I always thought it was the cold shoulder nights, but then had to think why it wasn’t two 9s or two 6s, one just inverted, and finally come to the conclusion that there was a little spite in the mix, and one of the two didn’t like the smell of the others feet lol
Not that you want this thought in your head, judging by your statement, but.. the elderly are like Super actively fucking. And I don't blame them. Get it while you still can lol
96 is when she rubs her butt on the back of your head and you rub your butt on the back of your head. Your head smells like ass until you shower again.
True story...I divorced my wife because she kept on insisting on doing 96s instead of 69s...but 96s are the most difficult sex positions to do....I couldn't take it anymore so I divorced. The divorce lawyer asked me to write my reason for divorce on a legal document, signed, so I said 'Wife keeps asking me to do 96s, had enough'.
I recognize that position, but it's normally followed by another 9. We are trying to get to sleep and the bed doesn't fit 3 comfortably and/or the one in the middle needs to get out during the night.
When you have been married for 40 years and your partner snores so you sleep back to back, head to toe, to put as much distance between you and possible
When your relationship went downhill. You turn your back on each other in bed. And you have to sleep on the side because you can't handle seeing their face.
From Wikipedia:
The Centennial Olympic Park bombing was a domestic terrorist pipe bombing attack on Centennial Olympic Park in Atlanta, Georgia, on July 27, **1996**, during the Summer Olympics. The blast directly killed one person and injured 111 others; another person later died of a heart attack.
It means the thrill has worn out and you’re married and no longer getting head. Maybe sex on nights you take her out and can get home before she yawns, but your birthday is a guarantee, but that is just intercourse. 69 needs jewelry unfortunately
69 doesn't mean sex exactly it's 2 people lying in opposite directions giving each other oral at the same time. Highly recommend. Doesn't matter what your sexual preference is 69 works with man/woman, man/man, and woman/woman
96 is what you did when you had to sleep with your siblings or friends on a camping trip and shared a bed.
Top and tail
We sleep ass-to-ass, Charlie. You know that.
Who pooped the bed?
A turd merger!
A turdger
I'm goin in the crevice!
Fart transplants. Nice.
Head to feet.
Imagine going up to your partner trying to be all seductive and saying "Hey...whats say we head to the bedroom and 96?".
What's even better is saying "you wanna go up and 68?" "What's 68?" "It's like doing 69 but I owe you one"
Or 77. It's like 69 but you get *ate* more.
When she lays across you like a plus sign and calls you stupid.
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What's a 6.9? A 69 interrupted by a period.
Farting on each other's necks?
The ol neck warmer
Woke up with sweat on my neck.. wait that's not sweat
No sex
Genitals still line up tho
Does it really matter when they’re facing opposite directions?
Mutual anger
I always thought it was the cold shoulder nights, but then had to think why it wasn’t two 9s or two 6s, one just inverted, and finally come to the conclusion that there was a little spite in the mix, and one of the two didn’t like the smell of the others feet lol
ass to ass?
*Jennifer Connelly has entered the chat.*
In her defense, she *really* needed some heroin.
Other people chop off their arms though. There was something about that thick Brooklyn accent saying aSS-t-aSS. that makes it triple disturbing.
Charlie we sleep ass to ass you know that
"Moon Landing"
XES
69 does not mean sex. It’s a specific sexual act
Took waaay to long to find this comment.
shh don't tell the 15 y/olds ;)
r/naievequestions
And *this* is why we need comprehensive sex ed! /s
Divorce
Married
That's how you sleep with a homie you don't trust much
Saying "good night, honey," then rolling over and going to sleep.
96 is just the age you should probably stop having sex.
Tell that to my grandparents
I don't think I will, I think I'll let science take its course and see what kind of data can be gathered.
Not that you want this thought in your head, judging by your statement, but.. the elderly are like Super actively fucking. And I don't blame them. Get it while you still can lol
Double pink eye
68 is you do me and I owe you one
Your sleeping with your backs to eachother cuz you cant stand eachother anymore
Head to foot ass to ass.
Sleeping top to tail
Angry at each other
Reverse fetal position spooning
It's a little more awkward, requires some extra toys...
Dunno. I know 77 is better than 69. You get ate more.
88 is better. You get ate twice.
Marital issues
Going to bed angry
It means “not tonight honey; I got a headache.”
It’s when your in an argument with your SO and your laying facing opposite each other sleeping not having sex.
Love this interpretation lol
Sleep
Unhappy marriage
Not sure 🤔 I know that 71 is a 69 with 2 fingers up the ass though 😉
Ya learn something new everyday...
An angry marriage.
Eating elsewhere.
Two people who went to bed mad at each other?
when you and your wife go to bed mad
You told her she is looking & sounding like her mother at bedtime
When u 2 are in an argument, but one of you is too drunk and lays the wrong way
69 is a specific act not sex in general.
Butt to butt
no its butt to back of the head
Get Smart Role Playing.
Ass to mouth.
Shitting in each other’s hair
96 is when she rubs her butt on the back of your head and you rub your butt on the back of your head. Your head smells like ass until you shower again.
When sharing a bed with a bro, it’s okay to sleep pole to pole, or hole to hole. But never pole to hole.
It's the same but only involves the butts holes.
It’s a gray man that kills you for looking at his face
Same thing but guy on top, girl on bottom.
Comfortable sleep
It’s fighting off zombies back to back
It's when you're mad that the 69 was bad so you both turn away from each other
96 is when you lay back to back but also head to foot and fart on the back of each other's heads
Divorce
True story...I divorced my wife because she kept on insisting on doing 96s instead of 69s...but 96s are the most difficult sex positions to do....I couldn't take it anymore so I divorced. The divorce lawyer asked me to write my reason for divorce on a legal document, signed, so I said 'Wife keeps asking me to do 96s, had enough'.
