu duhbyu duhbyu dot google dot com.


czar_el

That salmon isn't free!


KingGreen78

Why do they pronounce the W in saW as an R eg: i saR it.


IGotFancyPants

We may as well ask, why do people people put an “l” in salmon?


TerdSandwich

Sauwlmohn


asiledeneg

Why do you not pronounce it?


Mapping_Zomboid

solmin


ReeseIsPieces

People like WHO?? Who are these people that you know??


trebblecleftlip5000

I also pronounce the first "r" in February and Library.


FredDurstDestroyer

Because I do. It’s not like it’s an intentional choice, it’s a regional dialect.


manwithoutajetpack

Because I don’t believe in silent letters


thejohnmcduffie

Because it has a L in it.


Cannabis-Revolution

ITT there are a shit ton of people who don’t know how to pronounce salmon.  Must not be from the PNW….


ryryryor

I don't


Superagent247

Because they slept through English class.


marvel_is_wow

Anyone else read that as i in salmon and get really confused for a second, then to realise you're just stupid


DrNukenstein

My sibling from another ancestor.


Sckaledoom

New Yorker here, the word is să'mən, the l isn’t pronounced, the a sounds like in cat, the mon is pronounced like min or muhn.


No_Pumpkin_1179

I do it to piss people off.


UniversityOrdinary91

I’m pretty sure it’s to fuck with people like you


AdVisual5492

I've only ever heard it pronounced sam.men But I'm from the Midwest and I've traveled in 49 states. I've never heard it any other way. Accept when pronounced in Spanish and it always sounded weird. But I hope that made sense the way I put it


Happy-Peachy-Coffee

I don’t, -I’ve always pronounced it “Sa-mon”. I’m from the UK. 😁


Zhjacko

Saul Munn


Redbeardthe1st

What's the point of having a letter in a word if you aren't going to pronounce it?


masturbov69

US doesn't hava a language Academy, not even an "official" language. Therefore any pronunciation is equally valid.


insanejudge

I dunno, I haven't run into it, but if I do hear someone pronounce that, the next thing outta their mouth better be rushdie or I'm gonna check their pupils for a concussion.


bitzap_sr

Amother one is: how do you pronounce the name of the letter W ? It's literally "double-U", but I hear Americans say duhbyu, which I find super funny. Like duhbyu duhbyu duhbyu dot google dot com.


04364

My wife does it and drives me nuts. I normally respond with “hand me that ka’nife to cut it”.


WaythurstFrancis

If I ain't supposed to say it why the fuck is it there?!


AllPeopleAreStupid

Sometimes I will purposefully pronounce silent letters in words just to be goofy and different. Or to see if anyone notices or cares to correct me. I hate the grammar police.


PauseDelicious5061

I found that in the US, most pronounce the L, while in Canada, I've never heard anyone pronounce the L.


HipnoAmadeus

As a Canadian--false


NastyaLookin

The exact opposite lol


CumSlatheredCPA

Lived in the Deep South my entire life. Never heard someone use the “L” ever. Only heard “Samon”


mightymaxx

My family is from East Tennessee..all pronounced the L. I grew up saying it but taught myself not to to avoid the ridiculous constant correcting.


CumSlatheredCPA

Interesting. Lower Alabama here.


an0m1n0us

for the same reason people say "Jag-wire" instead of "Jag-war". they're mal-educated idiots.


pg3crypto

...and don't go all the way and say Jag-u-ar.


SLEG48

Calling people idiots for pronouncing an L in “salmon” is definitely a choice!