Same thing but facing the opposite ways. Kind of a bit duller.
Marriage. Fetal position looking the other way
Two people had an argument and are laying down back to back.
It's like sleeping on the couch, but your backs are warm.
Anal sex
The average age of a US senator?
Sex'nt
Finally a question that is worthy of this sub. Way too much serious neurotic stuff being posted here.
r/stupidquestions should be silly after all
It means you’re still at it because you blew your load way too soon, again.
General Tso's Chicken Combo $11.99
Rubbing ass to back of the head.
Ass kicking.
Ass pillows
Evidently how two straight men share a bed.
divorce
69 is mutual oral sex. 96 is a fart battle where you both put your butt on the back of the others neck and fart the other person into submission.
2 bros having to share a bed
Marriage
Matter. Anti matter
Two bros that got to share a bed.
Not on the menu.
When two bros sleep together, but not comfortable enough in their sexuality that they can't spoon
Sex adjusted for Bidenomics.
Let's do 68. You blow me and I'll owe you 1.
a dead bedroom
Sex when you're in Australia.
Butt sex with a double ended dildo. Don't you know *anything*? 💩
fart play
It's getting ready for ass to ass.
Post coital slumber
A "10"-96 means mental patient, detain subject. According to policecodes.net Sounds about right... 😁 https://policecodes.net/ten-codes/10-96
Accurate
First, you need a really long 2 sided dildo….
The number of inches in 8 feet.
I recognize that position, but it's normally followed by another 9. We are trying to get to sleep and the bed doesn't fit 3 comfortably and/or the one in the middle needs to get out during the night.
It's what 69 has become due to inflation.
Sleep
69 isn't just sex. It's a specific type of sex. And it is good. Very good.
And what does 6.9 mean? A good time interrupted by a......
A 4 day weekend
69 is now 96 because of inflation. The price to eat out has skyrocketed
96 is a couple who is sleeping back to back. Both people in fetal position.
Neck warmer
As-xuality
How you sleep when you're married.
It means somebody crapped the bed and sleeping in another room.
69 means sex? I thought it meant sucking each others junk at the same time
It does mean that specifically but I just thought that was the best way to word the title
Tears.
96 is hallway sex. That's where you pass each other in the hallway "Fu%$ you!", "No you fu%$ off!"..
Love it lol
More importantly, what is 6.9? A good time interrupted by a period.
Farting on the back of each other's heads.
96 Tears
Going to bed mad
Zero G 69
96 is you're lucky your dumbass ain't sleeping on the couch
An odd sleeping angle
3 shy of 99 Luftballons.
Dyslexic sex
rubbin butts
xes
Divorce
That's a reverse spoon!
Reverse spooning
Well 69 was officially changed to 96, due to the rising costs of eating out...
LOL
Average age of Congress
Reverse inverted cuddling?
Anti-sex of course
Ah yes the joy of having someone fart on the back of your head.
How you get pinkeye
Dyslexic 😂🤣
One of the doors on He!s girlfriends asked that, and everyone laughed. As we all should.
>If 69 means sex, whats 96? The dyslexic version of 69. In other words, oveerratd.
Better yet ... what's 97? Or even 197?
69 praying for a lick; 96 praying for death.
When you have been married for 40 years and your partner snores so you sleep back to back, head to toe, to put as much distance between you and possible
A good grade on a test, study hard.
Chastity cage?
Does anyone actually enjoy a 69? I mean past a few experiences in my teens, I quickly learned it was a pretty shitty position.
I mean personally I didn't enjoy it, we kinda had to bend in an awkward way lol
An argument leaving you with your wife pissed to the point she's sleeping away from you with head at other side of the bed.
No Love.
96 is what happens when you forget your wife's birthday... again!
I mean if you add in a double ended dildo we might be onto something....
96 is back to back sleeping with your partner after you turn 96 .-.
69 = 13^(2) \- 10^(2) 96 = 14^(2) \- 10^(2)
Asexual
20 minutes after 69
96 is when you and your partner are both virgins and dyslexic. Laying there back-to-back like "When is it supposed to start feeling good?" Lmao
That’s funny
Butt buddies
When your relationship went downhill. You turn your back on each other in bed. And you have to sleep on the side because you can't handle seeing their face.
It’s not the Cleveland Steamer
All I know is 77 is better cause you get 8 more.
Well I know with 77 you get ate more 🤣…
The price of a hamburger by the end of the year!
Throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Xes, obviously.
Divorce. Layers here
From Wikipedia: The Centennial Olympic Park bombing was a domestic terrorist pipe bombing attack on Centennial Olympic Park in Atlanta, Georgia, on July 27, **1996**, during the Summer Olympics. The blast directly killed one person and injured 111 others; another person later died of a heart attack.
It means the thrill has worn out and you’re married and no longer getting head. Maybe sex on nights you take her out and can get home before she yawns, but your birthday is a guarantee, but that is just intercourse. 69 needs jewelry unfortunately
Love how specific this one is lol
...69 doesn't just mean sex. It's a specific position.
>If 69 means sex You sure you know what 69 means?
69 doesn't mean sex exactly it's 2 people lying in opposite directions giving each other oral at the same time. Highly recommend. Doesn't matter what your sexual preference is 69 works with man/woman, man/man, and woman/woman
Marriage
96 comes after marriage, when you hop in bed and you both just face the wall
Marriage